Although I told myself it was just a pre-death hallucination. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Info, but the bones all over my body feel like they've been scattered, and the pain tells me plainly that I'm still alive. I felt that my ass was broken in half, and my brain was broken into two big, and Venus was rising in front of me, and I subconsciously felt happy: Damn, this is the rhythm of getting rich! After thinking about it for a while, Zhou's body was still hot and painful. I had no choice but to open my small eyes. touched his face, and there was no shortage of fat flesh at all. touched his fat buttocks again, and it was estimated that it would not be a problem to sit on a cow to death. sighed, when I was unlucky, I stuffed my teeth and farted when I was unlucky. Who said that death is easy just now, let my sister catch him and sit on him! Since you can't die, you won't die, and it's better to die than to live. Rather than a tile than a broken jade. Haven't I always used this rogue spirit to survive until now? The river has jumped, what else is there to be afraid of? Pat the dust on your body, cheer up your tired spirit, even if there is still a bumpy road under your feet, even if you have to walk alone... I opened my broken gong and howled. Before he could finish howling, he suddenly heard several screams from his side. My mind, which was still confused just now, cleared up a lot in an instant. I remembered that I was by the moat in the middle of the night, and anyone who heard the sound of me crying and howling by the river at midnight would be scared to death. So I kicked around apologetically, trying to see which unlucky guy was so blind, and hit the muzzle of the old lady's gun in the middle of the night. "Ah。。。。。。。。h Another scream, no, a scream! It's just that the person who screamed was this girl and me! Screaming for Mao? Screaming for Mao?

You scream for Mao? If you open your eyes, you will find that you are wearing only a small red nene, with a small red belly pocket wrapped around your chest. Bai Huahua is lying on the ground, surrounded by a large group of men and women around you like watching grass and mud horses, do you call? Do you call it or not? Do you say your name is called? Although I'm not a conservative person, but I'm not a human being, no, it's not right, it's a girl who is not conservative (although I have slept with a man thousands of times, but as long as I don't get married for a day, I can still be called a girl for a day) Seeing myself like this, I can't help but be frightened by the birth of the six souls ascending to heaven and five Buddhas, right?

These are not the point, the point is that these onlookers are not wearing the clothes they usually wear, but costumes. What costumes? It's the costumes of TV series such as Emperor Tang Ming, the harem, and the secret history of Wu Zetian. The women are fatter than me, and the old lady is just a double chin when I'm fat, and these women in front of me are all thin with three chins, and most people's chins are directly connected to the chest, or there is no chin at all! The forehead was dotted with a two-dollar patch in the commissary at the school gate, but the fat big lips only dotted a small red dot in the center of the lips to pretend to be a cherry mouthful. If it weren't for the fact that my mother is dressed so badly now, she would have laughed earth-shattering with the ugliness of these extras (my dear father and mother once said that when I laughed, the floor of my house trembled!). ）。 I was desperately trying to protect my breasts with that little bit of fig leaf. While thinking about it, which stupid hat director can find such a large group of plump women who are more heavyweight than the old lady, alas, it's really hard for him,. It seems that the director's job is not easy to do! But looking at their dresses, I also understand, I guess they are filming scenes such as Yang Guifei who are fat as beauty! Hey, my mind turned, in this case, can I also make a cameo role in the play such as a maid and palace maid? Even if there are no lines and only the back is exposed, it is an opportunity for electric shock! What if you don't pay attention and become red, and you become popular? I cheered in my heart, and I gave thirty-two thumbs up for the wisdom of thinking about my future in such an embarrassed state! If it weren't for the high fever of 40 degrees on the eve of the college entrance examination that affected my performance, I would not have fallen off the list by two points. It's a pity that the school said at the beginning that it doesn't matter if it's just two points, as long as you pay an extra 20,000 yuan, you can still go to college. But my dear father and mother want to save money for my younger brother to buy a house and marry a daughter-in-law in the future (although my brother was only ten years old at that time, and he still urinated on the kang from time to time).

So, don't underestimate me, a cook who graduated from a technical school, I am also a good girl with ideals, wisdom and brains. Going on again, my damn head was always wandering uncontrollably, and last week I sprinkled a thick layer of salt over the pine nut corn and almost killed the man with a gold chain thicker than a dog's chain. In the end, it was the boss who waived the bill and deducted my salary. Yes, yes, think about the present first, and let go of the others first. I desperately tried to retract my thoughts. I looked around and saw that the most recent fat man looked the most charitable (nonsense, fat people looked charitable), so I squeezed my eyes at her and asked her to notice me (again, everyone in the circle was paying attention to me). Seeing the look in her frightened eyes, I squeezed out a cute little face and whispered, "This auntie, can you please help me find a dress?" Thank you, thank you, thank you! The woman was still looking at me in horror and had no intention of helping me find clothes. I'm disappointed, I'm disappointed! I'm also fat, but I'm definitely happy to help people. If I see this, it is also possible to take off my own clothes and give it to her. I frowned and pursed my mouth. I secretly sighed in my heart: The wind of the world is going down, the wind of the world is going down. How many people still know what it means to give roses to people! I still tried my best to protect the waves on my chest with my hands. Unfortunately, my hands are too small and my boobs are too big. No matter how hard I tried to block it, the wisps of spring light still flowed desperately out between my fingers. I'm going crazy, I'm really going crazy. I don't care about any image anymore (as if I have an image.) He shouted, "Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman?" What to see! Why don't you hurry up and get me some clothes! This sentence is really good, boom, this group of people have done birds and beasts scattered! Just leave me close to ****. Half kneeling and half sitting on the grass. And so on and so forth! What, I'm sitting on the grass? Look up, the sun is hanging brightly in the sky, shining brightly! Oh my God, what's going on? Am I not in the middle of the night? Am I not at the moat? Didn't I just jump into the icy water? But why is it daytime now? I looked around and it seemed to be in a garden, full of beautiful flowers. There are also some pavilions. Even if it's filming, even if it's a filming location, it won't be reversed day and night, right? Oh my god! Just when I was panicking, a sentence suddenly came from not far away: "Sixth Prince, slow down!" "Wangwang, Wang, Wang? This is a name that only exists in TV dramas and movies. Could it be that this is filming? Or did I cross over?