was treated as a fool by Li Shimin, and I was so angry that I wanted to find a strip of cloth to tighten her breasts, so that her breasts would be smaller, and then her IQ would be longer. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

But unfortunately, before I could find the strip of cloth that bound Li Shimin's chest, I was so frightened by her words that I looked up to the sky and laughed for an hour on the spot, and then decisively packed my luggage, and rode a horse that night to get the Western Meridian with lightning speed.

She said...... The right person she and Liu'er found was me!

I rub! Liu'er is my sister, Liu'er is my sister, Liu'er is my sister! Because it's very important, I have to say this sentence three times, but I don't think it's enough, so I emphasize it again at the end, Liu'er is my sister!

Even if it's not a pro...... Hey, wait, Liu'er is not her own sister, it should be no problem to marry, right?

- That's weird! Even if it's not my own sister, Liu'er is also my sister! And the point is not at all whether I marry Liu'er or not, but the tigress named Li Shimin! What hatred and what grudge? And how obsessed is there with letting my uncle go to get the Western Scriptures, so that the tigress can scare me with such a terrible thing as marrying me in order to let me go to learn the scriptures?

Damn it! Isn't it just when you were young that you robbed you of sugar man, and then pinched your face and laughed at you for being a stupid little ghost? Didn't he show you the way later, as for holding grudges until now? No, no, although the tigress has a violent temper and comes to the door with a sword all day to find fault, her heart doesn't seem to be so small, it's been more than ten years, she shouldn't have an impression.

Then it's strange, why did you scare my uncle with such a terrible thing this time? Could it be that she knew about the last time she drew a tiger on her face while she was asleep? No, the uncle has always been quick with his hands and feet, and he is absolutely sure that she fell asleep at that time. Could it be ...... Oh! By the way, could it be that the last time I chatted with Liu'er, I said bad things about Li Shimin, saying that she was a tigress and would never be known to her if she got married for the rest of her life? Shouldn't it? Liu'er is a caring and good sister, and she will never betray me.

This can't be, that's impossible, it's strange, why is that tigress so enmity with me?

Could it be that all the hatreds in the past ten years have been counted together? Thinking about it, there is only this possibility, I really can't help but sigh, a woman is a woman, even if it is a grumpy tigress, the heart and eyes are the same small.

In this way, in order to prevent Li Shimin's tigress from really taking Liu'er to find me, in the night, I wore a hat with a thin veil to cover my face, hung a few strings of prayer beads given by Li Shimin, and then carried the valuable tin staff given by the woman whose name was stinky and long, and as a result, I didn't remember, led the white horse from the palace, and embarked on the road to the west with a few black robes and some other luggage that Liu'er had prepared for me a long time ago.

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I knew it was a lot of trouble to learn from the scriptures, but I was not alone on the way. Because besides myself, there is a black cat named Ga who accompanies me.

Ga is a very special cat that followed me a long time ago. It has a very strange personality and is completely different from a normal cat. They don't catch mice, they don't like to eat fish, they don't like to cause trouble, and they're not afraid of water or anything else that cats should be afraid of. And it's lonely and quiet. There are no playmates of the same kind, and they lie on my shoulders all day long, except for the occasional squeak when they open their eyes to see me, and they rarely even move. But in contrast to that loneliness, Ga was very clingy to me, and for some unknown reason, I lay on my shoulders almost all the twelve hours a day. Not only rest, but also never leave my side even when I take a shower.

I still don't know why, but Ga's eyes are the color of blood, and she is extremely repulsive to people other than me. Even if it is Liu'er who has lived together for many years and Li Shimin, who often comes to visit the house, it will never let them touch it, and occasionally someone who doesn't know wants to touch it, and the blood-colored vertical pupils reveal emotions like looking at dead people and carrion, anyway, it is not the same as looking at normal creatures. If the faint-hearted see each other at night, they will probably be scared to death!

This is not a joke, when I first came to Chang'an and met Jia, it was wanted as a monster because it scared people to death! It wasn't until I was with it later, and it didn't go out again, that the turmoil finally stopped.

And food, unless I feed it with my own hands, it doesn't eat a bite, even if it doesn't open its mouth for a few days, it never eats anything.

It is precisely because of this that I am inseparable from the Ever-Great, even if I bring it with me this time, of course, even if I don't bring it, it will definitely find it by itself.

By the way, I used to give Jia the name of Little Black, after all, it was a black cat. Little Black. How nice and affectionate is that? It's a pity that he doesn't want this good name, so reluctant that every time I call it by this name, it scratches me in the face with its cat's paws.

Even if I'm thick-skinned uncle...... Phew, who is thick-skinned, uncle, I am a good man who is honest and reserved, how can I be cheeky!? It should be that Jia's claws are not sharp enough to scratch my face, but I can't scratch it once, I can't scratch it twice, and I will always be scratched by it ten times, a hundred times, right? So for the sake of my handsome and handsome, I thought about Pan An's face 100,000 times, and finally had to replace it with a ...... It takes it by itself!

By the way, in fact, uncle, my handsomeness is not only 100,000 times more than Pan An, but countless times! But I'm a humble and kind person, and I'm embarrassed to tell people the truth that I'm countless times more handsome than Pan An, so I added 100,000 times after this word.

By the way, no one should tell me the truth about being handsome in front of me, otherwise I will be in a hurry with him! It's good that my handsomeness understands in my heart, and don't say it to hit those who are not as handsome as me. As for saying I'm not handsome...... Hehe, don't go!? Uncle, I hate those oily tongues who talk nonsense with their eyes open, look at my uncle, I won't beat you to death with a tin rod!

