081 Three Fools Make a Mess in Hollywood (Part I)

"Sorry, children are not allowed here. In front www.biquge.info of a beautiful memorial hall, Luo Yunfeng was politely stopped by the staff dressed as guards: "Only children over the age of thirteen are allowed to visit the park here." ”

"But the lady over there told me that there are no restrictions on children here." Luo Yunfeng turned his head and pointed to the vendor on the street.

The fat guard had a businesslike expression on his face: "I'm sorry, but that's the latest rule." ”

"Forget it, let's go somewhere else." Jin Yuemeng turned her head and walked out.

"But Yaoyao really wants to go in and have a look." Luo Yao asked without giving up.

The fat guard shrugged at her and said he couldn't help him, "Come back when you're older." ”

Seeing her being taken away by her father, the guard standing on the other side of the door leaned over: "I don't remember that there was such a rule in the museum. Why don't you let them in the door? ”

"I hate Chinese, there was a couple who went in with their children the day before yesterday. It ended up being a lot of noise inside, and finally the manager asked me to send them out. ”

"Hey man, it was a Japanese tourist the day before yesterday." His companions kindly corrected.

"It doesn't matter where he's from, I hate these Asians anyway." The fat guard said nonchalantly, "I hate being a guard here, I hate everything in Hollywood." Hell, I'm here to fulfill my dream of stardom, not to stand here and be an idiot. ”

"Be quiet, Bonnie. Let the anti-racist hears it, and you're going to get in trouble. ”

"Afraid of what? These gringos are not familiar with American law. Ponny smugly, "Even if you tell them, they'll choose to settle down." ”

Luo Yao, who had already walked fifty meters away, raised her head with anger on her face: "Did Dad hear what he just said?" ”

"I've always been helpful." Luo Yunfeng smiled slightly.

Jin Yuemeng turned her head, she looked at the Luo family's father and daughter curiously: "What the hell are you two doing?" ”

"Create chaos to get the government's attention and take the pressure off someone in the shadows." Luo Yunfeng lowered his voice and said, "We don't need to connect with him, we just need to create the illusion that we have got something and are ready to leave." ”

Luo Yao happily hugged her father's big hand: "Awesome, Dad has actually become smarter." Can Yaoyao let out a bad breath first? ”

"Whatever you want." Luo Yunfeng took his daughter and left quickly.

A minute later, three parrots sneakily landed on the roof, and they burrowed in through a vent.

In the interior of the museum, numerous exhibits are on display.

From Star Wars lightsabers to Terminator's alloy skulls, the history of the Hollywood film industry has basically encapsulated.

There are so many museums like this, both private and public, in Hollywood.

"That's pretty good." Vladimir, who had turned into a husky, looked around, and his tongue stuck out of the old man: "You should really come out and see." I said can you hurry up? Is it really that hard to destroy surveillance? ”

The lights in the room suddenly dimmed, and the left and right doors behind the husky opened at the same time.

An Alaskan came out from the left, with a faint green smoke coming from it: "The power supply system is dead." Big brother, who are we biting next? ”

"The circuits are all broken. Well done, Beria. The husky looked up at the emergency streetlights: "We don't bite today." By the way, I would like to ask you, when did you learn the skills of an electrician? When biting a wire, does it feel comfortable for a high-voltage current to pass between the teeth? ”

"It's very unpleasant!" Beria said angrily, "So I want to bite." ”

"Well, I have one more question." Vladimir looked at its brother: "How did you bite the iron pipe outside the wire?" Isn't devouring gold and iron a panda's skill? Why is there still smoke coming out of you? ”

"I didn't bite the pipe," Beria growled, "I just opened the distribution box and marked it!" The distribution box leaked while I was marking! Do you understand that? I'm angry right now, I'm going to-bite-people! ”

Katyusha glanced at Beria with pity: "Poor Beria, you probably don't know that urine conducts electricity, right?" ”

When he turned his head, the smile on Samoyed's face became brighter and brighter: "It doesn't matter, Marshal Lo will cure you." ”

"I'll give you a target to follow." Vladimir stared at the front with his eyes: "Empress Yaoyao has an order, demolish here!" ”

Beria was the first to rush out: "Demolished, demolished." My dog's mouth is already! ”

"Beria, remember to speak English!" Vladimir shouted at it.

In the immersive area on the second floor, a staff member is explaining to visitors: "This is a wax figure of Al Capone, who was the underground mayor of Chicago back then. Look at the weapon in his hand, it is a Chicago typewriter. ”

"Of course, the image you see is Capone's appearance in the movie. Aside from the loss to the IRS, Al Capone was almost invincible. ”

"Tear down—" Beria swooped over, whirlwind the Capone model to pieces.

Probably realizing that it shouldn't speak Chinese, it raised its head with red eyes: "next-one!"

"Oh my God, dogs can talk!" The staff subconsciously wanted to touch the batons.

Another big dog touched from the side: "Disarm you!" It bit down on the rubber baton and wouldn't let go.

Before he could come back to his senses, another Samoyed smashed through the display case and rushed out: "Demolished--"

Looking at the broken glass scattered all over the ground, it was excited: "What to do, what to do?" I really succeeded. I didn't mean to. ”

The staff's heart can't stand the stimulation of the animals speaking English, and then look at Beria.

He dropped his baton and ran out: "Help, there are monsters here!" ”

Less than five minutes after the Luo family father and daughter left, the tourists ran out of the memorial hall screaming: "Help, there are dogs inside!" They're crazy! Hurry up and call the police. ”

The fat guard at the door, Bonny, followed the voice, and a group of people ran past him.

"What's going on inside?" Bonny stopped one of the guards: "Al Capone is resurrected?" Or did someone shoot the third part of Wonderful Night at the Museum? ”

"Dogs, mad dogs, and three!" The guard was so shocked that he hurriedly ripped off his badge: "Hell, I'm not going to be a museum guard anymore." ”

Bonnie's eyes lit up: "Mad Dog Horror? This is the opportunity I've been waiting for. He quickly asked, "What breed of dog?" Newberry? Pit Bulls? ”

"Huskies, Alaska and Samoyed." Someone said, "I never knew Alaska could be so fierce!" ”

When he heard about the breed of dogs, Bonnie was convinced: sled dogs were just sled dogs, and it was easy to deal with them.

He hurried into the dimly lit museum: "A few puppies, see how I subdue them!" ”

After a while, all I could hear was Ponny's screams in the hall: "God, O Mother, help." ”

The screams were endless, and everyone was terrified when they heard it.

It wasn't until the police and TV reporters arrived that they found Bonnie in the bathroom.

He was unscathed, but his clothes and trousers were all torn into rags.

"I swear, those three talking dogs are biological and chemical weapons from China!" When facing the camera, Pine, who was dressed in a rotten strip of cloth, was impassioned: "What do you see they have bitten my clothes into?" ”

"But other witnesses said the three dogs spoke English." The reporter was curious: "Why do you insist that they are from China?" ”

Pine's face suddenly looked terrified, as if he remembered something unbearable.

Then he said in a firm tone: "All the passengers heard it, and they kept shouting China, China when they were dismantling things." (To be continued.) )