Chapter 1: Strong man, dry this bowl of chicken soup
Summer has been a little sad lately, and he has a subversive understanding of his worldview for the past twenty years. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
It all started at noon on that hot summer day, a story about chicken soup and chicken soup for the soul.
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Ding dong, the pleasant doorbell rang, and the summer rubbed his stomach that had already protested, blew the horn, and trotted to the living room to open the door.
When I opened the door, I was greeted by an old man, who looked like he was in his sixties, full of silver hair, and more importantly, his wrinkled dark face, which was full of sweat at the moment.
The old man leaned on the door frame, bent down, gasped and asked, "This gentleman, did you order the chicken soup and big bone noodles?" ”
Looking at the old man's appearance, he couldn't care about his hungry stomach in the summer, and quickly poured a glass of water for the old man: "Uncle, don't worry, drink saliva first and moisten your throat." This fast food restaurant is really, on a hot day, how can you let an old man come out to deliver takeaways! Isn't that bullying? ”
The uncle took the water cup handed over by Summer, drank all the water in the cup in a big gulp, and said heavily: "Hey...... Hey, this, it's not to blame the boss, it's all my own volition. Who made my wife seriously ill and the family urgently needed money. ”
Summer took the empty water cup, helped the old man sit down and said, "Alas, these days, prices have risen, and it is not easy to find a job. It's okay to say that there is nothing at home, but if there is a major illness or a small disaster, it will be a big trouble. Uncle, give me noodles, you are old, sit and blow the air conditioner to rest and rest, and I will give you the money. ”
"Hey, young man......" The old man stretched out his hand to stop Summer, and looked like he wanted to say something: "That, that...... I was in too much of a hurry just now, and I accidentally spilled your bowl of noodles, look at this......"
Summer was stunned for a moment, and then it was reflected, and I didn't see the takeaway brought by the old man just now.
Then he came back to his senses and hurriedly comforted the old man, "Uncle, it doesn't matter, it's just a bowl of noodles." You can rest assured, I will pay the money, and I will definitely not let you run in vain. You're in need of money at this time, and if you delay your work because of this, it's a big problem. ”
After the old man rested for a while, his breathing was finally no longer so cramped, and he said in a slumped voice: "Look, young man, because of me, you didn't eat, and you have to break the bill." Otherwise, I just have a book called 'Chicken Soup for the Soul', and I gave it to you, and I can't let you spend this unjust money in vain. ”
, see you for a long time, this uncle is a master.
Uncle, how did you come up with the idea of delivering chicken noodle soup and carrying a copy of 'Chicken Soup for the Soul' with you, is the purpose of your store not only to make the guests full of stomachs, but also to make the guests full of energy, this wave can, really 'chicken soup'.
The uncle rubbed his hands a little shyly, and said with a slightly humble smile: "No...... There's no way, I can't take your money for nothing, no. Even if I need money now, I can't do that bad thing. ”
The old man was so excited that he even burst out in dialects.
Summer had red eyes and said in a choked voice: "Uncle, don't say anything, you are a good person." Fifty of you should be enough to pay for the noodles and the book. ”
"How embarrassing it is, young man." The uncle waved his hand again and again, but his eyes were staring at the fifty yuan.
Summer stretched out his hand to stop: "Uncle, don't shirk, you must still have takeaway to deliver, if you delay it any longer, it will not be good to be complained, what if you lose your job." ”
The old man shuddered his hands and took out a washed and faded handkerchief from his pocket, and when he opened it, there was a thin stack of loose banknotes.
"Then I'll find you money, those two things, but I can't ask for so much money."
"Uncle, don't excuse yourself, count the tips I give you or not. Can't you just let me pretend to be rich, this is the first time I've tipped someone. ”
Hearing the other party's refusal, the uncle had no choice but to put away the handkerchief, sighed and said, "Child, you are a good person, wow, there are not many young people like you these days." When crossing the street, those young people, when they saw us old people, were so frightened that they didn't dare to leave, for fear of getting into trouble. Tell me, is it true that every old man can't touch porcelain? ”
Summer scratched her head a little embarrassed, saying that, crit 10,000 points of damage.
Because he is what the old people call the young man. To tell the truth, he will hide when he meets an old man on the road, but he doesn't want to get into unnecessary trouble, and the main reason is ...... Poor. The poor can't even support the elderly.
"Uncle, you see it's not early, you still have to deliver takeaways."
The uncle smashed his mouth, and stopped criticizing various social phenomena with some unfinished thoughts, and then took out a note and said: "Young man, please sign here and leave a piece of evidence to prove that you have received the takeaway." ”
"Okay, okay. Let's sign it here. Hey, okay, you've got it. Slow down, uncle! ”
Looking at the old man who was drifting away, Xia shook his head and sighed: "Hey, what an honest person, it's a pity that fate is unfair, I really hope that the uncle's wife can be safe." ”
Hey, what should I do if I'm hungry. Forget it, you can only turn your appetite into strength, come on, strong man, dry this 'chicken soup' in your hand.
