This is a place with beautiful mountains and rivers: the leaves are green and crystal like jade; The spring water is clear and permeated with a misty white mist; The mountain is high and the stone monsters, some go straight into the clouds, and some are like strange statues!

It's like a fairyland......

No, it's a wonderland!

It's called: Huaguo Mountain!

That's right, it's the territory of the Monkey King: Huaguo Mountain!

Speaking of which, technology has also developed rapidly in recent years; No, even Huaguoshan is connected to the Internet, and the light brazing and cables have been erected, and the network speed thief is fast!

With the Internet, of course, there are computers; There are even Internet cafes, more than a dozen. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In the Internet café here, a medium-sized spirit peach can be turned on for three hours, and in winter, a spirit peach can even be opened all night, so cheap that there are no friends! -- After all, it is self-operated and self-sold, and does not try to make money.

At this moment, in the 'Water Curtain Cave Internet Café', Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, and Sha Monk Master and Apprentice are opening the black and playing DOTA!

"Let's all come down the road, prepare a wave of regiments, and push directly to the opposite high ground!" Sun Wukong squatted on the chair and shouted.

"Senior brother, I'm here! ――The 'JB face' of the six-grid god costume, can I hang it or not? Monk Sha said with a red face.

"Wait for the teacher, buy a few sets of 'true eyes' for the teacher to go home, the 'hidden thorn' on the opposite side is too disgusting, and he always sneaks up on the teacher." Tang Seng lifted his hat and said in a hurry.

"Hurry up, hurry, hurry!"

"Don't rush, there is still a piece of equipment in the bird for the division."

"Okay, here comes the teacher."

"Senior brother, you pull a doppelganger on the high ground and seduce them all."

"Okay, my grandson will go up first, your 'jb face' is hidden, and as soon as they come out, you will jump on it and open it up. Master, after Senior Brother Sha opens the big cover to cover them, you will rain ice. ”

"Don't worry, there is a 'refresh' for the teacher, two waves of ice and rain, it's all right!"

"Ready!"

"Destroy them in waves!"

“gogogo！”

"Don't just do it!"

"My grandson is on!"

After that, Sun Wukong pulled a split up and went to the A tower, and the position was not sharp.

The next moment, several circles of light lit up around the side of the tower, and it was obvious that the opposite hero chose to return to the city!

Sun Wukong immediately shouted: "They are coming." Senior Brother Sha jumped quickly, covering all of them without leaking...... Ouch, it, Senior Brother Sha, why did you throw the river away? What are you covering my grandson for? ”

Monk Sha sneered: "I'm sorry, senior brother, I jumped crookedly when I was excited. ”

Monkey King: "......"

Paralyzed, I met a 'JB face' with a big cover for my teammates,.

The heroes of Sun Wukong and Monk Sha are like targets in the river, and the opposite side is fast, and a wave of skills is thrown over, and half of their blood is instantly destroyed!

Sun Wukong hurriedly shouted: "Master, hurry up and rain and drag a wave." As long as this wave drags on, my grandson will have hope to turn around...... Ouch,, master, are you swollen? Why did you get attacked by the 'Shadow Thorn' again? What about the 'real eyes' you bought? ”

Tang Seng said: "I forgot to insert it for the teacher!" ”

Monkey King: "......"

Fuck it, people who don't plug in their eyes, they don't have any cocks!

The battle continues!

", Senior Brother Sha, what are you doing in the tower? First atheir heroes! ”

"My hand is a little shaky, a little crooked."

Monkey King: "......"

Sun Wukong turned his head: "Master, why did you throw your big one on the little soldier?" ”

"The teacher thought it was a 'shadow thorn', the size was about the same, and he threw it away when he was angry. Wukong, you don't know, 'Shadow Thorn' is so disgusting, he died fifty-eight times for his teacher, and fifty-two of them were killed by him. ”

Sun Wukong: "......" No wonder everyone else is dressed in six gods, it turns out that they were all sent by you, master?

The battle continues!

Another wave of regiments!

"Damn, hurry up!"

"them!"

"'Sheep knife' go a wave!"

"Silence them!"

"'JB face', your big one, hurry up."

"CD!"

"Huh? Haven't you put it in yet? ”

"I just pressed the wrong skill."

Monkey King: "......"

Tang Seng: "......"

", I'm going to be wiped out!"

"The regiment is destroyed!"

"The regiment is destroyed!"

Then the regiment was properly destroyed, but their side was destroyed.

gg!

gg!!

gggg！！！

The other party immediately sent a large wave of ridicule like gg out!

Then, their 'Elven Ancient Tree' exploded!

Sun Wukong is so angry, a group of bad goods, most of them can jump crookedly, and they don't plug in their eyes when they buy them, they know that they are junglers and give away heads, and an ice girl has died fifty-eight times!

How the is this played?

Play with eggs!

Stumble!

Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, he was really angry, jumped on the table and said: "Lao Sha, you can't fucking play 'JB face' and choose a JB choice; ”

Monk Sha was frightened, and hurriedly hid beside Tang Seng, "Master, help, senior brother is going to beat me." - This guy is the character of Zhu Bajie in "Journey to the West".

Tang Seng said: "Then you stand behind the teacher!" ”

"It's still the master who loves me!"

Tang Seng continued: "In this way, the blood will not be splashed on the teacher." ”

Monk Sha: "......"

Monk Sha said bitterly: "Master, don't be like this!" ”

Tang Seng chopped the mouse, and he was also furious, "What if you don't do this?" One by one, you know that in the late stage of the election, you don't take assistance, and you don't take control; These successive games are all for the teacher to choose an assistant; Wrapping chickens, wrapping eyes, and changing birds; I also have to protect four and guard you to pay money. There's no way to play this game; It's also a fart black, let's break up, let's break up. ”

Monkey King: "......"

Monk Sha: "......"

, the master actually burst into foul language, the master actually got angry, and the master is about to break up!

Don't, master!

You can't break up with a gang!

It seems that the master is really angry!

Pill! Pills!

Sun Wukong hurriedly jumped off the table and said with a smile: "Master Mo Qi, my old grandson is sharp, take you to pretend to be forced to fly with you, we don't go with the third child, he is too weak - otherwise, let's beat the third child, right?" ”

Tang Seng clapped the board, "Okay!" In the later stage of the teacher's play, Wukong, you play auxiliary, and you have to pack chickens and eyes and protect the teacher to make money. Let's go and abuse the third child. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Monk Sha: "......"

Pills, pills!

Soon, the second game began, Sun Wukong and Tang Seng were in one camp, playing sand monks.

Monk Sha had a feeling of wanting to cry.

Hit it for a while!

Suddenly, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong suddenly raised their heads at the same time and looked in a certain direction.

Tang Seng: "The Demon King awakens." ”

Sun Wukong: "The violent demonic nature is comparable to that of Lao Sun back then." ”

Tang Seng clasped his hands together in front of his chest, narrowed his eyes, and thought in his mouth, not knowing what he was doing; After a while, he opened his eyes and said, "It's actually a little benefactor who has just entered the Dao, it's rare, it's rare." ”

Sun Wukong tilted his head, his ears moved, and he said excitedly: "It's still the 'seventy-two changes' of my old grandson who is still cultivating, not bad, it hasn't fallen into my old grandson's prestige." It's just too weak, my grandson is 10,000 times stronger than him. ”

Tang Seng muttered: "This little benefactor was born and raised in the mortal world, and he will definitely fight Dota; Let's abuse him another day. ”

Sun Wukong scratched the back of his hand excitedly, "Okay, okay; It's just a matter of whether he can survive this wave; If you fall into the devil's path directly, then my grandson can only play real Dota with him. It's too weak, it's not interesting, it's not interesting. ”

Tang Seng shook his head and said: "With the Jade Emperor and the gods, it shouldn't be ......" He paused for a moment, and then said: "That's it, this little benefactor has inherited your 'Seventy-two Changes', and has a great fate with Wu Neng, so as a teacher, help him." ”

After that, Tang Seng took out a book on his body and said, "This scripture will be of great use to that little benefactor." Wukong, you can send it over with a 'flying hair'. ”

Sun Wukong took it and looked at it, and then was stunned, "Dota's Alignment and Knife Repair Skills"? ”

"Don't be embarrassed, take the wrong one!" Tang Seng hurriedly grabbed it back, with a sneering look on his face, and he was embarrassed.

Monkey King: "......"

Master, the appearance of this book is so familiar to my grandson, you have been reciting the scriptures recently, right?

Wukong suddenly had a little liver pain.

"This is. Hehe. Tang Seng smiled and handed out a book again.

Sun Wukong took the scripture book and walked outside the cave to launch it; As soon as he walked to the door, he heard Tang Seng shouting for help from behind: "Wukong, it's not good!" The third guy is secretly demolishing our base! It's insidious! ”

"Despicable!" Sun Wukong immediately scratched his ears and cheeks in a hurry, pulled a hair on his body indiscriminately, wrapped the scriptures again, and then threw them out.

When he finished throwing it, he ran to the meeting.

After running a few steps, he turned around, "Huh? Did my grandson pluck the wrong hair? It seems to have been plucked out of the supernatural hair, and this bombardment won't kill people, right? ”

At this time, Tang Seng's anxious urging voice came from inside: "Wukong, our inner tower has been demolished." Hurry back and defend the base. ”

"Hahahaha, master, senior brother, my third brother is going to counterattack, and I'm going to torture and kill you." Monk Sha laughed.

"No matter." Sun Wukong hurriedly ran back, and said, "Master, don't panic, my old grandson is here." (To be continued.) )