156 Ben girl is a man who has lived for 800,000 years......
"Don't! My tummy ...... I can't do it anymore! Nai Wu's forehead was tightly wrinkled, dripping sweat oozed out, and she covered her lower abdomen with an extremely painful expression!
Li Nina doesn't know what to do, even a strong person like Sister Wu can't bear it, what kind of pain is this?
She said half-scolding and half-pleading: "Adulter, you are not allowed to look at Sister Wu, you are not allowed to watch, woo...... Please, spare Sister Mai! ”
The bamboo pole man was unmoved, his eyes were fixed on Nai Wu's stomach, his expression was obscene and expectant, and he repeated in his mouth: "I star, I star, I continue to stare at ......"
Suddenly, Nai Wu's lower abdomen swelled more obviously, and the surface kept squirming, as if something was agitating inside!
The next moment, Nai Wu's delicate body trembled slightly, and the muscles of her whole body tensed, "Ah...... I really can't! ”
And then:
Puff puff......
She's got a long fart!
After the release, Nai Wu's tense body instantly relaxed, and a relaxed and happy expression appeared on her pretty face, "It's so comfortable!" She looked relieved!
This fart came unexpectedly!
Let Li Nina be stunned!
At such a serious moment, why did Sister Dance suddenly fart, Sister Wu is not this kind of person who farts regardless of the occasion! Moreover, why is Sister Dance not only not painful, but quite happy?
Li Nina didn't know whether to continue crying for a while, her eyes were still teary, but her expression was blank and asked, "Sister Wu, what are you doing?" ”
Nai Wu's face shook, and it turned red in an instant, and she said with her hands and feet restrained: "Xiao, Xiao Wu, I'm sorry; Me, I couldn't hold it anymore! ”
No, no, no, Sister Mai, that's not what I'm going to ask!
Didn't you suffer from the 'stare at whom' power of this lewd thief monster?
Didn't you just ago?
You see, my eyes are swollen from crying!
But why are you going to be fine when you fart?
So what the hell am I crying about?
At the same time, the bamboo pole man also showed a shocked expression like seeing a ghost, "You, are you okay?" How can it be? How can you, a mortal with no mana, be immune to my supernatural powers? ”
Nai Wu also reacted at this moment: she seemed to have lived up to everyone's expectations. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
She felt embarrassed and had a sneering expression.
She touched her lower abdomen, and then said, "It doesn't seem to be fine, it's like eating a bad stomach, and it's a little noisy inside, which is quite uncomfortable." ”
"Huh?"
Got a bad stomach?
That's it?
Li Nina and the bamboo pole man's expressions collapsed at the same time, and they both looked like they were devastated!
"Cortana, you're rude like this! Do you want me to suffer anything? Nai Wu said with a dissatisfied face.
"Ahem, how could it be!" Li Nina reacted and waved her hand again and again!
However, the bamboo pole man still looked incredulous, "Impossible! How could my innate supernatural powers fail! When pigs fly! ”
"So what exactly is your supernatural power?" Li Nina and Nai Wu asked in unison, their tones a little impatient!
I've been listening to the roar of this guy's 'natural supernatural powers', and what he said about 'the most cruel torture in the world', which scared people half to death!
As a result, I didn't even see the fart...... Oh no, there's fart; After a few farts and there is nothing!
Waste people's expectations in vain!
Speaking of his natural supernatural powers, the bamboo pole man's expression was slightly proud, and he said: "Hmph, this seat's natural supernatural powers are powerful: anyone who is stared at by this seat can't help but have diarrhea until his intestines are empty." How's that, isn't it? Cruel not? ”
Nina Lee: "......"
Namai: "......"
What a frustrating natural ability!
Frustrate your friends!
It's really obscene and shameless!
A great demon who has cultivated for 500,000 years cultivates this thing?
What kind of monster is this?
Both of them looked so disappointed!
All right!
Although this trick sounds a bit frustrating, it's actually quite powerful, imagine that when you confront this guy, he just needs to glare at you, you want to go to the bathroom, and if you don't go, you have to pull it in your pants......
How the is this going to fight?
I can only surrender!
It's a very dog-like ability!
