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"It's nothing, it's time for dinner!" As he spoke, Tao Meng quickly threw Pei Yuanguo into Shen Qingfeng's open mouth, "Run away and pull, don't stink Lao Tzu!" ”

"Hmm......" Pei Yuanguo snapped his stomach, and his reaction immediately came. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Shen Qingfeng hurriedly covered his mouth with one hand, pressed his chest with the other, and ran awkwardly to his temporary toilet with his legs between his legs. If you don't run faster, I'm afraid I'll have to pull it up to my pants!

"This fat man's obesity is going to be treated like this!" Looking at Shen Qingfeng's hurried back, Tao Meng touched his chin and whispered, "If you want to use that method, then it's not appropriate to continue to stay here!" Looks like it's time to go to the city. After being trapped for so many years, I am afraid that the market outside has changed a long time ago! People who know Lao Tzu either hang up or go there, there shouldn't be anyone I know! In that case, let's continue to follow the fat man! This fat guy is quite interesting! ”

Chapter 8 Tao Meng's Origin

Shen Qingfeng had diarrhea and almost collapsed, and the beautiful woman who he had peeked at the back before had already finished taking a shower and was getting dressed.

"Strange, why is there a piece of clothing missing?" The beautiful woman took away the scabbard that pressed the clothes, flipped through it at will, and found that a blouse was missing, and couldn't help but wonder, "Could it be that it wasn't pressed well and was blown away by the wind?" If yes, it's a shame! This set of clothes has only been worn once, and now there is one less one that can't be set, and it's not easy to find other clothes to match! Forget it, there's no one here anyway, so I'll just wear it and I'll be able to go back tomorrow. When the time comes, ask someone to help make the same thing. ”

The beautiful woman was talking to herself as she slowly put on her clothes. Although she is alone here, she still neatly arranges her clothes, and you can see that she is a person who pays attention to appearance and lives a very delicate life.

After getting dressed, the beauty picked up the short sword that was placed beside her and got up to leave. Earlier, when she was bathing, she pressed her clothes with her scabbard, and as for the short sword, she should have carried it with her in case of attacks from fierce beasts.

Fortunately, Shen Qingfeng didn't rush out stupidly at that time, otherwise, with his little strength as a trainee martial artist, even if he said "This is a misunderstanding", he would definitely be dismantled by the annoyed and angry beauty! You must know that most women on the mythical continent are still very conservative, and their bodies can only be seen by their husbands. If it is accidentally seen by others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, the party who made the mistake deserves to be killed even if it is killed!

"Hey, my clothes!" When the beautiful woman passed by a bush, she suddenly saw a piece of white cloth hanging on a branch and swaggering in the wind, and when she looked closely, it was the shirt she had lost. "Great! Don't bother to redo it! The beauty said happily, and hurriedly walked a few steps to take off her clothes.

"What's dirty? And bloodstains! The beauty pinched the collar and unfolded the clothes, and was stunned when she saw the little blood stains on the hem. Looking down at the ground, I saw that there were also some radial blood stains on the ground, and judging from the brightness of the color, the time was definitely not more than half an hour.

"Someone peeked!" This is the first thought of a beautiful woman.

"Alert!" As soon as the second thought came out, the beauty quickly drew her short sword and looked around nervously. I didn't notice anything going on, and it seemed that the peekers had already left, and the beauty was relieved.

"In this barren mountains and mountains, how can anyone ****** simply regret dying, "Why should I take a shower now, and not wait until tomorrow to go home and close the door to wash!" Stupid! No, I shouldn't have come here looking for herbs! Which pig's head said that there was a blue flame grass in the mountain behind the school? Why did I believe this nonsense, and I deliberately got up early in the morning and ran to this hellish place to find it! Is the peeking guy still there? His cultivation should be higher than mine, and I didn't even notice anyone peeking at him. Will he wait until the evening......"

The more the beauty thinks about it, the more scared she becomes, and the environment that originally looked quite normal now became strange in her eyes. A cool breeze blew, and the beauty couldn't help but shiver, and her hairs stood up!

"No! Definitely not to stay overnight in a place like this! It's too dangerous here! I think I'd better go! Shaking her head vigorously, the beauty looked up in the direction, and after identifying the location of the school, she left almost with a run.

