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"Why are you undressing?" Tao Meng suddenly found that Shen Qingfeng began to undress generously in front of him, and was startled, so he hurriedly turned sideways and didn't look. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I haven't changed my clothes for three days, and it smells of sweat! I want to wash it. Shen Qingfeng explained.

"In this way, go farther away and wash, don't disturb Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has to think about something!" Tao Meng waved his hand and said.

"Oh." Shen Qingfeng looked at Tao Meng suspiciously, nodded, and walked upstream along the river bank with his clothes.

It is worth mentioning here that Shen Qingfeng and Tao Meng's camp was chosen by a small river far away from the Mythology Academy, which was convenient for Tao Meng to kick Shen Qingfeng into the river when he fainted. However, in this way, it will be even more difficult for the search and rescue team sent by the Mythology Academy and the Right Prime Minister's Mansion to find Shen Qingfeng. Who would have thought that Shen Qingfeng, who has always walked half as slowly as others, would be able to run so far!

"Hey, this boss I think is really a good person!" Shen Qingfeng thought as he walked, "He is not only my lifesaver, but also teaches me how to be a good hypocrite, so that I can live a better life in the future!" ”

Shen Qingfeng wasn't worried at all about what Tao Meng would do to him. He is a fat man, and he is also a fat man who was murdered by his fiancée, except that he is the eldest son of the right minister, there is nothing to look at at all. Besides, Tao Meng's cultivation is superb, I'm afraid it is higher than the cultivation of the mythical protector general, even if the right minister stands in front of him, he will be a head shorter, and Shen Qingfeng's identity is nothing in front of him.

As for why Shen Qingfeng thought that the cultivation of the Great Protector General was not as good as Tao Meng, because as we all know, the cultivation of the Great Protector General was in the third stage of the Holy Martial Arts, and he had to cultivate to the tenth stage of the Holy Martial Arts to see Tao Meng's face clearly through the body armor. Such a comparison, of course, is Tao Meng's superb cultivation.

"The boss has high hopes for me, and I must not live up to his kindness!" Shen Qingfeng clenched his fists and said with a firm expression, "Isn't it just a little yoga, I still don't believe that I won't sleep until I finish a whole set!" After an afternoon of training, I was able to fall asleep right from the beginning and not fall asleep until now after 10 minutes! If I continue tomorrow, I will definitely lose weight and become a handsome guy, so that there will be beautiful women chasing me, hahaha......"

Shen Qingfeng happily thought about the bright prospects after losing weight, and continued to move forward. He didn't notice that his walking speed was not slower than normal at all, and it was still slightly faster. In fact, this is inseparable from his overload training and boning fruit in the past two days.

If Tao Meng had told him earlier that the boned fruit was actually Peiyuan fruit, he was afraid that no matter how unpalatable it was, Shen Qingfeng would have begged Tao Meng to give it to him, instead of being afraid of it to the bone like now. The reason why Shen Qingfeng walked so far to take a shower and wash clothes was actually because he wanted to go back to eat the unpalatable boned fruit as late as possible.

"Hey, there's a big rock here that is quickly leveled, well, move it to the shore, wash your clothes and put it on it!" Shen Qingfeng stepped forward excitedly, bent down and hugged the stone, and with a force of both hands, he picked it up quite easily.

"I can't imagine that I have so much strength! Thanks Boss! Shen Qingfeng said as he walked to the shore with the stone and put it down, casually rubbed his clothes twice to dry, and then jumped into the water and washed himself.

"I love to take a bath and bubble, babbling and babbling......" Shen Qingfeng washed while humming the song Tao Meng taught him when he was bored, "I'll wash it...... Hey, what is it? A white dress floated down the river and was scooped up by Shen Qingfeng, "Could it be that someone upstream is there?" After washing, go up and see? It's not dark yet, look! ”

Chapter 7 Seeing a nosebleed from the back

Shen Qingfeng, whose curiosity was aroused, sped up the speed of taking a bath, and finished washing it after dividing it by two in three clicks. After finishing it, Shen Qingfeng grabbed the clothes that were still wet hanging on the stone slab, shook the water casually, and put them on directly. Anyway, the weather is not cold now, and I have long been used to being thrown into the water by Tao Meng so many times in the past two days.

