Li Jing, the king of Tota, was shrewd, he saw that the Lingxiao Treasure Hall had smashed down, he threw up his arms and turned around and ran, completely ignoring his colleagues around him, and the dog was very good!

He ran out of the Lingxiao Palace, and did not forget to turn around and laugh at the giant spirit god, "stupid ......" and then heard a snap, and he hit the other pillar of support. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It's fine, but it's not very lucky!

The pillar of heaven was smashed on his back, and the good man was forced to be pressed into a piece of Indian flying cake, only the thickness of a palm, and JJ became a ping-pong racket, and the scene was terrible - it can be seen that he is much weaker than the Jade Emperor.

Li Tianwang has had a very difficult time these years, because he is always mistaken for a starfish cultivating into refinement, or a flat doll fish cultivating into refinement...... These are all good, some time ago he accidentally tanned, and was mistaken by Guanyin Bodhisattva for kelp cultivation essence, and almost roasted him and ate it, he was really melancholy at the time!

That's right, Guanyin Bodhisattva likes to eat barbecue kelp demon ......

When the heavenly court collapsed, Guanyin Bodhisattva was napping in the jade bottle, and then the jade bottle rolled into the sea...... A few kelp demons happened to see this scene, thinking that this bottle must be a treasure, and planned to drag it home to play, and then Guanyin Bodhisattva woke up halfway through......

When the kelp demons saw that the bottle actually popped out of someone, they were immediately overjoyed, this bottle was really a treasure, and then they ...... It was roasted and eaten by Guanyin Bodhisattva!

Guanyin Bodhisattva has not forgotten that smell, and every time I remember it, I have to suck my fingers, but it is delicious.

It's a pity that kelp demons don't come often, and she searched the entire sea, but she didn't find a second nest......

Last time, she mistook Li Tianwang for a kelp demon, and she was so excited that she was like a little girl, catching it, removing her head, and cleaning it,...... The technology is as skilled as the old technician who has scalded pancakes and fruits at the back door of the school for 30 years, the dipping sauce is ready, and she almost roasts it on the fire, but she found that there was an oolong, and she was really sad for a long time!

Meng Po was also not affected by the collapse of the Heavenly Court, she was on duty on the Nai He Bridge at the time, and she realized it later.

Hades was not so lucky, he was visiting the heavenly court at that time, and then he was buried in an unknown place, and he has not seen anyone dead or dead yet.

The underworld can't be left without an owner for a day, so Meng Po had no choice but to be the acting king of Hades, holding two positions, tired like a dog, staying up all night, and recently her skin has acne - she is very sad about this.

Then Meng Xin slammed into the door, which made her think of a possibility......

……

Since the collapse of the heavenly realm, all the immortals have been transferred to the mortal life, they are not familiar with life, the Jade Emperor has Alzheimer's disease, and the other immortals also have more or less various problems, unable to integrate into the mortals, and there is no way to make money to eat, and life is simply not too difficult.

On a sunset afternoon, they learned from the pain and unanimously decided that they should find a leading brother to lead them to live a good life in the mortal world, but who to find?

The name is good: the eldest brother who takes the lead, but in fact he is a coolie who works as a cow and a horse, and wants to go to the mortals to make money to support his family, and he also has to coordinate the lives of the gods in the mortal world, just like his grandson!

None of the gods wants to be this 'grandson', and they have avoided it!

Originally, this 'grandson' should naturally be the Jade Emperor......

They glanced at the Jade Emperor, who 'didn't know what time it was'...... Forget it, this grandson doesn't even have the qualifications to be a 'grandson', and he's basically a waste god!

So they decided to hold a meeting and vote for this 'grandson' by electing the president, which is formal and fair enough, and they are not afraid that the elected 'grandson' will not admit it!

At the meeting, Tai Baixing was the first to make an important speech: "Hey, be simple, be simple, let's choose our grandson...... Oh, no, the way to choose the leading brother is simpler, the world is not a tiger's den in Longtan, we just need to choose a god with a normal head and can mix in with mortals to make money. ”

The gods all felt that Tai Bai Xing was very reasonable, and they all vied for praise.

