047 remembered a pleasant experience of pretending

Baby?

Meng Xin is happy, this feeling is good, if you don't agree with each other, you will send a baby!

"What baby?"

The Jade Emperor thought about it, and took out a pitch-black fruit, the size of a kiwi fruit, with fluff, and it looked disgusting, "This is the fruit of the Flying Tree, the Flying Fruit!" It contains very powerful cosmic energy, take a bowl of water and soak it, as long as you drink that bowl of water, you can keep you energetic for a day. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoThis fruit can be soaked in water for 300 bowls! ”

Meng Xin smacked, cosmic energy?

This thing sounds pretty awesome, but the effect is too weak, it can only make people energetic, and it doesn't have any eggs!

After all, I only need to buy a can of Red Bull to get the same buff!

What do you think you want it for?

Meng Xin asked, "Are there any other options?" ”

The Devil Fruit and the Evil King's True Eye that I said before, if you don't take it out now, when will it be?

The Jade Emperor said: "Don't look at me like this, but I am also dignified, and I will be picked and picked by others when I give away things, and I will have a little emotion - do you want it?" Don't forget it! ”

Meng Xin hurriedly grabbed it, "Yes, why not!" ”

If you pick up 300 cans of Red Bull, the cheapest can of Red Bull is five yuan, which is 1,500 yuan!

That's a lot of money!

The Jade Emperor said again: "Now the baby is also given to you, the lifelong happiness of Sister Meng depends on you, I won't teach you what to do, I believe you must do your best, fighting!" ”

Fighting your sister!

I'm telling you, if you do this again, you'll be said to be theirs by the stick!

Say goodbye to the Jade Emperor!

Meng Xin walked out of the hut, and the village was in a mess, just like the hard-hit area after the earthquake, the buildings were destroyed, only a few scattered houses were still standing, and even the nearby mountains were leveled!

However, the scene of the lava river is gone, and the abyss of the earth has been filled!

"Huh, Mengxin? You're up so early! "The voice of the second senior brother was heard from afar!

Meng Xinyi turned his head, and saw the second senior brother and the giant spirit god walking side by side, the second senior brother carrying the nail rake, the giant spirit god carrying the hoe, and the two of them holding their sleeves, returning from work!

Are they coming back from a mountain tour?

"Second Senior Brother, Giant Spirit God, what are you doing so early?"

"Didn't they crack the earth, I was worried that someone would fall into the pit, so I filled it with the giant spirit god - I was busy all night, and now it's finally done!"

Assi, others fight, and you two are responsible for washing the floor!

I feel sorry for you first!

Meng Xin said: "Then let's go, go to the city for breakfast?" ”

First, it is to comfort their happiness, and second, Meng Xin wants to take a ride, he likes the feeling of being forced to fly with someone pretending!

The two of them naturally flew up with joy when they heard this!

The three of them flew to Chunxi Road in waves, and the land auction was held near here!

Meng Xin found a breakfast shop that looks hanging: Bao Xi Wang!

As the name suggests, it sells steamed buns and porridge!

The three of them entered the store and took their seats, and Meng Xin shouted: "Boss, give us this table of buns!" ”

The boss said, "Okay! How many? ”

The second senior brother opened his mouth and answered: "How many buns do you have in your store?" ”

As soon as this statement came out, the whole store was stunned!

I've never seen someone eat steamed buns with such a big breath, do you think you are Zhu Bajie?

The boss is a man of temperament, he said: "I have been in this business for 20 years, not that I have never been smashed, but I have never been smashed in this way!" If you can finish eating my buns today, not only will I not charge you money, but you will also eat them for free in the future! ”

Meng Xin glanced at the boss faintly, isn't it good to live? Why die?

Originally, he was distressed that he would have a large amount of expenses, but he was relieved when he heard this!

He smiled and said, "Boss, you just have to serve the buns and have some porridge!" ”

"How many bowls?"

Meng Xin said: "Let's have three pots first, it's not enough for us to add it ourselves!" ”

The boss's face was dark, and he felt that he had met an elite monster!

