135 Oh oh oh, Jade Emperor, I'm already on fire
Mengxin's side!
At this moment, Meng Xin and Jade Emperor are picking out sofas in a shopping mall!
After Meng Xin found the Jade Emperor, he wanted to ask about the little devil first, but the guy completely pretended to be dead, and there was no reaction when he talked about it!
According to that guy's statement: He has lost all his underwear today, and if he doesn't get the benefits, he will resolutely stop contributing, and he will be paralyzed to death!
When encountering such a reliant Jade Emperor, Meng Xin was also paralyzed!
So, he could only coax the child and take the guy to buy a sofa!
- The Jade Emperor was anxious, looking at the black Qiuqiu on Meng Xin's forehead, he was old and scary, he couldn't leave if he didn't leave; So you can only use some extraordinary means!
In the mall!
"Jade Emperor, why don't you buy a sofa, just buy a bed!" Meng Xin looked at a big bed, touched his chin and said!
Since it's sleeping, you should buy a bed, right?
What's the deal with buying a sofa and going back to sleep?
The Jade Emperor picked the sofa with hot eyes, and said slowly: "The paralysis lying on the bed is just a small path; To lie on the sofa is the road! Otherwise, why do you think I bought a sofa in particular? ββThis is very knowledgeable, you don't understand Mengxin's little brother! β
Meng Xin: "......"
This paralyzed professional is actually paralyzed out of the way!
Should this Nima be called a 'paralyzed'?
The way of the sword, the way of the sword, and all the serious ways in the world will cry, because there is a 'paralyzed goods' mixed in among them!
But then again, they are all paralyzed, what kind of trails and avenues are there? Is it true that dog /// should also be divided into upper, lower, and lower grades? I really don't know much!
Meng Xin shook his head speechlessly, too lazy to pay attention to that guy!
Subsequently, the Jade Emperor chose a set of four-meter-long oversized sofas, all friends of furniture, quite a popular brand! The reason for the election is: big enough, soft enough!
Meng Xin paid, a total of more than 5,000 yuan, he was a little distressed!
He didn't have much money on him anymore, and it was almost not enough to support the gods and immortals to eat; I only bought land to repair the house, and other projects were not on the agenda - we had to find a way to make money quickly!
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"I've bought the sofa too, now it's time to talk about me!" Meng Xin grabbed the Jade Emperor who wanted to run away and said!
The Jade Emperor sighed, knowing that he would definitely not be able to leave if he didn't finish dealing with this matter, so he grabbed Meng Xin's shoulder and said, "Let's go, first find a place where no one is - the law teleportes!" β
The next moment, Meng Xin felt that the scenery around him was blurred for a while, and then turned into a streamer silver snake, passing by quickly, with a feeling of time and space travel!
When he reacted, Meng Xin found that he was surrounded by an old forest in the deep mountains, with thick old trees in his arms; There are dragon-like wild vines; In the distance, the roar of the beast could be heard......
Meng Xin was stunned!
What is this for?
It's not going to cross, is it?
Could it be that this is a prehistoric rotten capital?
The Jade Emperor said: "This is a hill near the rotten capital! Don't you want to talk about cultivation, how to talk about it in the city before and after people! - I don't want to go back to that village anymore! So casually looked for this place! β
Assi, this thing is really going to run away from home, I thought he was just joking before!
I'm a lot old, so willful!
But it's good that there is no crossing!
It's just that this full of primitive breath is really a small mountain?
It always feels like there's something wrong!
Meng Xin shook his head, abandoned these messy thoughts, chased behind the Jade Emperor's buttocks and said, "Jade Emperor, spiritual objects have grown on my body again, but this time it's a little strange, I haven't cultivated, and it suddenly appeared; And it can control my body...... Could I have a problem with my cultivation? β
"Hmm!" The Jade Emperor replied lightly!
Meng Xin was stunned, what does 'um' mean?
He looked up!
I saw the Jade Emperor walking, looking around, and didn't listen to his words at all!
Then, in Meng Xin's puzzled gaze, the Jade Emperor found an open flat ground, put the sofa on the ground, and then the whole person lay down, exhaling comfortably, "Sure enough, you still have to be paralyzed to feel a trace of warmth!" - By the way, what did you just say, little brother Mengxin? β
Meng Xin: "......"
This paralyzed guy is so diligent, he doesn't let go of such a little time, it's crazy!
In this barren mountain and wilderness, a set of modern sofas is placed in the dense forest, and there is a bewitching uncle lying on it...... This style of painting is so messy!
Meng Xin took a deep breath and retold the situation with a complicated mood!
After hearing this, the Jade Emperor immediately asked, "Did the spirit object also mention the word 'summoning' this time?" β
"Yes, yes!" Meng Xin nodded hurriedly!
The Jade Emperor also asked this last time, could it be that there is something wrong with this?
