The Jade Emperor lay on his back on the bench and narrowed his eyes again, "Okay, I have nothing to say, you can go back, I want to rest......" The voice stopped abruptly, and when he looked at him again, he was already asleep. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Meng Xin: "......"

You're going to finish those words before you go to sleep!

Meng Xin turned his head and asked the second senior brother: "Second senior brother, are you free now?" I want to ask you something! ”

"I'm free every day, and you can keep asking until next year! But I have to remove the time to eat,, and sleep in the middle, hehe"

“…… It won't be that long, let's talk as we go! Meng Xin is also convinced of his honesty!

After leaving the Jade Emperor's house, the two walked on the country road in the dark!

Meng Xin asked again: "Second Senior Brother, how many immortals live in the village now?" ”

It's about how many mouths you have to eat!

"I don't know! Because so many immortals have come and gone without a trace, and they are gone after a while--why don't I count them now? So saying, he was about to pull his legs and leave!

Meng Xin hurriedly grabbed him, "How many are there?" An error of no more than ten is fine! ”

The second senior brother pondered for a moment, "Then it is estimated that there are thirty!" ”

It's a lot less than I imagined, and there should be more than enough immortals in the sky......

"Are there any other gathering points for immortals?"

"No, it's all here! However, some immortals live in their own caves or other immortals, such as the senior brother who lives in Huaguo Mountain, and the master is also there! ”

Those who have caves are all relatively big-name and powerful immortals, and there are definitely no heavenly soldiers and generals!

Heavenly Court must have hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers, and when Sun Wukong was encircled and suppressed, he sent 100,000 heavenly soldiers - where did these immortals go? Could it be that the conquest of the universe or the invasion of another dimension has gone?

The second senior brother said, "They are all dead!" ”

Meng Xin stopped in a daze, "Dead? ”

The second senior brother nodded and said, "That's right, Taishang Laojun's '8 Super Hydrogen Bomb' is too powerful, covering the entire heavenly realm, more than a million immortals are dead, and there are only dozens of us left!" ”

Meng Xin was horrified in his heart, that is more than a million immortals, if you say no, it will be gone? Nuclear weapons are really unreasonable and should not be used under any circumstances!

But...... Taishang Laojun's sin is too great, he killed more than a million lives at one time!

The second senior brother said: "No, this kind of death is not equal to normal death, their divinity will not be extinguished, and the karmic results will not disappear, as long as they are willing, it is easy to re-cultivate back, didn't I also die once, and I will re-cultivate in a few decades, under normal circumstances, a pig has no chance to cultivate into an immortal, hehe!" ”

This nerd's mentality is not bad, and he doesn't have any emotions when he talks about his tragic experience!

"Then why haven't they repaired it yet?"

The second senior brother said: "Because they have all chosen to be reincarnated, some have been reincarnated as mortals, some have been reincarnated as animals, and some have been reincarnated on alien planets. ”

None of them came back...... None of them came back...... None of them came back......

They would rather be mortals or animals than immortals......

It's embarrassing!

But then again, if you can choose to be a carefree pet cat, you can eat when you are hungry and sleep when you are hungry when you are held in the arms of a beautiful woman, and you don't even have to catch mice...... I don't deserve to be a Rausch or a fairy, how comfortable!

The truth is this, but Meng Xin still feels too funny, too child's play!

"Are you just going to let them go crazy like this? Then one day when I got tired of playing, I came back and found an honest man to marry...... Uh, no, come back and be an immortal? ”

Although the second senior brother was honest, he was not really stupid, so he naturally heard the sarcasm in Meng Xin's words, and he smiled and said: "Meng Xin, your understanding is wrong, they are not playing or enjoying themselves - they are from the previous life." Death is a predestined fate, God gives them a chance to choose again, let them experience the various states of life, find their future destiny, hope that they can have an epiphany to the true self path, this is the same as the Buddha Lord in the Bodhisattva tree epiphany, but the way is different, of course, the result may be different, now it is not yet known! ”

After speaking, he didn't forget to chant a Buddha horn, "My Buddha is merciful!" There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! ”

Hey, this nerd can speak one by one, with Zen and reason, like a monk who has attained the Tao - uh, I forgot that this nerd is a fairy, and the monk has to send him several generations!

Meng Xin understands that his vision is narrow, and the gods do not see things on the surface, but at hidden fate and cause and effect!

It's like a lump of cow dung, mortals will frown when they see it, and the gods may smile when they see it, because the gods see that there is a seed in the cow dung, which is germinating tenaciously - this is Zen, this is the truth!

But what made Meng Xin feel awkward was that he actually heard this set of words from Zhu Bajie's mouth - the setting in "Journey to the West" is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people!

He glanced at the second senior brother with a strange gaze!

The second senior brother scratched his head and said, "Actually, I don't understand these things, they were all told to me by the master!" ”

Tang Seng? It really seems like he was saying it!

That's it, let's get down to business, let's find a way to solve the problem of eating these dozens of immortals first!

Meng Xin asked the second senior brother: "Will you make money?" ”

The second senior brother shook his head, "I won't, the master and the senior brother will not allow me to enter the WTO alone, they are afraid that I will be sold by human traffickers, and they are too lazy to come and find it!" ”

Meng Xin sneered and laughed, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong's worries are really reasonable, this nerd is definitely the kind that can be deceived by a spicy strip, and he will help him count the money when he is finished!

Meng Xin asked: "Then can you join the WTO with me?" "This guy is a huge labor force, even if he moves bricks, he can be a top three!

The second senior brother said: "As long as you don't sell me, it's okay, otherwise the master and the senior brother will still have to come to me, I don't want them to work!" ”

Listen, this nerd is really cute, the kind that can make his debut with a package......

Eh, don't say it, this is really a way to make a fortune, let this nerd debut and go on a live broadcast, just this body shape can attract a large number of audiences!

But what about the show?

Singing or dancing?

Meng Xin looked at him, "Second Senior Brother, will you break a boulder in your chest?" ”

The second senior brother is worthy of being a person who has learned the scriptures, and he has also seen a big scene, he said: "My old pig can even break diamonds!" ”

Well, yes, a broken diamond on your chest, you are guaranteed to become an Internet celebrity in minutes, and Oba and Pu Jing will join forces to give you a thumbs up - but you first have to find a diamond that is big enough, not too big, it's about the size of a hammer!

Meng Xin patted his calf, "Second Senior Brother, come on, I'm very optimistic about you, when you become famous, I will make money by selling your signature!" ”

After walking a few steps, a shadow suddenly appeared in front of them, blocking the way of Meng Xin and the others!

The second senior brother greeted excitedly: "Giant Spirit God, do you get up to pee?" ”

It turns out that this guy is a giant spirit god, but how does it feel that it is not 'giant', but a little short?

Meng Xin patted the second senior brother, you don't have to be rude yourself, pay a little attention to the words when talking to your colleagues, you think it's all like you!

It's a fairy, a, a, what does it look like.

The Djinn God said, "yes, I too!" ”

Meng Xin: "......"

Kneel down for this group of uncles!