Chapter 2: Accept a director as a younger brother

"Congratulations to the master, the god brain 2.0 has been upgraded, and the master can obtain a skill, please ask in medicine, martial arts, calligraphy, chess... to select one. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" Chen Wendong sounded in his head, a cold machine sound.

Chen Wendong, who was swallowing clouds and spitting fog, was very surprised and excited when he heard Shen's troubles.

"Really?"

"Yes master, please choose."

"I choose martial arts." Chen Wendong clenched his fists.

"Martial arts is divided into internal cultivation and external cultivation, of which external cultivation is divided into... Three thousand six hundred...", the god brain began, and Rory listed a large number of branches of Chinese martial arts.

"There's a lot of nonsense, I'm going to be ruthless." Chen Wendong said impatiently.

"Super Sanda Basic Chapter,It has been copied into the master's brain,If you want to learn the advanced chapter,Wait to upgrade to God Brain 3.0."

After the god brain finished speaking, Chen Wendong's head tingled, and the muscles of his body were also scorching and sore.

"It hurts Lao Tzu to death."

Chen Wendong's eyes darkened in pain, threw away the cigarette butt, and smashed it a few times with his fist.

"Bang~!"

With a muffled sound, the middle-aged fat man fell two meters away.

"Are you crazy? See who I am? You're fired! ”

The middle-aged fat man roared hysterically.

The middle-aged fat man's name is Wang Jianghai, the director of the teaching office of Jiangcheng No. 7 Middle School, he will study in the morning from time to time, come to the bathroom on each floor to see if the students are smoking again, he will not light the cigarette, fine money or something.

"The king... Director Wang? What's wrong with you? ”

Looking at Wang Jianghai lying on the ground, Chen Wendong felt weak in his heart, couldn't it be himself?

"You hurry up and get out of here, you are not welcome in Jiangcheng No. 7 Middle School."

Wang Jianghai stood up from the ground, patted his buttocks, and shouted angrily at Chen Wendong with his hand.

"Director Wang, I really didn't mean to, you must not fire me, even if you give me a punishment."

Chen Wendong was very afraid of Wang Jianghai, he was expelled from school, it didn't matter if he didn't have face, and the key family members couldn't raise their heads.

"Beating the school leader, your matter is not that simple, come with me to the office first."

Wang Jianghai glared at Chen Wendong viciously, shook his big fat fist, and turned around and walked towards the office building area.

Chen Wendong dared to slack off, and followed Wang Jianghai's ass to the teaching director's office.

"Congratulations to the master for using Super Sanda to knock down one person, increase martial arts talent by 0.1%, increase physical attack by 0.5%, please continue to knock down the opponent to fully comprehend Super Sanda."

"What? Continue to knock down Wang Jianghai? I'm Nima dead? No, absolutely not, I still want to go to college, and it's a shame to be expelled. ”

Hearing the words of the god brain, Chen Wendong was speechless, Wang Jianghai is not something he can afford to provoke, the other party can drop out of school with a word, knock down the other party continuously, what kind of joke.

Come to the Office of the Dean of Students.

Wang Jianghai slammed the office door with his backhand, picked up a wooden stick more than one meter long, and walked towards Chen Wendong.

"Dare to hit the school leaders, you students, you are really lawless, stretch out your hand." Wang Jianghai ordered.

In order not to be expelled, Chen Wendong gritted his teeth, raised his arm, and stretched out his hand.

"Smack~!"

The wooden stick hit his hand, Chen Wendong felt his brain suddenly hot, and grabbed the wooden stick with his backhand.

The left arm tugged hard, and the elbow of the right arm slammed into Wang Jianghai's cheek.

"Bang... Bang..."

With one successful move, Chen Wendong took advantage of the situation to give Wang Jianghai another jack, and his knee hit Wang Jianghai's lungs heavily.

Wang Jianghai, who was about 200 pounds, fell to the wall all of a sudden, rebounded back and was caught by Chen Wendong with a stick, and finally fell to the ground in pain.

"Chen... Chen Wendong... You violent maniac, I'm going to call the police, I'm going to put you in jail. ”

Wang Jianghai's nose was blue and his face was swollen, he gasped and roared.

"Director Wang, I'm really sorry, I really didn't mean to, I couldn't hold back just now, so just... I assure you as a personality that I have no intention of harming you. ”

Chen Wendong threw the wooden stick, looked innocent and frightened, and squatted beside Wang Jianghai and said.

