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"I'm the son of Lord Zuo Xiang, chasing the moon and being a princess, who has the courage to fight our idea? I advise you, if you have a next life, don't be a good person anymore, because good people don't live long! Now, go down for me! As he spoke, Ye Wuving exerted force in his hand and pushed Shen Qingfeng down. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Boom!" With a loud sound, a big splash splashed up, pushing a layer of duckweed on the surface of the waterhole far away. Because of the big stone tied, Shen Qingfeng's sinking speed was not fast, and after a while, he disappeared. The surface of the waterhole slowly regained its calm, and the scattered duckweed gathered back and covered everything as if nothing had happened.

"Fatty, don't blame me for being ruthless! Who told you to have a beautiful princess as your fiancée? Ye Wushu stood on the edge of the waterhole and muttered. A cool cold wind blew, and Ye Wushu couldn't help but shrink his neck and turned to leave. It is necessary to cover up the traces of the place where the crime occurred as soon as possible, and we must not leave ourselves with a handle.

Chapter 3: Recognize the Boss

"Am I just dead?" Even if the cold pool water poured down his open mouth and nose, his body paralyzed by the toxin could not feel discomfort at all, and Shen Qingfeng's heart, like his sinking body, sank to the bottom.

"Why is this happening? I, Shen Qingfeng, have never done a single bad thing since I was a child, but I have done a lot of good things! Why am I in this situation? Is it really like Ye Wudi said, good people don't live long, and disasters can live for a thousand years? I'm so unwilling...... If there is an afterlife...... Don't be a good person anymore......" Shen Qingfeng's thoughts gradually blurred, and before he lost consciousness, Shen Qingfeng felt that he had sunk to the bottom of the pool, and the big stone tied to him seemed to crush something, making a "click" sound.

A faint trace of purple light escaped from under Shen Qingfeng's huge body, and gradually, the light became more and more intense, almost illuminating the bottom of the entire waterhole. The dazzling purple color rendered the entire bottom of the waterhole with a purple halo, if Shen Qingfeng was still conscious now, he would definitely be deeply attracted by this charming scenery.

When the purple light was so strong that there was a purple expanse everywhere in the eyes, a cracking sound sounded louder than just now, and the purple light disappeared without a trace in an instant, like a frightened cat.

"Hahaha...... Lao Tzu is finally out! Hahaha......" A humanoid light and shadow suddenly appeared at the bottom of the pool, and Shen Qingfeng's stomach made a very rampant, but ugly noise like a broken pot.

"Strange, according to my inference, it will take at least ten years to break through this formation, how can it succeed so quickly?" After the humanoid light and shadow had laughed enough, he lowered his head and thought about it. As soon as he lowered his head, the humanoid light and shadow realized that he was standing on the belly of a fat man, and the fat man was still tied to a large stone, which was pressing on the core of the formation that had trapped him for thousands of years.

"It seems that when this fat man fell, the big stone tied to him happened to smash the core of the formation." The humanoid light and shadow clapped his hands, and suddenly realized, "Ruan Ziqi, that idiot, what kind of fake and shoddy goods are you using?" Just one stone smashed the formation, God help me! Hahaha...... Well, this fat guy doesn't seem to be hanging up yet, so let's get it up first. With that, the humanoid light and shadow waved his hand very casually, and a white light shot out from his fingertips, cutting the rope tied to Shen Qingfeng's body, and then grabbed Shen Qingfeng's right leg and floated upward.

Fortunately, some of Ye Wuyi, who was a thief, had left early, otherwise if he saw it, a humanoid light and shadow carrying Shen Qingfeng out of the water, even if he was not scared into incontinence, he would have to be scared half to death!

After standing firmly on the ground, the humanoid light and shadow threw Shen Qingfeng to the ground very casually, and then probably felt that it was not appropriate, so he walked over and stepped on Shen Qingfeng's stomach, forcing him to spit out all the water in his stomach, so as not to drown.

"This fat man is quite unlucky, he was tied up and thrown into the water, it should be murder. But fortunately, he was murdered, which did Lao Tzu a great favor and made Lao Tzu suffer ten years less. Although he was unintentional, Lao Tzu should still repay him well. The humanoid light and shadow still looked at Shen Qingfeng's round face and said gratefully.

