"That's a good dare!" As soon as Li Zhiming heard that Professor Ai Shijiao was willing to assign tasks to Jiang Kai in front of him, of course he was content to "laugh"!

In the face of Li Zhiming's "real villain", Professor Ai Shijiao no longer had anything to say, so he could only say to Jiang Kai: "Your job in this industry experience is to report to the funeral home in Wuxi City!" ”

"Wuxi City Funeral Home?" Before the party Jiang Kai could express his position, Li Zhiming on the side was the first to sigh in surprise:

"What's wrong? Did this unit surprise you? Jiang Kai, who has been engaged in supernatural work for more than a year, is already familiar with the name of such a unit, and if Professor Ai Shijiao says the name of an industrial and mining enterprise, a hotel and a restaurant, Jiang Kai will be surprised. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Seeing that Li Zhiming was making a little fuss, Jiang Kai looked at Li Zhiming with a little disdain and asked:

"Why not be surprised? How exciting it would be to go to this funeral parlor to experience! Looking at how the dead were burned, how people sent the bodies to the funeral home, how the mortuaries put makeup on the corpses, and how the families of the deceased sent them away......" Li Zhiming was still chattering over there, "imagining" the funeral home's "beautiful industry experience", Professor Ai Shijiao was already impatient and said to Jiang Kai: "The most important part of your work to experience the funeral home industry this time is to know a master......

"Know a master?" Jiang Kai thinks this task arrangement is too simple, right? Isn't going to the industry experience to get to know some people in that work environment?

Seeing that Jiang Kai was a little confused, Professor Ashframe explained: "Many people think that the biggest leader of this funeral home is the director of the funeral home, but the actual situation is not. His presence is a bit ...... Terrible. Anyone who really knows him will be afraid of him......" Professor Axier has not finished yet. Li Zhiming over there said with understanding: "Oh...... I understand, what Professor Ai means is that this person is so powerful, because we all have to go to his side to report after we die, and we will be burned by his hands, I know, this master is a cremator! ”

Professor Ai Shijiao smiled and said, "Xiao Li, you have a good understanding and a lot of materialistic talent. But obviously, what I communicated with Xiao Jiang was definitely not a philosophical question, but a real work problem, but one thing you are right, the master I want Xiao Jiang to meet, his profession is precisely cremator. ”

Li Zhiming let out a somewhat smug "huh", while Jiang Kai frowned a little uncertainly and asked: "Professor Ai, since you are not talking about the philosophical category, then I can't figure it out, can a cremator of a funeral home be more powerful than the person in charge of the funeral home?" ”

"This guy is amazing. Anyway, you can get to know him! Learn more about him and communicate with him, and you will definitely gain something! Professor Axier said:

"And what's the cremator's name?" Jiang Kai asked:

"The surname is Qiong. His real name is really unclear, everyone calls him Master Qiong! Professor Axier said:

"How can a person, who works in a unit, not know his real name?" Jiang Kai and Li Zhiming asked in unison:

"Perhaps...... Maybe this Master Qiong is not a person in the first place? Professor Ai Shijiao actually replied with such a mind-wracking sentence, Jiang Kai and Li Zhiming looked at each other after listening to it, not knowing how to understand.

Seeing Jiang Kai's blank face, Professor Ai Shijiao said in a very positive tone: "Xiao Jiang, no matter what, when you go to the funeral home this time, I hope you can go all out to understand the entire workflow of the funeral home, especially the cremation worker Master Qiong, you must calm down and communicate with him to understand more." Of course, he is a quirky person, if you want him to be able to talk to you, it must be difficult and difficult to ......" Professor Axier said this, he couldn't help but pause, and then added: "Communicate with Master Qiong, you must not be difficult, I will put the words here first: you can offend anyone in the funeral home, even if it is the curator and deputy director, if you provoke them, and I will help you carry it, but this Master Qiong, you must not offend him, otherwise the whole thing will be difficult to control!" ”

When Jiang Kai heard Professor Ai Shijiao say this, he was immediately confused again, and asked Professor Ai Shijiao very puzzled: "That...... Professor Ai, what I want to know is: You asked me to get to know Master Qiong, so what kind of understanding can be regarded as truly completing your task? ”

Professor Ashframe hesitated for a moment, and then said lightly, "I want to know the real death date of our people......

