Lingshan's previous life was quite boring, except for meditation and chanting, and then eating and sleeping; It wasn't until later that the four Tang monks and apprentices came to get the scriptures, and the situation changed......

It is said that on that day, the Buddha gave Tang Seng a problem: if you want to take away the scriptures, you must leave something that the gods and Buddhas like all over the world. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

There are hundreds of gods and Buddhas, how can they love one thing at the same time?

It's hard to do.

Tang Seng looked at the three apprentices: "Disciples, what good plan do you have?" ”

Monk Sha was the first to come forward, "Master, this matter is simple, look at me." After that, he put a bewitching pose in the middle of the hall, and said: "The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, a handsome guy like me, who wouldn't like it, I will stay in Lingshan as a mascot in the future, you give me the scriptures to my master." ”

Mantian Buddha: "......"

And then!

And then...

And then......

Ah, let's do it!

I don't know what to say.

In short, the scene was very bloody and miserable at one point.

Eighteen Arhats, Five Buddhas, Eight Great Bodhisattvas, Four Great Vajras, and ten disciples take turns to fight!

Hit yo!

Punch!

Wow!

Pick up the magic weapon and smash it!

If you come to the palm of God, the demon killer finger, the afterlife fist or something, don't throw away the money!

The blood has flowed from the Daxiong Treasure Hall to the Tongtian River; The old turtle looked at the blood flowing by the river, and thought in his heart that if it was a little more fierce, it would be able to swim to Lingshan by itself.

After the fight, the sand monk directly turned into a puddle of salad dressing!

It's miserable.

The sand monk properly hit the street!

Then the second senior brother added again: "The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, mortals like to eat my meat, why don't I cut two pig ears for you to go to the bar?" ”

The gods and Buddhas all showed interested expressions!

Especially Guanyin Bodhisattva, the old satisfied! - At that time, Guanyin Bodhisattva was still in Lingshan!

So, the second senior brother cut off his ears, marinated them, and cut them into shreds!

It's also miserable!

When the gods and Buddhas ate it, they all smiled happily.

However, there are a lot of perverse dogs in the gods and Buddhas, and they are not particular about doing things, and they say they don't like it after eating, it's not delicious, and they don't have chili noodles or anything......

So, the second senior brother also hit the street!

Only Monkey King remains.

Sun Wukong glanced at the golden hoop stick in his hand, looked reluctant, and scolded the two goods for not being angry: "Two useless goods, such a trivial matter can't be done, and I have to go into battle in person." ”

He scratched his ears and cheeks in a hurry.

I am reluctant to give up.

In the end, he sighed, closed his eyes and thrust the golden rod in front of the Buddha, and said, "That's it, I have known your treasure for a long time; For the sake of the master, I will give it to you. ”

After speaking, he said with another hand: "Hurry up and bring the scriptures, my master is still in a hurry." ”

He also made a bloody investment.

No way!

The master and the scriptures are more important!

Then, the gods and Buddhas all glanced at the stick:

"Golden hoop stick, do you want it?"

"Don't!"

"Don't!"

"What are you doing with it, it's too heavy, and it's hard to burn the fire."

"I don't want it either, it's too ugly."

"It's so ugly that I don't have friends."

"It's ugly."

"I can't believe anyone likes such an ugly stick."

"The aesthetic is really worrying."

"Yes."

"I don't want to send it to me."

"Don't even post it upside down."

"Forty-eight pairs of Zhu Bajie's ears can be barely considered."

Tang Seng: "......"

Looking at Sun Wukong, staring, staring quietly.

Second Senior Brother: "......"

Looking at Sun Wukong, staring, staring quietly.

Monk Sha: "......"

'Looking' at Sun Wukong, staring, staring quietly.

Monkey King: "......"

The scene was very awkward at one point.

Extremely embarrassing.

The embarrassment exploded.

The next moment!

"It's too much to bully monkeys! Bullying monkeys is too much! My grandson fought with you today; Either you die, or my grandson dies. Don't pull my grandson, don't pull ......"

"Senior brother, calm down!"

"Senior brother, don't be like them!"