"But seriously, this guy is really fat! At least more than 300 pounds, round like a ball! If you take a closer look, in fact, the facial features are still good, just because the face is too big, and the spacing of the facial features has also increased, which looks quite strange. If he can lose weight, he should also be a handsome guy! Well, Lao Tzu hasn't walked around the continent for about 7,000 years, and this mythical continent should have changed a long time ago! There is just a lack of a guide, just this fat man! Eh, no, why isn't this fat man awake? The humanoid light and shadow felt very strange, and approached Shen Qingfeng to observe it carefully.

"The face is blue, the lips are purple, how do you look like a symptom of poisoning! Forget it, you're still useful anyway, I'll take a little effort to save your life! Speaking of this, the humanoid light and shadow seemed to be a trick of light and shadow out of nowhere, took out a pill out of nowhere, broke Shen Qingfeng's mouth, and stuffed it in. After the pill melted and the medicinal power traveled all over his body, making Shen Qingfeng's cold body hot, the humanoid light and shadow effortlessly lifted Shen Qingfeng's feet and stood up.

I don't know if it was a coincidence or intentional, Shen Qingfeng just lifted it upside down by the human light and shadow, shook it a few times like dust on his clothes, and then opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of black blood. The weeds stained by this black blood quickly turned yellow and withered at a speed visible to the naked eye, which shows how toxic this blood is, and even the weeds with tenacious vitality can't stand it!

"Who did this fat man offend, it's not enough to be poisoned, but he also has to throw it into a waterhole to feed the fish and destroy the corpse?" The humanoid light and shadow said sympathetically, and at the same time threw Shen Qingfeng to the ground, "Fortunately, I met Lao Tzu to help him!" He really should repay Lao Tzu well. ”

"Ahem......" Shen Qingfeng, who was lucky to be rescued, coughed violently for a while, and only after he was a little more comfortable did he open his eyes with great difficulty.

"You, are you an emissary of Hades?" Shen Qingfeng looked at the humanoid light and shadow in a daze and said.

"The ghost is the messenger of the god of the underworld!" The humanoid light and shadow couldn't help but kick Shen Qingfeng's leg, "He is Lao Tzu's subordinate, and Lao Tzu still thinks he is low in cultivation!" No vision! ”

"Hiss-" Shen Qingfeng felt like a steel pipe smashed into his leg, and he couldn't help but gasp, feeling that his leg was paralyzed, "This, this senior, may I ask who you are ......?"

"Lao Tzu's name is Tao Meng, you can call Lao Tzu 'Boss' in the future!" Humanoid light and shadow - Tao Meng said.

"Boss?" Shen Qingfeng felt very strange, why did he have an extra boss for some reason?

"What, you don't want to call me 'boss'? You must know that your little life was saved by Lao Tzu, so you will be Lao Tzu's horse boy in the future! Tao Meng stretched out her hand, pinched Shen Qingfeng's fat face and said.

"You saved my life?" Shen Qingfeng was stunned, and suddenly reached out and pinched his thigh, "It doesn't hurt at all, it's all my hallucination!" Shen Qingfeng said very disappointedly.

"Illusion: you're big! Your leg was kicked by Lao Tzu just now, it's no wonder you can feel it when you pinch it! Tao Meng slapped Shen Qingfeng on the head very unceremoniously, "How about this?" Do you feel any pain? ”

"It hurts!" Shen Qingfeng was in tears, crying and laughing, "It's true, I'm really saved!" Boss, thank you so much, my life Shen Qingfeng will be yours in the future! Boss, you let me go east, I will never dare to go west, let me catch chickens, never chase dogs......"

"Yes, it's very fast!" Seeing Shen Qingfeng so up-to-earth and so readily recognized himself as the boss, Tao Meng said happily, squatted beside Shen Qingfeng, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, don't get excited, since you are now Lao Tzu's person, then tell me, which bastard tied you to a stone and threw you into a pool?" Lao Tzu will definitely avenge you! Tao Meng's role change is also quite fast, and as soon as she accepted the younger brother, she immediately fought for the younger brother.

"Boss, I'm unlucky!" Shen Qingfeng raised his wet sleeve to wipe his tears, sniffed, and said sadly, "Here's the thing, I have a fiancée, she is the eighth princess of the empire, her name is Yan Chaiyue, she is a very beautiful, but very arrogant girl. She didn't think I was worthy of her. ”

"So she found someone to be you?" Tao Meng said curiously.