(Editor's note: The chapter about the funeral home, in fact, is described in detail in the first part of the "Ghost See" series, "Ghost Records Me and the People Around Me", and that story has become a criticism, why?) The ending is a little unclear, and it is held on to by many readers, so the author just took this opportunity to elaborate on the real version of the story through the second part, everyone must remember that Master Qiong, I suggest that you can go back and look at the chapter of the funeral home in "Hell, Record Me and the People Around Me", so that everyone will have a deep impression of Master Qiong, if you haven't seen it or it's inconvenient to see, it doesn't matter, the author will be in the next chapters, Let's briefly introduce the stories that happened in the funeral home! Due to the adjustment of the length, this story has to be put down first, the author feels that from time to time to insert a story about my psychological case, not particularly scientific, which has also been mentioned many times by some readers in recent feedback, the author accepts this suggestion, in order to maintain the continuity of the story, so I am ready to finish the psychological case at one time - the National Day holiday is not closed, or hurry up to continue to dedicate my previous psychological files, there are not many, and there are one or two articles, after sending it quickly, I'm determined to tell you the story of the funeral home. ）

CB was a college classmate of mine, and after graduating, my son inherited his father's business and started a real estate business with his father, and the business was quite prosperous. CB's family business has long been on the right track, so CB doesn't have to bother too much. The mind of play is growing day by day.

cb this person. I know him better. First of all, he is relatively low-key. has been a classmate with him for four years, and when he is about to graduate, he knows that he is a veritable rich second generation; Secondly, he is also more righteous, since he took over his father's business, but any business that can be taken care of, he will satisfy his classmates and friends for the first time, and when he encounters a classmate or friend who has an urgent matter or something, borrow 30,000 or 50,000 yuan. Don't talk about it anymore, and never make an IOU. But it's just a little bad, I like to look for flowers and grass. I especially like it**. I have persuaded him several times about this matter, and he always said disapprovingly: "**The least problematic is much safer than prostitution and raising **!" But ironically, CB's words didn't take long to come and pay the price.

I vaguely remember that it was 4 o'clock in the morning, and I received a call from CB in a daze, saying that he wanted me to help, and I asked him what was the matter. He asked me weirdly: "How can you calmly dump a beautiful woman who is pestering you?" "For this kind of help, I can only see it as a display of CB. I said angrily, "You can show it." It's my sleep time, and if anything, please come to my office during my working hours and come to me. With that, I hung up the phone and went back to sleep.

I thought this matter was over, but what I didn't expect was that early that morning, CB really found my office, and as soon as he entered my office door, he complained to me: "Jiang Kai, our friendship is not bad, why do you want to help and push back?" "Help? Did you call me in the early hours of the morning and ask me to teach you how to get rid of beautiful women? I asked suspiciously: CB looked at me with his personality panda eyes, and then said with a grin, "What's the matter if it's not this?" "Seeing CB's compromised appearance, I only then believed that CB was not showing off, but really needed help. So I hurriedly said apologetically: "CB, this thing is really sorry, I thought you were showing me at the time, tell me what's going on, see if I can help you?" After saying that, I poured tea and handed water to CB while nodding my head again and again to show my guilt. CB took my tea, took a sip, it was too hot, and put it on the coffee table on the side, and then sighed and said, "Brother, I won't tell you, I'm playing this ** has a problem!" A month ago, I met a beautiful woman in a bar, her name was zlh, and it was quite a relationship at the time, and everything happened to the two of us in the bathroom in the bar that day, and both of us were still unsatisfied, and the damn ** became a daily love. For the next month, we did it every day yesterday, during the day, at night, in the office, in the hotel, up to 7 times a day, at least 3 times, and even more hatefully, she had to do it during her period. I couldn't bear it anymore and was about to leave her, but she stuck to me like a dog's skin plaster, and she followed me wherever I went. I really can't help but turn to you. Hearing CB's unbelievable story, I asked curiously, "According to your story, people didn't want your money or anything else?" CB said helplessly: "Brother, if she wants my money, I will have a lot of peace of mind, do I still need to come to you?" As long as I can let her go away quietly, am I willing to spend as much as I want? I frowned and said, "As long as you get cheap and sell well, why is it your turn to do such a good thing?" Didn't you dump her now? CB said helplessly: "I got cheap? Brother, do you do it 7 times a day, and try it for me for a few days? You say I'm dumping her now? How is it possible, she has been following me since the early hours of the morning, thanks to the security guard at your gate who stopped her, otherwise she would have followed up a long time ago! ”

"Dizzy! Why don't you let her in with you? I asked, confused:

"Brother, I'm looking for you to find a good way to dump her, how can I still let her follow up with her?" CB was puzzled and said:

