"Whew~!"

The Tiger Roaring Mountain Gang was deafening, but it fell into Pingyang and was bullied. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

A slap on the head of Yin Yue, who looked up to the sky and roared beside him, a fierce tiger roaring on the mountain, let it lie on the ground aggrievedly after holding his head with his forelimbs, his appearance was handsome, with a friendly smile on his face, a white monk's robe and a black robe, a black shawl to cover his face, a tin staff, and two strings of prayer beads hanging around his neck, looking like a monk, but a man with long flowing black hair - that is, Tang Seng said angrily: "Scream, call you a ghost!" I don't know how to rest early in the morning, I know how to yell and scream, don't I feel very imposing, don't I? Damn it! Last time, if I wasn't fast, I was almost scared away by your stupid cat, and you want to continue tossing me this time? Tell you, if you dare to scream and scare the horse away in the future, be careful that I use you as a horse! ”

Taught Yin Yue a hard lesson, Tang Seng touched his shoulder and lay quietly, except for occasionally raising his eyelids to glance at him, the black cat who had never made any extra movements, couldn't help but hate the iron and steel and reprimanded Yin Yue: "Learn more and more, I don't expect you to be as honest as it, but please be smarter, okay?" Forget it the first time, if I hadn't slipped away fast last time, I was almost caught by the monster attracted by your stupid cat...... Damn it! I knew that I shouldn't have been nosy in the first place, and I didn't care if you died. Hmph, if you die, you can have another tiger skin and a good meal. ”

"Whew~" wagging his tail, Yin Yue protested dissatisfiedly.

"Monks can't eat meat? Ha, you are really a stupid cat, thinking that I am a monk wearing a robe and carrying Buddhist beads? Just kidding, if it weren't for Liu'er's dead girl who stuffed this outfit into me before she set off, saying that she must wear it on the way to learn the scriptures, I wouldn't have worn this thing...... I have my own line! ”

glanced at Yinyue with disdain, Tang Seng slapped it on the head again, and then couldn't help but sigh for a long time: "Liu'er, that girl is really a guy with no conscience, I am so good to her, I worked hard to bring her up, and when she grew up, she also helped her find her father and mother...... Scold! Not only her, but also the tigress surnamed Li! I've helped her so much, but I actually listen to the wind and rain, and let me come when others say let me come, bastard, a bunch of guys with no conscience! ”

The more he talked, the more angry it became, Tang Seng couldn't help but pat Yin Yue's head angrily, making the innocent it wail, and at the same time did not forget to grit his teeth and put two cruel words: "The woman whose name is stinky and long is also waiting for me!" obviously doesn't know her, and there is no grievance with her, but for some reason, he threw this kind of troublesome thing on the uncle's head, don't let me see her again, otherwise I will close the door and let the stupid cat bite her! ”

The white tiger shook his head and purred dissatisfiedly, as if to say that he was not a stupid cat.

Tang Seng completely ignored Yin Yue's dissatisfaction, his fingers tapped vigorously on its head, thinking back to the original incident, he couldn't help muttering: "Then again, it seems that the person who the woman was looking for at that time was not me...... It's strange, I always feel like she started looking for Liu'er, why did she suddenly become me? ”

Looking at Tang Seng who completely ignored his dissatisfaction and knocked his head like a wooden fish with a bang, Yin Yue endured for a moment and found that he had no intention of stopping at all, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he resisted with a whimper, and took advantage of his unpreparedness to throw him to the ground.

Tang Seng was caught off guard by Yin Yueyi to the ground, looking at the white tiger who was pressing on him and shaking his head, looking proud, he suddenly became angry: "You dare to sneak attack, you stupid ......"

- Boom!!

