001 The heavenly court collapsed, and the Jade Emperor was stupid

"Have you decided?" The voice of a middle-aged man came from the other end of the phone, vaguely impatient. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"Well, I've caused a lot of trouble to your uncle over the years, and now that I'm an adult, I'm bothering you anymore. As for the clothes, I have already packed them in the morning, and the rest ......" Meng Xin said lightly, his voice without sadness or joy.

"Oh, that's fine, that's all!" The man ended the conversation very dryly.

Listening to the 'beep' sound in the mobile phone, Meng Xin let out a long breath, I don't know if it was because he felt loose when he took off the shackles, or he was lamenting that he was finally homeless.

The sighing teenager's name is Meng Xin, not 'cute', but still relatively 'new', Gui Geng is eighteen, and he is a second-year teenager...... Don't mean it, it's wrong, it's a sophomore in high school!

Meng Xin has no mother since he was a child, and he grew up trembling with his father...... When he was fourteen years old, his father also went die......

With the help of the organization, he stayed at his uncle's house at a young age, and he was the person on the phone just now!

The uncle's family is not prosperous, and he has a son, two daughters and three unlucky children, and life is very difficult, and the arrival of Meng Xin is purely a burden.

But the uncle still accepted Meng Xin and raised it without saltiness......

A few days ago, Meng Xin passed his eighteenth birthday, and his uncle talked to him, to the effect that the organization's maintenance obligations had expired, and they had done their best, and the family was also in difficulty, hoping that Meng Xin could drop out of school and find something to do......

Let's not talk about dropping out of school, Meng Xin's heart is clear, and his uncle wants to draw a line with him, and he wants to dispel his debuff.

This morning, after making breakfast, he packed up his few clothes and left the house in a farewell gesture......

The phone call just now was a verbal goodbye.

"It's better to say goodbye in person!" Meng Xin looked gloomily into the distance and muttered to himself.

He is still very grateful to his uncle's family, after all, the grace of raising him for several years is there, and the uncle's family's attitude towards him is not bad, at least much better than the stepmother in the TV series......

It's just that Meng Xin has a hunch that it will be a little embarrassing to say goodbye in person, and it will be even more embarrassing if the uncle doesn't symbolically keep it.

He felt that he was still a baby, and most of the time he would be wronged.

Men, try to be kind to themselves, so he doesn't find grievances for himself.

So he chose to say goodbye on the phone.

So...... He chose to say goodbye.

"Our school 2016 May Day holiday notice, the holiday time is April 27 Friday at 6 p.m., to May 2 Thursday, students need to leave the school before half past six, after leaving the school do not get Internet cafes, game halls and other places to stay, the school will send teachers to patrol and check. The return time is ......"

Meng Xin's thoughts were interrupted by the school's announcement, and he withdrew his gaze and looked at the stairs at his feet, "What should I do next?" ”

'Study' is definitely going to drop out, he doesn't even have living expenses, and he is no longer qualified to enjoy a leisurely campus life......

I had to look for a job.

If it goes well...... He said that if you raise enough tuition fees for the next year, you will make up for the rest of your studies.

As for the university, that would certainly not be a thought of it.

He took out his pocket, and there were only fifteen yuan and six left, and it was definitely unrealistic to stay in a hotel.

Do you want to sleep on the streets?

If you are met by a classmate you know, it will be too shabby, and if you pass it on to the class......

Well, it's better not to.

Meng Xin remembered the brick house he and his father used to live in the countryside, I don't know if it collapsed, let's go there and have a look.

He bought a pack of mothballs at the grocery store and stocked up on two large steamed buns, leaving him with only six yuan and six cents......

- It's all his possessions!

It's also 6 can't do it!

After four hours of walking, it was dark and he finally returned to his village in the countryside.

There are more than a dozen houses scattered in the village, but five years ago the village was left with him and his father, and when his father died, he also left, and the village was completely deserted.

Luckily, his room didn't collapse.

As soon as he reached the door, there was a sudden creak, and the door opened automatically.

Meng Xin trembled with fright, and sat back on the ground.

As soon as he looked up, he saw a pair of eyes that were so bright that they looked like two faint glow-in-the-dark stones, and when he looked closely, there was an old woman standing at the door!

He reacted in his heart that this was most likely a homeless old man who had boarded here when he saw that the house had no owner.

But what's the deal with those eyes?

Look at those eyes again, with a hint of inconspicuous clarity in the turbidity, very ordinary!

The 'glow-in-the-dark stone' just now should be an illusion, Meng Xin thought.

He hurriedly stood up and patted the soil on his buttocks, "Mother-in-law, this big night, your fairy-like haunting will scare people to death." ”

"Hehe, you're very wise!" The old woman laughed dryly.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing, this is your house, right? Since you're back, let's go! The old woman said lightly, and then moved away.

Mother?

You give me face, and if you don't agree, you will give me a seniority!

However, on this big night, where can you go alone?

Meng Xin hugged the old woman, "Mother-in-law, where is your family?" What about your home? ”

The old woman raised her cloudy gaze and stared at him, "Blown up, and was destroyed by a bald old bastard." ”

I could hear that the old woman was very resentful in her tone!