"It can't be said that she went to find someone on purpose." Shen Qingfeng thought for a while and corrected, "The plan against me was planned by her and Zuo Xiang's son Ye Wudi, the person who did it was Ye Wudi, and he was the one who tied me to the stone and threw me down." ”

"What a vicious girl!" Tao Meng sighed, "Just because I think you are not worthy of her, I collaborated with other men to murder my husband!" If she really doesn't want to marry you, she can break the engagement with you! ”

"It's difficult!" Shen Qingfeng spread his hands helplessly, "My father is the right minister, and he is also the number one person in the empire, so it is almost impossible for her to withdraw from the marriage on the grounds that she doesn't like me!" ”

"So what will you do when you go back? Expose their crimes? Tao Meng asked suddenly.

"Of course!" Shen Qingfeng said with a firm expression, "If they are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!" I must make their crimes public, so that they can be reviled by the world and receive the punishment they deserve! ”

"Stupid!" Tao Meng slapped Shen Qingfeng on the head unceremoniously.

"What?" Shen Qingfeng hugged his head and said very aggrievedly, "Did I say something wrong?" ”

"How can you be so stupid?" Tao Meng said in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel, "You are not dead now, people are alive and well, and there is no direct evidence to prove that they want to harm you, how can you sue them?" Besides, one of them is the eighth princess of the empire and the son of Zuo Xiang, even if you sue them, what can you do? And who dares to touch the son and princess of the left prime minister? Even if you sue the king, if there is no evidence, it is strange that others will believe you! ”

"Huh? So what should I do? Shen Qingfeng said confusedly, "If you want to let them get away with it, I really can't swallow this breath!" ”

"I understand! But you have to know that the law is only used to manage the weak, and the really strong are not bound by the law! Tao Meng began to instill the theory of thick black learning to his younger brother, "Sue them down, or let Lao Tzu kill them, it's too boring!" If you really want to get angry, you can become a strong person, and when the time comes, you can play them to death as much as you want! ”

"Boss, your words are really insightful!" Shen Qingfeng said excitedly, "I, Shen Qingfeng, have lived for seventeen years, and I haven't done a single bad thing!" It's so infuriating to be persecuted like this! I decided, I will never be a good person again, honor is a fart! I, Shen Qingfeng, were not born to get that little bit of honor! From now on, I will be a bad person, so that I will never be murdered again, as I am today! ”

"I always hear what people say, 'those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black', how long has this Shen Qingfeng known me, and it has become like this?! Am I so dark that I can assimilate a good person in five minutes? Tao Meng was a little depressed, "No, it shouldn't be my problem!" It was the murder of him today, and the stimulus he received was too great, which caused him to distort his psychology, thinking that being a bad guy is more promising than being a good guy. That's right, it must be so! ”

Chapter 4: The Hypocrite Plan

After thinking of the excuse to shirk responsibility, Tao Meng was not so depressed.

"Fatty, are you sure you'll mess with Lao Tzu in the future?" Tao Meng said solemnly.

"Sure!" Shen Qingfeng also replied seriously.

"Okay, you'll be my Tao Meng cover in the future!" Tao Meng nodded with satisfaction and said, "In the future, when you work under Lao Tzu, you must not be merciful to the enemy!" You must know that the world is so competitive, either they die or we die! ”

"Hmm!" Shen Qingfeng nodded firmly and said, "After today's incident, I will definitely not be a bad person anymore!" I'm going to be a bad guy! ”

"Good, good! The lad has a future! By the way, I still have to test you. Well, let's say, you're on the street and you see a beautiful woman, what should you do with her? ”

"Beauty?" Shen Qingfeng blinked his eyes, suddenly put a finger in his mouth, and made a drooling pig brother look, "Girl! Give me a smile! ”

"Get out! You scoundrel who doesn't understand art! Shen Qingfeng was kicked away by Tao Meng, "If you dare to flirt with a beautiful woman like this on the street, Lao Tzu will abolish you!" ”

"Boss, what am I wrong again?" Shen Qingfeng climbed back and asked with an aggrieved expression.

"Fatty, you remember to Lao Tzu that Tao Lao Gate does not accept hooligans who molest women!" Tao Meng stretched out her index finger and poked Shen Qingfeng's head violently, "Pick up a girl, remember one thing, don't let the girl be disgusted with you." Otherwise, even if you barely get started, it won't be a real success! And do you know who is the most terrifying person in the world? (To be continued.) )