According to Meng Po, when the Monkey King made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, Taishang Laojun bore the brunt of it, and in the end, he suffered the most losses!

-- This Meng Xin knows!

Taishang Laojun first had a room of elixir eaten by Monkey King, crying like a tearful person, and he was wronged. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Then he died by himself, threw the Monkey King into the furnace for refining, and then blew up the furnace, and the Tushi Palace was destroyed into scum, and his beard was burned, so it wasn't too miserable!

Meng Po also said that Taishang Laojun left a psychological shadow at that time, he couldn't sleep well, he couldn't eat, and he was babbling all day long, and he always felt that there would be a 'Qishui Great Sage' and 'Qiyun Great Sage' to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace again.

He was getting thinner and thinner, and in just a hundred years, he was as thin as a monkey, and even his head was bald.

Then at a brilliant breakfast, Taishang Laojun suddenly realized a truth: relying on alchemy can never make Heavenly Court strong - so he decided to 'abandon Dan and follow martial arts' and embark on the road of no return to 'research and development weapons'!

After listening to this, Meng Xin was not shocked this time, only had a feeling of surprise-I felt that if I didn't talk so nonsense, it would be too! After all, from just now to now, I have been pulling eggs all the way! If you don't talk about it suddenly, you won't get used to it!

He raised his head very calmly and looked into the distance at forty-five degrees...... The world is really colorful.

He exhaled and said calmly: "Let's be reasonable, why research weapons?" Since he is an immortal, shouldn't he study the magic weapon artifact? What about his common sense as a god? ”

Listen, he can talk to the gods about the common sense of the gods, this is very good...... It feels like he's not far from becoming an immortal!

Granny Meng sighed faintly, "The power of magic weapons and artifacts is certainly powerful, but the materials for refining magic weapons and artifacts are extremely difficult to find, there is no such thing as the heavenly realm, and generally only the human realm will produce them, but the current human world is no longer the human world of the past, and serious environmental pollution has led to turbidity of the spiritual energy, and the kind of anti-heaven divine object can no longer be born - it is difficult to cook without rice, and it is meaningless to study magic weapons and artifacts." ”

Oh, the pollution, this thing......

- Your motherfucker, you've been talking about it all the time, why did you suddenly talk about such a heavy topic?

This change caught people off guard!

Meng Xin asked again: "What is the 8 super-hydrogen bomb?" ”

He knows about the hydrogen bomb, but he doesn't understand it very well with a '8 super', and the hydrogen bomb is not so powerful, not a single planet can be destroyed, let alone the heavenly realm.

So what the hell is the '8 super-hydrogen bomb'?

Meng Po said: "The old lady doesn't know very well, the bald man first researched the 'hydrogen bomb', and then he increased the power dozens of times, so he named it 'super hydrogen bomb', and then developed the '1 super hydrogen bomb' ......"

Oh, and the '8 Super Hydrogen Bomb' is the result of the ninth upgrade?

The power of one upgrade is increased dozens of times, and the nine upgrades are ......

Damn, awesome!

No wonder it can bomb the heavens with one shot, if this is blown up on the earth, it is estimated that the Milky Way will have to be finished, I don't know if the Centauri star next door can be spared!

Meng Xin was so scared that he trembled!

But then again...... Wouldn't the immortals who could survive the explosion of such a nuclear weapon be even more awesome? What Kakarot and Frieza, are all weak?

Meng Xin shivered and glanced at Meng Po, if you are so good, you should be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, right?

Meng Po said: "To get back to the point, do you want to be an immortal?" Give a letter of approval, if you don't want to, the old lady will just wash away your memory, and she won't force you! ”

it, and you can also wash away your memories...... Meng Xin feels that his world view is getting more and more broad!

He was so excited!

As for whether you want to be a god?

Isn't this nonsense, of course you want to, you want to jump your feet, you don't have to think about it at all.

But......

"Can I do it? Being a god is such a thing...... I don't have much experience! He said very worriedly.

The biggest official he ever served in his life was the 'representative of the English class', and he was later dismissed by the political commissar on the grounds that his ideological consciousness was not up to the mark......

This TM is very embarrassing, being an English class representative is not ideologically conscious, can he be qualified for a position like 'fairy'?

What to do, I don't know the bottom in my heart!

Meng Po said with an indifferent face: "The old lady will train you well, even if you are a piece of, the old lady can train you into Dove chocolate." If you dare to do anything wrong, the old lady will have to make a little effort to abolish you! She comforted: "So don't be psychologically burdened, and don't worry too much!" ”

Originally, Meng Xin was humble, but after listening to this paragraph, he was really worried......

He'd rather be a piece of, and if he's lucky, he can go back with a flower!

It's scrapped or something, it feels good to think about it......

He said, "Then you can find any person, right?" Why did you choose me? ”

His heart was worried!

He doesn't want to be abolished!

Meng Po thought to herself, if the old lady knew that you were so inkbloc, she would rather catch a cat or dog to open her mind than look for you!

She rubbed her temples, "Do you have any specialties then?" "Isn't it okay to give you a chance, and I want my wife to make up a reason for you, I've never seen such a heartless person!

Meng Xin thought for a while, "I don't have anything to do with my specialty...... I don't have any other specialties! ”

After saying that, he regretted it, and he flew in front of the gods, what is the difference between this and brushing the tiger's beard......

I'm going to have a car accident!

However, maybe the gods don't understand this stalk at all?

Who knows, Meng Po patted her thigh and said: "Then you don't have to run, you are diao, this matter belongs to you, and finding someone else is an insult to diao!" ”

It's so slippery!

Meng Xin was frightened, "Mother-in-law, I'm a serious person, but ......" He was flying in the car, and he was about to say the second half of the sentence subconsciously......

Meng Po skimmed him, "If you dare to be indecent, the old lady will make you an adult!" ”

Well, you win this game!

Meng Xin stood up very happily, "Mother-in-law, I have decided, I want to be an immortal, please make sure I become an immortal!" ”

At this moment, Meng Xin, an eighteen-year-old male high school student, resolutely decided to become an idol...... Ah, no, the path to becoming a god!

Meng Po nodded, didn't it be over soon, just do things blindly!

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion on the street at the end of the darkness!

"Stop, don't run!"

"Stinky, stop!"

It seems that there is someone chasing whom!

Meng Xin looked over and saw a slender figure stumbling towards him, followed by several burly shadows.

The chase was so close that he could even hear the woman's panicked gasps and the sound of chaotic footsteps!

He was secretly surprised in his heart, what age is this, and it is quite strange that he can still bump into such a bullying scene on the street!

At that moment, the slender figure stumbled under the dim streetlamp, and when she looked up, she revealed a beautiful face......

Meng Xin's pupils immediately shrank!

- It's Gu Qianqian from the next class, the goddess in his heart!

Meng Xin glanced at Meng Po in astonishment, and then looked at the beautiful Gu Qianqian!

was first hit by the gods, and then met a beautiful woman in distress!

Don't......

Is this the routine?