Chapter 62: The Fat Man Who Peeps Into The Girls' Dormitory
Facing Zhang Ling's puzzled expression, Li Chulin smiled and said, "Are you curious about how I escaped?" ”
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Li Chulin took a sip of tea and replied that the mine had a mudslide due to heavy rains for several days. The wall was knocked down, and a section of the wall fell, right down at the entrance to the mine.
The miners buried below used chopsticks and iron spoons to dig through the wall that pressed the entrance of the cave little by little, and finally escaped.
"So you say, there are a lot of miners who escaped with you? So where did they all go? Zhang Ling continued to ask.
Hearing this, Li Chulin's body trembled obviously, and he replied in a very panicked tone: "I fled with those miners, in the mountains and forests, we had been in the same place all night, and the screams similar to female ghosts kept coming from my ears. The people who traveled with me said that this was a ghost hitting the wall, and many of them did not persevere, and died directly in the mountains and forests, and I was the only one who escaped in the end! ”
Looking at Li Chulin, who was yellow and thin, and had weak energy, Zhang Ling believed this young man, maybe he was born with a special physique, and he could withstand a hundred ghosts without dying, but this was only for a short time, if it was a long time, it was estimated that his life would not be guaranteed.
Just as Zhang Ling was about to ask Li Chulin how to find Teacher Chu Xue, a sweet laugh came from the kitchen: "Okay, the meal is ready." ”
Teacher Chu Xue took the food and put it in front of Zhang Ling and Li Chulin, looking at the delicious food, Zhang Ling couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
I have to say that Mr. Chuxue's skills are indeed not bad, and he is not much different from the chefs of those big hotels.
Because of the high temperature in the kitchen, Ms. Chu Xue sweated, and a bead of sweat the size of a bean ran down her chin and down her neck, and finally merged into the snow-white ravine......
Zhang Ling looked at Teacher Chu Xue in a daze, and secretly thought that this kind of woman with good craftsmanship and beautiful looks would be a blessing after eight lifetimes of cultivation if she married her home and became a wife.
"Zhang Ling, what do you want?" Seeing that Zhang Ling was in a daze, Teacher Chu Xue put a piece of braised pork into his bowl and asked with great concern.
Zhang Ling smiled very awkwardly and said that he didn't think about anything.
is the so-called cannibalistic mouth is short, Teacher Chu Xue cooks by himself with this trick, and Zhang Ling can't borrow her ghost king seal if he doesn't want to.
Although the Ghost King Seal was accepted by himself, now that it was in Murong Wan'er's hands, Zhang Ling still felt very embarrassed.
Walking on campus, Zhang Ling was thinking about how to speak to Murong Wan'er when he went back at night. There was a noisy sound in front, and then a fat man rushed over quickly and hit Zhang Ling's body directly.
"Damn, what are you running in the middle of the day?" Zhang Ling was knocked into the flower bed by the fat man, and when he crawled out of it, he found that he still had a piece of grass in his mouth.
"Damn, you don't know how to avoid walking, and you were accidentally bumped into by Lao Tzu, why are you complaining so much?" The fat man also fell to the ground, and rolled on the ground several times before he got up.
Unexpectedly, this fat man was still upright when he bumped into himself, and Zhang Ling's fire came up at once. He rushed over and grabbed the fat man's tie violently, squinted his eyes and said, "Dead fat man, apologize quickly, otherwise you won't be able to eat for three days if Lao Tzu beats you." ”
"Hey, hey, I'm scared to death baby, you don't inquire, the whole division has always been Lao Tzu in a bad mood and beat others, and no one has ever dared to talk to Lao Tzu like this. Boy, you're kind, I admire you! The fat man took Zhang Ling's hand away with a smile, and then shook his hair in a chic manner.
The corners of Zhang Ling's mouth twitched, I really don't know if this fat man is pretending to be forced or really capable, but depending on the situation, it seems to be a little ......
"It's him, I see, it's this dead fat guy sneaking around behind our dorm building." A hot yellow-haired girl pointed at the fat man and said loudly, her hair was wet and dripping.
"This, little girl, you can't frame a good person, I'm a handsome guy, how can I sneak around behind your girls' dormitory?" The fat man defended shamelessly.
"Damn, can you still be called a handsome guy?" Looking at the fat man's fleshy belly, the shirt was about to burst, and Zhang Ling's heart was galloping through thousands of grass and mud horses.
"Don't admit it, I found out that you haven't spied on our girls' dormitory once or twice. Hurry up and come with us to the Dean of Students! Another girl also pointed at the fat man and said loudly.
There were five girls in a row, presumably from a dormitory, and they all looked at the fat man angrily at this moment.
These five girls are said to be from the dance academy, all of them are sweet-looking, and their bodies are even hotter, if they say that the fat man in front of them peeps at them, Zhang Ling's heart is very agreeable, after all, the dead fat man is obscene.
is the so-called born from the heart, for the fat man in front of him, how does Zhang Ling think and how he wants to beat him.
"Who are you? Why stand with this fat man? A girl with a ponytail pointed at Zhang Ling and asked.
"I made soy sauce, but I just happened to be passing by." The quick-witted Zhang Ling reacted immediately.
"Hmph, what kind of soy sauce, you guys are standing so close, shouldn't you be an accomplice?" The girl pointed at them and said angrily.
Zhang Ling's head turned very stiffly, and when he saw the fat man's stubble chin, the fat man squeezed his eyes at him.
"Your uncle's ......." Zhang Ling felt that he was indeed standing a little close to the fat man, so he wanted to stay away from him and just go to the side to see the excitement. Who would have thought that this fat man hugged himself suddenly, raised his eyebrows at the five girls opposite and said, "Do you think he is my accomplice?" ”
"You....... You are shameless people! The five girls took their slippers and threw them at them.
Zhang Ling stepped back abruptly and put a foot on the fat man's buttocks, the fat man didn't react, leaned forward, and fell at the feet of the five girls after his body was hit by five slippers.
"Beauties, misunderstanding, misunderstanding." The fat man was about to cry.
Looking at the fat man's embarrassed look, Zhang Lingle was happy, clapped his palms and said, "A few beauties, I'm really not an accomplice of this dead fat man." You have a debtor and a master, ravage him to your heart's content, I will leave as soon as I see that it will be lively! ”
As soon as the words fell, all five girls raised their heads and looked at Zhang Ling angrily.
Zhang Ling couldn't help but feel a little nervous, and always felt that something was wrong with the situation.
"Hmph, a guy who has no righteousness, voyeurism is voyeurism, and he still doesn't admit it, it's really hypocritical." The yellow-haired girl crossed her hands and pointed at Zhang Ling.
"Yes, people are so handsome, but they are so hypocritical." Another girl sighed softly at Zhang Ling.
"Sisters, this guy is not only hypocritical, but also has no righteousness, leaving his accomplices, and still being able to say that it is none of his business, everyone will go up together, catch him and beat him hard." After the ponytail girl finished speaking, she took the lead in rushing towards Zhang Ling.
The other four girls soon followed.
"Nima, where is this to learn dance, it's clearly a martial arts major, so strong!" As soon as Zhang Ling saw that the signs were wrong, he ran away.
The five girls chased after them, cursing and swearing.
"I really don't know who is watching the excitement." The fat man got up from the ground, looked at Zhang Ling's back and smiled obscenely, "Cut, provoke me Lu Xiaopang, you didn't negotiate!" ”
"Chubby, this time you did a good job." I don't know when, there was an extra person behind Lu Xiaopang.