When Liang Jian patted me on the shoulder, I "woke up" and hurriedly greeted me in unison: "Hello manager!"

In the future, this eldest brother will be our leader, and we must have a good relationship, in the novel, the consequence of offending the boss is that there are no consequences, only bitter consequences. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although Manager Deng's face was tired, there was still a special wisdom hidden in his eyes.

After he nodded, he clapped his palms weakly and said, "Everyone stop what they are doing and welcome our new colleagues." When he was done, he said to the two of us, "Introduce yourself."

The two of us were stunned for a moment, each made a brief introduction to ourselves, and followed the manager to the innermost part of the office in a sparse applause.

To be honest, I felt a little uncomfortable in my heart, looking at the seniors who looked like dead fathers and mothers, but I thought about how bad my work and life were.

But my curiosity increased even more, what kind of job is this, and the appearance of such a department in a state-owned enterprise company with considerable strength can get to this situation.

Have you watched a Hong Kong-made police movie? It's like a criminal police office! I estimate that the next scene is to turn the location to a black commercial vehicle, a car of "criminal police" secretly tracking the bandits, and finally a life-and-death fight, a rain of bullets, Liang Jian's comrades desperately pushed others away to save their colleagues, blocking the missile......

cut！ Stop......

Ahem, I never expected that the scene in my heart was really numb, Manager Deng just arranged our desks, the computer is a notebook, and I haven't connected to the crooked F love (wifi), so I was pulled out.

Promote Taxi!

The process is like this: Xiao Deng asked a short-legged male colleague with hemorrhoids on his face full of hemorrhoids, cough, and a short-legged male colleague with acne, is there any work that can be arranged for the two newcomers, and the short-legged man replied impatiently while busy on the phone, I don't have time to greet you now, I will do it myself! Then the manager took the two rookies to the parking lot......

Domineering side leakage, domineering side leakage!

I can't imagine that this acne senior dares to talk to the manager in such a ** tone, and let the manager get out of the way without raising his head.

Could it be that this pox boy is crushing the official?

Later, I learned that this forced official is not much, the key is to be able to do things, directly speaking, the company has no manager can also be dispatched from other subsidiaries to replace, but if there is no acne man, the promotion department will be in trouble, I heard that 90% of the tenants are won by him, he is the head of the tenants, how dare the manager have a temper in front of him?

Newcomers, everyone is busy, and they don't have time to take it, so this task actually fell on Manager Deng's head, because he is the most leisurely person in the promotion department.

And it just so happens that the marketing department next door has an important task, which is to recruit new drivers, all of whom are from the same company, mutual help and mutual love, so Xiao Deng Tou took two novices to help by the way, even if he knew how the company's marketing department operated, it was better than watching a group of sloppy maniacs in the office who only had work in their eyes!

To get back to the point, Manager Xiao Deng led the two of us to the company's parking lot, personally drove us to the recruitment site, and handed us over to another manager before leaving.

Although I was grateful to the manager for driving us personally, when I saw the manager shaking hands and telling the steward to look at the two of us, what was that old saying......

Liu Beituo was lonely......

it!

Well, at this time, Liang Jian's muttering voice sounded in my ears: "I'll push your lungs and stuff them to sell chickens?" Lose the pear mother! ”

Poof-

I burst into laughter, and the steward in front of me looked back at me suspiciously, and walked on.

Liang Jianbei glared at me fiercely and whispered, "What are you doing?" Snake spirit disease, you? ”

I shook my head, ignored him, and hurried to follow the steward.

No, if I look at Liang Jian's monkey face again and catch up with what he just said, I can laugh for a day!

Because my brother does have snake spirit disease, hahahaha......

Isn't it a lot of nonsense? Isn't it watching a neurotic person nag? What? Can't spread this negative star language? Haha, I waved my hand and said disdainfully: "In my brother's game, there is never the word 'bondage', no matter when, where and what, my brother follows freedom all his life!"

Get out of your words, the rules are restricted, Lao Tzu can say whatever he wants, you don't have the ability to read it, Lao Tzu has a clean breeze on his sleeves, he is single and widowed, and he is not afraid of anything!

……

Somewhere in the dark: "Are you done with your madness?"

Me: "No."

