The body of 157 bamboo pole man is ......
The bamboo pole man was really beaten badly, and he didn't even know his mother anymore!
Of course, if he has a mother!
"Demon man! Spare your life, the little one will no longer dare to pretend to be forced in front of you! Don't dare anymore! The bamboo pole man knelt on the ground and begged for mercy; When he heard that these two people were people who had lived for '800,000' and '1.3 million' years, he was really scared and didn't dare to make another mistake!
As for why it's called a 'demon'...... Nonsense, after living for so long, is he still a simple person?
He said he didn't believe it!
Li Nina didn't understand what this guy was thinking, and said in a daze: "What a mess, you are a demon!" ”
The bamboo pole man's eyes flickered, he understood something, and bowed again: "Shemale lord, spare your life, the little one will no longer dare to pretend to be forced in front of you!" ”
Nina Lee: "......"
Namai: "......"
This wave is not light!
Li Nina didn't bother to deal with this lack of common sense, and said directly: "Let me ask you, what kind of monster are you?" ”
To tell the truth, she's really curious about the ontology of this product!
First of all, the concept of time is so strange that 'ten minutes' is actually a year, could it be that it is a creature with a very short life cycle, such as an insect that is born in summer and dies in autumn or 'lives and dies in the twilight'?
However, can insects also cultivate into youkai?
Li Nina expressed doubts!
Besides, the talent of this product is really strange, and it actually makes people diarrhea......
It's disgusting, it's obscene, and it's not a serious talent!
Since it is called 'innate supernatural power', it is probably related to the ability of his body, and it may even be the enhancement of his instinctive ability!
But:
Nina looked through all the creatures she knew in her head, and couldn't think of anything that could promote bowel movements; And it's still diarrhea at a glance......
So what the hell is this?
Nai Mai also looks curious!
The bamboo pole man asked, "Can you let me go?" ”
Nai Wu pinched the knuckles of her fingers, and there was a click and a sharp gaze shot out of her eyes!
"Don't fight! Don't hit! I say, I say! The bamboo pole man immediately scared again, and then said, "Actually, my body is an E. coli!" ”
Li Nina and Nai Wu exchanged a look, both saw the confusion in each other's eyes, and they also had a feeling of 'the wind is so strong, I didn't hear what he said at all', and then asked, "What are you a demon?" ”
"E. coli! E. coli demon! The bamboo pole man emphasized. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Hear it clearly this time!
Nina Lee: "......"
Namai: "......"
What's more, E. coli can also be cultivated into a demon?
Is this some kind of funny entertainment?
Just now I was thinking that it is impossible for insects to cultivate into demons, Nima's, but it turns out that this thing is not even as good as insects, it is actually a bacterium!
And it's E. coli, a disgusting bacterium!
That's kind of!
"You, you're an E. coli demon?" Li Nina's face was still stunned!
Seeing that the two of them didn't believe their words, the bamboo pole man was immediately angry and said: "Hmph, what are you lying to you in this seat, if you don't change your name or change your surname, you will be a dignified E. coli demon!" ”
Grass mud horse, what is there to do about 'not changing the name and sitting and not changing the surname'?
It's still 'dignified'!
I'm begging you, but you've changed your name and surname!
Don't mention the word 'E. coli' anymore, bastard!
Who are you trying to disgust?
Besides, you're a bacterium, so what else are you proud of?
When Li Nina and Nai Wu thought that they had a lot of companions of this goods in their stomachs, they suddenly felt that their stomachs and intestines were so painful, and they felt painful!
Then I thought about it, it was possible for the E. coli in my body to cultivate a monster like this thing......
Mom!
It's disgusting!
It's scary!
The ice and snow didn't make Li Nina and Nai Wu feel cold, but at this moment, they shivered at the same time, and the hairs on their bodies stood up!
Seeing that the two women didn't speak, the bamboo pole man swore again: "This seat is really an E. coli demon!" Lie to you puppies! ”
Bah!
You are just a prokaryotic bacterium, and you actually want to ascend to the sky in one step and become a higher mammal like a dog, you think very beautifully!
When the bamboo pole man saw the expression of the second woman, he thought that the second girl still didn't believe him, and suddenly became anxious, "Why don't you believe in this seat!" By the way, the talent god of this seat informed, right? In fact, it is because this seat can control other E. coli in your body as long as it stares at you, and then let them secrete toxins, causing you to have diarrhea. Now believe in the war? ”
Nina Lee: "......"
Namai: "......"
Nai Mai immediately punched the guy in the head, "Bow your head, don't look at us!" ”
The thought of this guy controlling E. coli to do something in his stomach made a layer of goosebumps gush out of Nai Wu's body, which was so disgusting!
The existence of this monster is a mistake!
So how did E. coli cultivate into a demon?
This world is so painful!
The bamboo pole man said 'ouch', thinking that the second daughter still didn't believe him, and said angrily: "Then let this seat change its original form for you to see......"
"Don't change!" Li Nina and Nai Wu shouted excitedly at the same time, and their expressions ...... It's like panicking when someone wants to detonate a nuclear weapon!
An enlarged version of E. coli or something, absolutely disgusting, never look at it, scary and spicy eyes, eyes will be blind!
When Li Nina and Nai Wu heard this, they were both frightened!
"And you believe it?" The bamboo pole man asked!
"Believe, believe!" Li Nina and Nai Wu nodded repeatedly!
"Oh, just believe it!"
……
"Cortana, what should I do with this monster?" Nai Mai asked in a whisper!
"Let him take us out, and then let him go!" Li Nina said after thinking for a while.
If before, if she knew that this guy was a monster, most of them would have been killed directly, but after knowing that Meng Xin was a monster, she no longer had the natural evil feeling for monsters, so she let this guy go!
Nai Wu was slightly surprised when she heard this, but she still didn't question it!
After Nai Wu told the bamboo pole man, the latter nodded again and again, "No problem, I'll take you out of the air, at most ten years, I'll send you out of the mountain safely; No problem at all! ”
Ten years......
it! The world view is different, and it hurts to communicate!
Just as the three of them were about to leave......
The bamboo pole man was stunned suddenly, he seemed to sense something, and then shouted to the sky: "Big brother! Eldest brother! I'm here, come and help! ”
Li Nina and Nai Wu's faces changed!
Eldest brother?
Another youkai!
Nai Wu reacted very quickly, grabbed the neck of the bamboo pole man with his left hand, touched the snow boot with his right hand, and there was a bright dagger in his hand, and then the tip of the knife was compared to the neck and said: "Shut up, or I will kill you!" ”
But it's too late!
The cold wind in the sky swept and rolled, and then rushed to the face, revealing a bewitching woman with heavy makeup in the air...... Well? Woman, isn't it big brother?
"Second brother, eldest brother is counting today as the day of your Taoism, I am here to pick you up! But what's wrong with you? ”
Open your mouth and kneel!
What a man!
Shemale!
Could it be that this product is also E. coli? (To be continued.) )