"CB, let her in! I can promise to let her leave you quietly. After I finished speaking, I picked up the phone, dialed the doorman, and before I could speak, CB came up with an arrow, held down my microphone, and asked me in disbelief: "Brother, are you sure?" I said angrily, "If you don't believe me, don't ask me for help." After saying that, I wanted to hang up the phone. When CB saw it, he hurriedly stopped: "Okay, brother, I believe you." With that, he went back to the couch. The doorman heard my instructions and came to my office with ZLH. When ZLH walked into my office, I was stunned for a moment, it was indeed a big beauty. But such a slender girl. And CB's description just now really can't be marked with an equal sign. ZLH came in and behaved quite ladylike. After introducing myself, I was introduced by CB. After arranging for ZLH to be seated, I didn't know how to start, CB was obviously an acute child, so he first said: "ZLH, here, we don't have to shy away from it, let's just talk about it." My opinion is that the two of us can end it, and there is no comparison between the two sides in the future. ZLH looked at CB with disdain, then looked at me again and said, "Dr. Jiang, did CB tell you everything about both of us?" I nodded and said, "If you don't rule out personal subjectivity, CB told me everything about both of you." ZLH glanced at CB fiercely, and then said to me: "Then Dr. Jiang must think that I am a casual girl, right?" In response to ZLH's question, I hurriedly said, "I don't think so!" Just feeling like you should have a lot of stories behind it. CB looked at me suspiciously, but ZLH nodded at me and said in a state of understanding: "A psychiatrist is a psychiatrist, and the conclusions he makes are always so wise." "Finished. ZLH paused, then looked at CB and said, "CB." You probably don't know, right? I'll admit that I'm really strong in terms of libido, but not so shameless, the first time I happened to you** was because you were so much like my ex-boyfriend. As a result, when I had sex with you, I found that even your sex position was exactly the same as my ex-boyfriend, and he also liked to lick my feet, kiss my nipples, and stroke my clitoris. Every time like this, I think of my ex-boyfriend. I'm going to be very happy at that moment, and I'm enjoying that happiness, that's why I want you to have sex so often. Every time I see you leave, I always feel empty, and I hate that feeling, so I don't like to look at your back, I don't like your departure. CB was obviously stunned by ZLH's "remarks", he was stunned at the other end, and muttered: "What a pervert, what a pervert." I listened to ZLH's expression, and my inner sympathy for her spontaneously arose, and I asked ZLH softly: "Then why did you break up with your ex-boyfriend who loves you so much?" Zlh's eyes were a little red at this time, and he said to me in a slightly choked tone: "He died in a car accident." This answer stunned me, and also stunned CB, CB got up with a sense of guilt to add water to ZLH, and I gave CB a color, signaling him to avoid it, CB understood, excused himself to go to the bathroom, and walked out of my office. I waited for ZLH to calm down a bit, and then I asked, "ZLH, can I ask you some privacy questions?" ZLH nodded and said, "Doctor Jiang, just say hello!" ”

"Have you ever been in love again since you lost your boyfriend?" I asked:

"Two years ago, because of my pretentiousness, I indirectly caused the death of my ex-boyfriend in a car accident, so I have not been able to come out of this grief. Although some relatives and friends have introduced me to a few people, and although the conditions are quite good in all aspects, I can't accept them. I've always thought that I've seen through the red dust in my life, and the dust has passed, so I have no plans to get married at all, but once when I was shopping, I stumbled upon a male security guard in a shopping mall who looked like my ex-boyfriend, I didn't know what kind of mentality it was, so I took the initiative to go up and talk, and on that day, I had a ** with the security guard. To tell you the truth, I gave almost all my heart to the security guard at that time, I gave him all my love for my ex-boyfriend, and what happened to him? But I regarded our affairs as a kind of capital to show off regardless of the occasion, and I couldn't stand such pressure, so I chose to leave him. Some time ago, I ran into CB in a bar, and CB is also very similar to my ex-boyfriend. Even in lovemaking, it is very similar, this is far from being matched by the mall security. So I rely on CB a lot, so I don't want him to leave me, every time I see his back leaving me, I suddenly feel empty and lonely. ZLH replied affectionately:

"Is that the reason why you can think that CB is the object of your pursuit?" I asked:

ZLH thought for a while, shook his head and said, "No, CB can just make up for my missing ex-boyfriend, but he can't replace my ex-boyfriend's place in my heart." CB can have a life of his own, but I just wish I could have a ** with him, and I don't want to affect his life. ”

"Do you think it's fair for CB to go on like this?" I asked curiously:

"He shouldn't be at a loss, right? If I really wronged him, I can compensate him, whether it is money or something else, whatever he wants. ZLH replied dismissively:

For such an answer from zlh, I have no other way than to sneer. I tried to ask ZLH if I needed to find a psychologist from the side, and ZLH was obviously very satisfied with the current life, thinking that if I had found a psychologist, I would have found it a long time ago, and now I don't need it! (To be continued.) )