Chapter 43: Don't Worry! Let's go find the Time Chicken first!
Camphor leaf Lori feels that her life is actually wrong, it is bleak, it is tragic, and it is hopeless! Is there anything worse than Ernie sauce being a psychopath? Yes! That's the fact that this neurotic still wants to turn his sister into a new psychopath!
What's even more frightening is that this psychosis almost succeeded! From the initial infection, then to abduction, and then to assault and brainwashing, this psychopath has ascended to the throne of a perverted gentleman!
Glory in the gentleman's world!
To do extraordinary things in a mortal body, mental illness will destroy the world!
No, it's terrible! I'm just a Lori! Sooner or later, the European pie will get bigger! Yes, it's just not fully developed yet!
"Bang! Bang! Bang! β
Looking at the camphor leaf Lori who stood silently in the corner of the wall, exuding a blackened aura of fascination all over her body, and constantly repeating the action of smashing her head against the wall, the little bird You Liuhua tilted her head cutely, and asked Liyue beside her with a curious face: "Liyue, what's wrong with Zhangye sauce?" β
Strangely, according to my vast experience, isn't lean milk of scarce value? Why does camphor leaf sauce look ...... Well, pretty bad, isn't it?
"It's okay," Li Yue explained carefully while eating unhurriedly, "This is just the tradition of the second sick family, hitting the wall or something is just a daily behavior, jumping off the building and committing suicide are just the norm!" β
"Huh! Is that so! The little bird You Liuhua gasped and said in an incredible tone, and the dull hair on his head also subconsciously shook violently a few times. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Terrible! It turns out that the middle and second disease families hidden behind the ordinary world are so terrible! It seems that he is still too stupid and naΓ―ve!
It is really the back waves of the Yangtze River pushing the front waves, and one generation is more than one generation of waves! I have always been arrogant as the true eye of the evil king, but I didn't expect that there would be such a terrifying middle second family in this world!
"Of course!" , Liyue's eyes widened, and he said to the little bird You Liuhua in a proud tone, "Ben Aotian has watched the news broadcast for more than 20 years, and he will be abducted and deceived in all kinds of pits.
He is proficient in more than 1,000 methods such as blocking, rumor-mongering, human flesh, and banning, and will meet thousands of methods to praise merit and virtue, master thousands of empty words, know hundreds of deceptions, make all kinds of illusions, and skillfully use politics, public opinion, pseudoscience and other confusing tools! β
"Remember!" , Liyue's serious face pressed towards the little bird You Liuhua, and said word by word, "There are many unknown forces hidden in this world, don't be confused by the superficial phenomena of things!" Believe in yourself! You too can be the light! β
"Ha-", the little bird You Liuhua looked at Liyue who was full of middle two breath, many shining little stars appeared in his eyes, and looked at Liyue with adoring eyes, the purple dull hair on his head was tense for a while, "I will definitely work hard!" β
[No!] That's not the case at all! Our family is just an ordinary Japanese family! The middle two family or something is only Ernie sauce thinks! οΌ½
"Poof!" , Under the power of a powerful grief and indignation, it can be both dirty and snapped, and the body of the cute camphor leaf little Lori is constantly trembling, and her right hand covers her European pie, which is as flat as the six flowers, and suddenly spurts out a mouthful of grief and indignation!
With a relieved expression, Zhangye fell to the ground silently, his tired eyes barely opened, looking at the ceiling and falling into an inexplicable state of memory.
Finally...... You don't have to hear the magic sound of the second disease......
I remembered running in the sunset that day, enjoying my youth without regrets, sweating my youth on the playground, playing "Okinawa Loli Island" in the lily field, and talking to Reimu about how to live a more undisciplined life in Gensokyo.
I can say it out loud: no complaints, no regrets!
Don't! My Temperance!
"Click", the camphor leaf simply fainted.
She's "dead", but she's still alive! She is "alive", but it is as if she is dead!
Death, some people are lighter than the feathers, and some people are heavier than Mount Tai!
And she! Simply "dead" without weight! Can't compare!
