Monday, May 2, 2016, the last day of the May Day holiday!

The sky was bright, Meng Xin woke up, and then he thought of yesterday's events, and suddenly a spirit sat up!

What about the world!

Is the world ruined?

Then his gaze met a pair of seeping eyes, which were round and bloodshot, staring at him in a daze, like a zongzi!

"Ahh Meng Xin was so frightened that he rolled off the bench!

Look again, the owner of that eye turned out to be the Jade Emperor!

The Jade Emperor said with a look of grievance: "You finally woke up, I have been waiting for a night, why do you want to occupy the place where I sleep?" You're going to die! As he spoke, he dragged his tired body to the chair!

Waiting for the night?

So you've been staring at me like this for the night?

Paralysis, it's all infiltrating when you think about it, it's really the blessing of the Jade Emperor if you don't have nightmares...... Ahh

However, this guy is also surprisingly very touching, and he would rather wait for a night than wake up others, this character is simply so good......

Just to think of their paralyzing deeds......

Hey, I don't know what to say!

What a very contradictory bunch of creatures!

It's loved and hated!

Meng Xin thought of something again, and hurriedly asked, "What about outside?" They didn't fight, did they? ”

"Of course they didn't fight, and they weren't full! The rest of the food is enough for all the gods to eat, and they are all overeaten, what else are they fighting! The Jade Emperor said in a daze!

If you don't know how to use mortal words, don't use them!

It sounds weird!

Meng Xin asked again: "That didn't have much impact, right?" ”

He was a little scared, afraid that as soon as he left the village, he would see planes and tanks in circles outside...... Then it's paralyzed!

The Jade Emperor said, "There is a divine array, and the mortals outside can't detect the movement—can you stop talking to me?" I haven't slept for almost eight hours, I've never been awake for so long, I really can't bear it! Aren't you going to the auction, let's go! ”

Meng Xin: "......"

You're actually a sleepy god in the shell of the Jade Emperor, right?

As soon as he mentioned the auction, Meng Xin remembered something again, and his expression was stiff, "You get up, let's talk about the 'experimental results'!" ”

Jade Emperor: "......"

He is also a bit of a day dog in his heart, how can he run into this line of fire again!

He pretended to be asleep!

Meng Xin understood his weakness, "That's okay, you go back to sleep, I don't care about anything, this thing should be unborn!" ”

The Jade Emperor opened his eyes helplessly, "Young man, don't lift the table when playing chess, this is the most basic quality!" ”

Meng Xin skimmed him, "You talk to me about quality?" Don't think I can't see it, there must be a leg of you in this matter, otherwise you wouldn't have been doing Tai Chi! If you don't explain it clearly today, I'll lift this table! ”

Thinking about yesterday's experience, he really wanted to flip the table, this day is not a human life......

It's not as good as when I was poor!

The Jade Emperor understood that he couldn't avoid this wave, so he could only face it, and immediately mobilized three tenths of his IQ, and then came up with a plan......

"Since I can't hide it, then I'll have a showdown with you, the 'end of the world' is indeed fake, is it...... It was planned by Sister Meng, I am just an insider, it has nothing to do with me, I also advised Sister Meng not to do this, but I didn't persuade me, in this regard, I am indeed guilty! ”

This guy said something before, 'one person does things and one person does', he looks very righteous, but only three chapters have passed, and he didn't hesitate to throw the pot to Meng Po, which is not good for dogs!

Of course, Meng Xin doesn't know this!

Meng Xin showed a sure expression, 'The End of the World' is really fake!

At the same time, he was a little suspicious, "It's really none of your business?" ”

The Jade Emperor had a straight face, "Don't you still understand me?" I just want to lie at home and sleep, and I have no other pursuits, how can I do such a mess! ”

Meng Xin thought about it and felt that it made sense!

So he said, "All right, go to sleep!" ”

With that, he turned around and left, took out his mobile phone again, and was about to question Meng Po!

