Chapter 63: Scholarly Ghosts
Standing behind Lu Xiaopang doesn't look like a human, but like a ghost!
Zhang Ling was chased by a group of girls, and in a hurry, he could only drill into the boys' toilet. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Who would have thought that the five girls were too angry, and followed Zhang Ling directly into the bathroom.
"Sisters, misunderstanding, misunderstanding." Facing the menacing five beauties, Zhang Ling wanted to cry.
"Sisters, don't say anything, flatten him!"
"Wait!"
"What else do you have to say?"
"Guys, do you believe that there are ghosts in this world?" As Zhang Ling spoke, he took out two spirit runes from his pocket and swayed.
"Ghosts? How can there be ghosts in this world? The pony-tailed girl stared at the spirit talisman in Zhang Ling's hand with wide eyes.
"No, we can't see it, it doesn't mean that there are no ghosts in this world, in fact, ghosts exist around us all the time."
"You're, you're still around us all the time, what about the ghost you're talking about, you have the ability to find one for us to see." The yellow-haired girl pointed at Zhang Ling and said with a smile.
"Okay, let you see, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, show the ghost talisman, burn!" After speaking, Zhang Ling burned a spirit talisman in the toilet.
Although Zhang Ling's mouth said that it was a ghost talisman, it was actually just an ordinary yin talisman.
The yin charm burns, the surrounding yin qi surrounds, and the temperature plummets.
Several girls felt cold and scared at the same time.
"There's a ghost baby huddled inside, and it's crying." Zhang Ling pointed to a toilet cubicle.
The girls looked at each other, and although they were scared, their curiosity overcame their fears, and all five girls came close.
It's just that there is nothing in the toilet except for a toilet bowl and a basket of toilet paper.
With a few clicks, Zhang Ling raised his mobile phone and took pictures of several girls.
"What are you shooting?" The pony-tailed girl turned her head and glared at Zhang Ling.
Syllable.
Zhang Ling smiled slightly, raised his mobile phone and took a frontal photo of the girl, but the girl was immediately confused.
"Hahaha, five perverted women broke into the men's bathroom, it really scared the baby." Zhang Ling deliberately covered his chest and made a very scared expression.
"You....... Shame on you! Several girls pointed at Zhang Ling, their bodies trembling with anger, especially the ponytail girl who was photographed in front of her, almost fainting in the toilet.
"Hmph, you can frame me for spying on you, and you won't allow me to take a picture of you entering the men's bathroom?" After speaking, Zhang Ling turned his head and left.
Several girls looked at each other, and it was a long time before someone came up with a sentence: "Did any of you see that boy peeping on us?" ”
The other girls shook their heads.
"Dead fatty, the fuck dares to calculate me, don't let me catch you, otherwise I'll beat you......."
"Boy, how does it feel to be moistened by five beauties at the same time?" Lu Xiaopang was sitting on a bench in the corridor, nibbling on a big banana in his mouth.
"Bastard, you're pretty laid-back." Zhang Ling clenched his fists and rushed over.
Lu Xiaopang directly threw away the banana peel in his hand, got up from the bench, and raised his fist to touch Zhang Ling.
Zhang Ling took a few steps back, and Lu Xiaopang sat on the bench again.
"Boy, you have a lot of strength!" Lu Xiaopang's arm was obviously a little numb.
"You're not bad, a fat man, you're quite clever." Zhang Ling felt that the fat man in front of him was an opponent, at least his strength was the same as what he had.
Lu Xiaopang has great strength, but his body is too fat, and he is not as flexible as Zhang Ling.
After a few rounds between the two of them, Lu Xiaopang's face was swollen and his nose was bleeding.
"Good boy, you have a kind!"
"I'm rubbing, it's hard to talk about it, it's obvious that I'm at fault first, but it's justified, right?" As he spoke, Zhang Ling picked up his fist again and threw it at Lu Xiaopang.
"Ning Cairen, you scholarly ghost, don't come out quickly, if my Lu Xiaopang is beaten to death, who else will find you a little yellow book to read in the future!"
With Lu Xiaopang's roar, a cloud of white smoke blocked Zhang Ling's fist.
Zhang Ling's yin and yang eyes flickered, and he saw that there was an extra ghost behind Lu Xiaopang, who was dressed as a scholar and held a fan in his hand.
"I'm rubbing, and there's a ghost." Zhang Ling stared at the scholar ghost with his eyes, and four clusters of fire were released at the same time.
"Ning Xiucai, that kid seems to be able to see you?" Lu Xiaopang put his head in front of the scholar ghost.
The scholar ghost shook the fan in his hand, then closed it and knocked Lu Xiaopang's head hard, and said, "Not only can he see me, but he also has the skill of destroying ghosts, you can see the few clusters of purple flames jumping above his fingers." ”
"I'm rubbing, that kid is so powerful, I wouldn't have counted him if I had known. If you can win him over to spy on girls together, you will definitely get twice the result with half the effort. Lu Xiaopang sighed.
"Is it good to be a little promising, how can it be the person I chose Ningcai, I didn't expect it to be so unproductive, the ....... of the girls' dormitory all day long"
"Don't you also watch Xiao Huangwen all day long."
"Well, this ........" Ning Cairen closed the fan suddenly, and it took a long time before he said: "I read that kind of article to study the psychology of modern people, after all, the era I live in is a little far away from the present, I can't derail from the times, study." ”
"You, what the hell ......." Lu Xiaopang was really speechless, this scholarly ghost can always find some strange reasons to prove his innocence.
"What do you say? Tell me, how many bad things have you done? Confess leniently, I'm going to send people to the police station in a while, and send ghosts to the Yin Si for trial, and now it's too late to kneel down and beg me. Zhang Ling was obviously lacking in confidence when he said it, because he felt that the scholar ghost opposite exuded a powerful aura, even if it was not much different from Murong Wan'er.
"Good boy, he's quite arrogant, and he's a natural ...... with yin and yang eyes."
Before the ghost language was finished, the scholar ghost had already come to Zhang Ling with a fan in his hand.
The fan of the scholar ghost was about to press against Zhang Ling's neck, and another ghost also appeared.
"Rogue scholar, I didn't expect you to be gone."
"It's you." Ning Cairen's body trembled obviously, and he hurriedly retreated to Lu Xiaopang's side.
"Master, why are you here?" Seeing Murong Wan'er standing in front of her, she was still wearing a white dress, still so fragrant.
At this time, Zhang Ling really wanted to rush over and hug Murong Wan'er, and then let her kiss her dozens of times.......
"If I don't come, I guess you'll die, you idiot." Murong Wan'er glanced at Zhang Ling.
"Lord Murong Qun, look at what you said, how can I, Ning Cairen, kill people casually, not to mention that this kid is still yours....... Oh yes, he and you, I just heard him call you......."
"That's right, this is my apprentice."
"Oh, I'm really envious, so many people wanted to worship you as a teacher back then, but you didn't agree to any of them. Although the people who ask to worship you as a teacher are all men, I am among them......."
"Ning Xiucai, you also wanted to worship her as a teacher at the beginning, is it really fake? Is it because of the beauty of the parents, you want to get close to the water and get the moon first......"
"Shut up!" Ning Cairen's old face flushed, then he raised his head and smiled at Murong Wan'er and said, "The agreement made thousands of years ago had to be kept, so I accepted such a worthless apprentice to make you laugh, hehe." ”