Chapter 1: The contemptible Lu Han
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I think she was a big man back then, a little person who could torture her with a finger, and she mixed in the mixed photography circle with her tail between her tail every day, until today, she has never found a stable job with various awards won by photographing green mountains and beautiful rivers when she was a student, so she really failed to shine in D City, where big coffee gathered, with the luck of stepping on **** every time she went out. So, as a small person, she is still just a little minion who can only carry an ID card and a hot pillow in D City.
Of course, except for the bad luck of not being able to win the lottery by stepping on the ****, all of the above are not chances.
Chance is like a Mary Sue TV series filmed many years ago when the girl's idol drama was rotten on the street, the heroine wakes up and becomes the granddaughter of the world's richest man, and there are a variety of beautiful men for her to choose from; Or that chance should be that when she went to the desert to shoot the starry sky, someone told her that she must bring out a small bag of sand from the desert, and when she walked out of the desert, she would be grateful to God, and she religiously brought out a bag of sand from the desert, and then when she walked out of the desert, just like in the fable, the sand turned into gold; No matter how bad it is, the chance should be to go to the supermarket to buy instant noodles, and call the packaging at home to see, there are two seasoning packets, and the extra one can make people delicious without straining the seasoning next time they get the noodles.
And for her, the so-called encounter is when she quarreled with a **** to the point of basically assimilating with him, so angry that she couldn't distinguish between right and wrong, thinking that the doorbell rang was the **** coming back to apologize, she opened the door angrily, and blurted out a "roll" that swallowed mountains and rivers, and even the earth couldn't help shaking before she realized that the person she wanted to scold was not the same person standing at the door at all, so she ......
Congratulations!
A mechanical game promotion voice suddenly sounded in her mind: "Congratulations on your successful promotion to the real ****!" β
Yes, you read that right, she is the **** who has just been promoted to a real **** - the person standing at her door is not the **** man Jiang Nan, but a beautiful man with a rich and handsome hand.
That's what happened.
You don't need to burn incense and worship the Buddha, stay at home, and you will get married, oh no, it's a beautiful man who fell from the sky!
She was stunned for three seconds......
Many times later, apart from life and death, she thought that those three seconds were really a very long three seconds. In those long three seconds, her mood instantly changed from the cold winter wax moon to the fragrance of birds and flowers, spring and autumn fruits, fruits, golden cinnamon, and rice warehouses. "I'm Cao, God, you used my twenty-six years of luck to save me a big one!"
But only three seconds......
When the name of the beautiful man smoothly appeared in the mind of the beautiful woman who went to outer space to communicate with God about the pleasure of this burst of luck, she closed the door with a "Duang".
God, you just bullied her for not wanting to communicate with the believers on weekdays for her worship of the vast world! Looking at her dress that was no different from that of the "charter wife", she couldn't help but secretly hate that she couldn't be possessed by Qin Yumo, and quickly changed into a beautiful delicate girl in six seconds.
When I resentfully that I was not the Zixia Fairy, I suddenly remembered that there was a golden figure at the door comparable to "RMB", and I hurriedly opened the door, and after confirming that I was not smiling like a spring breeze in front of me, but the face was blue and did not drool from the nose, I nodded very doggedly, and the scribe in my hand shook, trying to show his humanistic demeanor, and was about to greet him with a sweet voice, he was already smiling and saying: "You are the landlord here?" β
Landlord = charter wife?
Click, the string in my mind that has fantasized about marrying a beautiful man and having children to spend the rest of my life together is broken!
Hey, sir, do you even speak? Can a young and invincible old girl like her be a charter wife?
In one sentence, she was a crystal clear girl. Chartered mother?? She gritted her back molars angrily, Jiang Nan, you crow's mouth, the handsome guys in the world are really not looking for her!
Thinking of Jiang Nan sitting in her living room just now, eating her potato chips, playing with her computer, repairing her pictures, and saying that she didn't have a boyfriend in her twenties because the image of the charter wife was too deep in the hearts of the masses, so even if she had the heart of a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, dreamed of being eighteen or nineteen years old, wore cosmetics that she would use at the age of twenty-one or twelve, and looked at a book at the age of twenty-three or four, she couldn't meet the right person who should have met at the age of twenty-five or sixteen, after all, she still had a thirty-seven or eight-year-old hairstyle. Unless the person who appeared in front of her was blind and blind, he would definitely not look down on her. During the time when she was nesting in her small grass nest with moldy mushrooms, no one who could knock on her door was urging property fees, food delivery, courier delivery, and no one came to her except for him Jiang Nan.
Sure enough, the one in front of her, she stared at that face resentfully, and subconsciously swallowed her saliva: How can you still look so handsome, why is she a person who went to the wrong door and asked for directions?
No, such a handsome fairy guy, how can you just let go of this kind of face that can only YY, and can't be appreciated, and you can't live at the right door, this handsome face, this small waist, this long legs, where can you find it if you miss it? Even Chang'e of the Heavenly Palace is willing to find Nezha if she wants to marry, just because Nezha is a "lotus"! Such a bright and genuine Oba at least got rid of the three streets of Oba who always came to her house to eat and drink, no, it was ten Chang'an Streets!
Leave him, leave him! If you don't keep him, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life! The little devil in his left head said so.
Keep him, keep him! I see your underdeveloped left brain! The little angel in the right head said so.
Since the left-brain little devil said that she would be single if she didn't leave him, and the right-brain little angel said that this is my missing left brain, so to sum up, I rub, as long as I leave him, I will be one of the high-IQ people who get rid of being single! As for the room or something, didn't Jiang Nan's stinky boy get out of the way and just vacate a room for a beautiful man to live in?
Heaven has mercy, how can such a good thing be missed?
Just do it!
As soon as he looked up, he saw a face in his stunned eyes that seemed to be about to pounce on a vicious dog!
Did someone just come?
She looked around blankly, except for her and this fairy-level beautiful man!
In other words, the face that looks like a vicious dog pounced on her, even if it is imprinted in the pupils, is her own?
Ahhh What a crash!
Why can't she always make a good impression on him?
Also, why is his eyes still the same as looking at strangers? She had introduced herself to him six times! Forget it, he also has bad advantages because he has a bad memory, such as......
"Hello, contemptible Lu Han." She changed her dog-legged and dejected head: "I am the landlord of this house. β
The fish only has a memory of seven seconds, so after every seven seconds, it is a whole new world.
Jiang Nan is right, a cute and soft man like her, every time she sees someone, she gives people a completely different sense of freshness, as an excellent photographer, you must be good at discovering the different beauty of this world, so how can you be single and boring as a photographer! I don't remember that she was just right, after all, not everyone has the opportunity to reacquaint themselves with people and start over.
There is a story that tells that when my grandmother was old, she forgot who her grandfather was, and every morning when she woke up, she would ask her grandfather, "Who are you?" Grandpa said, "I'm your first love!" So they were already old and fell in love as if they were starting anew.
How fortunate she was to reacquaint herself with him before he was old, and to start anew.
"I'm Lu Han." She repeated in a low voice.
"I'm Lu Han." She looked up, her eyes clear.
"I'm Lu Han," she smiled, her face glittering like a potato chip dregs.
"I'm not deaf, Ms. Lu doesn't have to be like this...... he paused, "Treat others with yourself." β
Straddle rub you girl! If you didn't have a memory, wouldn't she have worked so hard?
She grinded her teeth, this kid must be rude, I don't know what is important to say three times!
Sure enough, the face of the immortal product or something, it can be viewed from a distance and cannot be blasphemed!
βpia!β slapped himself in the face: Don't say that, look at this ghostly face!