Meng Po directly stretched out her hands and praised, "Lao Jun, you can say such a reasonable thing, it seems that your head is the most normal here, and the old lady thinks that this position belongs to you." ”

Tai Bai Xing: "......"

The gods immediately clapped their hands and snapped, and the matter was settled!

Tai Bai Xing gave himself two ear scrapers fiercely, calling you cheap and talking a lot!

He felt that he couldn't die by himself, and he had to pull a cushion, so he said: "Laojun, it's no problem for me to go to the mortal world to make money to support my family, but you also have to choose someone to come out and coordinate, otherwise Laojun and I can't run to death at both ends?" ”

The gods felt that this sentence was also very reasonable, but they didn't show it, and they all acted like the scene after the teacher in Mengxin's class said, 'I'm going to draw a classmate to answer this question next.'"

Tai Bai Xing scolded, these grandsons usually run faster than anyone else when they get to the meal, and they all play dead when it comes to using them.

At this time, the Jade Emperor rarely sobered up, and he said: "Except for Brother Taibai, I am convinced of Sister Meng, because what she said just now is also very logical and reasonable. ”

Meng Po: "......"

Tai Bai Xing smiled and handed out a veteran hand, "Granny Meng, happy cooperation!" ”

The gods clapped their hands again, and the matter was settled!

Meng Po gave herself two ear scrapers fiercely, calling you cheap and talking a lot!

As a result, Meng Po and Tai Bai Xing became the grandsons who were responsible for the life of the immortals in the mortal world...... Oh no, take the lead, big brother!

……

It's night!

After Meng Po was stunned and Meng Xin, she came to the room of the Jade Emperor, and she called a group of great gods to meet again, which led to the scene of the Jade Emperor's 'Ge You lying'.

Meng Po looked around the room, everyone who could come came, and if they didn't come, they wouldn't come, so she said an ordinary opening sentence, "It's all here......"

The snorting voice of Zhu Bajie, the messenger of the Pure Altar, interrupted her, "Granny Meng, Li Tianwang hasn't come yet, I just saw him have a carmen crack, and Sanzha is helping to pull it, and he didn't come......"

After Li Tianwang was flattened, he could have been able to pass through the crack in the door directly, but recently his body shape has recovered a bit, so he got stuck!

He is also very fortunate to have a hard life!

Yue Lao knocked the head of the messenger of the Pure Altar with a cane, "Marshal Tianpeng, you are just too honest, so you are always framed by the general of the curtain. Granny Meng's words are an opening meaning, what are you doing with those words? ”

"That's it, that's it, this god, you must not be too Marshal Tianpeng, otherwise you will suffer!" The Four Heavenly Kings said ear to ear.

At this time, the barefoot immortal secretly took off his boots, he used to wear no shoes, but the mortal world is full of dirt, and it is not okay to walk outside without wearing them. He has been barefoot for thousands or tens of thousands of years, and once he wears shoes, it is awkward, and he wants to take them off as soon as he sits down!

-- The smell of sauerkraut immediately filled the room, and the gods exploded.

"Who is this?"

"Who took off their shoes?"

"Talk about civilization, talk about morality, okay? I asked, okay? ”

……

The Jade Emperor was closest to the barefoot immortal, and he smelled it most sincerely, he showed a very uncomfortable expression, and his mouth moved a few times like a goldfish, wanting to say something, but in the end his body collapsed, and he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.

The barefoot fairy couldn't see it, so he took a blood at the beginning, and then he was going to doublekill if he went down, and he didn't open it like this, he hurriedly put on his boots with both hands, which stopped the rampage!

Tai Bai Xing shook off the dust, "I'll hang it up when I wait for Lao Jun, and see which immoral guy took off his shoes!" ”

The barefoot immortal was frightened at that time, and he was careful that his liver was fluttering, and then he remembered that this time was different from the past, and Taibai Xingjun was now inaccurate, so he put his mind at ease!

Looking at this scene like a vegetable market, Meng Po felt that his liver hurt so much, he would rather go to the kindergarten to teach high mathematics than invite this crime!

She couldn't help but ponder, what kind of sin she had created in her previous life, and she had to be such a god in this life!