Regarding the matter of T-1000 joining the [Ancient Meat Fan Burning Qu Department], it was like child's play, and in Liyue's so-called "Heaven and earth are the greatest", it was hastily decided. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Aotian responded to the question like this: I'm so willful, I'm not happy that you stoned me to death with Grandpa Mao!

Yes, it's strong!

The next morning, as usual, Liyue calmly sat up from the tatami mat, and hugged the little bird Yurokuka, who had been sneaking into his room in the middle of the night by unknown means, and hanging firmly around his neck, like a carrot.

From this point of view, perhaps Bird Yu Liuhua still has the potential to be an assassin...... Well, probably.

After all, it's hard to break into someone's room without knowing it, and it's done time and time again. With the ability of the six-flowered cute beast to unlock the password lock, fingerprint lock, and sound lock, it is completely possible to certify the professional unlocking certificate.

Liyue has to suspect that this rather cute-looking poor milk Lori krypton gold has been recharged!

Because Ma Hua said painfully: [As long as you have enough money, you can become stronger!] 【Sao Nian, use your brain to think about it, no krypton, will the penguin let you have a supreme heroic weapon? [Krypton, is the object of our service, for players who have never been krypton, we just want to say, sorry, you still delete the number! ] 】

As for what kind of flower hurts...... Everyone knows it, haha, hahaha, hahahaha. (I'm going to get beaten to death by my boss, right?) ）

Well...... If you think about it this way, the little bird You Liuhua, who was born as a heroine, is indeed a kryptonite player!

A dull hairy king possessed by the protagonist's luck, what else can he say!

"Click", the bedroom doorknob suddenly turned open from the outside.

"Oh hi, Ernie sauce!" , Zhangye pushed open the door of Liyue's room, and greeted Liyue virtuously.

Liyue subconsciously aimed at Zhangye's chest...... Well, the familiar lean milk, cut, hasn't it gotten bigger.

No, no, no, you can't get me wrong, it's not dirty at all! It turns out that when you look at an object with the eyes of art, even if you don't wear anything, it's art!

Can a gentleman's thing be called a pervert! What's more, the protagonist is a perverted gentleman!

"Huh!" , Zhangye pushed open the door and saw the little bird lying on the ground in the shape of a "big" character You Liuhua, sighed and said helplessly, "Sister Liuhua is like this again, alas, it's really worrying~ How many times is it this time?" Well, it seems like 79 times. ”

As he spoke, Zhangye walked over and pushed the little bird You Liuhua a few times, but the latter didn't mean to wake up at all, just whimpered softly, turned over and continued to sleep.

Li Yue stood beside him, the index finger and thumb of his right hand against his chin, looking at the sleeping state of the six-flowered cute beast, and decisively made a suggestion: "Do you want to try that method?" ”

"Nani?" , camphor leaves questioned.

She hadn't heard of any methods, and what was the matter with such a serious look, could it be that Ernie Sauce suddenly became a normal human form!

Liyue squatted on the ground, gently lifted Liuhua's head with his left hand, picked up Liuhua's body with his right hand, and then went down with his head......

"Ah!! Ernie sauce, what are you doing! ”

Camphor Ye covered his face with his hands, and shouted loudly with a flushed face, hmm...... It's just why the fingers are open.

It must have been ruined by some perverted gentleman!

Li Yue blinked at Zhangye with big innocent eyes: "Isn't artificial respiration a daily act to wake people up in the morning?" ”

Eh...... It turned out to be a daily behavior, so I didn't say it earlier...... Well, artificial respiration!! ……

"There's nothing to do with the two! Who would do that! Zhangye shouted loudly with a flushed face.

You Liuhua, the little bird in Liyue's arms, squirmed for a moment, rubbed his eyes with his right hand to close them again, saw the camphor leaf Lori on the side, and said in a lazy tone: "Eh, camphor leaf sauce, why are you here?" ”

Then, the little bird You Liuhua raised his head again and saw Liyue who was holding him, blinking his big cute eyes and saying, "Ah! Liyue, let's have a daily artificial respiration first! ”

“…………”

Camphor retreated to the back of the room with a calm face, and then gently closed the door.