Somewhere in the dark: "No matter how much you break the iron, you can't bend it." A dead person is a dead person after all, and no amount of money can be saved, so why bother? ”

I hung my head and said nothing.

Me: "What's the point of being alive?" Just working for a living? ”

Somewhere in the dark: "There are two kinds of people, one lives to survive and the other lives to live." The person who lives has only one life, and to die is to die, and the person who lives has two lives, and to die is one, just physically, and spiritually alive. To exist does not mean to be alive, just like a vegetative person, but to be alive is to be there. People live to live! Do you understand? ”

I shook my head and followed the steward to a large conference room.

The light in the conference room was not good, the air was stuffy, rows of unfamiliar faces were sitting quietly, stretching their foreheads with exposed blood vessels, listening carefully to the lecture on the podium, the electric fan hanging from the ceiling was humming, mixed with the smell of stinking sweat filling the entire space, which made people feel irritated.

The steward took us to the last row, told us to remember what the preacher had said, and gave us a document saying that this was our task.

Explain the terms and conditions of the contract to unfamiliar faces and guide the tenant to do a good job of renting a car.

It seems simple but not simple, and it seems to be complex but not complicated.

The preacher on the podium tirelessly recited the scriptures for half an hour, and for these unfamiliar faces in their thirties and forties, it was undoubtedly like playing the piano to the cow, because they were all uncles, and their learning ability was naturally weak, and their reaction was not so fast.

Therefore, after the meeting, the steward divided the applicants into three groups for detailed explanation, well, detailed explanation, so that they can thoroughly understand how to become the driver of our XX Group Taxi Co., Ltd., serve the society, sacrifice their lives for the motherland, and strive for the benefit of mankind......

Ahem, to put it bluntly, it's how to be a qualified driver!

The speaker brought the first group, and the steward brought the second group, haha, Liang Jian and I laughed, and actually let the two of us bring the third group!

I said big brother, you are tired of overestimating the ability of the two of us, do you think that our two newly graduated, inexperienced rookies can handle a group of uncles who eat more salt than we eat?

Since it is a dead order, it must be carried out unconditionally. So the two of us and a group of about ten uncles entered the second meeting that had been arranged next door, ready to "brainwash" the uncles.

However, looking at a group of uncles who could be my dad leaning back in their chairs and staring at no one, I opened my lips two or three times and couldn't say a word.

Very nervous and oppressive. Not to mention that I dozed off and played for most of the time when I listened to the meeting just now, and I couldn't think of a single word in my head......

Compared with Liang Jian, I am far behind. I can't see that this kid's eloquence is the same as dealing with people. I saw him fighting in the crowd with a calm expression, in addition to explaining his doubts to the uncles, he also made a joke from time to time to amuse the observers, where is this like a hairy boy who has just graduated? It's clearly an old Jianghu!

Afterwards, I quietly asked him, why did he do so well?

Liang Jianbao smiled mysteriously at me and said, "I learned excavator technology in Lanxiang......

Me: "*%#¥$&"

……

The result of the half-day propaganda was: the preacher's group recruited 18 drivers, the steward's group recruited 15 drivers, and our group recruited a full 36 drivers, you know, there were only 41 people in our group, and the success rate was almost 100%!

Of course, only 5 of the 36 people were in charge of me, and the remaining 31 were Liang Jian's "dishes" - it was his eloquence and charm that levied 31 tenants for the company, which is equivalent to the sum of the other two groups plus me!

When a bunch of drivers were hired to communicate with the marketing department, almost half of the "person in charge" column at the bottom of the entry form was written with the word "Liang Jianacing", I was shocked! The steward was shocked! The preacher was shocked! Manager Deng was shocked! Minister Huang was shocked! The acne man was shocked! The promotion department was shocked! The whole company was shocked!

When we followed the marketing department back to the company, the company's top leader, Chairman Huang Guangjiao, personally asked Liang Jian to accompany us to the office, so our fate changed because of a chance recruitment meeting......

I also finally realized that sometimes there are people, backgrounds, and family backgrounds behind this society, and it is indeed much more convenient to open the back door when it comes to doing things. But when a person with the ability to conquer the world appears in front of the "guanxi", the "guanxi" seems so powerless, and this kind of person who can squeeze a chip will be called a "powerful faction"!

