"Gone?" Three, no, the three interviewers looked confused, this is too casual, right?

"Yes, no. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" I replied indifferently.

Since everything is a floating cloud, why pretend to be each other?

"Well, okay, next." The Buddha reluctantly changed the subject, estimating that it was the first time he had seen such a casual interview.

They will think that I am in a negative state of mind, but how can they think that I am doing it on purpose?

It's not that the company doesn't want me, it's my heart that tells me not to enter this company.

Not people who belong to the same category, if they are normal, I am perverted; If I'm normal, they're perverted. Is this the same kind?

The answer is clear at a glance.

The second to answer was Ah Wei.

Ah Wei was so nervous that I could vaguely see his brow sweating slightly, his fists clenched, and his feet trembling gently......

Naturally, Ah Wei also did not elaborate well, he was stuck several times, and he had to stop and think slowly for a while, which made the interviewers frown, they may be a little disappointed, after all, they knew that Ah Wei had been interning in the customer service department for a month, but now he has this performance, how can they be satisfied?

Men need to give women a sense of satisfaction, and interviewers need to give the interviewer satisfaction in order to get the position you want. This is both a fact and a reality!

But I'm not worried, even if Ah Wei speaks too badly and can't satisfy the interviewer, the final position still belongs to him.

Because I don't have the worst, only the worst. Next, it's time to show off my true skills!

As a real actor, you have to be able to act.

So, I've gotten out of the way.

Either don't act, or act the hardest!

Buddha: "What do you two think about your purpose in life?"

Me: "I don't have a purpose in life."

Buddha: "......"

Ah Wei: "My goal in life is ...... (omitted n)"

Female secretary: "Do you have any comments or suggestions that can increase the profit of our company's taxi operation?"

Me: "No."

If I had, you would be my female secretary and not the chairman's female secretary, girl!

Female Secretary: "......" turned her head to look at Ah Wei......

In the end, it was Manager Deng's turn.

And I'm not going to be a thug anymore - at this moment, I'm a scoundrel!

A scoundrel who vents to fate!

Deng: "Ahem, what did you learn or experience in the past month?"

The lighter in my pocket seemed to snap at this moment.

The three of them stared at me, and I asked with a rhetorical smile: "Manager Deng, before answering the question, I want to ask, what have you taught us or experience?"

The three of them were dumbfounded, Ah Wei's eyes widened, and the four of them looked at me incredulously.

God willing, for the first time in their lives, they have seen an interviewee dare to ask such a question directly!

Finding the difference, right?

"What do you mean?" Manager Deng asked with a dark face and unhappiness.

"You know best what I mean, what you think in your heart is what I mean." I replied without timidity?

Hearing this, the secretary and the Buddha looked at him at a loss, and looked at Manager Deng with doubts, as if there was a story.

Manager Deng's face was red and white, and he could only pretend to cough a few times without speaking.

I sneered secretly, right? How does it feel to be humiliated in front of your peers? How does it feel for the master to be dismantled by the disciples?

Hum! Leave me in the freezer for a month, and I'll just "give back" to you.

Since Manager Deng didn't follow, the other two were even more unconfident, a nest of snakes and rats, I understand. So in order to get out of the embarrassment, Ah Wei and I got out, and the interview was over.

When I left the conference room, I passed by Liang Jian. I wanted to bless him with a smile, but I couldn't laugh, and my heart was bitter and sad.

Even if you fail, be chic! This sentence is easy to say, how many people in the world can do it?

At least at this moment, I can't.

The three of them started at the same starting point, although they all reached the finish line, but there was no contradiction between who was fast and who was slow - I am here, I have reached the finish line, ready for the next stop; And Liang Jian, although he has passed the terminal, his career has just begun, and now he has another higher starting point.

Bless you, my good brother!

None of us said hello, but I don't know why, it seemed like for a moment I felt something was wrong, but what? I'm very entangled and can't say it, is it the expression full of despair and disappointment on Liang Jian's face?

I quickly shook my head, what are you thinking, what is wrong with the people who have to officially sign a contract to win the state-owned enterprise unit, forget it, the affairs of your own family have not been solved, why are you in charge of so many people?

I went back to my desk, stuffed my things into the box, got everything done, and continued to play games, which would be over when I finished work today......

When I pushed the tower to the dark, Liang Jian, the owner of the desk next to me, came back, I ignored it and continued to go to the high ground in a group.

But he spoke.