At this time, an old man who was eating couldn't stand it anymore, and sneered: "Grandstanding, pompous, and showy, young people nowadays are really getting more and more unpresentable!" ”

Huh, someone taunted?

Meng Xinyile turned around, uncle, why are you forcing me to pretend?

Originally, I just wanted to eat a bun quietly, but since you gave me this opportunity and platform, uncle, please redeem me!

He cocked Erlang's legs, "Uncle, are you not convinced?" Why don't we bet on one? ”

The old man glanced at him coldly, disdainful of speaking!

Meng Xin is not angry!

The more the uncle is so disdainful, the more he can make this force bigger!

That's right!

He is now bent on getting a **** to pretend!

So he said: "Uncle, let's do it, I won't talk to you about money anymore, it's too vulgar, and I'm afraid you can't afford it, so let's have a fresh and refined gambling fight." If I finish the buns here, you'll nibble on a dry pot helmet without dentures! To play or not to play? ”

The old man was so angry that his face turned red!

When everyone heard this, they also started the mode of accusation and ridicule against Meng Xin......

"Young man, how did you talk to the old man?"

"I don't know how to respect the elder at all!"

"I don't believe you can finish the buns!"

"If you can finish eating, I'll gnaw the table!"

……

Look, that's how it's getting big!

After a while, Meng Xin felt that this force was almost big enough and he was ready to pretend, so he said: "Calm down, I'm actually just joking, don't take it seriously, let's save your energy and eat buns quickly, after all, ...... If you eat slowly, you won't have to eat for a while, hahaha. ”

Meng Xin at this moment is extremely underwhelmed!

It completely aroused public outrage!

But he's not afraid!

Because he is very sure of this force, and he can pretend to be perfect!

The buns are served!

Meng Xin said to the two gods, "Eat hard, eat openly, and eat all his buns!" ”

At this time, the giant spirit god said: "But Mengxin Daoyou, we ate too much last night, and now we can't eat anymore, at most ten, no more!" ”

Meng Xin: "......"

It's embarrassing!

Meng Xin panicked at the time, big brothers, I forced everyone to pretend to go out, you dropped the chain like this...... I'm going to be dismantled by them!

"You must be kidding, right?" Meng Xin asked with a slightly pale face.

The giant spirit god picked up a bun and said slowly, "Yes, I'm just joking!" Then he laughed sinisterly!

Meng Xin: "......"

You are paralyzed!

I almost scared the labor and management out of the urine!

I thought this guy was as honest as the second senior brother, but it turned out that this guy just looked honest, but in fact, the chicken thief was very!

Meal!

Without any accidents, Meng Xin and the three of them swept away all the buns in the restaurant, scaring the boss and diners, including the old man!

They were all stunned, like stakes!

Meng Xin walked slowly to the boss, "What do you call the boss?" ”

"Bao Xi!"

Asi, it turns out that 'Bao Xi King' does not refer to steamed buns and porridge, but to you!

Meng Xin said with a lofty face: "Boss Bao, this time you should buy a lesson, next time you must remember, you can't say too much about everything, after all, the world is very big, and there are many things you haven't seen, don't take your ignorance as impossible!" Got it? ”

As he spoke, his gaze swept over all the people who had mocked him, and the old man was naturally taken care of!

Textbook slap in the face!

After saying that, he staggered by!

Far away, a smile spread across his face!

It's so exciting!

……

Meng Xin left.

The boss walked up to the old man and said, "Master Lei, I'm sorry, I've let you lose face!" ”

"It's none of your business, this time I'm blind, I didn't expect someone with real skills! However, the rivers and lakes are impermanent, who will have the last laugh is not certain, I have a hunch that there will be a chance to meet again! Lei Ye said domineeringly!

After saying that, he got up and left, and said, "There are still a few auctions in the hall, so I won't sit anymore." The loss is counted on me this time, and I will find someone to send the money. ”

"Lei Ye!" The boss stopped him and pointed to the table where Meng Xin was eating, "Look! ”

I saw a pile of banknotes pressed under the bowl!

The corners of Lei Ye's mouth cracked, "Interesting young man!" ”