"Salute!" , Liyue and the little bird You Liuhua stood up at the same time, and saluted a standard military salute to the camphor leaf Lori who fainted to the ground, with solemnity and reluctance on their faces, and strong grief echoed in the hearts of the two middle and second diseases!
They! There's one less girl to play with!
What a sorrow!
A normal poor milk Lori contains a wealth of temperament values, which can provide a lot of humiliation and pleasure for the second disease. But this kind of humiliation, which borders on exploitation, has finally ushered in a bad result!
Camphor leaves, a name that is enough to make countless secondary and second diseases feel painful!
Die! It doesn't mean eternity! The whole process of her being broken will be used as a teaching material for "Teaching Normal People to Correct Posture in Secondary Two Diseases"!
Liyue thought about it for a while, and felt that saluting still couldn't express the pain in his heart, so he immediately took out paper and pen from his schoolbag and quickly wrote on the dining table.
"Boom!"
In the curious gaze of the little bird You Liuhua, Liyue wrote a large number of words of unknown meaning after a while.
"Here, Liuhua", Liyue handed one of the pieces of paper full of words to the little bird You Liuhua.
"Huh? Liyue, what is this? Xiaotori You Liuhua looked at the paper curiously, and found that it was not accompanied by a powerful power similar to "Confucian calligraphy", and asked Liyue puzzled.
"Humph!" , Li Yue sneered, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, took out a pair of flat glasses from the glasses case he carried, and put them on the bridge of his nose.
"Liuhua", Li Yue pushed the flat glasses on the bridge of his nose, and the strong reflection shone on the face of the bewildered little bird You Liuhua, and the eyes of the little bird You Liuhua kept blinking.
"Don't you think we should sing a song at this moment! Funeral Song! Li Yue opened his arms and said loudly to the little bird You Liuhua in an excited tone.
"Shhh , Little Bird You Liuhua gasped, she never thought that Liyue's idea would break through the sky so much!
This is no longer the thinking of normal people! It's God! It's the god of the middle two! It is the king of the two diseases in the world!
"Hmm!" , Little Bird You Liuhua nodded heavily!
Although I'm not as perverted as Liyue! But! The True Eye of the Evil King will never admit defeat!
"Running with the wind is a fantasy, dare to get rid of the two of you! No matter how big the three views are, no matter how serious they are, they will still collapse for you to see! β¦β¦β
In a very strange state, a very exciting piece of music came out of the mouth of the boy and girl.
At the end of the song, it was all quiet, and the dead wood was rejuvenated!
"Good song! What a song! After singing this song "The Festival of Running", Liyue couldn't help but praise his beautiful singing voice.
"As soon as this song comes out, there is no better song in the world!" , Liyue shook his head and sighed for those "famous songs" that had not yet been born.
Alas, I blame myself, I was so clever that I came up with such a wonderful song at once!
"Sad, sad!"
"Click", a sudden sound attracted the attention of Li Aotian.
Under the silent gaze of Liyue and Little Bird You Liuhua, Xiao Mengye walked up to his unconscious sister Zhangye with a curious expression, stretched out his right hand and dipped it in the unknown red liquid on the floor, and then looked at the motionless Zhangye, and tilted his head cutely.
"Ernie sauce, Ernei-chan is asleep", Xiao Mengye raised his right hand stained with an unknown red liquid and said to Liyue with a calm face.
"Don't worry! Let's go find the Time Chicken first! With a serious face, Li Yue took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and directly clicked on the "Angry Rooster" APP, with a slight slide of his fingers!
βbiuοΌβ , the rooster in the mobile phone crossed a graceful curve in the air and landed directly on the ...... On the green pig's head at the other end of the phone screen, a 99999+ crit was hit.
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"I'm sorry, let's bury the camphor leaves", Li Aotian pushed the frame on the bridge of his nose, very calmly, without embarrassment.
Well, that's normal!
(There's no code word today.,So this chapter is a little late.,I'll see if I can code out the second chapter.,If not, it's only tomorrow.,Sorry.,By the way, ask for a wave of recommendation votes!) οΌ