Just like me, the "relationship faction", even if my uncle who is the manager of the company's financial department enters it, his skills are not as good as others, so in the end, he still loses in the hands of the "powerful faction" with hatred, which is a later story.

The chairman and Liang Jian talked for a whole afternoon, until the end of the work did not see him come out of the chairman's office with a heavy heart, the colleagues in the promotion department did not notice his abnormality, at this time they had already left their work and sullen voice, like a pug next to laugh and praise.

Manager Deng nodded lightly as if he happened to come out of his own office to run errands, and said in a tepid tone when he passed by Liang Jian's side with a water glass: "Well, it's a good job, young people should be like this, under the guidance and leadership of their predecessors, they can work hard to create a better tomorrow!" Keep up the good work! When he was done, he yelled at the employees around him with a black face: "Why don't you go to work soon?" It's 10 minutes before the end of work! Can you make a performance here? A newcomer is better than you, is it shameful? Yes? ”

Employees dissipate in an instant. Seeing this, Manager Deng's dark face regained his smile in a blink of an eye, and said to Liang Jianpao: "Go back to your seat and rest, you will get off work in ten minutes, and I will be here today, and I will take you tomorrow, uh, take you two to a place to learn other things."

After seeing Liang Jian accompany Comrade "Anran" back to the desk next to me, Manager Deng went to the pantry with a smile......

Manager Deng's face floated as if flying, his face was full of spring breeze, and he didn't know that he thought it was a return to the light and wanted to be crowned to Bliss......

Am I jealous?

Looking at the depressed brother next to me, I felt that this was not the case.

What you think is good is not necessarily a good thing.

What do you think?

……

"Brother, do you drink?"

After work, in the elevator, we went out together. Walking to the gate of the company, Liang Jianbao suddenly gave me such a sentence.

I was stunned for a moment and said, "Don't drink, choke on your throat."

"Beer." The immature face was haggard.

"I have a swollen stomach and vomit when I smoke."

"Where's the milk tea?" He said unrelentingly, and his dry throat struggled to make a mute sound.

"Kill sperm, hurt the body, don't go." I walked to the road outside the door.

He was left alone in sorrow.

I stopped at the traffic light intersection and turned around and shouted, "Pick it up, do you want to go?"

Liang Jian, who was in a daze, seemed to grasp the last straw, and the whole person burst out of his spirit and yelled at me: "Wait for me!"

The two of us went to a nearby Internet café to "kill" ......

For a whole night, the two of us were in double rows, abusing game after game, and we were terrified.

Only in the world of masturbation, there is no genius and stupidity, only luck.

Luck determines success or failure, even if you try hard and fight against teammates like pigs, you will lose!

Just like the two of us, I am super ghost when he is super god, and he is super ghost when I am super god, so we send our teammates to chill.

We were both grumpy people who would get into trouble when we didn't agree and left with a big fight, scolding each other for being pigs, and swearing that we would never be teammates......

In fact, not only in the game, but also in the current situation of life, isn't this the case? Maybe that's fate! A life that can never be a teammate!

We have come from each other to each other, there is only war, there is no peace.

The war, the next day, began.

When I came to the office early, I was sleepy-eyed, because I played games with Liang Jian last night, I didn't have much energy when I went to work today, and when I came in, I happened to meet the manager with a water glass...... I happened to touch the manager's water glass...... It just so happened that the water from the water glass spilled on the manager's brand-new clothes...... It just so happened that the manager was not in a good mood this morning...... It happened to be me who happened to touch his water glass...... It just doesn't happen to be Liang Jian's accompaniment......

There weren't so many coincidences, only fate was chasing me.

From birth to now, it has never stopped.

I'm a little tired and want to rest, I really want to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, go to a place where no one is around, and have a good rest.

The manager went to the toilet with a black face, blacker than a lump of cow dung, and even though I said "I'm sorry" I don't even know how many times, I never got a reply.

Later, I learned that the set of clothes he was going to wear on a business trip with the chairman, a very expensive brand, usually reluctant to wear it, treasured for so long, and was destroyed by me at once, of course I would be angry. I have no opinion, but until I resigned, he didn't say a word to me, didn't arrange a job for me, and even signaled to my superiors to arrange for me to do chores several times, sing white faces, belittle me and ridicule me in front of the chairman......