"Wukong, Hugh is rampant."

Finally, the master and apprentice finally grabbed Sun Wukong and did not cause the disaster of 'making trouble in Lingtian'.

However, the problem remains unresolved.

What to do?

The four masters and apprentices had a deep sense of powerlessness.

At this time, Tang Seng sighed lightly and said, "Hey, there is no way, the poor monk can only take out that thing." ”

The three apprentices suddenly understood something, their faces changed, and they hurriedly hugged each other and dissuaded:

"Master, you can't give it, that's a testimony of the friendship between our master and apprentice."

"Master, how many days and nights has that thing accompanied the four of us and apprentices, I can't give it to them."

"Master, without that kind of thing, we can't go to Lingshan."

"Yes, master, think twice."

"It's a big deal, it's better for my old pig to cut off his nose and give it to them than to give something like that away."

"It's a big deal, my grandson snatched the scriptures."

The three apprentices snorted and cried, and their reluctance was overflowing.

Tang Seng pressed their hands and said resolutely: "Don't say much; That kind of thing is good, but it can only be used to save the world; The teacher's mind has been decided. ”

Seeing this, the gods and Buddhas looked at each other for a while, and they were curious in their hearts.

What is it that is so good?

It makes it so difficult for the four masters and apprentices to give up!

After Tang Seng finished speaking, he went to turn over the salute, and then came out with a cloth bag, which looked quite heavy; He walked to the middle of the hall and threw himself on the floor.

At a glance of the gods and Buddhas, they had never seen this thing, and it was the same.

They all held their breath and asked:

"What is this?"

"What exactly?"

"What kind of baby?"

Tang Seng picked up a few casually and said, "Mahjong!" This thing is called mahjong; Look, this is Hongzhong, this is a chicken, and this is rich. Come on, come on, everyone come here, get closer, and the poor monk will teach you how to play. ”

That's right!

Mahjong was actually invented by Tang Seng!

Otherwise, what do you think mahjong is played by four people?

Why not three or five people?

Just because Tang Seng is a master and apprentice.

On the way to learn the scriptures, there were so many boring days and nights, and the four masters and apprentices all relied on this.

In the end, the Buddha threw a few bundles of scriptures to Tang Seng, and said impatiently like flies: "While going to play, while playing, luck has been ruined by this seat!" …… Oops, this seat is nonsense, self-drawing, all the same, big pairs, close the three families, none of them are allowed to run, hahahaha. ”

……

……

In this way, mahjong has been prevalent in Lingshan until now.

The gods and Buddhas often fight night after night!

The addiction is big.

As soon as the Buddha said to be 'happy', all the Buddhas understood what he meant: this is to pull the table and play mahjong.

However, all the Buddhas don't want to play with the Buddha, and they can't afford to lose, so they have to play Laipi when they lose, and even flip the table, and the cards are bad.

Manjushri hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Buddha, the masters and apprentices of the three Tibetans don't play mahjong now. ”

"Oh? Why? The Buddha asked.

Manjushri said, "Buddha, you have abused them too badly before, and you will be nonsense at one bar, three times at a time; Now when it comes to mahjong, they all have a shadow in their hearts. ”

The Buddha smiled proudly, "Hehe, no way, this seat is very technical." Then he asked, "What are they doing now?" ”

Manjushri said, "I've switched to playing an online game, a game called dota. ”

"Oh? Or is it a Sanskrit game? ”

"No, it's in English...... Well, it's Sanskrit! That's right, proper Sanskrit! The Buddha is high-minded, the Buddha is powerful, and the Buddha is powerful. ”

The Buddha glanced at him, then turned around and said, "Everyone, one is missing three, you have to sign up with the one at this table, and you won't wait." ”

Suddenly, all the Buddhas sat upright and stopped talking.

If the Buddha understood something, his expression became cold, and he said lightly: "Okay, then let's not talk about mahjong." I inspected all parts of Lingshan and found that those flowers, plants, insects and ants were all very dirty, so it was better to clean them up! -- This seat will assign work to you. ”

, here we go again!