With a sudden earth-shattering noise, a frenzied and violent earthquake suddenly came, as if the earthquake of a landslide and a crack in the ground hit with a terrifying shock wave swept by dust and smoke, which made Tang Seng, who gritted his teeth and was ready to find Yinyue trouble, startled, and then didn't care to find it lying on the ground with his head in his arms, looking embarrassed and instigating Yinyue trouble, Tang Seng pushed away the white tiger pressed on his body, and then stood up from the ground like a hat.

The body swayed with the earth in the world where the earth shook and the mountains shook, Tang Seng fixed his body as if he was nailed to the earth, and was not affected by the earthquake at all, and his right hand was held flat on his head to make an umbrella and look at the west - that was the direction from which the sound and the tremor came from.

After a while, when the earthquake finally stopped, Tang Seng frowned and said to himself: "Strange, why is there no sign of this earthquake at all?" Is there a monster at work? ”

It seemed that he was also surprised, the lazy black cat on Tang Seng's shoulder, Jia Ye finally opened his eyes completely. Different from the eyes of ordinary cats, the eyes of the head are more vivid than blood, which makes ordinary people look at the blood-red color.

Standing up on Tang Seng's shoulder, he looked at the west with him, like a human, and Jia's indifferent eyes flashed with surprise.

As if aware of it, Tang Seng tilted his head and glanced at Jia. Sensing the surprise in Jia's eyes, he didn't know what he thought, he raised his eyebrows slightly, and then shook his head indifferently: "Forget it, you have to go if there are monsters, I don't want to waste my strength to go a long way, besides, where are there no monsters in this world?" …… Hmm, the white-haired woman said a few days ago that the Two Realms Mountain seems to be ahead, hey, do you want me to save someone and take it with you? A stupid cat is troublesome enough, and you have to add another person, it's really troublesome......"

"Yinyue, hurry up and go." Muttering, Tang Seng patted Yin Yue's head beside him and motioned for it to get up, and then he struggled to pull the feet that were frightened by the changes in heaven and earth, and the white horse with the luggage moved towards the Two Realms Mountain.

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The Two Realms Mountain, also known as the Five Finger Mountain, used to be non-existent, but five hundred years ago, there was a great demon known as the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and was finally suppressed by the Buddha with his right hand after the mountain turned into a mountain, and the Two Realms Mountain appeared.

Of course, this mountain is not the right hand of the Buddha, whether there is a suppression of monsters under it is actually Tang Seng is not too concerned, and even if it is not for the road to meet a person called Tai Bai Xing, said that he wanted to save him from the demon mouth, but in the end he caused trouble, and then the goddess who played all the way to soy sauce told him that the monsters suppressed here were the next guards to protect him on the west sky, and he didn't even know the origin of Wuzhi Mountain.

After that earthquake, Tang Seng led the horse and took Yin Yue for another day. And during this day's journey, he and Yin Yue encountered more than a dozen earthquakes, and at first they would carefully dodge, until later they found out that the earthquake did not hurt anything except the terrifying power, not to mention Yin Yue, even the most timid white horse is used to it, and there is no longer a little fear of being scared to the point of weakness.

Leading the white horse to the water's edge, Tang Seng recalled Tai Bai Xing's words to himself, and couldn't help muttering: "Send me to the West Heaven?" This is really unlucky. ”

"Roar?" was lowering her head and drinking water, Yin Yue couldn't help but look up at Tang Seng in confusion when she heard the voice, as if she was asking him what was wrong.

Tang Seng shrugged his shoulders and didn't speak, just looked up into the distance, the mountain called Wuzhi Mountain could already be seen - in fact, he had seen it half a day ago, but Wangshan ran away from a dead horse, and he still hadn't reached the foot of the mountain.

"Alas, I don't know what kind of guy the Monkey King is, I hope he doesn't know what kind of guy he is like a stupid cat. One stupid cat is enough, don't come back to a second one. ”

After looking at the direction of Wuzhi Mountain for a while, Tang Seng squatted down and prepared to drink two sips of water before continuing on the road.

