Meng Po slapped the table weakly, "Hey, guys, can you be quiet, I have something to say......" She didn't even have the mood to call the old lady. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The scene was really quiet.

Meng Po was a little flattered.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stood up suddenly at this time, her expression was cold, and she moved out of the door without saying a word.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, why are you going?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's pretty face was slightly Yang, and he said with some embarrassment: "I, I'll go and see if the hawthorn has been eaten by Li Tianwang ......."

Meng Po felt that her liver was hurting so much that she was about to die, sister, that was Sanzha, Jinzha, Muzha, Nezha, not the hawthorn that I ate!

I can't eat it!

Which turtle son referred to these three people as Sanzha?

Zhu Bajie, the messenger of the Pure Altar, shrank his head, you can't see me, you can't see me.

Meng Po finally suppressed the urge to vomit blood, "Sister Guanyin, I beg you to sit down first, when you are free, I will take you to eat boiled pork slices!" ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva showed a shy smile, "Then, then I still have to gnaw on pig's trotters." ”

"Gnaw nibble!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was even more embarrassed, "I still have to eat pork liver to replenish blood!" ”

"Make-up!"

……

I don't know why, Zhu Bajie, the messenger of the Pure Altar, suddenly felt that his whole body hurt, from the skin to the flesh, from the feet to the liver...... Didn't I get some kind of plague? He thought so!

Guanyin Bodhisattva sat down with good wishes for the future, she counted with her jade fingers, and used a chance to eat hawthorn in exchange for so many big meals, it was really profitable......

It's that kelp demons are not common, otherwise she would have to bring it up......

It's a bit of a pity!

Meng Po finally had a chance to speak, she said, "Just now, a mortal ...... broke into the village."

As soon as I said this, the pot exploded in the house again!

"How could mortals come in? Isn't there a divine array set up? ”

"Who set up the Divine Array?"

"I remember I was too platinum!"

"I remember it too!"

The gods looked at a thin old man, who was Tai Bai Xing - the 'grandson' who wanted to make money to support his family!

Tai Bai Xing said that he didn't carry this pot, "Don't talk about it, Lao Jun, there is absolutely no problem with my divine array, even if the Bull Demon King of the 'First Class Great Demon' has opened a sixth-level demon, don't want to break in." ”

The gods said that you should blow it, even if the Bull Demon King is not blocked by you, he will be blown to the sky by you!

Seeing that the topic was about to soar again, Meng Po hurriedly braked and said, "Shut up, listen to me!" I checked the formation just now, and there is no problem, and the traces of the kid's entry are still there, without any miscellaneous aura, it should have broken in unintentionally, this is the fate of his cause and effect - don't worry about this matter anymore. ”

"What I'm going to say is to deal with him. I took a look at his soul, he has experienced several lifetimes of reincarnation, and his character in each life is very good, and he has done a lot of things to build bridges and pave roads to punish evil Yang Shan, so I plan to promote him to the immortal position and accept him as one of us, do you have any other opinions? ”

When the gods heard this, they frowned in disapproval.

'Ascending to the Immortal Position' is such an important thing, since the first recruitment of the Monkey King, the Heavenly Realm has never absorbed new immortals.

Even the Monkey King was cautious that time, and held several court meetings, but in the end, it was because the Monkey King was too strong and he was not worried about it in the mortal world, so he had to be absorbed into the heavenly court!

How could you give a mortal such a hasty 'ascension to immortal status'......

No, no, no!

Absolutely not!

The gods shook their heads into rattles, and they looked like, 'This is not negotiable'.

After the Jade Emperor was smoked by the barefoot immortal, he woke up again, and he didn't make any more mistakes, he said in a sincere tone: "Sister Meng, this is not me and Zhong Aiqing to peel your face, the main thing is that the rules of ascending to immortals cannot be broken, at least you have to use the eye of heaven to check whether he has done evil in the first ten lives, if you don't collect the rating of his good deeds in each life, if the level is reached, you have to wait for the heavens...... In short, ascending to immortal is not such a simple matter, so don't mention this matter again! ”

The gods praised one after another, and the voices of 'what the Jade Emperor said were very true' came and went!

Meng Po also bowed her head slightly, and she said: "Brother Jade Emperor, you actually persuaded the little sister to be angry, it can be seen that your condition has been well controlled, it just so happens that the little sister is going to go out recently, and she originally planned to hand over the affairs at hand to that kid...... Since this is the case, then it will be up to you, Brother Jade Emperor, to take over. ”

As she spoke, Meng Po paced and stood up, looking like she was about to abdicate and make way for Xian.

The Jade Emperor was frightened at that time, and he couldn't wait to shave his two big ears...... Do you say that you are uncomfortable lying every day? Why do you want to make yourself unhappy?

He hurriedly changed his words and said: "Sister Meng, I suddenly thought about it carefully, now is a special period, let's not abide by so many rules, since you said that his character is good, then I ...... it" Before he finished speaking, he was confused again, with an expression of 'who I am, where am I'!

The corners of Meng Po's mouth twitched, although she expected that the guy would change his words, but she didn't expect the guy to change his words so quickly, and she didn't know which planet that guy threw the burden of being the 'Jade Emperor'.

She couldn't help but think, shouldn't that guy deliberately pretend to be sick in order to shirk responsibility?

- Eh, don't say it, with that guy's divine product, it's really possible.

When the Monkey King was haunting the Heavenly Palace, because he was troublesome, he would rather hide under the table and wait for the rescue than fight in person, which shows his laziness.

Meng Po looked around and asked lightly, "Who is the Taoist friend who 'what the Jade Emperor said' just now?"

The gods were silent, picking at their nails, tickling at their nails......

The barefoot fairy couldn't bear it anymore, and he wanted to take off his shoes with both hands, but when he saw that everyone suddenly quieted down...... This doesn't work, it will definitely be exposed when you take it off! So he withdrew his hand without a trace!

The Pure Altar Messenger Zhu Bajie thief was very honest, he blurted out: "I just heard the clairvoyant say!" ”

Although the others also said it, there was an uproar at the scene, he couldn't tell the difference, and the clairvoyant happened to be sitting next to him, so he memorized it!

The clairvoyant was silently in his heart, and he made up his mind to keep a distance of more than ten zhang from this nerd in the future.

He raised his head with a straight face, "Slander, this is definitely slander, premeditated slander, mad slander, I didn't say a word just now, no, you ask my second brother Shunfeng Ear - second brother, did you hear me just now?" ”

Shunfeng Er shook his head exaggeratedly: "No, big brother, you were quiet just now, I was stunned when I pricked up my ears and didn't hear a sound!" ”

The gods cast contemptuous glances one after another, and they don't blush when they lie, and the faces of the gods have been lost by you!

"Shame on you!"

The two brothers spread their hands indifferently, you have a face, then you guys, nokannobb!