Qiao Xiaofan is a very ordinary person, he can't achieve excellent results while watching anime, reading novels, and playing games every day like some geniuses. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Therefore, he cheated his father in the high school entrance examination.

"Dad, the results of the high school entrance examination are out, four hundred and five." Qiao Xiaofan looked at the admission score lines of each high school: 607 in the first middle school, 591 in the second middle school, 563 in Fengming, and 562 in the experiment......

The worst high school, the admission score is also 530, with Qiao Xiaofan's grades, it is obvious that he can't get in.

"I know that you kid doesn't study well." Listening to Old Qiaole's voice from the microphone, "Choose a school to experiment, your father and your brother were both tested from there." ”

"Oh."

Qiao Xiaofan hung up the phone, closed the webpage for checking the results, and then read the online novel. The online novel that Qiao Xiaofan is reading now, called "Panlong", is the fourth book written by Big Tomato, which is very good.

"Tomato, come on, I'll give you one in the fifth watch!"

Qiao Xiaofan swiped a comment in the comment area and looked at the balance of the mobile phone bound to the bank card: 1,556.00. This is Qiao Xiaofan's living expenses for two months during the summer vacation.

"Goo~"

The voice of hunger came.

Qiao Xiaofan touched his stomach, turned around and walked to the kitchen, after more than ten seconds of glancing, Qiao Xiaofan finally remembered that he had eaten all the food stored at home and needed to go to the supermarket to purchase.

"Hey...... It's really troublesome to get out again. Qiao Xiaofan, a dead house boy, said that going out is the biggest natural enemy of an otaku, "There is no sister to accompany him, there is no signing meeting of big tomatoes, and there is not even a good exhibition, what are you doing when you go out!" If only there was a convenient takeout. ”

Qiao Xiaofan didn't expect that this idea would be realized a few years later. But now, he has to leave his home to buy food.

Walking to the nearest large supermarket, Qiao Xiaofan first carried a box of Master Kong's braised beef noodles, and then took a few buckets of four-liter Nongfu Spring, and shipped them home after checkout.

When he went out of the supermarket, he saw that not far from the supermarket, there was a man who seemed to have been struck by lightning, charred black, lying half-dead on the ground.

As soon as his nose smelled, Qiao Xiaofan, who had burned rice many times, said that the person's body was really burnt, not pretending.

Qiao Xiaofan glanced at the man strangely, and the thought of 'how could someone be struck like this by lightning in broad daylight' flashed in his mind, and then the grain and grass he bought for the first time were transported home.

……

An hour later, the supermarket and his home transported grain and grass back and forth six times, and Qiao Xiaofan, who felt that he had stored enough grain for two months, said that he could finally rest assured.

"Hey, why is this person still lying here and no one cares?"

Qiao Xiaofan, who only bought a bag of snacks for the seventh purchase, looked at the person and walked over strangely.

"Thief God! I hate you, I hate you! …… Azhu, I really like you, I didn't lie to you, really. ”

Qiao Xiaofan listened for a long time, and found that this person seemed to be a nervous disorder, scolding God for a while, confessing to a girl named Ah Zhu for a while, and from time to time he clenched his fists and pounded the ground twice, slamming the ground.

Even from a distance of half a meter, Qiao Xiaofan could feel the ground tremble.

"This strength, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like you're dying, no wonder no one cares."

Qiao Xiaofan looked carefully and found that the person in front of him and the beggar were just a sign with a tragic story written on it and a potholed rice bowl.

"Hey, don't make a fuss, isn't it just a broken love, I haven't been in love yet." Qiao Xiaofan said: "A fifteen-year-old virgin who hasn't even touched his sister's hand a few times is in front of you, what else do you have to grieve?" ”

The man slammed his hand on the ground and glanced at Qiao Xiaofan with disdain, "Fifteen years is an egg?" It's been more than 800 years! ”

Get! It's a madman.

Qiao Xiaofan rolled his eyes, "Okay, okay, you cow, you've been a bachelor for eight hundred years, okay?" ”

Qiao Xiaofan squatted down, took out a lollipop from the bag, and handed it to the man, "Come on, come on, blame Shu Xiao, eat a candy to suppress the shock." In other words, how did you do this, if you fall out of love, you will fall out of love, how can you make it like being struck by lightning? ”

The man took the candy and just licked it for less than two bites, and as soon as he heard Qiao Xiaofan's question, tears immediately flowed, "If I confess successfully, will I be struck by lightning?" ”

The thunderbolt begins to tell his tragic story.

"I am Situ Kong, the 67th generation single disciple of the Illusory Sea Vientiane Sect, it turned out that I was not from this world, and I was slashed here by the Heavenly Tribulation. As for why I was struck by lightning, it was because of the miraculous exercise "Illusion Heart Sutra" practiced by our Illusory Sea Vientiane Sect. This is a very magical exercise. ”

Strange Shu Xiao's spirit was shocked, and he began to brag about himself.

"The cultivation of other exercises requires going through many difficulties, snatching all kinds of genius treasures, fighting and killing, which is extremely dangerous. And "Phantom Heart Sutra" does not. ”

Speaking of this, Qiao Xiaofan asked cooperatively, "Why don't you use the Illusion Heart Sutra?" ”

Strange Shu Huang smiled, "Do you know what illusion is?" Without waiting for Qiao Xiaofan to reply, he said to himself: "The so-called illusion is to deceive, deceive eyes, deceive ears, deceive thoughts, and even deceive everything!" ”

"Deceiving one is a crime, deceiving the world is a shackle, and deceiving the world is a fantasy immortal. This is the true meaning of my Illusory Sea Vientiane Sect's cultivation! ”

Strange Shu said loudly: "As long as you can deceive, your cultivation will continue to rise, until finally, you will deceive the heavens and the earth, and ascend to immortal!" ”

"Then why didn't you get promoted?" Qiao Xiaofan asked curiously.

Wei Shu's face froze, and he said with grief and indignation: "In order to prevent myself from losing myself in deception, I told my beloved everything about me, Ah Zhu. The day before the ascension, I finally made up my mind to confess to him. But who would have thought that because I had deceived too many people, she would no longer believe what I said. mistakenly thought that I had lost the last moral bottom line, deceived her with feelings, and cut off her relationship with me. ”

"I was hit by this, my mind was lost, the operation of the "Illusion Heart Sutra" leaked out of the gap, and was detected by heaven and earth, and the heavenly tribulation that had been deceived came again, and finally ......"

Wei Shu Huang pointed to his charred black self and burst into tears, "Although I was lucky enough to survive under the catastrophe, I can only survive for two months at most, especially ......" He turned his head to look at the crowd inside and outside the supermarket, "This world is very different from the world I live in, with my appearance, I can't fool people at all." ”

Qiao Xiaofan asked curiously, "Can you ask how many people you have deceived?" ”

Strange Shu Xiao's face bloomed with confidence, "In my cultivation career of more than eight hundred years old, there are 109,647 people who have been deceived!" Among them, there are many proud sons of heaven with extraordinary qualifications and strong strength. ”

"Cut~" Qiao Xiaofan said disdainfully: "I have deceived less than 110,000 people in more than 800 years, what is there to be proud of?" ”