Qiao Xiaofan has a reason to say this: Don't look at Qiao Xiaofan's young age, but Qiao Xiaofan has deceived more than 100,000 people. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

It was an essay contest in elementary school, and Qiao Xiaofan's essay was selected as the first in the class, the first in the grade, the first in the school, and finally the first in the city. According to incomplete statistics, there are conservative estimates of more than 100,000 people who know about it.

But!

The composition of that time was actually not written by Qiao Xiaofan, but by his father, an old Qiao classmate who likes to travel and collect style, and who calls himself 'writing' for several months when he goes out.

"By the way, you have only deceived more than 100,000 people in 800 years, you can't deceive one person alone, right?" Qiao Xiaofan looked at Situ Kong suspiciously.

Strange Shu Situ Kong said at the moment: "Otherwise, it's not!" Occasionally I trick a group of people! A person cheats alone, and he wants to cheat more than 100,000 yuan in 800 years, how can it be enough? ”

"Dare to ask how much this group means?"

"Three or five, seventeen or eighteen."

Qiao Xiaofan's eyes were disdainful, and he pointed to the big screen in the supermarket and said, "Do you know what it is?" ”

Situ Kong looked up at the big screen. An ad is playing on the screen. In the advertisement, a motorcycle is speeding forward, flying over a canyon of more than ten meters, landing safely, and braking gracefully.

"What's it?" Situ Kong asked.

"Advertising." Qiao Xiaofan said: "A kind of bragging and deception. In reality, a motorcycle simply can't do what it does. ”

In an instant, Situ Kong's eyes changed to disdain, "Although exaggeration is also a kind of deception, it is too pediatric. Let me tell you this, for the cultivation of the "Illusion Heart Sutra", an exaggerated thing, even if a hundred people believe it, it is not as effective as really deceiving one person. ”

"What if 10 million people believe it?" Qiao Xiaofan smiled, "This advertisement was bought on many star satellite TVs, and all the flower families can see it." It is conservatively estimated that the viewing rate of this advertisement every day is no less than 10 million people. ”

After Qiao Xiaofan finished speaking, he was instantly stunned when he saw Situ Kong, and a strange flush surfaced on his face that was scorched by the Heavenly Tribulation. After a few seconds, just a pop! Situ Kong spat out a mouthful of blood and fainted.

……

Qiao Xiaofan's home.

"Why is there such a world?"

Since waking up again, Situ Kong has been repeating these words in his mouth, looking very sluggish.

After a long time, Situ Kong came back to his senses, looked at Qiao Xiaofan sitting in front of the computer, and said, "Let me ask you, if you were asked to deceive people, what would you do?" ”

"Write novels, draw comics, act in movies, and be a leader." Qiao Xiaofan said indifferently: "There is a way that it is difficult to deceive one person, it is simple to deceive many people, and the higher the status, the easier it is to deceive people." And ......"

Qiao Xiaofan smashed his mouth and said: "Sometimes even if everyone knows that this is a lie, some people are willing to believe it. Qiao Xiaofan pointed to "Panlong" on the screen, "Take this novel, readers know that the world constructed in the novel is false, but they are still willing to believe, willing to indulge, and willing to have emotional changes for the joys, sorrows, and sorrows of the protagonist of the novel." ”

"Therefore, the highest level of a liar is not to see how many people he has deceived, but how many people beg him to deceive." Qiao Xiaofan swiped the comment area, watching his comment to the leader of the alliance being held high, and sighed with fans' love for big tomatoes.

Situ Kong was sluggish again.

"Let people beg to cheat?" His eyes became brighter and brighter, and the confusion in his eyes gradually dissipated, "Boy, you are a talent, are you willing to inherit my mantle?" ”

"I don't want to."

Qiao Xiaofan was lazy, his fingers constantly clicking on the mouse.

"If you don't want to, you have to be willing!" On Situ Kong's body, the unfathomable and undeniable coercion emanated, and the momentum of the master of the Tribulation Period instantly permeated this sixty-seven-square-meter school district room.

A pair of big hands caressed Qiao Xiaofan's body, and after some pinching, the owner of the big hand stood with his hands in his hands, bowed his head and groaned, "The roots and bones are ordinary, the qualifications are ordinary, if it is in my original world, such a person wants to cultivate immortals, it is undoubtedly a fool's dream, but ...... here"

Two gleams instantly appeared in Situ Kong's eyes, "I want to see how long such an ordinary young man can walk on the cultivation path!" ”

"Phantom Sea Vientiane Bead!"

Situ Kong shouted, and a bead that radiated a bright light emerged from his body. Situ Kong stretched out his hand to grab the bead, and with a big hand press, the bead instantly merged into Qiao Xiaofan's body.

Immediately afterward, a feeling came that the body was going to be torn apart.

Qiao Xiaofan shouted loudly, the pain of his body tearing made his eyes widen, and his hands involuntarily wanted to scratch his body and take out the beads.

"Stop struggling." Situ Kong grinned at the corner of his mouth, "When you listen to a liar, you must be prepared to be deceived. ”

Situ Kong waved his sleeves, looked at Qiao Xiaofan, who was floating in the air and constantly struggling under the effect of the illusory sea, stood with his hands in his hands, and said indifferently: "It's just that I don't cheat money or sex, I just cheat my life." ”

"Lie to your own life." A touch of sadness in Situ Kong's eyes was fleeting, after the catastrophe, the time that Situ Kong could survive was not two months, but two hours. If no one pays attention to him during this period, Situ Kong will choose to blow himself up and die with the unscrupulous mortals in the area.

If the person who is aware of his heart is not right, Situ Kong will kill that person.

Situ Kong looked at Qiao Xiaofan, and after several tests, he chose to hand over the inheritance of the Illusory Sea Vientiane Sect to this ordinary young man.

"Boy, come on!"

With a sigh of emotion, Situ Kong's body turned into powder and drifted away with the wind.

Qiao Xiaofan had already fainted in the tearing of his body.

……

I don't know how long it took, Qiao Xiaofan woke up from a coma with a crying and laughing expression on his face.

For a long time, a voice of "Master, go all the way" kept wandering in this 67-square-meter school district room.

A month has passed in the blink of an eye.

Qiao Xiaofan found that since his body was integrated into the Illusory Sea Vientiane Bead, his meal volume had increased a lot, and his height was also rising.

Qiao Xiaofan looked at himself in the mirror, his pants were a little shorter, he measured his height, and found that he was five centimeters taller than a month ago.

"If I continue to grow like this, I will be taller than Yao." Qiao Xiaofan doesn't want to be a giant, his ideal height is more than 1.75 meters and less than 1.8 meters.

"Forget it, height is not a problem, money is the key." Qiao Xiaofan looked at the kitchen, refrigerator, and snack cabinet that had run out of food, and found that it was time to buy something again, however, there was only a thousand yuan left in his bank card. This is to keep the money for the big tomato tip.

"Let's borrow money from my brother."

Qiao Xiaofan pursed his lips and called his brother.

Qiao Xiaofan's brother's name is Qiao Yifan, a person from the rivers and lakes, an Internet addicted youth, once a member of the world-class championship team, after retiring and getting married, he became a strict wife, and honestly stayed in a state-owned enterprise.