136 Today, labor and management are going on a killing spree, and no one can stop labor and management
Meng Xin didn't recruit anyone to provoke anyone and stood still, suddenly feeling a burst of heat in his heart, and then ......
And then, it's on fire!
I don't know where the flames came from, and they instantly covered his entire body, and he didn't even have time to react!
You say that this is a good person, how can you say that it burns?
And it burns so thoroughly!
He was covered in a single hair, all burned out!
Naturally, the clothes have already died heroically!
But the strange thing is that his body is not unwell, as if he can't feel this hot temperature!
The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, and then said happily: "Little Brother Mengxin, don't be afraid, you have been upgraded!" Congratulations! β
L, upgraded?
This paralyzing wording choked Meng Xin!
"What's the situation?"
The Jade Emperor continued: "Little Brother Mengxin, aren't you cultivating the 'Seventy-two Changes' method of cultivating the gods? It's been a few days now, and as soon as this flame effect appears, it means that your cultivation level has increased! β
It turned out to be a realm ascension!
This Meng Xin understands, as long as it is cultivation, then it does not involve the realm, practicing qi, building a foundation, knotting Dan, Yuan Ying, transforming gods, and so on, there must be such a cultivation system!
But why use such a paralyzing word as 'upgrade'?
What the hell is the fire 'special effect'?
Who added it at once?
Mengxin is a bit messy in the wind!
The Jade Emperor said: "That's right, this flame effect was added by Sun Monkey Duang at once. The monkey head of the pen & fun &www.biquge.info amp; pavilion said, "Seventy-two changes" upgrade tips are too bland, there is no movement around, there is no sense of coolness, and it is boring! So the monkey head modified the wordless book of 'Seventy-two Changes' by himself, and added many gorgeous upgrade effects, and this 'Flame Effect' is one of them! He felt that this was the only way to be high-end and high-grade, and to deserve his title of 'Monkey King'! - That's it! β
Ouch, I'll go, what is the Great Sage doing?
Can you be more serious?
This is cultivating gods, not playing games!
Special effects are also added......
Although this thing looks handsome - it seems that there is a blower blowing, the flames are centered on Meng Xin's body, exploding in all directions, there is a feeling of spiritual energy exploding, and the flames above the head are higher than the treetops, more handsome than super-change! - However, the hair on the whole body of the little brother Meng Xin has been burned, and he is miserable!
To be reasonable, a hairless rooster, even if you shoot it in the posture of a blockbuster in the magnesium country, it won't be handsome!
At best, it's a nice Christmas turkey!
You say four or four?
So even if you add special effects, you can also take a snack!
Meng Xin has a kind of sorrow in his heart! - Actually, Monkey King himself is not afraid of this kind of fire, so he doesn't think about it that much at all!
Well?
Wait a minute!
Lots of gorgeous special effects?
One of a kind?
Don't......
A kind of uneasiness welled up in Meng Xin's heart!
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Yes, you're right!" There are a lot of gorgeous special effects behind this, such as lightning strikes, electric shocks, death holy light, weak water frenzy, ......, I heard that it seems to explode! β
Meng Xin: "......"
This is a proper set of death menus, how much can't the Great Sage think about it, to practice himself like this?
Is it a disguised embodiment of his bravery?
However, Great Sage, if you think about it a little for future generations, there are also ordinary people who can cultivate the 'Seventy-two Changes'!
Doesn't this really cause escalation deaths?
And what the hell is an explosion?
Who the hell exploded?
It's not going to blow it up, is it?
While thinking about it, Meng Xin's ears suddenly thundered with a loud bang, which made his eardrums tremble!
He was so scared that his whole body jumped!
Is it going to explode so soon?
Where is it?
Who blew up?
He spun around in fright, but didn't see any signs of the explosion!
Just as he was puzzled, a woman's soft voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Wow, Mengxin, you are so good, you have been promoted two levels in a row!" Mengxin, you are so handsome! And then there was a flurry of slaps, snaps!
Meng Xin spun around in place again, "Who?" Who's talking? Who is it? β
However, except for the Jade Emperor, there is still nothing around!
What's going on?
Why don't you see the voice but not the person? Stealth?
Meng Xin looked around vigilantly!
"Are you coming?" The Jade Emperor smiled lightly, and then said, "Little Brother Mengxin, don't worry, this is just the upgraded background music!" β
Meng Xin: "......"
What?
Back, background music?
Upgrades and background music?
Meng Xin was directly stunned!
Is this also Monkey King added?
The style of painting is getting more and more sucky!
But it's right to think about it, the special effects are all there, how can you miss the background music!
So, will I also be a man with my own BGM in the future?
What a shame!
Full of shame!
Monkey King is so fun! - Aside from this, Meng Xin doesn't know what to talk about anymore!
Well?
Wait, something is wrong!