However, why does a dignified '500,000-year' demon have such a strange talent?
It's confusing!
Seeing that the two women showed disappointed expressions, the bamboo pole man suddenly became angry, "Ahhhh......h
With that, he glared at Nai Wu fiercely again!
Glared for a moment!
Nai Mai Yixi, "Eh, it's working, it's working, it's working, and the stomach is really making more trouble!" ”
Li Nina hurriedly asked, "Then do you want to go to the toilet?" ”
Nai Wu shook her head in disappointment: "I don't want to!" ”
Li Nina was also a little disappointed, "What's the matter?" It's the first time I've seen a monster use a natural power, why is it so unreliable. ”
Bamboo pole man: "......"
Hehe, I'm really sorry for you guys when I'm so unreliable!
He was looked down upon by the enemy!
The bamboo pole man feels good and stuffed!
At this time, Nai Wu suddenly thought of something and said, "Cortana, I understand, we have been eating for two days and two nights, and we have nothing to pull in our stomachs!" ”
"That's right!" Li Nina is also suddenly!
Bamboo pole man: "......"
Let's just say, how can the magic power of labor and management fail!
It turned out to be your problem, and it actually depended on labor and management!
What a bastard!
The bamboo pole man scolded excitedly: "Tema, aren't you doing something? If you don't have the stomach in stock, then say it early, isn't this deceiving people's feelings? Your mother didn't teach you, isn't that right? And it wasted a whole year of labor and management! ”
A year?
What time of year?
Li Nina's head turned quickly, and she immediately thought of something, and asked with a strange look: "We wasted your time for a year?" ”
"Nonsense! It's not who you are! "The bamboo pole man is still very angry!
Li Nina turned her head and asked Nai Wu, "Sister Mai, how long has it been since he stared at you just now?" ”
Nai Wu said firmly: "Ten minutes! ”
She has a good grasp of time!
Li Nina nodded suddenly, I see, this monster that appeared out of nowhere is different from the human concept of time, in his eyes, ten minutes is a year!
Then, after he has cultivated for 500,000 years, it is calculated as:
Five million minutes!
More than 80,000 hours!
More than 3,000 days!
Decade!
Hehe!
It's only been ten years!
It turned out that it was just a little monster who had been cultivating for ten years, so you still dare to pretend to be forced? This girl has lived to be eighteen years old, and she can act as an elder in front of you, and I'm afraid of you!
No wonder I felt that this monster was a little frustrated before, and I was powerless to fight back by Sister Wu in the air!
Li Nina immediately gritted her teeth and said, "Sister Wu, beat him for me!" Beat him until he calls his sister! ”
Nai Wu was stunned for a moment, and then she reacted and shot without thinking; She grabbed a handful of snow and threw it into the bamboo pole man's eyes, and then she ran over, jumping up and staring out with her feet......
The bamboo pole man was stunned and didn't react, he was stared at in his chest, and flew upside down for more than a meter!
Nai Mai Yixi, I see, this monster garbage!
Can win!
Nai Mai rushed over again in a hurry......
"You dare to hit me? You...... Yes! The man with the bamboo pole looked incredulous, as if he had seen an ant challenging the lion; However, before he could stand firmly, he was kicked away by the 'ants' in the midst of screams!
"This seat has cultivated 500,000 ...... Yes! "Flying again!
"Okay, this town will kill you...... Yes! ”
"Don't fight, don't fight, there's something to do...... Yes! ”
"Stop, stop...... Yes! ”
"Don't play anymore...... Yes! ”
"I really don't play anymore...... Yes! ”
……
"Sister, spare your life, woo woo woo woo ......" poof, the bamboo pole man knelt on the snow with his feet, crying and begging for mercy, his face has been beaten into a bun, he can't see the human form, old miserable!
Nai Wu stopped his hand and looked at him with relief!
Li Nina walked over with a limp, knocked him hard, and said, "This girl is a person who has lived for 800,000 years; beat this sister of yours, she has lived for more than 1.3 million years; You're just a little monster who has been cultivating for 500,000 years, and you're not allowed to underestimate humans, bastard! ”
Bamboo pole man: "......"
Tema's, you're the youkai! (To be continued.) )