040 half a year later, the end of the world
There is only one description of the second senior brother in "Journey to the West" that is true, and he can eat it!
It's really delicious!
A big bowl of braised elbows, he raised his head, poured the meat into his mouth, and the bowl was empty in the blink of an eye!
Meng Xin trembled with fright. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
He just said, 'It's done,' and that's just talking...... Who knew that the second senior brother would be so upright!
Just do it!
He glanced at the bowl in his hand......
What to do, to do it or not to do it?
If you don't do it, it's too much to say, after all, you mentioned it yourself, and the neighbors in the future, this god is difficult to do!
But if you do it, you won't be able to live, let alone God, you can't even be a human being!
This horizontal and vertical rhythm is the rhythm that wants me to die!
Who said that honest people are easy to get along with, you come here, dry this bowl of meat and then speak......
At this time, the second senior brother shook the mouth of the bowl downward, and said boldly: "I'm dry, Mengxin, you are free!" ”
Feel free to do good!
Feel free to do good!
Meng Xin breathed a sigh of relief!
Thank you, Second Senior Brother, for giving me the opportunity to be a new person.
I will definitely be a good person in the future and never pretend to be forced again.
He was afraid that the second senior brother would give him a bowl of meat again, and he would be really paralyzed.
He lifted the chopsticks, "Second senior brother, don't say anything, let's eat!" ”
……
The food of this meal can be described as the autumn wind sweeping the leaves!
The second senior brother is the autumn wind, he swept a plate with a sigh, and the plate was empty, and he swept the whole table with a sigh, and the table was full of empty plates......
Let me tell you, Mengxin has this expression throughout the whole process: o!
Eat whales!
He had never seen this kind of formation, and the whole person was stunned!
The second senior brother swallowed the last piece of meat, "Mengxin, you can eat it too!" ”
What do I eat, a plate or soil?
Neither!
I'll be full when I eat whales!
Meng Xin suddenly reacted with a very serious question, "Second Senior Brother, is it okay for you to eat meat in such a big piece?" ”
Do you still care about the monastic rules?
The second senior brother said: "It doesn't matter, the master said that when we cultivate our mind, Buddha, and karma, in order to prevent ourselves from going astray, we have set up many rules and precepts to restrict ourselves, but now that the great instrument has been completed, it is time to return to all sentient beings, and when sentient beings eat meat, we will eat meat; If all beings are good, we will be good; When sentient beings are evil, we ...... Prevent sentient beings from doing evil. I am sentient beings, sentient beings are also me, and I progress together with sentient beings - Nam no Amitabha! ”
It turns out that there is still such a statement.
This realm is very high!
At least three or four stories high......
Meng Xin asked again: "Second Senior Brother, is it really okay for you to eat meat like this?" ”
The second senior brother said: "Meng Xin, you just asked this question!" ”
Meng Xin said seriously: "No, no, no, this is different, this time there are more words 'really'...... The problem is much deeper, and you should try to think about it from a deeper perspective, such as the origin of life and the birth of the universe......"
The second senior brother looked confused, I just ate meat, why is it related to the 'origin of life' and the 'birth of the universe'......
He hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Meng Xin, you misunderstood, the origin of life and the birth of the universe have nothing to do with each other, and the Jade Emperor is the participant!" ”
, the Jade Emperor also participated in the origin of life and the birth of the universe?
This big news came unexpectedly!
Frightened, Meng Xin picked up his back pot meat!
That lazy uncle usually looks scrapped, but I didn't expect him to ...... Off topic!
Straight to the point.
Meng Xin organized the words for a while, and then said: "Second Senior Brother, let me tell you, you look at the origin of these meats, and your own origin, do you notice any problems?" ”
Second Senior Brother, you are eating the meat of your kind, maybe it is still related to you, one hundred and eighty generations of insect grandchildren or something......
No kidding, who can say for sure!