"I don't know which bastard peeked! I don't know how much he saw! All nosebleeds, I must have seen a lot! The beauty was thinking crankily as she ran, her face quickly changed between cyan and red, she should be ashamed and angry, and she was extremely angry, "I'm angry!" You must not tell anyone about this kind of thing, or my reputation will be ruined! I hope that the peeker doesn't see my face, and even if they do, they don't know me! Damn it! If he hadn't been stronger than me, I'd have killed him!" Gouge out his eyes and stomp on them! I, I curse him for diarrhea to death! ”

This curse is quite effective, because Shen Qingfeng, who peeked at him taking a bath, is now having diarrhea, and he is not far from death.

"Boss, I feel like I'm going to die...... Shen Qingfeng, who finally finished pulling, lifted his pants, but walked back, sat on the ground, and said with a painful face. Can't you give me something else? I see there's still some meat on the chicken bone rack, and I can't waste it! Now that meat is so expensive, many poor people can't eat it once a month! Saying this, Shen Qingfeng reached out to take the chicken bone rack that Tao Meng had put aside after he finished gnawing it, and the sporadic sticking shredded meat on it made his saliva flow out!

"Please, you're losing weight! How can you eat this high-calorie food? Tao Meng stretched out his left hand to pat away Shen Qingfeng's fat paws, and pinched a dog's tail with his right hand to pick his teeth, "You can't give up all your efforts!" With that, Tao Meng picked up the chicken bone rack with her free left hand and threw them all into the water.

"Boss, I'll die if I don't eat!" Shen Qingfeng watched the chicken bone frame sink into the water like that, and said very painfully.

"You haven't eaten for two days, aren't you living well?" Tao Meng glanced at Shen Qingfeng, and then took out a Peiyuan fruit and tossed it to play, "Don't underestimate this boned fruit, although it is unpalatable, but the effect of replenishing vitality is very good, I guarantee that you will not starve to death!" Lao Tzu, this is for your good, don't bite Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people! ”

"I know boss, you're doing it for my good! But who is Lu Dongbin? How have I never heard of it. Shen Qingfeng asked curiously. I couldn't help it, I couldn't get anything to eat, so I had to divert my attention so that the more I thought about it, the more painful it became.

"He's a good guy!" Tao Meng commented, "He is chivalrous, chivalrous and tender, and has done a lot of good things!" But he is not as miserable as you, you are a hundred and sixty centimeters tall and weigh one hundred and sixty kilograms; And Lu Dongbin is 180 centimeters tall and weighs 65 kilograms, and he looks like a jade tree in the wind, graceful, and a beautiful little girl takes the initiative to offer flowers when walking on the road! ”

"Wow! He's so good! Shen Qingfeng was so envious that he wanted to die when he heard it.

"That's why you want to work hard to lose weight! You're only sixteen, and there's room to grow taller. Maybe he will be as handsome as Lu Dongbin in the future, and there will be beautiful girls on the road to offer you flowers! Tao Meng took the opportunity to demagogue, "You have to insist!" Persistence is victory! ”

"Hmmm! I'll stick to it! Shen Qingfeng clenched his fists and touched each other, "Ah, boss, I feel that my high fighting spirit is back!" I decided to go to bed early at night so that I would have the energy to work hard to lose weight tomorrow! ”

"Poof!" Tao Meng couldn't help laughing, "You kid didn't fall asleep lying down one day!" Still snoring, kicking your feet and not waking up! If it weren't for Lao Tzu here, maybe the wolf wouldn't know if it was in the middle of the night! ”

"Hehe......" Shen Qingfeng scratched his head embarrassedly, and suddenly looked at Tao Meng with a curious gaze. Of course, in his eyes, there was only a ball of light and shadow in human form.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Tao Meng asked suspiciously.

"Boss, there's something I don't understand!" Shen Qingfeng lowered his head and said with some trepidation, "I want to ask you, but I'm afraid of breaking your taboo." ”

"What's the matter? Be bold and say it! Tao Meng's curiosity was hooked by Shen Qingfeng.

"Boss, I asked, don't be angry!" Shen Qingfeng raised his head and plucked up his courage to say, "I just want to know, boss, where did you come from?" I haven't heard of the yoga weight loss and Lu Dongbin you talked about! ”

"Hey! I thought it was a big deal! Tao Meng slapped Shen Qingfeng on the shoulder, "Isn't it just asking Lao Tzu's origin, just say it directly!" ”

"However, it is rude to ask about someone's privacy!"

"You are Lao Tzu's younger brother, and this is not a confidential matter, what can't be said! Listen, Lao Tzu is from the earth, and those yoga and Lu Dongbin are all things that only people on the earth know. It's normal that you don't know, because the Earth is far away from the mythical continent! Tao Meng said, a trace of extremely hidden loss flashed in her eyes.