"Hey, brother, I admire you, you can hit the machine during working hours until you get off work, there is no one in the world except you!"

The light-hearted tone made me curious to stop pushing the tower.

At this time, his former desperate and disappointed appearance has long been renewed, and he has a relaxed and spacious appearance, talking to me with a smile.

Also, you can enter a state-owned enterprise to work, and you don't have to worry about food and clothing, and you are naturally in a good mood.

I said to him, turned my head and prepared to turn the other side into a wave.

"I resigned, and I will leave after today." A faint sentence made my Demacia flash in place......

"What?" My children and I were stunned, as if we had heard a fantasy.

Liang Jianbao laughed and scolded: "Hit your lungs, you ignored me for a long time, and you reacted as soon as I said I was leaving, what?" Schadenfreude, huh? ”

I hung up decisively, took his hand, and asked seriously, "Is it true?"

He waved his hand casually and asked me, "Do I seem like a joker?"

"It's not like, it's always been."

“……”

He was speechless, and said as if complaining: "If you are careless in making friends, how can you say that you are friends."

"I've never had friends, only enemies!"

"Well, let me see, why hasn't someone as weak as you been wiped out?"

"Come here, I promise not to kill you."

"Of course, if you kill me, won't you be empty at work?"

"Get out!"

……

After work, we hugged each other, went to the bar to drink until dawn, and went back to the rental room to sleep drunk for three days and three nights.

Uh, don't get me wrong! It was I who slept for three days and three nights.

Liang Jianxiang was going to leave by himself, and the company's senior management was very surprised and asked the reason.

The answer is: the family disagrees.

His hometown is in Dongguan, and his family doesn't want to go too far to work, so he has to go back.

Even though the state is only three hours away from Dongguan.

And the reason why Liang Jian's companion has become relaxed is because he has let go, he doesn't want to quarrel with his parents anymore, and he is at the mercy of it.

Growing up, he didn't have his own thoughts and wishes, as he said when he was drunk, he was a puppet......

Since even the chairman can't keep him, it means that the company has less fresh blood, originally they planned to admit Liang Jiancheng and Ah Wei this year after discussion, two places, one less, and one short.

They called me three days later, just when I woke up drunk, and my brain hurt so much.

They told me to go to work tomorrow and sign a contract.

My silly laughter, my silly laughter, my clumsy laughter, everything is fate playing tricks......

However, I refused, and the next day I took the car through Shunde.

As for the reason, if your girlfriend follows another man in front of you, and after a while, she is dumped by that man, and comes back and tells you that she wants to come back to you and live happily ever after.

Would you, willing?

Phew!

Am I looking like a fool? Or do you look like you're going to be a substitute?

It was you who was out of me, and you were out of me! You chose him, and he rejected you, and then you remembered me. When I'm a balloon, kick around?

Although Lao Tzu is poor, he also has backbone! See? It's the hand! There's a breath in it! On top of the bones! That's called "backbone"!

……

In this way, Liang Jian accompanied him back to Dongguan, and I, lifting up the burden, quitting the rented house, got on the Buddha train, and embarked on a new journey......

My favorite thing is to listen to music and ride in the car. The body is subverted on the bus, and with the DJ music, the body shakes involuntarily, super hi! Super cool!

Hi enough to be quiet and sad, lying down, looking at the scenery outside the car window, while reminiscing about all kinds of ups and downs, fantasizing about a better future, like that, hehe......

A real thief is like a stupid ......

It took two hours all the way to the Buddha Shirt Station, and after coming out, I looked for a long time in a daze to find the exit, which can be regarded as sorry for the title of college student.

After a tick, 20 yuan went to a classmate, and I called him to come out and pick it up.

This friend and classmate is Liang Hanwen, from impotence, obscene and trivial, no, is cowering, short head and thighs, uncle face, now society is not a lot of girls are obsessed with Korean uncles, so he often fantasizes about being hugged by a beautiful girl on the street and shouting "Ah Ji Xi", and then reporting the beauty ......

But I don't know if this "uncle" committed Peach Blossom...... Doom, the more I want to find a beautiful woman, the more I can't find it, that depression, and finally slowly became a lewd uncle, at night with his children and grandchildren Wandai attacked the Japanese Imperial Culture Film and Television Disc, from fighting to fierce battles, and finally turned into a tragic battle, attacking several times in one night, and fighting tragically at night, fortunately, I pulled him up in the queue at that time, diverting his anger, otherwise future generations may die on the battlefield in minutes......

