Chapter 1: Kiss your aunt and get into trouble

"Heavenly Spirit, Heavenly Spirit, Taishang Laojun will appear soon, please give me 100 million RM coins!"

"Dreaming!"

"The heavenly spirit is spiritual, the spirit of the earth, and the divine brain system is about to manifest, making me the most handsome guy in the world!"

"Dreaming!"

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"Nima, what a, a waste of feelings, get out of my body quickly, or I'll die to show you. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Chen Wendong scolded angrily in his heart.

In the morning self-study, Chen Wendong was sleeping comfortably on the desk, who knows, a crystal skull quietly burrowed into his head.

Claiming to be a god brain from the 26th century, with it, any wish can be granted.

So, after Chen Wendong promised to be its master, he began to make a vow, and the result was a lot of anger.

"The master is angry, the brain 1.0 is officially launched, super self-confidence, has been poured into the master's body, please the master out of the classroom, kiss a beauty, if it fails, the brain system will stop running, and the master will die." Divine Brain Dao.

"Pro-Nima, Lao Tzu doesn't believe your nonsense, hurry up, the farther away the better." Chen Wendong said angrily.

"If you uninstall Brain 1.0, the owner must give up survival, please choose yes or no!"

"Smack... Want me to die? ! Lord Yama didn't dare to talk to me like that, you know? ”

Chen Wendong, who was lying on the desk for morning rest, screamed violently and slapped the table.

As soon as the morning self-study ended, many students climbed on the table to make up for sleep, and were scared by Chen Wendong's throat, half of them jumped up, and the remaining half were directly frightened.

"East... Brother Dong, what's wrong with you? The same table had a big mouth, and his frightened lips were verbose, looking at Chen Wendong like a strange person.

"Ahem, it's okay, I had a nightmare." Chen Wendong rubbed his eyes and got up to leave the desk.

But I didn't take a few steps before I felt my brain heat up!

The whole person immediately became refreshed, his eyesight was enhanced, he walked with his head held high, and he felt very handsome, so handsome that he had no friends.

What's wrong with me? Odd!

Chen Wendong muttered to himself and walked out of the classroom.

Just a few steps out of the classroom, Chen Wendong was immediately stunned in surprise, couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and stared straight ahead.

I'll it, it's beautiful! Worthy of a beauty sent by God's brain? Chen Wendong sighed with great joy.

In the corridor, a beautiful woman of twenty-six or seventeen years old is coming with sexy long legs.

The woman's chest was raised high, and she was wearing a short black skirt underneath, with two white and tender slender legs exposed, and black high heels rhythmically tapping on the floor.

A mature woman's graceful demeanor attracted hundreds of pairs of eyes in the corridor, and the blood in Chen Wendong's whole body began to boil, and at the same time, a strong thought rose in his heart, which was not controlled at all.

"Ahem, beauty... Beauty, please stay! ”

Chen Wendong coughed lightly, smiling and blocking the way of the sexy beauty.

In the past, Chen Wendong took a few photos of his back with his mobile phone at most, where did he dare to talk like now, maybe this is all the effect of super self-confidence.

"Oh~! What's the matter? ”

The sexy beauty looked at Chen Wendong in surprise, and her arrogant momentum made any man feel three points shorter in front of her.

"Beauty, do you think I have a temperament? Am I handsome? ”

Chen Wendong walked up to the woman with a confident face, posed a handsome scissor hand, and raised his eyebrows.

"Boring, if you're okay, I'm still fine!"

The sexy beauty frowned slightly, and there was a hint of impatience in the coldness.

As the CEO of a beautiful woman cosmetics company, Xu Jingrou has never seen any winds and waves, and the little boy in front of her dares to tease her, she looks ordinary, she doesn't know it, and she poses such a disgusting scissor hand, which is really self-inflicted.

Xu Jingrou's rejection of thousands of miles of coldness made all the boys in the corridor feel that they were grass, and they wanted to lower their heads unconsciously.

"Beauty, you are so humorous, guess how old I am this year, guess right, reward you with a kiss."

Chen Wendong's face was not red or breathless, he took a step forward, and looked at Xu Jingrou's cold eyes.

gives people the feeling that if Xu Jingrou doesn't answer this question, Chen Wendong will stick to Xu Jingrou's body.

"What a narcissistic student, you weren't born when I was eighteen or nineteen..."

"Congratulations, you guessed it."

Chen Wendong didn't give Xu Jingrou a chance to finish speaking, waiting for the opportunity to move, hugged her water snake waist with one hand, pressed the back of her head with the other, and kissed her red lips domineeringly.

Xu Jingrou's eyes widened, she was angry, and she was about to scold when she opened her mouth.

