Meng Po held her forehead with her hand, why can't this kid be so muddy and can't support the wall!

She asked very dryly: "Say, stinky boy, how can you believe that the old lady is a fairy!" ”

Meng Xin looked like a little daughter-in-law and said: "Hungry letter, hungry know that you are a fairy, you don't eat hungry, don't be hungry, hungry meat is really not good!" ”

Meng Po: "......"

Paralyzed, when I met someone who was not afraid of death and was shameless, he dared to sell cuteness in front of his mother!

The last person to do that is now selling ass on the eighteenth floor of hell!

She took a deep breath and suppressed the power of the desolation in her body!

How do you clean up this kid?

Suddenly, she thought of something, smiled and said, "Congratulations, you guessed right, the old lady is a monster, and she is also the ancestor of the monster, do you know the white bone spirit who was killed by Sun Monkey with a stick?" It was taught by the old lady. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info The old lady is not taboo, I don't care about the sour and salty, do you have any last words? ”

Meng Xin looked at Meng Po in a daze, with a look of surprise and bewilderment.

He felt that there was something wrong with this plot!

Because according to this plot...... He's really going to be eaten!

Meng Po patted his head like an elder, "Be good, obedient, tell your mother-in-law if you have any wishes, and your mother-in-law will help you complete it for the sake of your physical contribution!" If not, mother-in-law, I will not be polite! ”

Meng Xinyan hugged Meng Po's thigh, and cried bitterly with excitement, "Old immortal, I believe it, I really believe it this time, you are a living old immortal!" ”

The corners of Meng Po's mouth twitched, aren't you already done like this?

This person is cheap.

Meng Xin really believed it, because it was written in Journey to the West that monsters would boil or steam people before eating people, if this mother-in-law was really the ancestor of the monsters who taught the white bone spirit, it was impossible not to know this common sense!

Hmph, you want to lie to me, no way!

I don't know what kind of sad feeling Meng Po would have if she knew what he was thinking!

……

After a while, Meng Xin finally calmed down and reluctantly accepted the fact that 'Wuli Old Lady is a fairy'.

He pretended to be very confident and said, "Say, what are you looking for me for?" Let's say it first, even if you brush me with a set of ultimate equipment, I won't stupidly run to learn the scriptures, and I won't send the scriptures! ”

Wasn't Tang Sanzang just 'fooled' by Guanyin Bodhisattva like this, eating and sleeping all the way, and encountering all kinds of goblins blocking the way, it was not too miserable.

And I am a person who wants to fight for the construction of a socialist cultural power, and I will definitely not 'go astray'!

Meng Po said: "Give you a chance to become an immortal, do you want it?" ”

To be reasonable, this temptation is really so big, so big that no one can refuse, even if it is to exchange all of Jack Ma's property!

But...... Why did this pie fall on your head?

Is it because of your big head?

Or...... "Could it be that I am the reincarnation of some god?" Is it the Eighteen Arhats? Or the twenty-eight nakshatras? ”

Isn't that a common plot?

Tang Seng is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and Zhu Bajie is the marshal of Tianpeng...... Then Guanyin Bodhisattva gave them a chance to become gods again!

Meng Po said: "You think too much, you were just an old man selling plasters in your last life, because you saved someone who shouldn't be saved, and then you were beaten to death; You were a storyteller in your last life, because you said something you shouldn't have said, and then you were beaten to death, you went to your last life...... And then he was killed......"

Meng Xin's mouthful of old blood spurted out three feet away, mom and dad, my liver hurts so much, it's already hurting so much!

He asked with a look of despair, "Then why do you want to give me the chance to become a god?" ”

"Of course there's something for you to do." Meng Po continued: "A group of immortals in the Heavenly Court now live in the village, for some reason, it is difficult for them to integrate into the mortal world, you are the native of here, I want you to be responsible for their life in the mortal world." It's that simple. ”

Meng Xin opened his mouth in astonishment, he could stuff an egg!

"Are you saying that the immortals of Heavenly Court now live in the mortal world? In the same village where I slept last night? ”

"That's right."

"Even the Jade Emperor is here?"

"That's right."

"Guanyin Bodhisattva is also there?"

"That's right."

"How many people are there, no, how many gods?"

"It's a few dozen, some don't live often, it's not easy to count."

Meng Xin: "......"

He didn't know what to say anymore, and it was so fantastical that he wondered if there was something wrong with his ears or head......

He felt the need to start from the beginning, "Mother-in-law, wait a minute, what do you mean to say: you are a god, the kind that is so awesome that you can't do it, a god like you, you can still pull out dozens of numbers in the village, and you want to get me in as an immortal now?" ”

Meng Po nodded, "It seems that your thinking has finally returned to normal!" ”

It's a normal ghost.,It's finally abnormal, okay?

This is even more unacceptable than men and girls......

I feel like I'm a stupid person with a capital letter, and if I go out for a spin in this state, I'll definitely end up in a psychiatric hospital!

Why should the world be cruel to me?

Ouch, my liver hurts!

But then again, will the immortals live in the mortal world, or in the countryside, are they here to observe the people's feelings? No, this should be called 'perceiving the world', right?

After he asked, Meng Po said angrily: "What else can it be, the heavenly realm is ruined, and the heavenly court is collapsed!" ”

Meng Xin was caught off guard again, Heavenly Court was ruined? This egg is so fierce......

He looked at Meng Po's expression, but he wasn't joking......

Then he reacted suddenly,, this is big news!

His gossip soul was burning, and he asked excitedly, "Is there some god and demon war happening?" Is it the Nine Shadows counterattacking the Heavenly Realm? Or is it the coming of Demonus? Or is it a once-in-a-100,000-year catastrophe in the divine realm? ”

"Oh, not really." Meng Po shook her head.

"What's the reason for that? Could it be that powerful aliens invaded the Earth, the Saiyan kind, and then your divine realm rebelled to protect the Earth, and finally died with the enemy? "He allowed his mind to expand indefinitely......

After all, even the gods are there, and the Saiyans are not unacceptable, right?

Meng Po looked at him with a caring foolish look.

"What is the reason for that?" Meng Xin's curiosity is like riding on a roller coaster, rubbing up.

Meng Po showed an angry expression, as soon as she thought of this, she felt very troubled, good heaven, if she said no, it would be gone!

She asked Meng Xin: "Taishang Laojun, do you know?" ”

Meng Xin nodded wildly, "Alchemist, Monkey King also kicked down his Dan furnace!" "Everyone knows it, and it's very familiar.

Meng Po said hatefully: "It's that bald old bastard, his head suddenly twitched, he gave up the promising profession of alchemy, changed his career to research and develop weapons, and made a nuclear weapon called '8 super hydrogen bomb', and then exploded, and Heavenly Court was gone." ”

Meng Xin feels that he is still too young!

Nuclear weapon? H-bomb?

My liver hurts, I'm dying, Mom, save me!