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Liu Liuliu's work is also affordable, until the first time I came to the ghost gate, I didn't know that I was still a figure in the underworld, in professional terms, I was a civil servant who was officially on the staff.

But if you follow Liu Liuliu's words, then the awesome will be blown up, my identity is similar to a criminal police officer in the world, but not ordinary people can be it.

I just listened to it and had fun, I didn't take it seriously, this old guy knew that he had more contact, he ran the train all day long, and the Yama King of the Ten Halls and the Bodhisattva of the Earth had a relationship with him, and the corners of my mouth couldn't help twitching when I thought of this, and my eyes were tearful and speechless looking at the sky, Lao Tzu's 998......

Don't care about those, just live on this day a year, and I'm happy to be idle, although I forgot to ask about the treatment at the beginning, but since I can save my life, don't think about it so much.

It's summer vacation, but it's a dispensable vacation for me, it's a local university, and every day is a holiday, you know......

Lying in bed and looking at the starry sky boringly, it seems that the whole world has become beautiful.

Just then, the phone rang.

I looked at the clock, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, and it is estimated that there is only one person looking for me at this point, Niu Fat.

Niu Fatzi, whose real name is Niu Dali, is as his name suggests, with brute force, plus the weight of two hundred and five, he shaves his head all day long, and anyone who sees it will be avoided.

But he is also my best friend, it can be said that he is not a brother but better than a brother, he is the son of Aunt Niu who has taken me in since childhood.

is the same age as me, and since I was a child, I have been my right-hand man, and I have beaten all the ruffians in and out of school.

But this kid couldn't bear the loneliness of going to school, so he dropped out of school and opened a barbecue, in his words, the people take food as the sky, who can not eat?

I can only sigh speechlessly, I have also thought about the days of three small barbecues a day with a big gold chain and a small watch, but I have money in my pocket, right?

Fortunately, I also have a relationship with him in open crotch pants, and I haven't spent a dime on his mixed rice so far.

In fact, I don't take advantage of him, every day when I'm fine, I will help him look at the stall, and the mixed rice is just piggybacking.

"Brother Lin, come over and have a drink?"

As soon as I heard it, I knew that this kid probably had a crush on someone's girl, otherwise how could his voice be so silvery?

"Got it, I'll go in a minute."

I've always been so cooperative with everyone, who understands lonely people? It happened that I was hungry again.

The cow fat man's stall was not far from home, just across two roads, and I walked leisurely over it.

When I arrived at the place, I was a little uneasy.

The fat man didn't even grill skewers shirtless today, and his casual and shy expression was really underwhelming.

But across from him was a beautiful sight, oh no, two.

One of them I've seen is Shu Qing, the school flower of our school, with that line, that look, and that expression...... Well, it's crooked, in short, Shu Qing is the goddess of all men in our University of Science and Technology, and the enemy of all women.

The other one is not bad, the small and delicate appearance makes people look pitiful, but why did these two sit with the fat cow?

Seeing the fat cow call me to sit down, I quickly lowered my head and tidied up my clothes, his grandmother's fat cow, Lao Tzu thought he was here to drink and skewers, wearing a vest and pants and big slippers, can you be a little more sloppy?

Seeing that I was sitting still, Niu Fatzi's fan-like big hand patted me on the shoulder and said, "Xiaoya, Shu Qing, this is my good buddy, Liu Yulin." ”

Ignoring the image problem, I snorted and said with a smile: "How ...... you guys"

After that, I didn't know what to say.,Don't look at the usual time I always think I'm chic.,That's when I didn't meet the real character.,To be honest.,When facing the goddess.,,I also wilted.,After all, there's no experience.。

Smiling awkwardly, the fat man opened the conversation.

"Brother Lin, Xiaoya and Shu Qing are also from your school, fate!"

I secretly despised the fat man, and reluctantly cooperated: "Ah, haha, it turns out that we are still classmates, what a coincidence." ”

Shu Qing and Xiao Ya nodded and smiled lightly.

The fat man came to my side and whispered to me, "Brother Lin, what do you think of Xiaoya?" ”

I glanced at him and said angrily: "Your grandmother's is a good person, but you should tell Lao Tzu damn it, you see that Lao Tzu is like a coolie now." ”

The fat man touched his head embarrassedly, but I could tell that this kid had fallen in love.

At this time, I suddenly felt a tightness in the air around me, not that kind of ghost, the dignified ghost is here to skewer, no lonely ghost does not have long eyes and dares to come here to talk nonsense.

"You're Niu Dali?"

The voice was very arrogant, and it made me feel the urge to beat him up.

When the fat man heard this, he looked back, and his face became a little unnatural.

Xiaoya and Shu Qing are girls after all, so they stood up and hid behind us.

Buddy was found wrong, how can I, as a brother, watch the excitement, that's not my character, I unconsciously picked up the beer bottle in my hand, ready to fight at any time.

The fat man pulled me and whispered to me: "Brother Lin, when I came back from loading the goods during the day, I happened to see this bully Xiaoya and Shu Qing and let me beat them up, but I didn't expect to find them so quickly." ”

I wiped it, the hero saves the beauty, no wonder the three people who can't beat the eight poles can sit together, Sensei said, they are all brothers, I am also honored that the fat man did such a thing, I have been like this since I was a child, can I still lose face in front of the goddess?

"What's the matter? This rascal didn't take it, and his heart was on fire? ”

Hongguoguo's contempt struck their momentum from my disdainful tone and contemptuous eyes, and the great man said well, strategically contempt for the enemy.

But I still remember the second half of the sentence, in terms of tactics, we must pay attention to the enemy, yes, at this time I must pay attention to the next tactical issues, after all, now it is me and Niu Fat Man with two oil bottles, but the other party is a dozen strong men with benefits.

If it were usual, Lao Tzu's wine bottle would have passed a long time ago, but not now, I'll think about how to get them with grace, after all, the goddess is behind me, I can't let her think that I'm a reckless man who can only do things.

As soon as the other party heard what I said, he was anxious.

The kid who spoke was still wrapped in a bandage on his head, and it could be seen that the fat cow fully let him know why the flowers were so red during the day.

"Who the are you, little birty?"

I rub, what do I see? This bastard actually pulled out a short knife from behind his waist, this is a matter of life.

But the soldier can be killed and not humiliated, scolding me like this in front of the goddess, I can't be a man anymore? How will you mix in the world in the future? How can you brag when you go to the underworld?

Don't let me know that there are many ghosts in the onlookers now, their time has not yet come, and I can't do anything about them, in case I am cowardly now, they will go to the underworld for a blind meal, and I will be shameless?

Thinking of this, I stepped on the stool, and the bottle in my hand suddenly smashed on the young man's bandaged head, and everyone was dumbfounded when I heard a crisp sound of "pop".

The bandaged young man covered his head and screamed, and the short knife in his hand fell to the ground with a "clang".

Taking advantage of their stunned efforts, I shouted: "Fat cow, look at the chicken feathers, go on!" ”

After saying this, I know that Lao Tzu's reputation in this life is ruined, and I don't know what the goddess will think of me, but for the sake of my brother, it's worth it!

A sudden battle made a mess of what had been a little heartwarming scene, but I had only one thought in my mind, and that was fighting.

Delay Lao Tzu's appreciation of beauties, are you the end of your life......