After graduating, Lewd Wen relied on his high school classmates to come to Foshan to work, and now it's been just a month, and I heard that the requirements are not high, and the salary is good, so I thought about joining in the fun, anyway, I may not be able to find a good one.

After calling him out, I went to the Minghu Building, where he said to meet and go up for an interview, which is the head office where he works.

Minghu Building, the name sounds domineering enough!

On the phone, I heard a lewd text saying that this is the headquarters of the company where he works, and it seems to be on the top 10th floor. Usually the company's office is on the top floor of the building for two reasons, one is that the company is strong, and the office is placed on the top floor to appear tall and domineering; First, the company doesn't have much money, so it saves money by renting the top floor. In fact, the place on the top floor has enough sunshine, but it is too much, so even if there is air conditioning, it will feel stuffy, and there is thunder on a rainy day.

Of course, these are pure guesses, and the real reason why the company's office is rented on the top floor is ......

How the hell do I know, I'm not the boss and I haven't run a company......

Anyway, being idle is idle, waiting for someone to be bored, just ripping off the egg with you, you're still serious......

……

(The landlord has no medicine to save him)

After waiting for more than ten minutes, I peeked at many young women and girls downstairs, and finally my good engine oil came panting.

came up with a punch, and Lewd Wen scolded with a smile: "Damn, just come when you say go, Ctrip travel, you?"

"There's no way, if you don't want to do it, you can withdraw, it's barely no happiness, didn't your grandson tell you?"

I took my luggage with Lewd Zuowen, "Whatever you want, I also know your character as a cow in four years of college, go, go up for an interview and chat by the way, and take you to the company dormitory when you're done." ”

I nodded, and followed the lewd text into the elevator and went up to the 10th floor.

Being young is crazy, has anyone ever seen someone who went to the company for an interview with a big bag?

Yes, that person is my brother!

As soon as he got out of the 10th floor elevator, my brother was stunned: Mom, in such a hot place, there are two companies on the left and one on the right after coming out......

On the one hand, it is the "Huamei Health Acne Company", and on the other hand, it is the "Childlike Health Care Drug Company".

Brother, are we in the wrong place?

When I saw Lewd Wen skillfully walking towards the health care product company on the right, I burst out a sentence in English: "****" and followed closely.

I've guessed what I'm doing here.

Marketing company, or do health care product marketing!

I'm a little worried about my eloquence, and I'm afraid that when I sell health supplements to others in the future, I will buy them myself......

I took a long road around the corner, pushed open the glass door and entered, but there was no one, and it was a little dark.

Nima, MLM? Do you want to be so eerie?

Behind the door was still one left and one right, on the left was a small room, and on the right was a large conference hall, and the light of the room barely allowed me to see a few tables inside, and half of a person's head was exposed at the table baffle; And the right side is also black, except for the black chairs, even the podium can't be seen clearly.

I'm also drunk, rows of propolis, Ganoderma lucidum spore powder, ginseng porridge...... The products are stacked in a haphazard manner on the wall, like a street stall.

Are Nima's Ganoderma lucidum and ginseng as cheap as cabbage? Or am I dazzled? Well, the packaging of these products is quite luxurious and gorgeous.

"Hey, Sister Xia, is Manager Zhou here?" Lewd Wen greeted the head of the desk and asked with a grin.

The four "heads" raised almost at the same time when they heard the voice, and looked at me, a newcomer, some curious, some with glowing eyes, some admiring, and I was not mistaken......

The thirty-year-old man sitting in front of him also smiled back and said, "Yo, when did Wen Zai find such a handsome guy?" The manager is in his office, you come with me. "The female hero in the workplace is amazing, and as she spoke, she got up and took us to the conference room on the right, chatting and pouring water for me and Lewd Text.

Lewd Wen has been working here for a month, it seems that he is quite mixed with his colleagues, the two chatted crookedly for a few minutes, Sister Xia asked us to wait for a while, the manager was busy for the time being, and Sister Xia went back to her desk.

So the two of us waited, blowing the air conditioner and drinking cold water, chatting on the side, during which I glanced and saw that they were mechanically making calls, answering calls, and typing on keyboards......

This is the real life of white-collar workers!

Sometimes, white-collar workers are not necessarily happier than blue-collar workers, because they have earned money in life but lost some freedom and happiness.