I can't forgive these as long as I'm a man......

Because I'm still alive, and I'm living with a bottom line.

As mentioned above, when it was time to go to work, Liang Jianbao still looked worried, and the manager happily took him out, as if to take him to visit and get acquainted with the subsidiary. And I was arranged in a promoter called "Old Master", who was three or four years older than me, to follow him, help him copy a lot of documents, help with the layout of the venue, and come to an excel table every day, repeat the mileage of the tenant every day, or monitor the driver's trajectory in real time in the tracking and positioning system, and call the driver who is going to work to pick up passengers when something is wrong, and ask the reason.

That's right, it's tracking the whole process, and it's questioning the workers who are going to work to make a living!

I managed to become the main enemy of the drivers, and I don't think there is a single taxi driver out there who wants to do my business......

Hehe, the old master told me earnestly, this is called starting from the bottom, and you can learn a lot of things.

Until now, when I work in another place, I don't need anything to "learn" at the bottom, because I am now a bottom, a bottom-level who is called a "dog" by the world, and this profession is not even shortlisted.

Would you like to know what career I'm doing as a college student right now? Come here......

Get lost!

I'm not in the mood to tell you right now!

I was completely thrown into the cold palace, and Liang Jian accompanied me to make steady progress, and the half-month internship time passed quickly.

I finally couldn't help but explode! On this day, the old master still casually asked me to count the mileage, I immediately got up and went to the pantry and a cup of hot coffee, and came to the old master with a cup in my hand......

Cautiously handed it to the old master, and said with a smile: "Boss, when can you arrange some slightly technical work for me?" I can get these miles in half an hour, you can see if there are any other work arrangements, let me help you with your work! ”

The old man glanced at me, didn't take the coffee cup, and asked a male employee across the desk, "Ah Gang, are you going to the station to promote later?"

The brother seemed to be very busy, replied "yes" and left with his briefcase.

Before I could figure out what was going on, the old master yelled at me, "You are confused, you still don't keep up?"

The inexplicable shouting scared me so much that I almost splashed the old master in the face like a manager. Trembling, he put his coffee on his desk and chased him out without even putting on his coat......

In the promotion department, Ah Gang is responsible for the design, designing the cover of the theme model, the special language of the advertisement, the advertising sign and the body edge advertisement. There is no trend in dressing up in the company, only more fashionable!

In terms of status, he is second only to the acne man, and even higher than the old master, but he and the old master were recruited in the same class and had the same working experience, so objectively speaking, there is no difference between strength and weakness.

But Ah Gang is better in cultural creation, and no one in the promotion department can match it. This tells me that everyone in the world has their own housekeeping skills, can take care of their family, can stabilize their status in society, and can also stabilize their own jobs!

The question is, what is my own housekeeping skill?

A year after graduation, I haven't dug it out until now, I really didn't lie, and I have a clear conscience.

Ah Gang took me to the bus station, the provincial station with the largest flow of people in Guangzhou.

There are beautiful girls from all over the world, and there are also many bad people and liars. Although it is a society governed by the rule of law, where there are people, there are desires, and there are desires but no ability, and at this time it has evolved into a crime that compulsively compels the stars to commit crimes, and the crimes that control the actions of the brain by the desires of the body.

And money is the source of sin and the end of sin.

Live for money, die for money!

The company seems to have become a partner with the provincial station operator, and there are only passengers pouring out of the station exit like ants, and there are two security guards at the station to stop people who want to enter. I followed Ah Gang and went straight in after seeing him show him a red sign that said "Staff".

The security guard stretched out his hand to stop me, "Can't go in!" The entrance is over there. ”

I didn't know what to say in a hurry, and Ah Gang turned around and said "together" and didn't go back in.

After entering smoothly, I walked about 100 meters and finally saw the so-called temporary work site set up by the company.

It was a sentry box.

There is a conductor sitting in the window of the sentry box, ten meters outside the sentry box is the station platform, every time a bus comes in, a large number of passengers gush out, several buses at the same time gushing out of the passengers gather into a group of black and oppressive crowds, all dragging suitcases, carrying large bags of luggage, slowly moving towards the exit.