The Jade Emperor hurriedly said, "You wait a minute!" ”

Meng Xin looked back at him!

He went on to say, "I have a few heart-wrenching words, I don't know whether to say them or not......

Here it is again, this product picked up the mortal world and used it again, so I want to block him back with a sentence of 'inappropriate talk', and then look at his confused look!

However, being able to dig out my heart with the Jade Emperor is still a little inexplicable!

"Tell me!"

The Jade Emperor asked: "If Sister Meng encounters a hurdle that she can't get over, will you help Meng Xinyou?" ”

Can't get over the hurdle?

What's going on?

Meng Xin was startled for a moment, and said without thinking: "Of course I help!" ”

Mother-in-law knows his kindness, and he must help!

The Jade Emperor said: "Okay, just with Mengxin Xiaoyou's attitude, it will not be in vain that Sister Meng and I treat you as family!" Family members should help each other - now, Sister Meng is facing a terrible ......"

"What's the hurdle?" Meng Xin asked busily!

The Jade Emperor continued: "Actually, Sister Meng has an old friend in a long-distance relationship, and she hasn't seen each other for many years. After the collapse of the www.biquge.info Heavenly Court, her old friend was worried that she had no place to live, and wanted her to live in the past, but the eldest sister Meng was strong, so she immediately made a package ticket, saying that she would definitely be able to mix well in the mortal world......"

"But then you also know the reality, you can't make money, you're hungry, you're full, and you don't even have a fixed home!"

Sister Meng couldn't pull her face and admit that she couldn't do it, but she blew it bigger and bigger, saying that she made a lot of money and lived in a luxurious independent villa......

"And recently, her good looks said that she would come to the mortal world to see her next year, and this look must be revealed...... With the character of Sister Meng, if she loses such a big face in front of her beloved, it is almost the same as asking for her life! And if her good friend knows that she has been deceived, she may have to break up with her! ”

"Sister Meng's hair is gray because of this, and then Meng Xinxiaoyou, you made 10 million domineeringly...... You know the rest of the story! ”

Meng Xin's face was shocked, it turned out that there was such an inside story!

However, my mother-in-law is extremely anti-heterosexual, so wouldn't it be against her morality to talk about her boyfriend?

Could it be ...... Mother-in-law or a lace edge?

Because of blowing Sting!

No wonder Meng Xin didn't doubt the words of the Jade Emperor, he was still too young now, and he never dreamed that the Jade Emperor would be so shameless!

He thought for a moment and asked, "But why didn't my mother-in-law tell me directly?" Why lie to me? ”

The Jade Emperor sighed, "I also persuaded her like this, but she is such a character, she wants to save face, and she can't pull her face and ask you for money!" Then with a thought, he embarked on a crooked path...... You don't have to blame her! ”

Meng Xin nodded, and then said, "Don't worry, I won't blame my mother-in-law!" But I still think that my mother-in-law's approach is wrong, and I must enlighten her......"

The Jade Emperor hurriedly interrupted him, "Meng Xinxiaoyou, you must not say it, if Sister Meng finds out that a new junior knows about her troubles, then she will definitely be ashamed to the point of shame, I am worried...... She'll not be able to think about it! ”

Meng Xin was taken aback, "Not really, right?" ”

The Jade Emperor said faintly: "I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if!" If you really don't want to give her the money, just think of an excuse to reject her, but don't have a showdown with her......"

Meng Xin interrupted: "It's not that I don't want to take the money...... Well, I understand, for the sake of my mother-in-law's lifelong happiness, I won't say anything, I'll give out this million! ”

The routine is successful!

The Jade Emperor secretly rubbed and stole fun!

Meng Xinhu said again: "But, didn't you say that you want to help each other, you didn't do anything!" ”

The Jade Emperor was about to continue the routine, but after thinking about it, he still accepted it when he saw it, otherwise it would be bad to have extraneous branches, so he said: "In this way, I will give you a treasure, and it will be regarded as funding!" ”