"Hmm... Uh-huh..."

As a result, as soon as Xu Jingrou's teeth opened, it developed into a French kiss, feeling the strong aura unique to men, Xu Jingrou felt as if she was imprisoned, and there was no room for resistance.

The students in the corridor were collectively stunned, staring one by one, gritting their teeth, holding their breath, and not a single squeak.

Xu Jingrou's pretty face was flushed, and she couldn't even breathe, waving her little fist and beating Chen Wendong desperately, trying to break free from the other party's clutches.

She struggled like this, but Chen Wendong also felt breathless, and her chest seemed to be pressed by something, soft and big.

At the same time, Chen Wendong also smelled a fragrance like an orchid musk, which stimulated his mouth and nose, and all the original reactions were mobilized.

"Through kissing, the brain has absorbed enough brain waves, the energy is full, the system is being upgraded to the brain 2.0, and the owner can end the kiss."

Just when Chen Wendong exploded, a cold voice came from his head.

"The end? What are you kidding, Lao Tzu has just entered the state, don't bother me, go aside. ”

Interrupted by the divine brain, Chen Wendong replied very unhappily and continued to enjoy Xu Jingrou's fragrant kiss.

At this moment, Xu Jingrou was about to go crazy, her arm was sore, and she still couldn't break free.

Xu Jingrou remembered Chen Wendong deeply, and she vowed that she would take revenge in the future, revenge with hatred.

"Stinky rascal, let go of my aunt!"

Just when Chen Wendong was so shuang that his blood vessels were about to explode, a girl, holding a mop in her hand, rushed over screaming.

The girl's skin is white and delicate, and her eyes are crystal clear.

The nose is delicate and small, the cherry mouth is pink and shiny, and the chin is slightly pointed, which looks very pure and beautiful, more beautiful than Xu Jingrou.

Xu Xiaoya, the recognized school flower of Jiangcheng No. 1 Middle School, gives people a gentle and generous feeling, but she will go crazy today, showing the side of a female man.

"Stinky rascal, let go of my aunt."

Running closer, Xu Xiaoya swung a mop and smashed it at the back of Chen Wenqiang's head, which was called a quick and accurate ruthlessness.

Chen Wendong hurriedly let go of Xu Jingrou and narrowly dodged the mop attack.

Separated from Chen Wendong, Xu Jingrou's waist was soft, her legs were sore, her arms hurt, and she didn't want to say a word, she just stared at Chen Wendong quietly, eager to dismantle Chen Wendong with her eyes.

"Xu Xiaoya, you misunderstood, I didn't know she was your aunt."

Looking at the mop that Xu Xiaoya smashed again, Chen Wendong hurriedly dodged.

"Misunderstanding? Are you stupid for me? Xu Xiaoya said angrily.

The surrounding students were all very angry, if they beat Chen Wendong violently now, it would be a hero to help the United States, and they would definitely get the favor of the colonel, but they couldn't muster up the courage.

"Xiaoya, Auntie is fine." Xu Jingrou gave Xu Xiaoya a look.

Xu Jingrou came up with a good way to take revenge on Chen Wendong in a blink of an eye, and she couldn't wait to practice it immediately, she wanted to make Chen Wendong pay a painful price.

"You scoundrel, wait for me!"

Xu Xiaoya threw the mop angrily, grabbed Xu Jingrou's hand and left.

Looking at the backs of the two beauties, Chen Wendong suddenly felt a little overwhelmed, what did he do? Why did you just listen to that guy as if you were lost in your mind? Now it's a disaster.

Chen Wendong knew that if he provoked Xu Xiaoya, he would get into big trouble, as we all know, Xu Xiaoya is Feng Yang's girlfriend.

Jiangcheng Restaurant has more than ten branches, with an annual income of two or three hundred million, and Feng Yang's father is the chairman.

The Green Tiger Gang, one of the three major gangs in Jiangcheng, occupies half of Jiangcheng's territory, and Feng Yang's brother is one of the leaders.

There is money, and there are people on the road, Feng Yang is in the seventh middle school, that is the master, he often calls people to fight in groups, and the teaching director has to give three points when he sees it.

In Jiangcheng No. 7 Middle School, no one dared to mess with Feng Yang, let alone his girlfriend, unless the other party didn't want to stay in No. 7 Middle School.

Once in the morning, Chen Wendong accidentally touched Feng Yang's arm, Feng Yang slapped Chen Wendong twice in front of the entire cafeteria students, this breath, Chen Wendong held back for a while.

"You're benefited, Lao Tzu Nima is in trouble, you know."

Chen Wendong scolded the gods, turned around and walked into the bathroom, ready to smoke a cigarette, thinking about what to do next?