Picking up the white shirt, Shen Qingfeng excitedly walked upstream along the riverbank. I haven't seen anyone for three days, and Shen Qingfeng feels a little out of touch with society and has become a primitive person. (See Tao Meng doesn't count, because you can't see his face.) ）

"Judging by the style and size of this dress, it should be a little girl's clothes!" Shen Qingfeng curiously unfolded his clothes and observed them carefully, "Yes, the material of this dress is really good, and this little flower embroidered on it is so exquisite!" Its owner, should be a beauty! And she is also a virtuous and virtuous beauty! ”

Before he saw a figure, Shen Qingfeng had deduced so much from a piece of clothing. It seems that his devilish weight loss career has really made him bored in the past few days. In the past, when he was idle and bored, he either studied hard or went out to help those in need, so that he would not gossip like he did today, guessing the character of the owner from a piece of clothing.

"It's been so long, why haven't you seen a figure yet?" After walking for a while, he still didn't see half a figure, Shen Qingfeng couldn't help but feel a little strange, "Is there no one?" No, nobody, where did this dress come from? Falling from the sky? Impossible! Walk for another five minutes, and if you don't see anyone yet, go back and eat the unpalatable boned fruit! ”

Fortunately, Shen Qingfeng was not disappointed this time, and after walking forward for about three minutes, Shen Qingfeng found several clean clothes put together with the scabbard of a short sword pressed horizontally. Judging from the style and color of these clothes, they are the same as the tops that Shen Qingfeng picked up. It is estimated that this blouse was not pressed well, it was blown into the water by the wind and went downstream, and it happened to be picked up by Shen Qingfeng.

"It's a dress! It's really a girl! "Shen Qingfeng has a dizzy feeling of being hit on the head by a pie!" I've read so many novels, and several of them say like this: A beautiful woman goes to bathe by the river, and whoever picks up her clothes is her groom! Could it be that I, Shen Qingfeng, am going to run in time? ”

"God treats me well! Not only did I see the true face of Yan Chasing the Moon clearly, but I also recognized a good boss, and now it gives me such a big opportunity! Shen Qingfeng looked up at the sky and burst into tears, "Thank you!" Thanks Boss! Thanks ......"

After thanking the gods, Shen Qingfeng calmed down his emotions, held the white shirt in his hand, and walked forward cautiously step by step. With each additional step, Shen Qingfeng's heart beat faster and faster, and when he could hear the sound of someone holding the river water and spilling it down from a high place and slapping the water, Shen Qingfeng felt that his heart was about to jump out!

"My goodness! It turns out that doing bad things feels like this! Shen Qingfeng clutched his chest hard, his face excited, "This is the first time I've done something bad, it's so exciting!" I feel so excited that I want to burst my blood vessels! Wow, if I become a hypocrite in the future, I will often do bad things, and I will be so excited every time, will I get high blood pressure?! "It's such an exciting time, Shen Qingfeng still has the leisure to think about this!

There happened to be a bush in front of him blocking his view, and Shen Qingfeng involuntarily slowed down his pace and tiptoed over like a thief. Picking up the shrubs that blocked his view, Shen Qingfeng stepped forward and peeked very carefully.

As Shen Qingfeng expected, there was indeed a woman bathing. She stood waist-deep in the river with her back to Shen Qingfeng, her long hair scattered and covering most of her fair skin. She bent down and picked up a handful of clear river water, poured it on herself, and the droplets of water that looked crystal clear in the afterglow of the setting sun slid down the smooth bare back of the beauty, and after passing the small waist that could be held by the bridle, she returned to the embrace of the river.

"Wow! She's so white! "Shen Qingfeng's face was red, and his eyes were about to bulge!" The first time you do a bad thing, you can actually encounter such a good thing! It's so much fun...... Well? So something flowed down? Snotty? But I didn't catch a cold! Feeling two warm liquids flowing out of his nasal tubes, Shen Qingfeng subconsciously reached out and touched it, "Wow! I actually had a nosebleed! ”

Looking at the red liquid on his hands, Shen Qingfeng couldn't cry or laugh.

"It's a shame! I only saw a nosebleed from the back, and I didn't burst the blood vessels when I saw the front! So embarrassed, how embarrassed to meet a beautiful woman?! Hey, let's withdraw first! Thinking of this, Shen Qingfeng didn't dare to look at it anymore, and quickly turned around cautiously and walked towards the camp.

Shen Qingfeng walked in a panic, and even the white shirt fell to the ground, but he didn't have time to pick it up. It can be seen that his first time is really too exciting for him.

