Meng Xin saved 100,000 yuan for Tai Bai Xing, and the guy in the province thought he was tricking him! He took out another 20,000 yuan as living expenses, and transferred the rest to his bank card!

When I got out of the bank, the time was exactly five o'clock, and it was almost time for dinner, so Meng Xin decided to go down to the restaurant to have a good meal. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

He couldn't even remember the last time he went to the restaurant.

School cafeterias don't count!

He walked into a high-end Chinese restaurant, and was about to order food, when he thought of the Jade Emperor and other gods...... They should be hungry too, so pack some food and go back later!

Thinking of this, he simply dialed the number of the Jade Emperor!

He can't bring back more than 30 people's meals alone!

After the phone was connected, the Jade Emperor's lazy voice came, "Since Meng Xin's little friend is still alive, he must have survived the disaster of blood and light, congratulations!" ”

Meng Xin didn't feel that there was anything to congratulate here, he only felt happy and afraid!

He uncovered this article and said: "I have made money, and I am going to bring you food back, you can call a fairy to come and get it." ”

With this guy's laziness, it's definitely no fun to expect him to come by himself.

Hearing the money and rice, the Jade Emperor suddenly came to his senses, "Meng Xinxiaoyou is so capable and has made money so quickly, he is really a heavenly soldier and a heavenly general." You wait, I'll let Marshal Tianpeng pick you up. ”

Wori, don't learn from the compliments of mortals as an immortal, okay?

If labor and management are heavenly soldiers and generals, it will not be your little brother!

Aren't you burying labor and capital!

Meng Xin thought for a while and said, "You better change your god, you don't have any special requirements, just look like a person!" ”

With that nerd's height of four meters, he can basically say goodbye to the category of 'human'.

As long as he dares to go out on the street, he will be arrested by the research department as a 'new species' every minute, and even if he is not dissected, he will be locked up in the zoo!

I'll have to save him then......

Isn't that a thing!

The Jade Emperor said: "Don't worry, I will tell Marshal Tianpeng to change into a normal body before going out - Marshal Tianpeng is the most rule-abiding and wants to release the other gods, for fear of causing trouble." ”

Oh, I almost forgot that nerd will change thirty-six times, flies and mosquitoes can change, it's not too simple to become a normal person!

Meng Xin said: "That's okay, but how can he find me?" I said the place, and he doesn't know how to get there, right? ”

The Jade Emperor said, "Tell me where you are, and I will let him come to you along the way!" ”

After a few moments, Meng Xin hung up the phone.

The waiter stepped up and asked with a smile, "Hello sir, are you alone?" ”

Meng Xinyan showed a shocked expression, he hurriedly touched his face and asked, "Am I not like a person now?" What's not like it? ”

Could it be that my human genes have been affected by those immortals?

The waiter wanted to laugh when he heard this, but he felt that it was not very decent, and it was so hard to hold back.

Meng Xin reacted at this time, and asked the number of people......

He was sensitized by the topic just now, and thought that his appearance was also out of the category of 'human', and he almost cried!

The waiter asked, "Are you dining alone?" ”

There is only one man, and God is a little too many!

Thirty of them!

"I want a place for two people, and then pack more than thirty people's meals!"

The waiter was shocked, "More than thirty people?" ”

This is a whale, then I will tell you that it is more than 30 gods, and I will not directly scare you!

He nodded, "Yes!" ”

"No problem, please sit here!"

The waiter skillfully ushered him into a seat, and then handed him the menu!

Meng Xin flipped the menu casually, and then he became paralyzed, good Nima is expensive, a pot of meat costs eighty, are you frying the meat on the second senior brother?

No, if the second senior brother's meat can be cut, I will definitely cut one pound if I give him ten yuan, and I will also give half a pig's ear, do you believe it or not?

Meng Xin felt the urge to get up and leave immediately......

But he thought about it again, this time is different from the past, he has become a local tyrant, he should live the life of a local tyrant, and it is best to let people three meters away feel his pride!

So he said: "Fry ten green peppers for me back to the pot meat, no green peppers, just meat!" ”

After speaking, he glanced at the waiter with an eyebrow!

How's that, do you feel my pride?

The waitress only felt a 'damn retarded' aura, but she couldn't show it, and kept smiling, "Sir, if you don't like to eat green peppers, why don't you consider garlic sprouts or lotus white back pot meat?" ”

Meng Xin pouted disdainfully!

Sample, at a glance, you know that you are from the countryside, you have never seen the world, and you don't even know how to eat local tyrants!

He was about to say no...... Suddenly, there was a thunderclap in the sky outside, and the rainstorm was coming, turning on the summer mode.

He was stunned for a moment, then smiled slightly and said, "It's better with meat on a rainy day!" ”

After saying that, he glanced at the waiter again!

How's that, am I very connotative?

Waiter: "......"

She felt that her ** egg hurt so much, and it hurt from nest to nest.

Smoked by barriers.

Meng Xin said again: "A few more fish-flavored eggplants, not eggplants; There is also mapo tofu, no tofu; Chicken stew with mushrooms, no mushrooms......"

……

After a while, the waiter left with a nest of waste eggs!

You can spell out a nest of eggs when you order a dish, which is unprecedented!

But she didn't care about feeling sorry for her nest of eggs, but silently ordered a stick of incense for the chef, because to make these dishes, she must have to fight a few eggs.

For example, how to make mapo tofu without tofu......

I don't know if 'Mapo' can do it!

Or just chop the 'mapo' and chop it on the back end?

However, where will I catch a wild 'mapo' at this time and a half!

…… Those chefs are really pitiful, they haven't even married yet, and they're going to be ruined by these dishes!

These days, even chefs have become high-risk professions!

She felt that the world was not going to be better.

……

After a while, the dishes were finally served, and the plates were stacked on top of each other......

This is also what Meng Xin commanded!

Because the local tyrant on TV has to set a table for breakfast, he naturally can't be shabby!

After seeing that he couldn't put it down, he said to the waiter: "Don't put it on again, pack the rest!" ”

He didn't start eating immediately, and wanted to wait for the second senior brother to come and eat together.

He is still very righteous.

Meng Xin was worried that the second senior brother would not find a place at first, but it turned out that he was too worried.

A moment later, a cautious figure came in at the door of the restaurant, like a thief, and walked straight towards Meng Xin!

Meng Xin asked tentatively: "Second senior brother?" ”

The second senior brother hurriedly shushed, "Mengxin, you be quiet, don't let outsiders hear, the master won't let me reveal my identity in the mortal world." ”

It's the second senior brother who is not fake!

Meng Xin looked the second senior brother up and down, the current second senior brother is actually a pink and tender little fresh meat, so handsome that he has no friends!

He felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, "Second Senior Brother, we two men are going to sit here, you have become so handsome, don't you make it clear that you want to steal the limelight from me?" ”

This guy looks honest, it turns out that he is such a chicken thief in his bones?

The second senior brother scratched his head embarrassedly, "I don't steal the limelight, this is what I looked like when I was Marshal Tianpeng." I didn't know what had become of it, so I came over like this. ”

Meng Xin looked confused, the second senior brother when Marshal Tianpeng was so handsome?

It's a bit miserable to hack him on TV!

Meng Xin picked up a plate of meat, "Second Senior Brother, I will replace wine with meat, toast you with a bowl, and say sorry to you on behalf of all mankind!" ”

The second senior brother took the bowl, "Why?" ”

"There's no why, I'm sorry anyway - come, we this bowl of meat!"