It's a world in the clouds; It's a world of golden light; This is a world full of ancient temples. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

There's a mountain here.

The mountain is full of fairy flowers, spirit grass, pine and ancient cypress; The mountain peak is steep into the clouds, the ancient temple is white feet to the sky, you can pick the stars at the top of the mountain, and you can watch the sunset when you look down.

Here it is: the Western Spirit Mountain! - the territory of the Buddha; The place where the four Tang monks learned the scriptures.

By the way, the indigenous creatures here are powerful and unruly: you'll never be able to look at a caterpillar with four long legs running through the grass! - This is even more grass and mud horses than a group of grass and mud horses galloping by!

At this moment, at the top of the Ling Mountain, on the middle of the Daxiong Treasure Hall, the Buddha's light is stirring; The gods and Buddhas of the heavens were impressively in the ranks, all of them meditated solemnly, motionless, only hearing the sound of Sanskrit!

The highest position is the Buddha, he is more than three feet tall, and his hand pinched the 'Dharma seal', solemn and immense; although he was called a 'fat old man' by the Jade Emperor, he was actually not old, he was a middle-aged man; well, he was a little fat.

The so-called 'Dharma seal' means that the thumb and middle finger are together, and the other fingers are naturally expanded, which is similar to the OK posture!

At this time, the Buddha suddenly sighed long: "It's so boring! While speaking, he kept his right hand still, and his left hand knocked and rubbed on the knee joint: after sitting for a long time, it was quite numb!

As soon as the Buddha spoke, the gods and Buddhas couldn't wait to open their eyes.

That's right, can't wait!

It's as if they have been waiting for this moment since birth.

"Oh, I'll go, I can finally talk."

"It's finally over!"

"My old arms and legs, oh, I'm almost unconscious!"

"Old numb!"

"Don't talk about it, I'm sick of old arthritis."

"Meditate every day, my heart is so stuffy."

"It's all forced by the Buddha!"

"If you don't listen to him, you will be targeted! - This is feudal power, it is tyranny! ”

"Tyrant!"

"I'm so tired, I want to rebel."

"We want to rebel."

The gods and Buddhas are like students who have left class, twisting and turning in their seats, staggering back and forth, and pouring out their dissatisfaction with the class and the teacher.

The Buddha glanced at the audience with his eyes down, and said, "Everyone, what are you talking about?" "He had a 'don't think I didn't hear' look on his face.

The gods and Buddhas are not embarrassed, and it is not a matter of a day or two for them to rebel, but the Buddha is too powerful, and they can't do it combined, so they can only give up.

They didn't dare to continue, for fear of being targeted, and the consequences would be miserable.

The scene fell silent in an instant.

If the Buddha saw that he was shocked by the scene, he showed a hint of pride: Sample, if you want to build this seat, you will wait for another 30 million years!

He said again: "Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've seen all of you from the Eastern Heavenly Court, what have they been doing lately? ”

Manjushri scratched the nest of the next week and said, "They, I passed by some time ago and glanced at it, and they are still eating in the mortal world and waiting for death. "Manjushri is a rough man with a beard and riding a lion!

The Buddha smiled, "Oh, this is very embarrassing!" - The same gods and Buddhas, they should be mixed into such a field, it is really sad and lamentable. ”

"Yes, those immortals in the East are really getting worse and worse."

"It's still good for me to mix with the Western Heavenly God and Buddha!"

"After all, we have the guidance of the Buddha!"

"yes!"

"Buddha is good."

"The Buddha is amazing."

"The Buddha is awesome."

The Buddhas echoed for a while, but their expressions were a little strange; In the end, it simply turned into a scene of touting the Buddha! - No way, if you make this 'old thief' unhappy, you will also be targeted!

The Buddha's face suddenly burst into laughter.

At this time, the Moonlight Bodhisattva pursed his lips and glanced at the Buddha......

——Moonlight Bodhisattva is one of the eight great bodhisattvas, and the same name as Guanyin, Manjushri, and Fuxian. She is a good-looking big sister with long legs and a good figure.

Big Sister Moonlight has one advantage: integrity and not afraid of power!