This world is absolutely normal! …… It's just that I opened the door the wrong way!

Right! That's right! Camphor Ye's heart burned with new hope.

Believe in yourself, if you stay under the same roof with a psychopath for a long time, you can be so proficient!

After a brief washing, Liyue and the little bird You Liuhua walked straight to the living room to prepare for breakfast.

"Now, Liuhua-chan, I should have slept well yesterday." With a smile, Mrs. Tomigashi said to the little bird Yu Liuhua who was eating in the open.

From her natural attitude, it is not difficult to see what this lady is planning...... Even a sentence contained a lot of information, such as why she knew that Liuhua slept with Liyue...... It's scary to think about! (>_<)

Hawkers, anyway, for Mrs. Kong, this is indeed a 'virtuous' wife, no matter what kind of way it is... →_→

Mrs. Fugashi turned her head and showed a 'kind' smile to Liyue next to her: "Na, Liyue, young people should be restrained in doing that kind of thing~." ”

The fork moving in Liyue's hand was in a trance, and then stabilized again, expressing its master's immovable attitude in the face of wind and rain.

True unequaled old driver! Li Yue said silently in his heart.

Liyue put down the knife and fork in his hand, nodded solemnly to Mrs. Fugashi, and gave a thumbs up: "Big husband! ”

The little bird You Liuhua, who was desperately eating, suddenly raised her head, ignored the two rice grains that were sticking to her mouth, and said to Liyue with a curious expression: "What's the matter, Liyue?" ”

Li Yue casually picked up a tissue and wiped his mouth, and used a serious tone to popularize the 'daily knowledge' for the little bird You Liuhua.

"When human beings reach the age of 14, they will begin to sprout sexually, and the secretion between Hol~Er~Mongolia will accelerate, thus causing ideological delusions and realistic impulses.

This phenomenon is more pronounced when lonely men and widows are in the same room. However, this is a very normal phenomenon of puberty. If you don't understand, then there is a generic name, that is: do "beep~". ”

"Wow~!" , Little Bird You Liuhua opened her mouth wide cutely~, and exclaimed in surprise, "It turned out to be doing" beep ~". ”

"Poof!"

Camphor leaves, who were eating bread and drinking milk on the side, heard the pure speech of the little bird You Liuhua, and couldn't help but spit out the milk in his mouth.

There is an attack called a combo, and the little bird Yuliuhua interprets this sentence very well:

Little Bird You Liuhua stood up with an excited face, ran to Liyue's side, shook Liyue's arm and said, "Liyue, when will we come to do "beep~"! Sounds like a lot of fun! ”

Don't even talk nonsense if you don't even know how to do "beep~"!

"Click!"

The three views of the camphor leaf, which were originally extremely strong, are collapsing...... And the cracks are expanding at an alarming rate...... Eventually, it collapsed!

It's scary! The second secondary disease is so scary! My worldview, outlook on life, and values are collapsing rapidly! Abbreviated as destroying the three views!

Little Bird You Liuhua looked at the camphor leaf covering his chest with an innocent face: "Huh? Camphor leaf sauce, what is that white, viscous white liquid on your mouth? Also, your Oupai is so small, and if you hammer it again, it will become flat-chested! ”

"Butterfly !!" , camphor leaf lori let out a trembling wail.

I'm just a kid!! A little Lori who still has development potential!

"Babble~ya~babble", the four-year-old Lori Mengye lay on Liyue's body, curiously watching her sister's three views collapse, and her little face slightly bulged with a puzzled expression.

It's shameful to sell cute!! …… But, kawaii!

(Fiction Group: 362260209, one last word, no matter where I see my book, I just want to say...... Pity me, go to the main station of the starting point and add a collection to me! It's easy to discuss! You have to know,The book of an ordinary website has a virus.,It's true that only the author's book is sent to the group...... Hey, why am I in the water again? No, no, no, as a mentally ill person, how can I know such an advanced technique as water? Delusion, yes, it must be an illusion! ）