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"Bad guys!" Shen Qingfeng blurted out, and when he saw Tao Meng shaking his head, he hurriedly read out the spectrum of bad guys listed in his heart. "www.biquge.infoIsn't it?" Maniac, murderer ......"

"The people you are talking about are terrifying in the eyes of ordinary people, but they are not real horrors." Tao Meng preached seriously.

"Please ask the boss to solve the doubts of the younger brother!" Shen Qingfeng lowered his head very knowingly.

"The children can be taught!" Tao Meng nodded with satisfaction when she saw this, "The most terrifying person in the world is a hypocrite!" ”

"Hypocrites? Is it the kind of person who has one set in front of him and another set on the back? "Shen Qingfeng is very curious, how terrifying are hypocrites?

"The worst person is a hypocrite!" Tao Meng said with certainty, "Because on the surface, a hypocrite is a serious person, which will make people mistakenly think that they can have deep friendships." Some scheming fools will be deceived into being sold and counting money for others! You'll never guess what's in the hypocrite's mind, and you'll never know when the hypocrite will stab you! ”

"Wow boss, to hear you say that, hypocrites are really scary!" Shen Qingfeng said with a look of awe on his face.

"You don't have to be so afraid, in fact, being a hypocrite is still very beneficial!" Tao Meng felt that he couldn't scare this fat man, and he had to pick up some nice words, "First of all, hypocrites are not like hooligans and bad people who are scolded by the world; Secondly, hypocrites can get a lot of benefits, some righteous gentlemen disdain to take advantage of others, so many people are poor, hypocrites are different, they will not come openly, they will only secretly collect benefits and enrich their purses; Last but not least, being a hypocrite, there will be a lot of beautiful women! ”

"Beauty?!" Shen Qingfeng's eyes lit up, "Okay!" I have decided that I will no longer be limited to the level of 'bad guy', and I will strive for the higher level of 'hypocrite'! Shen Qingfeng said with high morale, and then smiled embarrassedly, "Actually, I like beautiful little girls." But when they saw my fat, although they didn't say anything, I could see that they didn't want to be friends with me. Speaking of this, Shen Qingfeng's face was sad.

"Don't you just want to make friends with a pretty little girl! What's so hard about that? It's wrapped up in Lao Tzu! Tao Meng waved his hand and said proudly, "Lao Tzu took a closer look just now and found that you still have the potential to be a little white face!" Well, it's not a big problem, just get rid of this fat body! ”

"Boss, you're saying that!" Shen Qingfeng said helplessly, "I've been fat for so many years, and I haven't tried any way to lose weight!" I've tried drinking only water and not eating anything for a whole month, and I've gained ten pounds! Almost didn't starve me to death! The doctor who helped me lose weight also said that even if I die, I can't lose weight! ”

"Didn't you die once!" Tao Meng Zhao Shen Qingfeng's wide head was a burst, and he seemed to like knocking on other people's heads more and more, "In the hands of Lao Tzu, there is nothing that can't be done!" Get up, find a place to camp first, and then Lao Tzu will help you design a systematic weight loss plan, strive to get rid of your fat as soon as possible, and let those beautiful little girls take the initiative to chase you! ”

"Hey!" Shen Qingfeng nodded excitedly, propped his hands on the ground and wanted to stand up, but suddenly there was a roar in his stomach, which made him unable to even straighten his waist, "Boss, it's no good!" I haven't eaten lunch yet, and I'm so hungry right now! ”

"You're so troublesome!" Tao Meng said unhappily, grabbed Shen Qingfeng's belt and lifted it up like a chicken, "I have to trouble Lao Tzu to take you away...... Oh no! Isn't it time for you to lose weight? Come down and go on your own! Even if you can't walk, you have to keep up with the climb! As soon as Tao Meng let go of his hand, Shen Qingfeng said, "Knock! He slammed into the ground.

"Yes, I must make up my mind and try to lose weight!" Shen Qingfeng said with a sad face, barely got up, and staggered behind Tao Meng, "Boss, I suddenly have a problem!" ”

"Ask!" Tao Meng said coolly.

"Why do I see the boss as a humanoid mass of light and shadow? But when you hit me, boss, I felt your hand! Is there something wrong with my eyes? Shen Qingfeng couldn't hold back the curiosity in his heart, and was not afraid to die to inquire about other people's privacy.