When this guy is unhappy, he arranges things for others to do: plucking the feathers of plants, washing the feet of ants, etc.; It's not allowed to use mana yet, it's disgusting.

The Moonlight Bodhisattva used to be the focus of this guy, but now it has changed to all the members of the Heavenly God and Buddha.

What to do?

Do you want to rebel or not?

Sure enough, it's still the other way around, right?

No, it's not a god of flowers!

Just when the Buddhas were fighting fiercely in their hearts, they were suddenly stunned, and they all turned their heads to look east, their eyes showing surprise.

"What a violent demon!"

"Birth of the Demon King!"

"Devil's Legend of the Heavens!"

The Buddha said: "The Oriental world really likes to give birth to this kind of demon, the last Monkey King stirred up the heavenly court and left it behind; It was only a long time before another one came; It's another good show. ”

The Buddhas retracted their gaze and said:

"It's better for us to be in Lingshan, a quiet place outside the world, and there is no trace of demons."

"After all, we have the guidance of the Buddha."

"yes!"

"Buddha is good."

"The Buddha is amazing."

"The Buddha is awesome."

It's become a scene of touting the Buddha again!

The Buddha glanced at them and said, "Don't think that if you say this, you can escape the cleaning, and don't even think about running away." ”

Buddhas: "......"

Sure enough, it's the other way around.

No, no, no.

Buddha, you forced us.

Just when the Buddhas were about to rebel, a shadow suddenly walked in against the wall outside the gate, slightly embarrassed, it was the big sister of the moonlight!

She's been bounced far away, and now she's finally running back!

She raised her jade finger and pointed at the Buddha, and was about to open her mouth to say something, "This girl ......"

At this time, the Buddha flicked the 'Dharma Seal' again, and the big sister of the moonlight didn't say anything, and flew away: the same formula, the same taste.

All the Buddhas were stunned!

Ale?

What's going on?

The Moonlight Girl hasn't died yet, why was she also shot?

Why is that?

The Buddha smiled again, "I just heard that someone wanted to rebel, so I will use this tease to show you, what will happen if you rebel!" - Well, this tease can fly for two hours compared to this wave. ”

Buddhas: "......"

it!

If you flick it and fly for two hours, your brain will hurt out!

This old thief is terrible!

Forget it, whoever loves it will go against it!

Sure enough, it's still not possible to learn from the moonlight girl to die!

We must understand the truth that "if you don't die, you won't die"!

"Buddha, let's play mahjong!"

"Buddha, if you lack one of the three, you will be one missing."

"Buddha, come with us at the table."

Some of them are fast, and they have already pulled the table out.

The Buddha touched his fat chin, "That's it, I suddenly don't want to play mahjong again." Let's also play DOTA, and another day we will abuse Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice and abuse them. "He likes the feeling of abusing Tang monks and apprentices, it's great; Now as soon as he heard that Tang Seng and the others had not played mahjong, his interest was not high.

With that, he stood up, "It's such a happy decision, let's disperse today." ”

Buddhas: "......"

With such an arbitrary and dictatorial Buddha, they are also paralyzed.

The Buddha was about to leave, and someone next to him reminded him, "Buddha, there is no one on duty today." ”

"Who was before or who it was."

The man said, "I have always been a Moonlight Bodhisattva before!" But this time, she bounced it off for you! This is all done by the Moonlight Bodhisattva: he has been resisting, he has been targeted, and he is miserable.

The Buddha thought for a moment, "Then let Manjushri take his place." ”

Hmph, don't think that this seat doesn't understand English, and even lie to this seat, who is on duty if you are not on duty!

Manjushri: "......"

Hey, I'm so tired, I really want to be a dog.

……

"Old thief, this girl didn't play with you! This girl is running away from home! When this girl comes back, she will definitely beat you and beat up all your. ”

Hmph, that 'demonic nature' just now seems to be quite strong, this girl is going to pull it out and make it into a magic weapon to deal with this old thief!

So whew!

Sister Moonlight ran away from home like this.

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At 11.30, there was a power outage at home, and I immediately ran to the Internet café to update.

Good heart.

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