The second senior brother thought for a moment, and then said, "There's nothing wrong with this." It was a pig, and it became food; I'm a pig, but I'm alive, and I'm hungry and want food, so I'll eat it -- that's logical. ”
Meng Xin's mouth opened in shock......
Amazing, my second senior brother, your logic is so thorough, I can't find the slightest loophole, and you leave me speechless.
The second senior brother asked Meng Xin again: "Is there anything wrong with this?" ”
"No problem, no problem at all, no problem at all!"
That's what you said......
What more could I have a problem with!
The second senior brother asked again: "Then why did you bring it up?" There are more than 500 words written on it. ”
Meng Xin said: "Oh, I'm just writing and playing, and I'll delete it before it's officially published!" ”
"Then you delete it now!"
"The delete key has been deducted, and I'll delete it when I install it!"
The second senior brother wanted to say something, but Meng Xin hurriedly changed the topic, "Second senior brother, are you full?" ”
The second senior brother said bluntly: "It's still a little close!" ”
Not close......
But Second Senior Brother, the meat you eat is almost heavier than yourself, where are you pretending?
Do you have a dimensional pouch in your stomach?
The second senior brother said, "We can refine food into mana, so we don't occupy our stomachs." Until the mana is replenished, it doesn't matter how much you eat. ”
Oh, and that kind of feature!
I originally thought he was just a primitive rice bucket, but I didn't expect it to be a high-tech 'material energy conversion machine'!
This one is really amazing!
Meng Xin suddenly reacted to something, "Second Senior Brother, are you talking about 'us'?" ”
The second senior brother said: "That's right, all our immortals can be transformed like this!" ”
paralyzed, I thought that only the one in front of me was a bottomless pit, and the thirty people in the family for a long time were also ......
This Nima!
The local tyrants don't dare to be friends with you!
Meng Xin stopped talking, stretched out his hand to beckon the waiter, and said, "The dishes I ordered before have tripled!" ”
The waiter felt the need to remind Meng Xin, "Sir, the dishes in our restaurant are very large, and the ones you ordered are enough for thirty ......" At this time, she glanced at the empty plates on a table, and immediately said, "Oh, double it, right?" ”
Meng Xin nodded, and said, "Remove these empty plates and continue to serve!" ”
It's all on this, of course he has to fill up the second senior brother!
That's right, it's a top-up!
At this time, a call suddenly came in from Mengxin's mobile phone!
He took it out and looked at it, and immediately chuckled, the caller ID was 6 6s!
It's a mother-in-law!
It seems that his mother-in-law knows about his money, otherwise she wouldn't have taken the initiative to call.
As soon as the phone was connected, the mother-in-law asked straight to the point: "Stinky boy, my mother heard that you have made a lot of money, is it true?" ”
Meng Xin smiled and said, "Mother-in-law, which one do you ask?" If the first half of the sentence is true, it must be false, because I don't stink at all. ”
The mother-in-law said: "The old lady didn't expect you to be quite capable, in this case, the old lady has a big matter to hand over to you!" ”
It's a big deal!
Mother-in-law, you actually want to cover up the embarrassment of misestimating my abilities...... 23333!
Meng Xin teased: "How big? Don't look for us if it's not as big as the sky, after all, we are the ones who do big things. ”
The mother-in-law said in a solemn tone: "Don't worry, this matter is bigger than the sky - half a year later, it will be the end of the world!" ”
Meng Xinyan was so frightened that he picked up the waiter next to him!
The waiter was closing the dishes, and he was so frightened that he threw away the plate in his hand!
As soon as the second senior brother looked up, he saw the plate flying towards him, and he was so frightened that he opened his mouth wide and swallowed the plate in one gulp!
When the waiter saw this scene, he hugged Meng Xin tightly in fright!
Meng Xin was hugged by a woman for the first time, and he was so frightened that he almost kicked over the table!
The fork on the table was kicked and flew up, and the frightened second senior brother grabbed it and stuffed it into his mouth!
The waiter saw this scene again, and shrank directly into Meng Xin's arms in fright!
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Be scared endlessly!