Shen Qingfeng rushed back to the camp at the speed of a 100-meter sprint, and saw Tao Meng sitting by the river in a daze from a distance, Shen Qingfeng suddenly became embarrassed, feeling as if he had neglected something.

"Didn't you go to the shower? How did it take so long to wash! Don't you want to eat dinner so early? Hearing Shen Qingfeng's movement running back, Tao Meng said jokingly. Turning her head and seeing Shen Qingfeng's face, Tao Meng couldn't help but pause, and said suspiciously: "Hey, what are you doing, why do you take a shower and wash your face full of blood?!" ”

"Bloody face?" Shen Qingfeng was stunned for a moment, and then he figured out what he had forgotten. I had a nosebleed just now, but I just wiped it with my sleeve, but I didn't wipe it clean at all, and my face was covered with blood. At first glance, it's quite scary.

"Did you get into a fight with a carp in the river and get slapped in the face by a tail?" I have to say that Tao Meng's imagination is very rich, and she even came up with a fight with a carp. This is also because Tao Meng saw that Shen Qingfeng was not injured at all, and he was not attacked by someone or a beast, otherwise he would have jumped up to give his little brother a head!

"Boss, it's like this, I picked up a piece of clothing when I was taking a shower, and then I ......" Shen Qingfeng walked in front of Tao Meng and sat down, grabbed his unkempt hair, and was embarrassed to tell what happened just now.

"You're too embarrassed to lose my face!" After knowing what happened, Tao Meng said in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel, "I have a nosebleed just by looking at a back, do you want to be so impulsive?!" The blood is so strong! ”

"No way, boss, I've never done this kind of thing before, it's the first time I've done it, I'm really nervous!" Shen Qingfeng rubbed his hands, excited, and embarrassed smiled and said, "But it's so exciting!" It turns out that it's so easy to be a bad guy, and there are such good benefits! ”

"So, I'm going to train you to be a good hypocrite!" Tao Meng said proudly, "Eh, by the way, hypocrites are built on not being discovered by others. In other words, when you do something bad, you must not let others know! You're so blatant to peek at other people's baths, aren't you afraid? ”

"This......" Shen Qingfeng's eyes rolled, and he immediately came up with a countermeasure, "I can say that I got lost and accidentally walked there, and besides, I didn't know that there were beautiful women bathing in such a remote place!" Who's going to take a peek? ”

"Well, that's good!" Tao Meng nodded with satisfaction, "Your brain is turning very fast, but you have to be able to lie without blushing and your heart without beating, and now there is still a big difference!" ”

"I'll try!" Shen Qingfeng said firmly.

"Okay, then, let's have dinner!" As he spoke, Tao Meng took out the Pei Yuan Fruit that made Shen Qingfeng deeply understand evil, and said with a smile, "It's a little late now, aren't you hungry?" ”

As soon as he saw Pei Yuanguo, Shen Qingfeng only felt that his scalp was numb, "Boss, boss, you see that I am sweating all over my body, and it is not comfortable to be sticky and sticky on my body, why don't I wash it again?" Although it was an inquiry, before Tao Meng could express his position, Shen Qingfeng hurriedly turned around and wanted to escape.

"You think you're faster than me?!" Tao Meng grabbed Shen Qingfeng's trouser belt and lifted him up, "Hurry up and eat!" This boned fruit can't be eaten by others! Eh, strange, why do you seem to be a little lighter? ”

"What?" Shen Qingfeng, who was swinging his hands and feet like a big crab, stopped with a stunned expression, "Before I went to take a bath, didn't you just help me measure it, boss, nothing has changed, right?" ”

"Strange!" Tao Meng put Shen Qingfeng on the ground and looked at him suspiciously, "Why did you lose nearly ten catties in a while?!" After eating so many boning fruits and pulling them so many times, isn't it light? How...... Yes! I see! Tao Meng pointed to the blood stains on Shen Qingfeng's face and said happily.

"Boss, what do you understand?" Shen Qingfeng felt inexplicable, why did he point to his face and say "understood"?

"Fatty, answer honestly when you ask!"

"I've always been honest."

"When you peeped just now, did you feel your heart pounding, your breathing short, and your sweat like pulp?"

"It seems to be. The sweat had soaked all the clothes, and although the clothes weren't dry, they were now wrung out of the water. ”

"Excellent! Lao Tzu can now re-formulate a weight loss plan for you, and if this plan is not successful, Lao Tzu will eat hard and eat fatter than you! ”

"What?"