However, at this moment, the tremors were more violent than all the earthquakes that had been encountered before combined.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Unlike before, it was just terrifying, but this time the earthquake seemed to be a riot in the earth, the sky was dark, the dust was flying, and the black tornado was raging in the sky. Violent air currents swept in from all directions, and the deep cracks in the Great Dao Dao spread like cobwebs across the earth.

As if as a prelude to destruction, the world began to shake from side to side, and the air shook, producing visible marks visible to the naked eye.

Then, in Tang Seng's stunned gaze, the Wuzhi Mountain in the distance, which was shrouded in ominous and strange black clouds, suddenly exploded with a bang. Like a volcanic eruption, countless pieces of debris were carried into the sky by a tremendous force, tearing apart the black clouds and tornadoes that covered the sky, and then fell from the sky in tiny pieces like hailstones.

Tang Seng: "......"

- "Ahh Miscellaneous, my grandson is out!!!!!! ”

Bright sunlight shone down from the broken black clouds, and then a roar of anger that seemed to shake through the nine heavens and ten earths suddenly appeared, and then a cry of "I'll go!" In this drastic change in the world - anyway, there was no gravel on his head, and Tang Seng, who was not afraid of being hit on the head by a stone, decisively lay on the ground without ambition, closed his eyes and began to pretend to be dead.

"Huh?" Yin Yue patted Tang Seng's head with her paws curiously, as if asking him what he was doing again.

Tang Seng remained motionless, as if he was dead.

Yin Yue didn't give up, so she patted him on the head with her paw again.

Tang Seng remained motionless, as if he was dead.

found that no matter how he photographed Tang Seng, Tang Seng ignored him, Yin Yue blinked, and suddenly became interested. In order to avenge Tang Seng's evil deeds of bullying him along the way...... No, in order to get him up from the ground, Yin Yue blew on the two forelimbs humanely, and planned to give Tang Seng who was pretending to be dead a luxury package of one hundred and eighty consecutive palms, and then let him get up from the ground full of energy.

It's a pity that the luxury package of one hundred and eighty consecutive palms has not yet started, and Yin Yue was slapped by Tang Seng and fell to the ground with her head in her arms.

Got up from the ground with a wheel, and the angry Tang Seng took the tin staff in his hand and knocked Yin Yue's head: "You stupid cat, didn't you hear the voice just now?" Why don't you lie on the ground and sleep lazily like me...... No, it's pretending to be dead to avoid disasters. Are you going to wait for the guy who just spoke up to kill you and make you lunch? ”

As soon as he was careless, he almost said the big truth that he wanted to be lazy, Tang Seng hurriedly used a tin rod to give Yinyue's head another time to prevent it from having a chance to react, so he changed the topic, and ridiculed it for his IQ every day: "Every time you encounter something, you are so stupid, how did you live until now?" ”

Whimpered twice, Yin Yue was really aggrieved. What, it's obviously smart and clever, right? If Tang Seng hadn't said it was stupid every day, and patted its head from time to time, and he didn't have a good head, it wouldn't have become what it is now!

As if he understood Yin Yue's words, Tang Seng laughed at its words, and then jumped up angrily, and his voice was raised high: "What!?" How dare you say that your stupidity is because you are influenced by Uncle Ben? Are you stupid cat alive and crooked? Ha! Have guts! It seems that if I don't teach you a hard lesson today, you won't know what it means to be a curse! ”

Rolling up his sleeves, just as Tang Seng was about to give Yin Yue, who was telling the truth, a 999-chain staff to make it increase its memory, and understand who could and couldn't be provoked, the Jia on his shoulder suddenly called.

"Meow~"

Jia, who has always rarely made a sound, suddenly spoke, and Tang Seng couldn't help but be stunned for a moment. Surprised, he turned his head to look at it, and saw that it was looking into the water, so his eyes turned to the water.

And then......

- "Whoa, whoa! A woman with no clothes on!? ”

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