She is not afraid of power and brutality, and dares to fight; Justice and light dwell in her heart, like a holy fire, burning forever; Her famous life quote is: Don't be cowardly, just do it, and after 18 years, you will be a good man again!

After describing so much, let's talk about the specific performance of her advantages, that is:

I like to die!

That's right, I like to die!

No, she's dead again!

She glanced at the Buddha and said, "Shameless! Aren't you also eating and waiting to die? ”

Oh, that's embarrassing!

The smile on the Buddha's face immediately stiffened, embarrassed!

Then, the Buddha's right hand stretched out the 'Dharma Seal' and flicked it lightly at the forehead of the big sister of the moonlight, and then the big sister of the moonlight said 'ouch', and her body flew out backwards, flew out upside down, flew out upside down......

She kept flying out the door and fell on the steps outside, with a thud!

All the Buddhas felt old and painful when they looked at it.

"Dare to demolish the platform of this seat, I don't want to mix it up. Do you think that the reason why this seat likes to pinch the 'Dharma seal' is because it is convenient to bounce off a tease like you who likes to die. Hehe. "The Buddha withdrew his right hand that kept the 'Dharma Seal' and said with a smile.

At the same time, the gods and Buddhas of the heavens recited a sentence in their hearts: Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight times!

"Moonlight Maiden has died ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight times."

"Ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight times."

"Well, ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight."

"It's 100,000 after two times."

"Three Realms and Six Universes, the Moonlight Girl is really the first person to die."

"The most important thing is that the moonlight girl has commendable courage and is not afraid of death at all; I wouldn't dare, it really hurts. ”

"I was once bounced, had a headache for three days, and was dizzy for ten days!"

"Moonlight Girl is a warrior!"

"Moonlight girl, I respect you as a man."

The next moment, the eldest sister of the moonlight walked in from outside the door with her forehead in her arms, and she looked angry, "It hurts, it hurts!" It's a terrible girl. ”

It must have hurt, after all, people have flown thousands of meters.

Someone had sharp eyes and was frightened: "Ahhh ”

The Buddhas looked at it......

Ouch, swollen a big bag, hanging like a walnut, old scary.

How much it hurts!

Sister Moonlight waved her hand calmly, and comforted the Buddhas: "It's okay, it's okay, this old thief's method is not the first time this girl has tried." Look at this girl, take a breath of moonlight fairy qi and recover immediately. ”

After that, she blew a breath of fairy qi on the jade hand, and then pressed it on her forehead, and sure enough, she instantly returned to a smooth jade-like appearance.

"How? This girl is amazing. Sister Moonlight lifted her bangs to show the Buddhas, and said proudly.

All the Buddhas nodded in amazement!

Moonlight Girl is really good at dealing with this kind of injury!

Well, after all, it's almost 100,000 times.

A good doctor for a long time!

At this time, the cold snort of the Buddha sounded, "You dare to scold the old thief in this seat!" Look for death! "Then the 'Fa Yin 'Seal of Fa' popped up again, and Big Sister Moonlight flew out with an 'ouch' again......

Buddhas: "......"

The forehead that has just been healed is about to hang a walnut again...... Oh, no, this time it seems to have flown quite far, and I didn't hear the sound of falling to the ground, and I saw that it fell to the bottom of the spiritual mountain, at least a small apple should be hung.

But that's okay!

After all, it's good to blow a mouthful of moonlight fairy energy.

Well, that's right, that's how Moonlight Girl is going to die.

"Moonlight Girl is about to achieve the achievement of '100,000 deaths'."

"It's really life and death."

"Do you say, did the Moonlight Girl kill herself first, or did she first understand the truth that 'if you don't die, you won't die'?"

"I think it's the former, the moonlight girl said that she would rebel against the Buddha to the end, she has always been such a good bodhisattva and a good girl who 'don't coax to do it'."

"Well, then...... Let's just call him a dead girl and a dead bodhisattva! ”

"Okay."

"That's a great deal."

After solving the problem of being a dead Bodhisattva, the Buddha blew the non-existent gunpowder smoke on his fingers, and said in a good mood: "Okay, the funny comparison of being dead has disappeared." Everyone, come on, be happy, you have a lot of time anyway. ”

Buddhas: "......"

Is it coming again?

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