Chapter 120: It rains during the Qingming Festival
Finally, at a traffic light intersection, I caught up with Uncle Zheng's car. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć infoAlthough I managed to get into the car, I didn't feel good about it. There are four masters of ghosts in this car, young and old, who can fly and move instantly, why didn't anyone come down to pick me up? Just let me run after me like that, how can they bear it?
To this, they gave a rather hateful answer, without me, the car would not be so crowded. And, it was agreed that I should be kicked out of the car and continue to run after me. In this way, although I have suffered a lot, I can be happy with a carload of people, and I have to applaud my fearless spirit, which is simply a group of ghosts with no human taste. Alas...... They're ghosts, so there's no such thing as a human touch. Not to mention ghosts, but people, and there are a few of them.
Uncle Zheng drove the car on the highway, it is said that he is going to go to the grave of his wife, and the Qingming Festival is coming, which is a custom. So the question is, Qingming Festival is a day for the dead to be graved, and it is inevitable to burn some paper money, something like that. But can we receive these things that they burned? As a new ghost, I naturally can't answer this question. But it doesn't matter, we have a senior old ghost, a master of brain holes, and now, let's ask him about whether we can receive the paper money burned.
"Hello, Master of Brain Holes, what do you think about burning paper on the Qingming Festival? Can the ghost receive the paper money that was burned and keep it for himself? As a veteran ghost, please answer the above questions. I pretended to be a reporter, clenched my hand into a hollow fist, and handed it to the brain.
"Xiaohong, you cut him for me, cut him to death. Just him, he calls me all day long, and now even Miss Lin Wan is called like that. cut him, and when he was willing to change his words, he spared him. "Instead of answering my questions, Brain Hole hooked people to beat me. What is this system? Don't you take this reporter seriously?
"Senior sister...... Don't beat me, if I can't change my words in the future, then I can't call Master in the future? The point is, I don't know his name either, huh? "This car is crowded with ghosts, Lu Hongling can still free up her hands to beat me, she really deserves to be the ninety-eighth talent in the ghost world.
"I don't know what my name is? I've already introduced myself to you early in the morning, and I'm going to cut him. "The brain hole is very wrong today, he wasn't like this before, even if he didn't answer the question, he wouldn't let Lu Hongling beat me directly. He must have eaten the wrong thing today. I see, he's not eating well for breakfast.
"Master, wow, your name is hard to remember...... "I let out a wail as I was being beaten.
"Why is it hard to remember? Why is it hard to remember? "It's very uncomfortable.
"I think it's easier to remember the brain holes." I still like the term "brain hole".
"No, today I have to educate you, a guy who doesn't know how to respect teachers." The brain hole is determined to punish me.
"But...... But...... The author said, your name is not easy to type, and he doesn't like words that are difficult to type. "There's no way, when things get to this point, I can only drag the author into the water. The thing was originally because he was lazy and didn't want to type those two words.
"You're stupid, no, the author is stupid? These two are not easy to fight, so you can replace them with a hui. Or Yifei can also ......" Chen Xiaodong leaned into my ear and whispered to me.
"Isn't that right? Yihui is a cartoon, Yifei is a woman...... "I also whispered back to Xiaodong."
"It doesn't matter, that's what we usually call him, and after watching that cartoon, he was renamed Ikki. Later, after watching that TV series, we felt that Yifei was better...... "Chen Xiaodong betrayed Master like this, should I report her?"
"You're going to report me again? Am I not doing it for your good? Senior sister, you should continue to beat him. Chen Xiaodong was angry.
"Okay, okay, I'll call him Master Yifei in the future. Don't beat me, senior sister ...... "I begged for mercy, it's so crowded, and it hurts so much to beat someone."
"What Master Yifei? It's going to be called Master Yiyi! "Why is the brain hole so hypocritical? He's not a slut.
"Yes...... Master Yi Hui ...... "I said casually. Not to mention, the word Yihui is really much easier to play.
"Well, that's pretty much it." Brain Hole is still quite satisfied with the title of Yi Hui, at least, it sounds like nothing is wrong.
"Master Yihui, it's time for you to make a response to the question of whether paper money is useful to us." My question hasn't been answered, so how can I give up?
"It's inconvenient to answer." The brain hole is also on the score.
"Why is it inconvenient to answer? Yes, no, no, how can it be inconvenient to answer? I asked.
"Xiaohong, why don't you know any politeness when you beat him up for me?" Brain Hole must be sick today, and he always asks people to beat me.
"Master, I borrowed it, next time I will definitely pay attention to the way I speak, and please tell me one or two, why is it inconvenient to answer?" Before Lu Hongling's delicate fist hit me, I admitted my mistake.
"This matter, if it is answered. It's going to affect someone else's business, in that case...... But it's not good. "When I say that, I seem to understand something.
"Master, don't you think burning paper will pollute the environment? And it is easy to cause fires. "I like to get to the bottom of things.
"What's this? Do you think they are doing less to pollute the environment? Those who understand will naturally understand, and those who don't understand will not understand no matter what they say, this is a law and cannot be forced. You can't ask for a cow to understand your piano. "The brain hole closed his eyes, is he going to sleep, or can't bear to look at this ignorant world?
"Master, you're going to sleep?" I've got to figure out why he closed his eyes.
"Well, for the teacher, you have to sleep for a while, you don't talk anymore. Otherwise, Xiaohong, Xiaodong Xiaowan, you can cut him together. "I didn't open my eyes, and I was given a big trick directly.
What's there? If you don't say it, don't say it? As if they had to talk to him. I looked at Lu Hongling, and she stretched out her fist with me. I looked at Chen Xiaodong, and she glanced at me. I looked at Feng Linwan, and she didn't know if she was really asleep or fake. I looked at Uncle Zheng again...... Well, he can't see me. Shall I show up and talk to him? Will he just drive the car under the bridge and die with me? Forget it, I'll sleep honestly. Sitting in the car and not sleeping is such an unscientific thing.
When I woke up, the car was parked near a cemetery. Rich people, you can afford to buy a tomb. I can't even afford a house. Eh...... By the way, how is my physical body now? It's not going to be sent to the lab for experiments, is it? Being touched by a bunch of beautiful little nurses, ouch~ I feel shy when I think about it...... (To be continued.) )