On the fifteenth day of the seventh month of the Chinese lunar calendar, the Zhongyuan Festival, commonly known as the Ghost Festival, on this day, the ghost door is wide open, no matter whether there are relatives in the yang world, ghosts can go up to the world to enjoy almsgiving. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

As for whether it's hearsay, I don't know, I don't have time to think about it now, July 15 every year, is the busiest time for me, because I'm the legendary ghost.

My name is Liu Yulin, I am twenty years old this year, a sophomore in college, and I am single, I don't understand why a handsome guy like me can have no love, is it because I am short of money?

Maybe it's because of the lack of water in my five elements, my parents gave me such a name, Yulin, it rained heavily for a long time, and they were not afraid of drowning my little willow tree.

But I can't find anyone to reason with all this, my parents died in an accident when I was young, and I was still ignorant at that time, so I was taken to college by my neighbors.

As for how I got into such a lofty and mysterious profession as a ghost, I am ashamed to say it, and I am also inexplicable, until I met him.

I remember when I was six years old, and my parents had just left me, which is commonly known as the first seven.

Since it was in the city, and I was just a little kid, the neighbors kept everything simple, just put some things they needed at home and left.

Looking at everything in front of me, the picture of my parents looked so unnatural against the white candles, but I was just a kid at the time and didn't understand what it meant, and I would even grab the food with my hands.

I don't know how long later, I fell asleep on my chair and heard someone call me in a daze.

"Linlin, Linlin......"

I couldn't hear the sound of it, but I could feel it, it was my mother.

When I opened my eyes suddenly, the first thing I saw was the smiling faces of my parents, but how awkward I looked, the smile was very weird.

I looked around and saw that the previous scene had changed drastically, all the pictures and candles were gone, and the home was the same as usual.

I rubbed my eyes in confusion and asked timidly, "Mom?" Father? ”

At this time, I still couldn't believe what was in front of me, although I was still young, it didn't mean that I lacked eyes, I even thought I was dreaming.

The mother smiled lovingly, opened her hands and said, "Linlin, you are sleeping so dazed, why don't you even know your parents?" ”

Dad also said on the side: "Linlin, hurry up, we are going to the park to play today." ”

Childhood is innocent and innocent, as soon as I talk about going to the park to play, my ears stand up at that time, and I salute decently: "Obey, hahaha, go to the park to play!" ”

Mom and Dad laughed when I saw me dancing, but I didn't notice that they were laughing so weirdly.

Just as I was about to embrace my mother's arms, a thunderous sound rang in my ears.

"Okay, you lonely ghost, dare to spread wild in this place, watch the lock!"

As the sound faded, my eyes changed, and the space felt distorted, and the room returned to its original state.

I swallowed, trembling with what I saw, almost not peeing.

Mom and Dad's appearance gradually blurred, replaced by a dark face with black blood on the seven orifices, half of the tongue licked, the mutilated face still smiling at me.

To be honest, I didn't fight at all, I rolled my eyes and fainted directly.

I don't know how long it took, but I gradually woke up.

The room is still the same as before, it hasn't changed, even the candles haven't been extinguished.

At this time, a voice came to my ears that I will never forget.

"Boy, I really don't know if you're lucky or unlucky."

I looked around in a panic and saw that there was nothing unusual, and the voice continued: "Boy, I'm glad I met me, it's your fate, but ...... Well, when you reach the age of eighteen, I'll come to you. ”

As soon as the words fell, I only felt a cold wind blowing around me, and I couldn't help but shiver, to be honest, I was already scared stupid, and I just muttered to myself calling my parents.

At this moment, there was a loud bang, and the door of the house was kicked open.

Aunt Niu next door pinched Uncle Niu's ear with one hand, and scolded and scolded: "Wang Ba Lamb, Lao Liu and his wife have only been gone for a few days, let you see a child, you dare to give the old lady a number, see how the old lady cleans you up!" ”

Seeing that I was scared, Aunt Niu let go of Uncle Niu's ears and hugged me.

"Linlin, this kid's life is hard, hey......"

Maybe I was too tired, and when I saw someone I was familiar with, the pressure suddenly decreased, so I fell asleep in Aunt Niu's arms full of the smell of meat.

Oh yes, Aunt Niu's family sells pork, and thanks to Aunt Niu's family, I am where I am today.