At this time, the company's promoters went against the current and asked head-on, "Do you take the car?" "Hit Auntie? "Boss, can you take a taxi?" ”

……

Your brother-in-law, this is still an employee of a large state-owned company? This is clearly an old duck soliciting customers on the street!

Do you do the same thing that blocks traffic? It's a shame that you are a state-owned enterprise, and this kind of thing is also done, what the hell is promoting, and the other taxi drivers who are scorched by the scorching sun outside the exit are so miserable that the passengers get into the car before they leave the station! Wait for half a day for all the guests to be intercepted halfway, I drop a god!

This is clearly a truncated beard!

Is this a job grab, not to give peers a way to live?

Wrong! Miss by a mile!

You're all thinking crooked, haha. Ahem, calm down, let me tell you, our marketing is not running in the right way, there are very few customers, and the business is extremely poor.

Please allow me to take my time. The reason is this, although the company put the taxi pick-up location into the station, thinking that it can get close to the water and get the moon first, but it is not known that there is a fatal point in the operation process......

Orders are slow and expensive!

Uh, it seems to be two fatal points, one plus one, which should equal two.

The first point is that the order is slow. I have personally experienced this, because when I followed Ah Gang there, my task was to place orders for customers!

At that time, I was really drunk, holding a 3G network iPad and helping customers place orders on an independent system.

Nima's is now 2016, you can imagine how painful it is to use the 3G network: you have to wait for a long time to get a verification code, and you will be given a card screen when it is over, and I will ask you if you are broken? What I admire the most is that there are still manual orders, comrades of the promotion department, you are messing around like this, does the chairman know?

At that time, as soon as I picked up the ipad, my colleague holding a sign to promote it brought in a guest, a noblewoman - wearing very expensive clothes, wearing strings of bracelets and gold chains in the color of children's feces, and she was still an old woman, so I called it a "noblewoman".

This noble lady's skin was so white that I was jealous, her nostrils were facing the sky, she caressed her forehead with one palm, fanned the breeze with the other, and hummed angrily: "Ouch, what the hell is this weather, it's so hot, I almost fainted......"

I gritted my teeth, if you don't lie on the ground in three seconds, Lao Tzu will beat you to death with a stick!

"Ouch, hurry up, hurry up, I'm going to get in the car, go to Baiyun Airport, master, hurry up, dear is waiting for me to fly with me......"

I'm the old lady of Feili!

After all, this is the first guest I have received, so I should not have swallowed that breath. So I quickly clicked on the "end" column on the interface of the 3G tablet system, typed in "Baiyun Airport", searched, and ten seconds later popped up the message "It takes about 0.5 hours, 30 kilometers, 121 yuan".

At this time, I knocked on the window of the taxi, and the driver inside rolled down willingly, and I told all the information to the lady in the back seat, which was procedurally necessary. Why? You take the ferry from the "provincial station to Baiyun Airport" and you will understand the reason for telling the information to the passengers.

The company's system search results: 0.5 hours, 30 kilometers, 121 yuan;

Ferry map search results: 0.5 hours, 30 kilometers, 78 yuan.

If you don't understand the reason for the low number of customers in my company's taxis, please stop reading, put on your clothes and socks, oh, don't forget to bring the key, take the key and open the door, walk out of the place where you live, turn left after going out, yes, keep walking, don't ask why, but please pay a little attention to whether there are some hardness objects on the side of the road, such as ...... Yes? You see a piece and turn your head, right, okay, take it, walk to an inactive corner, right, right, right......

A brick slaps yourself to death, forget it stupid! You unintelligent trash!

……

Saying that, the lady was surprised by what I had done, and sneered: "121? Did I hear me right? Could it be a black car? Why is it expensive? ”

I can't accept any attempt to discredit my company! Therefore, I immediately expressed my strongest opposition and asked the other party not to see it this way, and to abide by the five principles of fairness, justice, openness, and peaceful coexistence in the competition of various taxi companies, only in this way can we maintain social peace.

……

I explained without a smile: "Well, the specific situation is like this, you see, this is a batch of Accord business vehicles newly purchased by our company, comfortable and luxurious, safe and reliable, no matter which aspect is much better than the taxi outside, so the charge will be a little higher."