Three days passed in a flash, and when the old man appeared in front of the summer again, he realized that he was still young in the end, and he couldn't keep his affection in this world since ancient times, and only routines won people's hearts.
"Hey, it's you, uncle, it's such a coincidence, did you come out so early to deliver takeaways." At this time, Summer was doing his daily morning exercises, because he really couldn't stand the fat all over his body.
But seeing the uncle's serious face, he said seriously: "Boy, you are very good, you have passed my test, whether it is heart or talent, you are the best choice, now I officially inform you that you have been accepted by me as a closed disciple, remember, you will be my apprentice without a cliff in the future, go out, but don't fall into the name of the master." ”
Apprentice, still closed disciple, uncle, please don't make trouble, I just want to have a simple morning exercise, and I don't want to learn any old Taijiquan.
"Uncle, don't make trouble, I'm running, I'll laugh at me again in a while, who do you say this should be."
Wu Yazi smiled mysteriously, and said in a calm tone: "It seems that you still don't believe in the ability to be a teacher, and being a teacher will let you see and understand, what is a real master." ”
After finishing speaking, Wu Yazi read in a low voice: "Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law, and the eyes of heaven are open!" ”
I saw Wu Yazi stretch out his right hand and swiped it across Summer's forehead, and Summer's face was full of astonishment and shouted: "My mother, there is ...... There are ghosts, help......"
This is because just now, Wu Yazi used his mana to help Summer temporarily open the Eye of Heaven, so that he could temporarily see the existence of the Yin Spirit, and at this time, a hanged ghost with a long tongue was staring at Summer face to face.
I can't complain that Summer will scream in fright, and whoever suddenly finds that a legendary ghost appears in front of him, and he is dancing with himself, will also be frightened. Summer didn't pass out on the spot, it's already bold.
Ten minutes later......
"Uncle, can you let me go, I don't want the sect's secret book 'Chicken Soup for the Soul'. I'm afraid of ghosts when I'm a child, and if I follow you, I'll definitely be embarrassed for you. ”
Wu Yazi smiled proudly: "Boy, you are still young in the end, do you think this sect is so easy to escape?" Don't talk about it from afar, let's just say that recently, another apprentice I chose refused to follow me. You know what?
He is now in the province's famous psychiatric hospital. It's a big boy, hey, I'm scared out of my mind by a ghost, and if you really want to get out of this door, I don't dare to guarantee your personal safety. ”
Summer looked at Wu Yazi with a resentful expression and said, "Master, you are a threat to Hongguoguo. Besides, even if you are scared to death by a ghost, it is better than following you to catch a ghost. Being scared to death by a ghost can only show that I am cowardly, if I am beaten to death by a ghost, then it is called injustice, who knows if I will be scattered, and I will not even have a chance to be reincarnated. ”
Wu Yazi raised his eyebrows, his face full of disdain: "Who told you that our sect is to slay demons and destroy demons, specializing in ghost hunting, helping people catch ghosts, that is the business of the Heavenly Master, their customers are those living people, and our sect is for ghosts, for us, those dead people are our customers." ”
"It's even more terrifying, okay, what normal person would deal with dead people every day, even if they weren't sick, they would be scared out of illness. I kind of know why your last apprentice was mentally ill, and I was all scared. ”
Wu Yazi pinched his goatee and said proudly: "Hehe, I already knew that you were not willing to give in easily, but fortunately I kept a hand and made full preparations." ”
I saw him take out a note from his pocket and look at Summer with a smile.
Summer always felt that the note was a little inexplicably familiar, and there were bursts of uneasiness in my heart.
"Old man, this note must be the one from that day."
Summer finally remembered why he was so familiar with this note, wasn't it the note that the dead old man in front of him asked him to sign. Could it be that he did something wrong with this note?
Summer glared at the old man angrily, if his eyes could kill, I believe that Wu Yazi had been killed by him more than 10,000 times with his eyes at this moment.
In the dazzling sunlight, I saw a line of clear handwriting on the white paper reflecting the dazzling sunlight.
"I borrowed 5 million yuan from the other party today. Date: July 6, 2012. Paid by: Summer. ”
That's right, the person who signed the note on the note was summer, but there were more words in front of it that shouldn't have appeared.
Summer is so angry, damn it, this old immortal fools me!
Summer looked at each other coldly, and opened his mouth to threaten: "Old man, you'd better obediently give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise, I want you to look good." ”
Wu Yazi's face was not good, and he raised his hand to give Xia a brain meltdown, and scolded angrily: "There are no big or small things, how can you talk to the teacher!" ”
Without waiting for Summer to reflect, I saw Wu Yazi approaching Summer and whispering softly in his ear.
After a while, I saw the two of them with lewd faces on their faces, and let out a series of "hey, hey, hey......" lewd laughs.