"You've got so good eyes! That's right, Lao Tzu's cultivation is higher than yours, and the energy of the whole body forms a protective armor outside the body. Tao Meng felt that this was not a private matter, and said very generously, "By the time your cultivation reaches the tenth stage of the Holy Martial Arts, you should be able to see through the protective armor and barely see what Lao Tzu looks like!" ”

"Saint Martial Ten Rank!" Shen Qingfeng couldn't help but be speechless, "I haven't even crossed the most basic apprentice martial artist level now, not to mention that there are five levels and fifty stages of junior martial artists, intermediate martial artists, senior martial artists, sword martial arts, and spiritual martial arts, maybe I won't know what my boss looks like until I die!" What a shame! ”

"Don't be discouraged! With Lao Tzu here, you will definitely be able to see the true face of Lao Tzu before you die! Tao Meng comforted, "Now you still have to think about it and see how you can survive the devil's weight loss plan I designed for you!" ”

Tao Meng and Shen Qingfeng are carrying out a devil's plan in the mountain, and they will not leave this back mountain for the time being. In the Mythology Academy, because Shen Qingfeng hadn't returned until evening, the school had already spread the word.

Someone said: "Shen Gongzi shouldn't have committed suicide because he was too fat, so he ran to the back mountain alone!" ”

Another person said: "Could it be that Shen Gongzi went to the back mountain to have a tryst with a woman, forgetting the time and not coming back?" ”

Someone else said: "Shen Gongzi is so fat, how can a woman take a fancy to him?" Don't forget that he also has an eighth princess as his fiancée! Maybe someone else is going to the back mountain to help his fiancée pick flowers, so as to please her! ”

In the whole school, the happiest person is probably the eighth princess Yan chasing the moon. At this moment, she was holding a celebration banquet in the dormitory with Ye Wudi, who had returned from doing good deeds.

As mentioned earlier, the Mythical Academy is a super-first-class college, and the dormitories are also super-first-class. There are not only dormitory dormitories where you can easily communicate with each other, but also single-family villa-type dormitories that are far away from the dormitory. Of course, the accommodation fee for this kind of villa-type dormitory is not ordinarily high. Except for the really rich and powerful students, few are willing to spend that money to live in villa-type dormitories.

Obviously, Yan Chaiyue lived in this kind of high-end villa dormitory, where she dared to drink and have fun with Ye Wushu unscrupulously. If she is in that kind of collective dormitory, I am afraid that she can even go to the toilet several times a day and how long it will take for her to go to the toilet last time, and everyone will know it!

"Cheers!" Yan Chaiyue raised her wine glass and clinked glasses with Ye Wushu with high interest. She already knew from Ye Wuyi's mouth that her dead fat fiancé had really become a dead fat man now, and no one would be able to force her to marry that idiot. Extremely happy, Yan Chaiyue decided to stay with Ye Invincible to eat and celebrate together.

"Hehe......" Ye Wushu looked at Yan Chaiyue drunkenly, the beauty had already drunk several glasses of wine, her cheeks were red, and her beautiful cherry lips were even more red, so cute, "Princess, I'll do it first!" As he spoke, Ye Wushu raised his head and drank the wine in the cup in one gulp. Seeing this, the maid standing on the side hurriedly stepped forward to pour wine for him.

This maid is Yan Chaiyue brought up from childhood, and it can be said that she is an absolute confidant, but she is not afraid that she will leak tonight's events. So Yan Chaiyue was very relieved to let her serve on the side.

"I'm really happy today, that dead fat man finally doesn't have to weigh on my heart like a big mountain!" Yan Chaiyue said happily, not caring at all that her hair bun became shaky because of the excitement and jump before. Because she knew that she was the most charming in this way, enough to make that simple-minded Ye Wushu fascinated by her, and it would be easier to send him to do things in the future.

"Congratulations princess!" Ye Wushu said happily. Suddenly, he carefully put his hand on Yan Chaiyue's white and tender little hand, seeing that the princess did not react, Ye Wushu was a little bolder, and took Yan Chaiyue's entire hand in his own hands. Feeling the slippery and soft in his hands, Ye Wushu couldn't help but squint his eyes and enjoy it.

Seeing this, the maid standing on the side first looked at Yan Chaiyue's expression, and saw that Yan Chaiyue looked calm and did not have any dissatisfaction, so she stood aside silently, pretending not to see it.

Yan Chaiyue looked at Ye Wuxian, who was holding his hand with a look of enjoyment, and couldn't help but show a trace of disdain in his eyes. Of course, she was careful not to let anyone see it, including her maid.