However, they used money to buy a stable life that blue-collar workers can't buy, there are pros and cons, money or not, right and wrong, who in the world can say for sure?

……

For a long time, the manager doesn't seem to be busy, Sister Xia seems to be very sassy, cough cough, very enthusiastic, less than a few minutes to put down the work at hand and come to see the two of us, and add water and chat or something, in short, it is very polite, if it weren't for the fact that he is in his thirties and has a husband, I would like to marry her as a wife......

Isn't a considerate and passionate woman very attractive to a man? Who is that, your uncle's dare to say no? Do you like men? I'll kill you!

Just when I drank three glasses of cold water and two cups of hot water, Manager Liu still hugged the pipa and half-covered his face, and came out after a long time, I was so excited in my heart that I almost cried with the manager.

Brother, in fact, I've been holding my urine for a long time, and I want to ask if there is a toilet here?

……

Coincidentally, Manager Liu is also a stiff person, I said no wonder Lewd Wen works in the branch, but he comes to the head office here but is chic and free, it turns out that people and a brother are fellow villagers!

At first glance, this Manager Liu is a person who mixes rivers and lakes, you look at his eyes, and his smile is about to be narrowed into a stave, haha, let people look at it, it feels like it is kind and friendly, and the professional smile has been a hundred years.

Since the big boss is here, of course, I have to update the equipment...... Ahem, living in the game again, it should be that we both stood up at the same time and respectfully called "Hello Manager".

"Sit down, sit, don't be so polite." Manager Liu sat down first, and then looked at me a few times, I don't know how many times, anyway, when he looked at me, he talked to Lewd Wen in impotence.

I am from Tung Dong, and I can only speak Cantonese, and I can't understand a word of Yangzhuang. Two birds chirping in front of me, I didn't see it, not only did I not see it, but I also had to pretend to be a dog when the manager occasionally looked over, you are paralyzed and disgusting!

After a few minutes, they finally stopped speaking bird language, spoke Chinese, and the old practice of Inception asked me some basic information, talked about the company's treatment, work location, time, content, Yunyun, and finally signed an agreement contract, which was also a three-month trial, and it was over.

Ask Lewd Wen to take me to arrange the dormitory, this errand makes Lewd Wen happy, and during work hours, you can go out for a ride.

So the lewd bird that broke free from the birdcage took me to the staff dormitory, and crawled slowly and snail-like......

Half an hour later, Lao Tzu couldn't help it anymore and urged him to hurry up.

Lewd Wen still admired the beauties passing by on the street, and waved his hand indifferently: "What's the hurry, anyway, today you just arrange the dormitory, and you will only go to work tomorrow, and I still have more than an hour to get off work, so it's better to take it leisurely, you look at those white legs, wow, those breasts...... Enjoy! Get high! Yes! ”

I put down my luggage, slapped it over, and yelled: "Your brother-in-law, Lao Tzu is shopping with you with hundreds of pounds of luggage?" Are you crazy or am I stupid? ”

Hi your sister, hi! I'm almost tired, I'll go!

"I forgot about your luggage, I'm sorry, Iamsosorry." With that, Lewd Wen helped me carry half of my luggage, and the two of us happily watched the folk girls go......

The journey of less than two kilometers forced us to walk for an hour, and this is the temptation of long legs!

You get the idea.

However, once again, I was confused. I'm curious about what the staff think about this dormitory.

Allow me to elaborate: the dormitory has three floors, and from the outside it looks like a private house, uh, an abandoned house, with only one room on the first floor, an empty hall; The second floor, uh, I just entered the first floor, and Lewd Wen stayed in the first floor room, so I haven't looked at the upper floor yet......

As soon as I entered the room, a foul smell came, uh, a foul smell of canned dace, wasn't this the smell of socks that I washed once every six months when I was studying?

Could it be that there is a Hong Kong foot master in it?

Sure enough, as soon as I entered the door, I saw a bed, and on the top bunk of the bed sat a boy about the same age as us, also wearing glasses.

Could he be the legendary Hong Kong foot master who can kill people for thousands of miles and be silent?

The smell of that smell made me bow down to my feet! I can't help but miss the light green socks that I "slaughtered" my roommates thousands of times, and I can compete with this Hong Kong foot master!

When I came in, Hong Kong was fiddling with his mobile phone, and he laughed, not caring about me, the intruder, just saying hello to Lewd Wen and continuing to indulge in the Internet.