After traveling west slowly for more than a month, in addition to Jia, there was another white tiger beside me. It was something I met on the road, it was injured and fighting with another normal tiger, looking at its miserable and pitiful appearance, I suddenly thought of a companion who was also a white tiger before, and had been with me for a long time, lamenting that time had passed, and things were wrong with people, and I couldn't help but feel compassion, so I kicked another tiger away, and then took it away for treatment.

As if grateful for my act of saving it, after I healed the wound, the white tiger followed me on the road. There is no way, being handsome is popular, even if he is wearing a hat, even if the object is just a tigress who has come to open her mind and can't even transform into a person, this attraction can't be changed. Alas, this kind of handsomeness sometimes really annoys me~

Of course, I would never say that the real reason why the white tiger followed me was that I tied it to the fire the night after it was healed, and then let it follow me or give me dinner, never again!

The white tiger that joined on the road was called Yinyue, Yinhu Yin, and Xingyue. Of course, I got this very elegant name, but I'm more used to calling it stupid cat than Yinyue. No way, Yin Yue is really stupid, she has been with me for more than a month, and she didn't help anything, and once she stupidly took me into the monster cave! And it was brought to the innermost!

I'll take a look, look at my temper, if it weren't for the monster who happened to come back to hide, and didn't have time to clean it up, the uncle gave it a set of 999 serial rods on the spot and beat it half to death, and he would dare to be stupid in the future!

Although I was regarded as a mortal by the woman whose name was too long to remember, and I was called by her to learn from the scriptures, I am not really an ordinary person. It doesn't matter if it's a ghost or a fairy Buddha, as long as I want to, it's all a thing that is crushed to death with one finger.

But I'm a good peace-loving man, and the thought of fighting or something makes me feel troublesome, so I usually hide when I encounter something, and this time is no exception. Jumped out and killed the monster with a tin cane, I was too lazy to do it, but I led Yin Yue to take advantage of the monster not to find the thief slipping out, this kind of technical thing Uncle likes.

So while the monster didn't notice that I was visiting her cave, I tiptoed and flashed out of the cave with Yinyue.

But the accident happened, in addition to me and Yinyue, there was actually a person in the monster's lair. It's an old man with kind eyebrows...... That's weird! Obviously she is a woman who is as cold as frost and her white hair is as flowing as silk!

Scold! Did the woman take me for an idiot, or did she think I was blind? The kind of temperament that people don't get close to, looks so beautiful, and there is such a pair of big breasts trembling there on his chest, and the old man who pretends to be kind in front of the uncle, is his brain in water? Or do you not have a brain at all?

You're right with big breasts, but it's wrong for you to have big breasts and no brains and come out to hang around. Can't you learn from the big-breasted ferryman who used to be bigger than you in my family, nesting on the boat all day long, drinking and lazy and enjoying life?

It's too platinum, I think it's more appropriate for you to change your name to Eye-Appearing Venus! Honestly go home to bask in the sun, drink tea, and enjoy a leisurely life, don't do it, you have to come to this place and pull me to save me. I think you were hit on the head by a meteor at all, and you can't wake up with Venus in your eyes, right?

Save me, phew! If you hadn't pulled Uncle and didn't let him go, and as a result, you would have caused a disturbance for Uncle to be discovered by the monster, and Uncle would have slipped away an hour earlier, and then found a place to sleep!

Thanks to the blessing of the woman named Tai Bai Xing, my plan to sneak away quietly was shattered, uncle. In desperation, I had no choice but to turn around and fight the monster that I had killed for 300 rounds...... Uh, well, it only took one round for me to knock out that youkai chick of the same clan as Yinyue with a tin staff.

After that, Yin Yue and I swaggered with an incredible face, and almost wrote on our faces, "Am I looking for the wrong person?" The white-haired woman with these words left the Youkai Cave Mansion.

Then, Tai Bai Xing, who said that he came to save me, but watched the play all the way, told me that I was not alone, and on the next road, there was a demon monkey called Wuzhi Mountain, also known as the Two Realms Mountain, named Sun Wukong. She is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and her ability is to the sky, as long as I get to Wuzhi Mountain and rescue Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong will escort me to the Western Heavens.

Tai Bai Xing also said that I don't have to worry about safety on the next road to the Two Realms Mountain, because I am a scripture learner, and I have my own immortal protection along the way. Not to mention anything else, now there are a group of goddesses and immortals around me, such as Liuding Liujia, Wufang Jiedi, Four Career Gongcao, and Eighteen Guardian Jialan.

Six Ding Liujia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Career Gong Cao, Eighteen Apologetics Jialan!? I wiped a! Uncle said that along the way, why do I always feel that in addition to her, there are other people looking at me with squinting eyes, and it's not one, it's a group, it turns out that there are really any!?

I was furious on the spot, and then under the threat of not learning the scriptures, I forced Tai Bai Xing to drive away all the immortals who followed me. Just kidding, uncle is not an actor, he is watched by a group of people all day long, do I want to live my life?

In this way, the white-haired, big-breasted, big-eyed Venus and the group of immortals were all driven away by me.

Then, Yinyue and Jia traveled day and night, occasionally lazy during the period, and then walked for another month, and finally came to the realm of the Two Realms Mountain, which is the Five Finger Mountain that Tai Bai Xing said suppressed the demon monkey.

Then, when Yinyue let out her first roar in the early morning of the Two Realms Mountain, it belonged to me, a false monk who did not eat fasting, did not recite the Buddha, did not respect the Three Jewels, and did not accept the Eight Precepts, and the journey of learning the scriptures officially began.

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