The second senior brother smiled, "You actually poop at night, it seems that you have a bad stomach during the day, and you have diarrhea, right?" ”

The giant spirit god said bitterly: "Isn't it, after eating two more bowls of porridge, the poop pulled out is like porridge!" ”

……

Well, that's right, it's two immortals talking!

Meng Xin didn't know what to say anymore!

After getting closer, Meng Xin finally saw the appearance of the giant spirit god clearly, like a native grandson, but several times fatter......

Is this a djinn god?

It's too different from the legend, right?

Are you sure it's not a giant baby god or something?

At this time, the second senior brother took a step forward...... Meng Xin's heartbeat was half a beat slower, so I was worried that this nerd would step on the giant spirit god with one kick, and it was estimated that he would feel a little awkward at most!

The two senior brothers introduced each other: "This is Meng Xin, the person mentioned by Granny Meng, who is still a mortal for the time being." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Meng Xin, this is the giant spirit god, his strength is great! ”

Meng Xin immediately greeted and said: "Look up for a long time, look up for a long time!" ”

It used to be 'up', but now it can only be 'down'!

"Meng Xindao is friendly, if you encounter any trouble in the future, just come to me, even if the sky falls, I will give you back!" The giant spirit god patted his chest and said!

This guy is also a righteous and cheerful god, but ...... By the time you reach the sky, half of my body will be in the ground!

The Giant Spirit God continued: "You go on, I'll go find the Taishang Laojun!" ”

The second senior brother said angrily, "What are you looking for that old man?" He's sure he's researching weapons in the cave again, and he won't see you! ”

The Giant Spirit God's facial features were worried, "Find him to get some elixir to kill insects, as soon as he lies down, he is itchy and panicked, and he can't sleep well!" ”

What?

Elixir to kill insects?

Meng Xin hurriedly plucked out his ears, he felt as if something was wrong with his ears!

The second senior brother laughed and said: "Then don't look for him, my old pig still has a few elixirs, you can use it, my old pig has thick skin, and I am not afraid of insects!" As he spoke, he took out a small bottle and handed it over!

"Among all the immortals I know, Marshal Tianpeng, you are the most righteous!" The giant spirit god did not hesitate to praise himself, and reached out to take the bottle!

Meng Xin finally determined that there was nothing wrong with his ears, and the problem was the world......

He hurriedly grabbed the two of them, "Wait a minute, you guys will make it clear to me first, what kind of patent is the elixir for killing insects?" ”

The second senior brother said: "Lao Jun's elixir has a trace of immortal energy, immortal energy naturally restrains evil demons, although the little insect is not good or evil, but it is also a kind of evil insect, as long as the elixir is crushed and sprinkled on the bed, it can have the effect of avoiding insects!" ”

That's why you use elixir to kill insects?

Where's my knife? Bring me my thirty-meter-long watermelon knife, I'm going to chop the goods of these two losers, and I have to break the corpses, how small pieces are broken!

That's an elixir, you just waste it? Didn't you know there was such a thing as pesticides?

Meng Xin felt that his liver hurt so much!

He took a deep breath to calm his emotions and asked the Djinn God, "What bugs are you talking about...... Is it the kind of person who can't see the shadow of the worm, but feels itchy as soon as you lie down? ”

The giant spirit god nodded vigorously, "Yes, yes, it's that kind of bug, it's disgusting, I can't even stand my god body, do you have it in bed?" Do you want to take an elixir and crush it too? ”

I want to break you now, but it's the one that 'shatters the corpses'!

Meng Xin said: "Then how long can you manage an elixir?" ”

This time, it was the second senior brother who answered first, "The immortal qi dissipates quickly, and it usually lasts for three or five days!" ”

Three to five days......

An elixir is gone......

Meng Xin felt that he couldn't control himself!

He took another deep breath, "I have a baby here, you can take it and put it on the bed to try, and I guarantee that it can be managed for a month!" As he spoke, he rummaged through his backpack, took out a small bag of 'pills', and handed over one!