Yo? It's quite individual.,Give full marks to this forced pretend! I went to pack my luggage alone, and I wanted to wait until I went to dinner after work, and bought some daily necessities by the way, so I took off my shirt and played with the fan on the side and waited on my phone.

I changed out of my wet, sweat-soaked clothes and asked where the bathroom was.

"The bathroom is on the second floor, and the laundry is on the balcony on the third floor, remember to close the door when you come down, otherwise there will be a lot of mosquitoes when you sleep at night." As soon as Lewd Wen opened his mouth and didn't speak, Hong Kong Foot said everything plainly, the cloud was light and light, quack, and reminded me of a stupid pig in college - a higher mathematics teacher!

The same stay, the same pretend, the same bi, want to be beaten!

If it weren't for the math teacher, who was only in his thirties, I would have thought that Hong Kong was the teacher's son......

Hey? Or are they two long-lost brothers?

……

I grabbed a set of clean clothes and was going to take a shower on the second floor.

I had to go up to the second floor to pass through the hall, and I only noticed when I passed by with my clothes that this house was not ordinarily old, and, besides, why did the decoration here look so much like the style of the haunted house in the Lin Daoist movie?

The red walls, the gray and black round wooden cabinets, and the god seat left by the unknown owner on the counter, in front of the god seat is placed an iron stove full of incense ashes, surrounded by layers of cobwebs, two red candles are just half burned, one is poured on the incense ash, and the other falls on the counter......

The most pimpling thing is that there is still a copper mirror of unknown age next to the iron stove, which is covered with patina, and the lens has a crack.

It's not me who blows, it's true, not even the pearls! Because this is the old town of Buddha, almost all of them are European-style classical buildings in the old era, and if you look at this building, it is at least 50 years old, maybe it will be longer, so you can also think of how long the history of the counter or bronze mirror is.

Anyway, I felt a little weird at the time, after all, it was a rural doll, and it was more or less superstitious. The old people in the village said that it is best not to touch the things in the old house, and if they have experienced the life of generations, they will be touched, and if they are used by dead people, they will be touched.

As soon as the yin qi enters the body, it will cause minor illness and pain, and if it is large, it will lose its wife and children, and the family will be ruined......

Of course, this is what an eighty-year-old woman in the village said, believe it or not, don't pour "spreading superstitious thoughts" on Lao Tzu, if there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence!

I was "passing by" in fear, and just walked up the stairs, and when I saw it, I almost jumped back in fright: Nima, this is really a good place to shoot ghost movies! I saw that the stairs were winding up in an S shape, red paint, pure wood, full of ancient atmosphere, uh, if you look twice, will there be a little girl with a rag doll squatting there......

Hiss –

Don't scare yourself, I slowly walked up the stairs with "Amitabha" in my mouth, and just stepped on the first foot of the floor and made a "trick" sound......

Get one’s dander up!

The sun had set, and as it approached evening, the faint glow of the afterglow reflected in, making the whole building even more eerie.

Master Lin, if you are still alive, this cliff is the most suitable place to shoot "Zombie Dao Chang 4"!

But your old man can be blessed, don't come out to scare me with some things here, my brother just passed by silently to make soy sauce.

"Babbling" went up to the second floor, there were three rooms, all with closed doors, and a long corridor leading to the innermost bathroom.

I'm speechless. Am I filming Captain 4? Why do all the bathrooms have to be built to the darkest end like in the ghost movie? I want to scold the guy who designed this building, you've watched too much of the movie! Grass!

So I stubbornly walked towards death, uh, to the dark corner......

An old house is an old house, I obey it!

The bathroom is even more dilapidated than the outside, and the shower is there, but it can't spray water, but the ground is full of black water; Not to mention the water heater, even the wires are stirred into twisted balls and I still want to wash hot water, no way; The toilet pocket, Zhen Nima is disgusting, I won't talk about you, and it's still yellow and blackened, as if there is still a piece of that hasn't been flushed clean, how lazy the employees in this building should be!

Luckily, the shower gel and shampoo are 90% new, and the mirror is a modern version, which makes people's nerves relax a little.

Sweating, no matter how much, I quickly closed the door, took off my clothes, and while admiring the flawless figure in the mirror, I took a hula bath, and wanted to press the shower gel when I took a bath......

"Holy, who?" For a moment, my heart seemed to stop beating because I felt a hand......

It's slippery, it's soft, and it's a little hot!

Scooped a large scoop of water and rinsed it off, and opened its eyes to take a look......