The Jade Emperor sighed twice and said, "I am not mistaken, Little Brother Mengxin really got that legendary supernatural power!" -- Turn-to-respond to the robbery! β
Legendary supernatural powers?
That's amazing!
But what's the name a bit weird?
Turn-response sister?
What the hell is this?
The Jade Emperor continued: "The power of this supernatural power is that it will encounter any insurmountable calamities in Mengxin's little brother; Or if you have a strong desire, summon a special spirit with the corresponding spiritual talent to help you solve difficulties or fulfill your wishes! β
Help me solve my problems and fulfill my wishes?
To be reasonable, this is really a hanging!
Proper timely rain plug-in!
Meng Xin thought about it for a while, and it was really like this!
When he had a strong desire to become a top student, Comrade Xiaogun appeared with the talent of 'learning and knowledge'!
When he was forced to get off the stage, Xiao Mo appeared with the talent of 'never forgetting' that can solve the siege!
That's it!
Didn't he say that he could die at 360 degrees without dead ends?
Because you will never die!
Someone will come and help wipe your ass in case of any difficulty!
This is the legendary 'Never Die' attribute!
Oh oh oh, this is really amazing, I have no fear after I am reborn, and the orcs will never be slaves...... Sorry, I went to the wrong set!
In short, this 'Sister Ying' is really a good young lady!
Meng Xin asked again: "Then what is going on with this spirit today?" Why can I control my hand? β
The Jade Emperor said, "I don't know about this! However, it is said that it is a special spirit, which may also be one of its special talents, or ...... Maybe it's a side effect! β
What?
Are there any side effects?
Meng Xin began to panic, "What do you mean?" β
The Jade Emperor said again: "There are gains and losses." Although it is easy to summon spirits www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion, it also pays some things! -- The quality of these spirits is uneven, and if there are any drawbacks, you can only take care of them yourself! β
The quality is uneven!
That is, is it possible to encounter some paralyzing goods!
It feels like it's a troublesome ability!
Meng Xin asked, "Then is there a way to make them disappear?" "If you encounter paralyzed goods, send them away quickly!
The Jade Emperor said: "After their mission is completed, they will slowly disappear; Or, you use the cultivation method of 'Seventy-two Changes' to absorb it and refine it into a 'Pulling Matter Clone'. β
Does it slowly disappear?
In other words, it's not something you can control!
It's really troublesome!
Meng Xin said again: "Then you can help me find a way to make this thing not move my hands!" β
"That's easy!" Speaking of this, the Jade Emperor took out a golden rope in his arms, and said with a smile: "I have a golden rope here, if you tie that hand around your waist, won't it be able to move?" β
Meng Xin: "......"
Labor and management are just thinking of you!
However, the gold rope is a good treasure, who catches and binds whom, even the Monkey King is not ambiguous! Legend has it that this thing isn't too good for Lao Jun's trouser belt, how did you get this product untied?
Meng Xinyi snatched it and protected it in his hands!
Now that it's been taken out, I'll reluctantly accept it! Usually take it to tie up a goblin or something, isn't it beautiful!
There are really a lot of treasures in the Jade Emperor!
"Okay, the problem is solved, you can go! Don't look for me in the future, I'm going to sleep for a while! The Jade Emperor didn't care, turned sideways and said!
Sleepless?
Is this his paralyzed supernatural power?
I always feel that this thing is hopeless!
Meng Xin said: "One last question! How did this supernatural power come about? How could I be inexplicably would? β
The Jade Emperor said lazily: "This is a Heavenly Dao Divine Power, there is no detailed cultivation method, it can only be descended by the Heavenly Dao...... Robbery, robbery, robbery! He ended with an exclamation tone!
Meng Xin was stunned for a moment, what did the Jade Emperor do when he shouted 'Sister Ying' twice?
Is this also his sister?
Yin blowing Si Ting!
It's actually a supernatural power descended from heaven, and it feels like being chosen, it's so powerful......
"Oh oh oh, Jade Emperor, I'm already on fire!" Meng Xin said excitedly!
"There's nothing to burn, the way of heaven is complicated and unpredictable, and occasionally such magical powers will descend!" The Jade Emperor faced inward and said lightly!
"No, Jade Emperor! I just burned it out of nowhere! Meng Xin's tone was a little more excited!
"Good, good, burn, burn!" The Jade Emperor was speechless in his heart, the little brother Meng Xin really hadn't seen a big scene, what was there to burn about this little thing!
"You're paralyzed, you look at me, I'm really burning!" Meng Xin was incomparably excited and shouted loudly!
"Burn, burn, what is there to ......see," the Jade Emperor said, turning around impatiently, and then ......, "Ouch!" You're really on fire! β
There's a big fireball burning in front of me!
The flames are blazing, rising more than a foot high, and it looks scary!
The flame heart of the fireball is his poor little brother Mengxin!