"So, no wonder I don't know!" Shen Qingfeng nodded and said clearly, "Boss, it's not too early, I'm sleeping!" ”

"Sleep, go back to school tomorrow morning!" Tao Meng raised her head and looked at the rising moon and said.

"Hmm...... Well? Back to school tomorrow?! Shen Qingfeng's body that had been lying down sat up violently as if it was loaded with a spring, and looked at Tao Meng suspiciously, "Boss, aren't you going to lose weight training?" It's inconvenient to go back! ”

"Didn't Lao Tzu tell you that there is a new way! This method is not suitable here, so go back to school first! Tao Meng said impatiently, "Hurry up and sleep!" Otherwise, tomorrow morning Lao Tzu will have to throw you into the water again to wake up. ”

"Oh!" Shen Qingfeng responded, lay down obediently, closed his eyes, and fell asleep after a while, snoring loudly.

"It is said that fat people have a wide heart and a fat body, and they sleep on the bed, and sure enough, they fell asleep without a minute!" Hearing the sound of snoring, Tao Meng, who was looking at the moon in a daze, couldn't help but turn her head, glanced at Shen Qingfeng funny, and then turned back to look at the moon.

"This moon is really like the moon in the solar system!" Tao Meng muttered, her voice was so thin that she had to reach her ears to hear it.

Tao Meng was originally an earthling, and in a plane crash, he coincidentally passed through the time and space tunnel and came to the mythical continent. Coming to this place that is somewhat similar to the earth, but completely unfamiliar, and can never go back, Tao Meng, who has always been very single, spent the first few days of confusion, and then mixed in the mythical continent with peace of mind.

The crossing gift package that Tao Meng got was that he had very good talent and strong physical fitness, and the speed of cultivating Xuan Qi was not ordinarily fast! Soon he cultivated and became famous. Back then, he was a man of the year on the Mythical Continent, no matter who he was, as long as Tao Meng's name was mentioned, he would be envious, and of course there were not a few people who were jealous of him.

As for why Tao Meng was later sealed at the bottom of the waterhole by the formation, there is a very unlucky story in this, which will be discussed later.

Chapter 9: The Boss Becomes a Cat

Because he was thrown into the river by Tao Meng for two consecutive mornings to wake up cold, in order to avoid the bad luck of taking a cold shower early in the morning, Shen Qingfeng woke up automatically without waiting for Tao Meng to stretch out his evil hand today.

"Ah, good morning boss!" Seeing Tao Meng raise his hand and prepare to throw him into the water, Shen Qingfeng couldn't help but touch a cold sweat, and said with a flattering face, "Hehe, I got up early today!" ”

"You are a little brother, and you get up later than the boss, you are embarrassed to say! How rude! Tao Meng was obviously flustered, but she didn't expect Shen Qingfeng to wake up automatically today. However, he also had his countermeasures, and after casually pulling out a reason, he still unswervingly reached out and grabbed Shen Qingfeng's collar and threw it into the river.

"Poof!" With a sound, Shen Qingfeng smashed out a large splash of water and quickly sank.

"Hey, I woke up so early, and I still haven't escaped the bad luck of taking a cold shower! It's good to be the boss! If you want to teach your little brother a lesson, you can do it for any reason! Shen Qingfeng climbed up from the river with his hands and feet, and then lay on the bank to pretend to be a turtle, "Why does the boss always like to throw me into the water?" Do you want to see the splash I make? What's there to see? ”

"Lao Tzu saw that you were very confused all day long, so I deliberately let you go to the water to be sober and sober!" Tao Meng said, took out a Peiyuan fruit and threw it in front of Shen Qingfeng, "Oh, your breakfast, eat it!" ”

"I hate people who hunt rabbits early in the morning to eat!" Shen Qingfeng reluctantly picked up his breakfast, glanced at Tao Meng, who was skinning the rabbit, and said very jealously.

"When you lose weight successfully, you can eat braised pork every morning!" Tao Meng glanced at Shen Qingfeng, and after throwing down a sentence, she continued to peel the rabbit seriously, "Oh, also, hurry up and eat, and then run away to pull, don't affect Lao Tzu's roasted rabbit!" ”

"Hey!" Shen Qingfeng sighed, closed his eyes and stuffed Pei Yuanguo whole into his mouth, and after swallowing it with his neck tilted, he got up and ran at a speed of 100 meters.