I'm a little shy to say to you, "I'm sorry, it's a dishwashing glove......"

Actually, I overlooked one thing at the time, and that was that it was impossible to have dishwashing gloves in the shower and area......

After taking a shower, my whole body is refreshed, but I feel that my back is even cooler. In order to be brave, I hummed and sang "Nunchuck".

I have nunchucks, don't me if you step on a horse!

I quickly finished washing my clothes in the sound of rushing water, and prepared to hang on the balcony on the third floor.

How do you define the word "fast"? It's very simple, I generally only need three minutes to wash clothes, put the dirty clothes into the bucket, sprinkle laundry detergent into it while unscrewing the faucet, after the water is enough, stretch out a leg, step hard, and fill another bucket with water at the same time, step on it for about a minute to take out the clothes, three and two pieces of throwing into another bucket of clean water, at this time you should stretch out another clean face, step on a few times, pour water, and it's over!

Save time, effort, and water bills!

I went up to the third floor with a bucket for clothes, the balcony was finally normal, there were not many "weird" places, only two iron wires hung on the wall, and the clothes were dried, and I was about to go downstairs, when I suddenly heard a "clucking" sound from one of the two rooms on the third floor......

I froze in place for a moment, my feet limp, and I couldn't take half a step anymore.

Miscellaneous...... What...... Ghost...... East...... West......

The corners of my mouth twitched violently, and I swallowed hard. The "gurgling" sound inside became louder, and this time it was "gurgling......

Mom, it's not night yet, and the ancient house is going to be staged, are you panicking?

I put the bucket on my chest, and with courage and strength, I cautiously passed by the doorway of the room......

"Amitabha Amitabha" I secretly counted the boundless mantras of the Dharma in my heart, and I only prayed that I could leave quietly......

It's up the stairs, and there's one more step to ......

Just as my heart was secretly relieved, all of a sudden, the door of the room opened with a bang, and a grimace appeared less than two feet away from me......

"Ahhhhh

"Ahh

Two screams resounded in the "ghost building" at the same time, but maybe the lewd text and Hong Kong foot on the first floor were watching the video, but they didn't hear the screams!

I guess you two only heard the sound of how the Japanese woman "screamed"......

When I finished calling, I realized that something was wrong, and then two voices asked, "Who are you?"

A pair of slender hands tore off the "grimace", revealing an incomparably white melon seed face, which was a girl with a bright water!

It turned out to be human! And she's a pretty girl!

Dare to love people just now are applying masks......

Looking at the puzzled and wary eyes of the girl, I really want to give a slap, uh, a slap to myself, a big man who is making a fuss is still afraid of ghosts, and scares other girls.

"Oh? Oh! Sorry, I'm new here and I just heard a strange noise in your room while drying clothes......"

As I spoke, it seemed that my eyes were on the girl with a bag of potato chips in her hand......

I instantly expressed my understanding...... And speechless!

My good girl, you are also hard enough, and you can't forget the potato chips when you put on the mask. Philosophy is always the truth, woman, it's simply unreasonable.

"Huh? I see, welcome new colleagues, uh, that, in fact, I was also at fault, I shouldn't have closed the door and quietly ate potato chips...... Hey, the main reason is that Sister Huaxin is too harsh, in order to make me lose weight, I won't let me touch potato chips, I haven't tasted the cute taste for a long time, so I hid and ate it, hey, I'll tell you......"

I rub!

My freshly bathed body was drenched in sweat for some time, and my consciousness slowly became blurred, and I only felt like I was in a sea of spells......

Balabala......

Nima's God has given you a beautiful face, don't cherish it, you actually want to be a "chattering girl"?

Niu'er, are you so *** your parents know?

I don't remember how I got downstairs, I don't know when the conversation ended, and I don't know how I passed the ghost staircase and the ghost hall......

From then on, I swore that I wouldn't dare to chat with my chattering sister even if I was killed, and I didn't dare to dry my clothes too early, and I didn't dare to dry until all the lights went out and I went to bed in all the rooms on the third floor.

I'd rather pay the price of being given the title of "Dark Night Casting Demon" by others than drown in the spittle of the chattering girl!

Brother is so willful and so nervous.

Nothing was said all night. At eight o'clock the next morning, I got up very early, and I was going to work at the branch, and it took me half an hour to find my way to the head office.

Life is unfamiliar, and the critical moment depends on the ferry.

Ferry in hand, the world has it! Yes!

