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Yaoyao just wanted to teach him a lesson. Who knew that stupid guy was so good at associating?" Luo Yao muttered in a low voice: "Vladimir is not reliable at all. ”

"Do you know what's going to happen next?" Luo Yunfeng touched his daughter's head: "We will soon be targeted, and we will never be able to stay in a hotel in the future." Are you ready to be a master? ”

The little girl looked at Hollywood in the night, and she suddenly said in a firm tone: "Yaoyao hasn't played enough, so she won't go anywhere!" ”

"And what are you going to do?" Jin Yuemeng squatted down, she deliberately teased her daughter: "The police are coming to arrest Mom and Dad, won't Yaoyao evacuate with us?" Yaoyao's tears are only effective for her parents, not for foreign police. ”

"Dad, don't worry, they won't have time to take care of us next." Luo Yao said categorically: "Because Yaoyao has just made a difficult decision to immediately implement the plan to raise turkeys. Los Angeles will soon become Yaoyao's Luo Sanji. ”

Raising a turkey? Luo Yunfeng and Jin Yuemeng looked at each other, and neither of the husband and wife knew what their daughter's plan was.

"Could it be that you want to get bird flu?" Jin Yuemeng asked cautiously: "But this will cause a worldwide disaster." ”

The little girl clenched her fists: "Yaoyao is not a big demon king, and she will not do anything to destroy the world." ”

Before she finished speaking, her little face suddenly changed color: "Murderous!" It's so murderous, it's for my mother. They are not police. ”

"It should be Ning Ruohuang's sworn enemy when he was in the Dark Sanctuary." Luo Yunfeng immediately got up, he opened the window and looked out: "I didn't see anyone passing by." The murderous aura that Yaoyao sensed should be five hundred meters away. Let's get out of here. ”

The three of them no longer hesitated and walked out from the hotel's escape route.

"Somebody has to find someone to create a little bit of chaos for them." Standing at the exit of the back door, Luo Yunfeng looked back at the street at the front door.

He was about to make a move, but his daughter had already stopped him: "Dad, don't worry, Yaoyao's army of turkeys is on the way." ”

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"Beria, how many pills did you spill?" Looking at the neat procession of birds in front of him, Vladimir wondered: "How can there be so many birds gathered here?" ”

"You can't guess." Beria laughed: "The bottle the Empress gave me is empty. ”

Katyusha fell to the side: "The medicine given by the Empress is really good, we have gathered five hundred birds. Vladimir, my elder brother. Now it's time for you to lecture everyone. ”

"Hello everyone," Vladimir coughed dryly, "I only have a few words to tell you today." Behind us is the Pacific Ocean, and North America is big, but we have no way back. Uh, no, I'll change the speech. ”

"The dawn is at hand, and I will lead the charge." Vladimir said loudly: "There is only one request, do not hurt people directly." But justifiable self-defense is not included. Now, everyone follow me into the city to grab money, food, and the most beautiful female bird! ”

"Squeak-" All the birds raised their heads and hissed together.

At least ten visitors reported hearing strange screams in the woods that night. At least five tourists called the police, but this did not attract enough attention.

"Turkey Legion, go!" With Vladimir's order, three parrots took the lead in the air.

The bird-headed legions followed closely.

An army of birds made a beeline for Hollywood.

"Where's your turkey legion?" Jin Yuemeng stood on the roof of a tall building with a telescope: "Have you seen the big stupid cow?" ”

Luo Yunfeng looked downstairs with wide eyes: "I didn't see where Yaoyao's army was." To be honest, I don't think a turkey that's as tall as 70 centimeters can make a difference here. ”

"Yaoyao's turkey army is all big turkeys." The little girl was unconvinced and argued loudly: "It's not a Thanksgiving turkey to celebrate the slaughter of Indians." They are all specially made large turkeys. ”

Just as Luo Yao was justifying the name of the Turkey Army again, the three of them heard the panicked shouts of men and women on the street.

"Dad, look, Yaoyao's legion has been dispatched." Luo Yao was overjoyed, and she jumped up and announced: "This is the first death squad that the empress sat down." ”

Following Luo Yao's direction, Luo Yunfeng saw a dark cloud pressed by black.

His eyesight was good, and he could see at a glance what his daughter was talking about as a big turkey.

First of all, it is indeed larger than the turkey eaten on Thanksgiving, with a height of about three meters. A slender and slender neck, with two long legs accounting for half of the height. When running downwind, always open the wings on both sides of your body.

"Yaoyao, is this your turkey legion?" Jin Yuemeng was surprised: "Aren't they ostriches?" ”

The little girl whispered: "In Yaoyao's eyes, they are big turkeys." Mom, you look at their long necks. ”

"Dad is on top," Luo Yao held her cheeks, and the whole person fell into reverie: "Such a long neck, made into a delicious ostrich neck, how delicious it should be!" ”

Four or five hundred ostriches were rampaging through the streets. Seeing these giant bird creatures, pedestrians on the road avoided them.

"Rush, let humanity see your power! If we keep going, will humans still be able to stop turkeys from taking over the world? ”

Three parrots lead in the sky and arrange the attack in a good way.

Ostriches do not actively attack pedestrians, but only cause damage along the way. Scratch the paint on the side of the road and make footprints on the hood and trunk. Kick all the windows to pieces.

Even the roadside shops are not immune. Whether the doors were closed or not, the glass in the windows along the street was shattered.

If it's a restaurant or a cake shop, it's even worse. These robbers, who are nearly three meters tall, will loot everything they like to eat.

The police who arrived quickly set up a barricade in the street with police cars.

"Dial-home, call-home. There are too many ostrich bandits, and we need support. Someone was holding a walkie-talkie and shouting, "If you can, send us an ornithology expert." ”

Suddenly, a few crisp gunshots pierced the night sky. Seeing more and more ostriches, finally a police officer couldn't help but shoot at the flock.

Hearing their colleagues shooting, more and more police officers pulled out their guns and opened fire.

The ostriches were not invulnerable, and after a messy burst of gunfire, twenty or thirty ostriches had fallen to the ground.

The death of their companion spurred the flock of ostriches, who gave up their act of looting food and turned their heads towards the police.

The neck of the leading ostrich shone red slightly, and only to hear it scream, and a fireball erupted from its mouth. The fireball landed on an unmanned car, and the flames engulfed the car in an instant.

Seeing the movements of the leader ostrich, the necks of the other ostriches also lit up red.

"Run!" I don't know who shouted first, and the police hiding behind the police car scattered and fled.

Countless fireballs flew like meteors, and the four or five police cars used as roadblocks to block traffic were immediately burned to scrap metal.

"Big stupid cow," Jin Yuemeng's tone seemed to be sleepwalking: "What I see now, is it also a trick?" How much else are you hiding from me?"

Luo Yunfeng gently hugged the woman, and he said in a firm tone: "That's right, this is just a large-scale illusion. Yaoyao found some turkeys to pretend to be ostriches. When you wake up from a good night's sleep, everything will get used to it. ”

"Hahahaha, Yaoyao's turkey army is the strongest." The little girl smiled very arrogantly: "There is no enemy that five fireballs can't solve." If there is, then five more fireballs! (To be continued.) )