"Phew! What a fool with a thief's heart and no guts! Yan Chaiyue secretly said in her heart, "If it weren't for the fact that you look good, how could I let you hold my hand!" It's like playing with Maomao, and it's nothing to be taken advantage of anyway! Thinking of this, Yan Chaiyue took the initiative to lean over and leaned her body on Ye Wuxian's body.

The beauty took the initiative to lean over, and Ye Wushu was so happy that she almost forgot her surname! If he knew that Yan Chaiyue regarded his intimacy with him as playing with his pet dog Maomao, he would not be so excited!

Chapter 5 Weight Loss

Although the news that Shen Qingfeng did not return all night was spread among the students, it did not attract the attention of the school because it was not long and some boring people spread rumors that he was going to have a tryst with other girls. It wasn't until the subject teacher didn't name Shen Qingfeng for three consecutive days that this matter was really a big deal.

In the principal's room, Shen Qingfeng's homeroom teacher Jiang Yufei was standing two meters in front of the desk with a restless expression, looking at the principal sitting in front of the desk with a strict face. She just reported to the principal that Shen Qingfeng, the eldest son of the right minister, had not come to class for three days.

"Why am I so careless? Shen Qingfeng hasn't come to class for three days, it's obvious that something is wrong! Two days ago, why did I believe the rumors that he was going out on a date with a girl? Jiang Yufei thought in annoyance, "He obviously has such a beautiful eighth princess as his fiancée, how can he do such a thing?" If something happens to him, then my career as a teacher will come to an end! ”

"Well, I see!" The principal didn't get angry as Jiang Yufei thought, but said very gently, "The school will deal with this matter, you go back to class first!" ”

"Ah, well, yes. Headmaster, I'm out. Jiang Yufei was stunned for a moment, then quickly came back to his senses and retreated respectfully.

"Fortunately, the principal didn't scold me!" Out of the principal's office, Jiang Yufei breathed a sigh of relief. After calming down his nervous mood, Jiang Yufei complained as he walked to his office: "Classmate Shen Qingfeng, you are so worry-free!" I thought you were an honest child, but I didn't expect to poke such a big basket out this time! You have nothing to do to run to the back mountain, give me trouble! If I lose my job because of this, I will curse you every day! ”

If Shen Qingfeng knew that the teacher he had always respected was only worried about her own work three days after his disappearance, and complained about him like this, it would definitely deepen the dissatisfaction in his heart again!

After Jiang Yufei left the principal's office, the principal, who was originally sitting upright, also breathed a sigh of relief, relaxed and leaned back in the chair, and then raised his feet and put them on the desk, still crossing Erlang's legs, looking like an underworld boss, where is there still a little bit of the kind and solemn shadow just now?

"Wow! It's really tiring to maintain your image in front of beautiful women! The principal said with a happy face, "She almost saw my new beach pants!" Luckily, I reacted quickly and put my feet down before she entered the door, otherwise everyone would have known that the mythical principal wore beach pants in the office, and my image would have been ruined! As he spoke, the principal looked at the beach pants he was wearing, and the more he looked at them, the more satisfied he became, "Well, yes, when I have summer vacation next month, I will wear this to the beach to bask in the sun!" ”

"Alas, what did Mr. Jiang say just now? Shen Qingfeng, the son of the right minister, has been missing for three days! The principal tugged at his white beard and said with a sullen face, "Seeing that the semester has passed peacefully, the summer vacation is about to end, why is this happening?" Although I have heard that the little fat man of the Shen family does not please Shen Qi, the right minister, but after all, he is his eldest son, born in the main room, if something really happens, he will not come to my school to make trouble! Alas, what trouble! ”

After a long sigh, the principal called the director of the school's security department and asked him to lead a team to the back mountain to find Shen Qingfeng. Of course, the principal was the head of the security department who he met after he changed his beach pants.

"It's strange, the little fat man of the Shen family has been missing for three days, how can it be that Teacher Xiao Jiang came to report, and the Shen family has not moved at all?" After sending away the director of the security department, the principal suddenly thought, "Don't these ministers like to install attendants, bodyguards, and the like for their children in the school?" Or is it that the little fat man of the Shen family is so unpleasing to his father that he is not equipped with attendants? This Shen Qi is too unconcerned about his son! ”

When the principal said this, he was actually wronged by the right minister. (To be continued.) )