Meng Xin immediately asked: "But, why did that background voice say that I was promoted two levels in a row?" β
The Jade Emperor smiled, "Because of Mengxin's little brother, you have been promoted by two levels - you jumped and upgraded the first time you upgraded, and your talent is good!" β
What?
Can you really upgrade two levels in a row?
Hey, hey, hey, this is a cultivator, wouldn't it be too child's play to upgrade two levels in a row?
the immortal cultivator next door; There are also those who engage in fantasy next door, and a realm must be divided into three stages: 'before, during, and after', or even ten stages to ascend!
Be serious with me, bastard!
However, the sentence 'talent is good' made Meng Xin's heart happy, and he hurriedly asked: "Then what realm am I now?" β
The Jade Emperor said: "I calculate it, the qi practice is level zero, and then build the foundation and form the Dan - that's right, little brother Mengxin, you are now in the Dan period." Congratulations! β
Meng Xin was stunned!
First, I was stunned that this god cultivation system is so big, there is no surprise at all! Look at it, the system used to lift chestnuts above is so low that there are no friends!
The second is that he was stunned that he had only been cultivating for a week, and he had become a great immortal?
In the general novel, this is already a strong man sitting on one side; Or an elder in the sect!
Are you so good?
I don't feel it!
Could there be something wrong?
Meng Xin asked, "Jade Emperor, what about you?" What realm are you? β
The Jade Emperor said: "I, I seem to be in the stage of transformation into a god!" β
Forehead......
The dignified Jade Emperor, only in the 'Transformation Period'?
I feel a little frustrated!
Practice qi, build a foundation, knot Dan, Yuan Baby, and transform into a god!
So, he is only two realms lower than the Jade Emperor?
But I've only been cultivating for a week!
His talent is too rebellious!
"Jade Emperor, I'm about to catch up with you!" Meng Xin said in surprise.
"Where do you start?" The Jade Emperor was stunned.
"Isn't there a realm between us that is separated by 'Yuan Baby'?"
"More than that!"
"Huh?"
"You see, I will give you a stroke, practice qi, build a foundation, form a pill, bear fruit, form a skin, form a heart, and form a kidney......
Mengxin: Wozhinyima!
As a result, kidney formation......
What the fuck is this, sister, what the fuck?
Is this really a cultivation system?
It's not a routine at all!
Can you still have a good time?
Meng Xin felt that his liver hurt so much!
The Jade Emperor was still saying, "...... Liver, spleen, lungs, stomach, large intestine, small intestine, bladder, gallbladder, hair, hair, flesh, blood, bonesγ......
Meng Xin: "......"
Mom, my liver hurts, it hurts, it's going to die!
The painting style of this cultivation system is wrong!
It's really not right!
The more the Jade Emperor spoke, the faster he spoke, "...... Knotted hands, knotted legs, knotted heads, knotted necks, knotted shoulders, knotted chests, knotted waists, knotted thighs, knotted your sister, knotted your brother......"
Meng Xin was lying on the ground, he was about to die, he stretched out a trembling hand with difficulty, and said, "Evil animal, shut up!" β
If you have a kidney, labor and management can endure it!
Knotted hair, knotted hair, labor and management don't want to be paralyzed with you!
colon, small intestine, this ...... Labor and management are just ears and eat a piece of!
But what the fuck do you say, 'Tie your sister' and 'Tie your brother'...... I'm going to sell a lot of this!
Is there really such a realm of day dogs?
Labor and management have little study, don't lie to labor and management!
No, you're definitely cheating on labor!
And it's the kind of deception that insults IQ!
Thinking about it, Meng Xin grabbed it in his arms, and the golden rope appeared in his hand - you forced me, today, labor and management are going to kill, and no one can stop labor and management!
The Jade Emperor hurriedly said: "Young man, don't be impulsive; Impulsiveness is the devil! - That's why I told you just now, it's not reliable to talk about the realm, but you still have to talk about the level! β
I see!
Because there are too many realms, so directly replace them with numbers! 'Realm Improvement' is also replaced by 'Upgrade'!
It's really capricious, and it's such a paralyzing cultivation system!
So, am I only level 2 now?
Obviously, it was still the 'Great Immortal of Yudan' just now!
In the blink of an eye, there is only one '2' left!
This god cultivates!
Good Nima!
Meng Xin roared: "Then tell me the directly, what level are you?" How many levels are there at the full level? β
The Jade Emperor thought for a moment, then stretched out his hand and groped in his arms, and said, "In this way, I will give you a black technology invented by Taishang Laojun - a grade attribute detector!" - I can't remember how many levels I have! β
With that, the Jade Emperor raised his hand like Doraemon, holding a one-sided glasses in his hand!
Meng Xin: "......"
My liver hurts!
It really hurts!
It's painful to beg for labor and management!