This can't be blamed on Chen Wendong, as soon as the boxing routine was performed, Chen Wendong felt comfortable, as if he had endless strength, and he didn't hold back, so he hit a little harder.

Wang Jianghai almost died of anger when he heard this, and said secretly, obviously it was you who did it well, you swollen my face, and said that it was not intentional?

"Congratulations to the master for comprehending the basics of Super Sanda, you will continue to get a skill in the brain, please use medicine, martial arts, calligraphy, chess... to choose one. ”

"Medicine." Chen Wendong said without hesitation.

Now he has beaten Wang Jianghai very hard, if Wang Jianghai's injuries are healed with the help of the divine brain, maybe there will be a little turnaround, he really doesn't want to be expelled.

"Medicine is divided into Chinese medicine, Western medicine, Mongolian medicine, Tibetan medicine..."

"Nonsense, of course it's Chinese medicine."

"Chinese medicine is divided again..."

"Let's have a Hua Tuo."

Speaking of traditional Chinese medicine, Chen Wendong likes it very much, his grandfather used to be a great Chinese medicine doctor, but unfortunately he was killed by a villain, and his ancestral Chinese medicine skills were stolen, and the villain has now become a powerful man.

His father is still sick at home, his mother is unemployed, and the family runs a commissary to make ends meet.

"The first volume of the "Green Capsule Book" is being copied into the master's brain, please bear with the master."

After the god brain finished speaking, Chen Wendong felt that his head was about to explode, this time Chen Wendong did not scream, but quietly endured the pain.

According to legend, the "Green Capsule Book" was written by Hua Tuo with his life's work, and it has long been lost, and he can't imagine that there are even lost things in God's mind.

"Didn't mean to? Chen-Wen-Dong, today is the king of heaven, Lao Tzu is here, and he can't save you, help me up, I want to call the police. ”

Wang Jianghai roared angrily at Chen Wendong.

Chen Wendong was motionless, and his whole expression was tense, as if Wang Jianghai did not exist.

"Are you deaf? Help me up. ”

Being ignored, Wang Jianghai was even more angry, and now his entire upper body was extremely sore from being beaten by Chen Wendong, and he couldn't get up.

"Director Wang, if I guessed correctly, your kidneys are not good, you need to be assisted with medicine every time you have sex, you often have cold feet, cold legs and sweating, and there is often fire in the intestines, liver and lungs, which is a manifestation of yin deficiency."

Chen Wendong held the pulse of Wang Jianghai's arm and said naturally.

"It's... How do you know this? ”

Wang Jianghai's face changed, his anger disappeared all of a sudden, and he was indescribably surprised in his heart, because Chen Wendong was all right.

"I am an ancestral Chinese medicine practitioner, let me tell you, people's kidney qi is limited, if you don't control sexual intercourse, within three months, you will be impotent."

"After half a year, you'll have osteoporosis; After a year, brain atrophy can't run, if you don't believe it, you can ask those old Chinese medicine doctors. ”

The corners of Chen Wendong's mouth raised slightly, and his face was full of confidence.

The words were a little scary, but Wang Jianghai didn't dare to believe it, in recent months, he had taken ten boxes of aphrodisiac pills, and the further he went, the more ineffective it became.

"Chen Wen... Dr. Chen, tell me how I should be treated. You are an ancestral Chinese medicine practitioner, there must be a way, as long as you can help me, what do you need me to do, just say. ”

Wang Jianghai gritted his teeth, pulled down his face, and looked at Chen Wendong reverently.

Chen Wendong smiled with satisfaction, pressed Wang Jianghai a few times, pulled it up, and threw it on the chair.

"No... It doesn't hurt anymore? Old... Dr. Chen, you are really a master of Chinese medicine, we wrote off the previous matter, you can help me find a way to replenish the body, I don't want to be yang... Impotence. ”

Feeling that his body was no longer painful, Wang Jianghai didn't mention how excited he was, and looked at Chen Wendong with a respectful face.

"Xiao Wang, it's not me talking about you, you don't care about your body too much, it's not difficult to be cured, within a year, you can't have sex." Chen Wendong said with a smile.

"What? A year? Can't have sex? Dr. Chen, no, Brother Dong, isn't this killing me? You can help me figure out a way to find a way to have sex. ”

Wang Jianghai sent Chen Wendong to kneel, and now Chen Wendong looks closer than his mother in his eyes.

"There is a way, but... See how you do, I'll go back to class first. ”

Chen Wendong smiled indifferently and walked out of the teaching director's office in a chic manner, ignoring Wang Jianghai's bitter pleading.