Don't get nervous!

Okay, obey!

rushed to the 10th floor of the company, although he was late for about ten minutes, Manager Liu had no intention of blaming, the newcomer is worthy of forgiveness. So, I was arranged to carry things in the conference room all day......

Recite all the product information about the company, such as what Ganoderma lucidum spore powder is, what it is used for, what kind of use it is, what amount it takes, and what history it has......

Before leaving work, you should memorize all this material, a total of 68 pages, an average of 200 words per page.

Are you Einstein or Superman Tiga? Do I need to come to you to sell elderly health products if I have such a good memory?

Amuse!

So, I was alone in the conference room with the air conditioner of the extra-large horse, drinking cool ice water, and dozing off on my back, Sister Xia was very busy today, I didn't have time to care about me, I slept for a day in the lonely and empty cold, Manager Liu seemed to forget to assess me before getting off work, and I easily went back to the dormitory after work.

It's too boring, it's energetic, I went to the Internet café with Lewd Wen for a night, and before I went to bed, I was full of "five killings" scenes, too bloody, too cruel and too irritable, I won't talk about it......

Before going to bed, Manager Liu @ me through WeChat, I won't be in the head office tomorrow, I went directly to the branch to report to work, and the address and contact person of the branch were also given to me.

Let's start fighting! My blood boiled all night, and I was so ambitious that I couldn't sleep all night, and finally I couldn't sleep......

The next day, I went to report with panda eyes, but I was still enthusiastic and nosebleeds because my manager was a super beautiful woman!

Manager Zhou, my little brother will follow you for the rest of my life!

That Manager Zhou is a few years older than me, I don't know how old I am, I can't ask other girls directly, anyway, I just know that she is not married.

(I smiled obscenely and squeezed my eyebrows: "Did you say?") ）

However, although Manager Zhou is my beautiful boss, I still want to scold! Why? Your uncle's is also a branch?

It's obviously a small shop, right? Although I don't read much and don't know much, I can see the words "Childlike Health Hall" clearly with my left eye and right eye!

The whole store is less than 200 square meters and can it be called a "branch"?

If it weren't for Manager Zhou's "chest" and ambitious face, Lao Tzu would have cut you a long time ago, hum!

Manager Zhou personally went out to greet me, which moved me to the point of urine, uh, tears in my eyes.

As the saying goes, when a stray dog meets a good owner and is treated at a high level, the dog will loyally work for its owner!

At this time, I was ambitious to help the manager do something big! So as soon as I entered the store, I helped with cleaning, putting up billboards, slogans, slogans, moving furniture, installing network cables, and so on.

The store is newly opened, and of course it has to be cleaned and messed up yet, and it just so happens that I am the only public in the store, so these heavy tasks are naturally handed over to me.

In addition to me and Manager Zhou, there is also a beautiful employee, call her Sister Xin, thirty years old, about the same age as Manager Zhou, but it doesn't seem to pay much attention to the maintenance of the woman, Manager Zhou is much better than Sister Xin, and the two look like a mother and daughter standing together......

Ahem, personal aesthetics, don't spray if you don't like it. In my heart, they are both beautiful.

However, usually we ** silk people always point with their fingers and say that this beauty is not beautiful, that is not good-looking, in fact, even if people are beautiful, they are just passers-by with you in this life, what do you have to do with it?

People are beautiful there, what qualifications do you have to comment on them? Cart? House? Deposit? No, no, no, you don't have a kind of capital, since you know that you have no chance with beauties in this life, why waste time in the world of thought and lewdness?

Idiot! Doomed you to be lonely for the rest of your life! Instead of wasting time whistling at beautiful women, you should work hard to earn money and work, and when your career is successful, you will be qualified to judge other people's beauty.

Well, without further ado. At this time, Manager Zhou took Sister Xin out with Sister Xin, saying that he was going to visit old customers and told me to clean up in the store.

The two beauties are gone, and I, a newcomer, are guarding a shop, which is a bit empty. Fortunately, it has not been opened, and it is temporarily closed to the public, which is equivalent to looking at an empty shell.

Men and women are not tired of working together, and when women leave, men are not elegant in an instant.

I casually hit a plate of water and pretended to wipe the glass, but my hands kept playing with my phone.

Brother is thinking, although the salary and treatment level are a little worse, but maybe the "love story of a domineering worker and a beautiful manager" can be staged here, haha, it's not bad to do this job......