The second senior brother and the giant spirit god were suddenly shocked, "Tube for a month? What level of treasure is this? Could it be that it is the same level as the Nine Turns Immortal Elixir? ”

Meng Xin snorted, "Almost!" ”

The giant spirit god carefully held it in his hand, "What's the name of the immortal?" ”

Meng Xin glanced at him faintly, "There is no immortal name, but there is a common name - mothball!" ”

Do you have worms in your closet and bed? Will it get moldy? Do you often get holes? Do you feel itchy when you lie down? Now I would like to recommend to you an epoch-making product - mothballs! As long as there is one, the little bug is gone, and it is comfortable to lie down, and now it is on sale, no 998, no 99.8, not even 9.98, as long as seven yuan can be taken home - Meng Xin took out this mothball!

He thought about the damp house in the country and the insects, so he bought a bag after school yesterday!

He snatched the bottle containing the elixir, "One thing for another, this is mine!" ”

The giant spirit god said, "How can this be done, absolutely not......

Meng Xin was stunned, could it be that he had opened his mind? Realized the value of the elixir?

The Djinn God then said, "...... The advantage I took was too great, Mengxin, you suffered too much, I don't want to go! ”

Idiots are still nerds!

Meng Xin wiped a cold sweat that didn't exist, "It's okay, they're all colleagues, I should suffer a loss!" ”

"No, you just took advantage of you when you first came, and I'm too much of a thing......" He couldn't help but say that he wanted to take back the elixir vial!

Meng Xin was anxious at the time, "Don't, please be sure to take advantage of me, I'm a cheap person, I like others to take advantage of me, I'm happy when I'm taken advantage of, and if I don't take advantage of me, I'll be uncomfortable and can't sleep!" ”

The giant spirit god was also stunned, "It turns out that you are what Granny Meng said, I understand, I will definitely take advantage of you every day in the future!" Then sauce purple, goodbye! With that, he turned and left!

Meng Xin: "......"

You come back to me, you listen to me explain to you, I'm not a special sufferer, I'm attacking, the kind of ghost animal that has no friends......

Meng Xin wants to cry without tears!

The second senior brother glanced at Meng Xin with some embarrassment, "Hehe, it turns out that Meng Xin is such a person, don't worry, I won't discriminate against you!" ”

Meng Xin: "......"

"If you talk nonsense again, I'll cut off your pig ears and drink it!" Meng Xin glared at him!

The second senior brother shrunk his ears and covered his mouth with both hands!

Meng Xin carefully uncorked the bottle, and a smell of medicine came to his nose, and he hurriedly plugged it again, for fear of wasting the medicinal properties, "Idiot, what kind of elixir is this?" What is the effect of eating! His voice was full of excitement!

The second senior brother smiled and said: "Meng Xin, you don't understand this, the elixir is the elixir, the effect is the same, there are all kinds of benefits, but the strength of the effect is different, from one to nine turns, the effect is enhanced in turn." However, the Nine Turns Immortal Elixir is the ultimate, and there will be a qualitative improvement! ”

Oh, so that's the case, no wonder Sun Wukong didn't look at the type at all when he secretly took the pill, and poured it directly into his stomach!

Meng Xin asked again: "Then how many turns of elixir is this?" ”

The second senior brother said: "This is a turn elixir, the lowest grade, and it has little effect on our immortals who are too high!" ”

"What about the immortals who are shallow in their paths? Or rather...... What about mortals like me? ”

The second senior brother sighed, "That is very useful, to enhance Taoism, strengthen the body, and ward off evil spirits...... In short, it is good and harmless! ”

is waiting for this sentence, the corners of Meng Xin's mouth have reached the root of his ears!

He hooked his fingers, "Second Senior Brother, you do me a favor and use this bag of mothballs to exchange their elixir for me!" ”

The second senior brother was stunned, "Didn't you suffer a big loss in that Mengxin?" Then he thought of something, "Oh, I almost forgot that you are that kind of person...... Okay, wrap it up on me! "He grabbed the mothballs and ran!

Meng Xin: "......"

Labor and management are not like that, labor and management are attacked, not received, you bastard!