The next thing seems to be logical, although I am someone else's child, but Aunt Niu's family doesn't see it that way, and it's better for me than my own child.

But I seem to have been stimulated by something.,I've always been a good baby.,I've been a little irritable since the first seven incident.,Fights and fights have never been interrupted since childhood.。

Of course, I have always considered myself a good example for the heavens, such as the bullying of the second grade in the third grade, and the robbery of money at the school gate, which was basically cleaned up by me.

Of course, I often appear in front of everyone with a blue nose and swollen face.

There is a good saying that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, and because of this, my fist is getting harder and harder day by day.

Spring comes and goes, the summer solstice travels eastward, time passes day by day, and in a blink of an eye, I am eighteen years old.

The meeting with this man at that time was something I will never forget, although he left me very quickly.

The place where we met was pee, the graveyard, and he said he liked the feeling.

For this kind of person with special hobbies, I have always hid as far as I can, but I can't hide from this person.

It wasn't until one day when we were really separated that I realized that some people were obviously important in their hearts, but they would only understand it at the last moment.

This person...... Forehead...... Let's just count him as a human, but in fact, he is a ghost in the underworld, and he happened to be in charge of bringing my parents back to their souls that day, so he also happened to save me.

His name is Liu Liuliu, his age is unknown, he is not tall, and a handful of wool mustache hangs on his round face very funny.

According to what he said, I was taken advantage of by a lonely ghost that day, and I almost whimpered, that is, he was such a kind ghost who was willing to come to the rescue.

But later I learned that it was my parents who were willing to show my filial piety, so he was willing to save me, and I sneered at him when I knew the truth.

But I can be regarded as my savior, knowing that my parents have been reincarnated as humans, I also let go of the knots in my heart, who knows that at this time, Liu Liuliu smiled at me with bad intentions.

"Yulin, let's not mention the past, I said that I will come to you when you are eighteen years old......"

I rolled my eyes, knowing in my heart that nothing good was going to happen now.

"What do you want to do?"

"It stands to reason that seeing ghosts is a dead end, do you know why I left you until now?"

I understand the allusion of the Yin soldier borrowing the road, is he going to take me away now?

"Why?"

My calves and stomach are out of my way, and it's so exciting to talk about such extreme issues in the graveyard.

Just when I was about to give him a brick, Liu Liuliu said, "Don't think about ...... rough."

I smiled wryly and looked at him as if I was curious.

"Time flies so fast, you're so old in the blink of an eye, hey, if it weren't for the fact that you look like my little grandson, you really look like your parents, and I would have looked at it? Is it true that the ghosts of our underworld are so unorganized and undisciplined? ”

I looked at the memories on his face, I didn't know what to say, he said that I was like his grandson, and I could only endure it, according to his age, I didn't know if I took advantage of it.

"Then ......," I wanted to say and stopped.

Liu Liuliu glanced at me, his eyes were full of love, and said, "Don't worry, since I saved you, how could I harm you." ”

I let out a sneaky sigh of relief.

"But ......"

Hearing this, my ears stood up again, and I scolded in my heart: "Damn, you can't finish it in one go." ”

"But when I saw the Yin soldiers borrowing the way, the rule of the underworld is not to leave a living mouth, and your matter has been discovered."

At this time, my heart is in my throat, what is this trouble? Are you too idle to scare me to play?

"Fortunately, I got through the relationship and made you a ghost."

"Thank you...... What the? Am I a ghost? Are you short of people in your prefecture? ”

As soon as the words came out, I felt that something was wrong, birth, old age, sickness and death, people have to pass through the station of the underworld in this life, even if there is no shortage of people, I will go there sooner or later.

Liu Liuliu looked at me with a confused look and said, "Don't be dissatisfied, my leader only promises to do the rest, and you will do the rest." ”

I pointed to my nose inexplicably and said, "Me? ”

"Nonsense, I'm dredging the relationship for you, is it possible to pay Lao Tzu back his own money? Besides, Lao Tzu got you a regular job, not a temporary job! ”

Needless to say, the first time I met Liu Liuliu, in addition to getting a "decent" job, it was to go to the "Wang Blind Funeral" outside the city to spend half a year's savings, 998......

It is said that this is the designated store of the prefecture and us, and it can also be responsible for after-sales service......

Liu Liuliu didn't fool me, and after I burned the well-known products with African black girls, I became a ghost in the underworld with honor.