Meng Xin showed an expression that was really different, this old woman was really a poor homeless person, just like ...... He's the same!

He immediately said: "Mother-in-law, then you can live here, although it is a little broken, but it is a place to shelter from the wind and rain." ”

The old woman came back to her senses, "No need, you let go, the old lady wants to leave!" ”

She's struggling!

Meng Xin dragged on, there was no street light at night, what should you do if your old man went out and fell, "Mother-in-law, please be sure to stay here!" ”

"No need, you let it go!"

"Don't let it go!"

"Do you want to let the old lady go?"

"It's useless for you to give me seniority!"

"You ......"

The old woman was immediately angry, your mother, the old lady is a first-class immortal in the heavenly realm, in the high position of 'Meng Po', and now she controls the entire underworld, and the reincarnation of heaven and earth is controlled by the old lady, can't you be a little virgin in the world today?

――As for why Meng Po can see at a glance that Meng Xin is a little virgin, because...... It's the setting, silly boy!

Thinking like this, she was ready to use her strength to throw Meng Xin away......

At this time, Meng Xin suddenly laughed at himself and said: "Mother-in-law, in fact, I am the same as you, I am also a homeless person, I can empathize with that kind of anxiety and fear, how can I let you wander again, you can rest assured that you can stay, at least, we can still be companions, right." ”

The sadness in the words, and the sentence 'homeless', caught Meng Xin off guard, and his eyes immediately moistened......

He couldn't bear to think about this feeling, because he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to stand it......

He panicked a little and hurriedly turned to the side to wipe away his tears.

Meng Po didn't leave in a hurry, she didn't know what she thought, her cloudy eyes suddenly flashed, and the corners of her mouth showed a smug smile.

She looked at Meng Xin with a rolling gaze, "Let me ask you, do you have a girlfriend?" ”

Meng Xin was a little confused, he didn't understand how it had developed to this link, he shook his head in a daze.

Meng Po snorted and said: "Since you want to live with Lao Niang, then you must remember to Lao Niang, Lao Niang is resolutely against heterosexuality, and she must not find a girlfriend in the future...... That's it, when the old lady is free, I will help you find a boyfriend and solve the troubles. So saying, she turned around again and walked into the house.

Meng Xin was stunned at first, and then smiled, "I didn't see it, mother-in-law, at your age, you are still an extreme rotten girl!" ”

He chased after him with a suitcase, and as for the words of 'looking for a boyfriend', he naturally took it as an old man's joke and laughed it off.

"You know a fart, this has nothing to do with age, this is an attitude towards life, it is the sublimation of life after it has evolved to a high level, and it is the ultimate development of all things to the end."

Meng Xinzheng said: "Mother-in-law, I won't tell you, I am also a person who has seen big scenes, and I have seen a lot of rotten girls, but I have never seen a rotten way like you." ”

You're old, and you can still rot to this extent, it's quite hard!

"Less nonsense, go to bed!" Meng Po scolded impatiently, when this house is asleep, she still has something to do.

Meng Xin said that he had a different opinion, "That's not good, I'm happy to meet my mother-in-law today, you can't sleep even if you pour me two bowls of Meng Po soup......"

Meng Po glanced at him faintly, and returned two bowls, one drop can make you turn the page in your life, so you don't have to sleep.

Meng Po blew a breath, and a faint wind blew in the room.

Meng Xin stumbled on his feet, and his body began to stand unsteadily, "Hey, my head is a little ...... Dizzy. ”

Then he fell.

Meng Po dragged him with one hand, and threw him gently, his body floated out like a feather, and fell slowly on the bed!

"Look, I still want to do something for my mother!" Meng Po paced out of the house!

……

In the Jade Emperor's house.

- Don't bluff, it's actually a broken thatched house, but the inside is clean and dusty, and all kinds of furniture supported by divine power, it still looks gorgeous, but it still can't change the essence of its broken thatched house.

The Jade Emperor is a middle-aged man with a demented expression, he is lying on the bench in the posture of Ge You, with a look of 'who am I, where am I', looking a little scrapped - this is also a thing that can not be helped, when the heavenly court collapsed, he was lying on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall napping, just like the current posture, a heavenly root fell down, and smashed firmly on his head, bloody, cruel......

Although he was not seriously injured, a deep concussion was inevitable, and then he fell to the root of the disease, and gradually caused Alzheimer's disease over the years.

It's all tears!

There is a short and fat boy standing next to the Jade Emperor, his name is the Giant Spirit God, once his net height was seventeen or eighteen zhang, a living long-legged puppet, and the seven fairies envied his long legs!

It's a pity that this guy's IQ is not enough!

When the Heavenly Court collapsed, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall fell entirely, and when he saw that the Jade Emperor was still lying on it, he suddenly had a loyal dog's heart overflowing, and he stupidly went to pick it up......

Is this special Sky Treasure Hall something you can catch? Do you think you are the Monkey King or the Buddha?

Then Ling Xiaobao fell on his head, and with a snap, he was crushed into three inches, like Tuxingsun, and he has not recovered yet!

Don't be too miserable!