"Cut, is this a little bit spicy? Ouch hey, double it! ”

I was about to persuade again, Sao Niang, ahem, but this lady interrupted me, "Oh, okay, okay, I won't tell you, hurry up, my husband is waiting for me at the airport!" When can you drive? How long will we have to wait? ”

I don't know when the hand holding the iPad is holding it tightly......

I quickly typed in the taxi's license plate number and fooled her, "Hurry, hurry, soon." ”

You know how broken this ghost system is, not only to ask the customer's terminal, but also to ask the taxi license plate number......

Do you think you can place an order? No，no，no！ Enter the verification code as well!

I hurriedly put my head out of the front window, asked the master for his mobile phone number, entered it, and then asked the master if he had received a text message? The master told me the verification code in the text message, I entered it, clicked "Confirm the order", and the screen kept showing "Ordering" at the end of the screen......

Hey, if you want to ask which excavator technology is stronger, Shandong Technical School is looking for Lanxiang! If you want to ask which one is strong to place an order for a taxi, the lady will wait for the order to go out ()!

I was almost scolded by this lady out of Xiang ()!

After a minute, the screen finally moved! It was as if I saw a ray of light in the endless darkness, and I almost cried tears of joy. When I could see the words that popped out, my dad cried......

"The order failed, the verification code is incorrect, please re-enter."

The system interface is zeroed!

The interface is zeroed!

Zero!

Zero!

！

I'm *%##¥&!

I just crawled to the front of the car like a dead dog, re-entered the license plate number, and asked for the master's phone number......

Wait for my long hair to reach my waist, can you wait for me to place an order?

When I placed the order, the lady had already left the taxi and walked away scolding, leaving only a sentence of "neurosis" in the air......

If I'm a neurotic, you're a neurotic of neurotics!

If that lady is a neuropathy of neuropathy, then the decision-maker of the company is a neuropathy of neuropathy, a neuropathy of neuropathy!

Why do you want to engage in such a strange project, people will choose to take an expensive car on the premise of having a cheap car to sit in? Sick in the brain?

And the most important thing is,Placing an order is slow and the procedure is complicated,Don't say that other passengers are impatient,I want to drop this 3G-ipad,IQ is really problematic。

How stupid and ignorant the person in charge of this project is! Do you want to show off the company's financial money and buy such a batch of beautiful cars to show off?

If you really have money, you won't give 70 yuan a day, and I'm an intern to death!

Grass you uncle!

When I went back from work, I had to take the subway, and my legs were shaking to get off the elevator. scolded the next door, this day not only highly exercised my hungry body, but also consumed my mind and heart!

Wake up 120,000 points, run back and forth with the pace of the devil, and prepare to be scolded to complete the business that only pulled 22 orders.

So I just want to say: "nimenchenglirenzhenhuiwan!"

Take the subway for an hour back to the rental office. Take a shower, call for a long **** foot meal, and watch some videos while eating.

Why take the subway for an hour? Hehe, at first glance, you are a rural doll, don't you know how expensive it is to buy and rent a house in a big city now? Even if a person with a monthly salary of tens of thousands of state-owned enterprises wants to buy a suite in the city, it is difficult to buy a suite, and even if he buys it, it will be available until the sky is wasted, and renting a house is the leading boss, do you think it is easy to rent a house? For example, I am on the edge of the suburbs, and the rent of the house uses up one-third of my salary, not including utilities, internet fees, and cleaning fees.

The company is located in the center of the city, can I, an intern with a salary of 70 yuan a day, dare to rent a house there? What the are you kidding me? My two months' salary adds up to enough to rent a house over there for a month, don't you say?

This is the most real struggle of the people at the bottom! Can you feel a strong sour smell? You can't eat grapes, my God......

Look at my shabby rented house, cool in winter and warm in summer, at this time, I can't help but want a "lewd" poem:

Decades of hard work in the cold window,

There is no food and no hunger.

The cold moon in winter opens on all sides,

Lingyun Zhuangzhi is also cold.

Hurry, hurry, this is a joy in suffering!

……

Watching the video, another night passed. Hey, pathetic single dog, how much momentum can a man without a woman have?

Or just watch the video movie and just be whimsical.

In the field of film and television, I especially love variety shows. I can't break my fingers if I count carefully: for example, I'm tired and can't run, so I watch "Run, Brother", "Runningman", and fantasize that I am these pigs, running together, chic together! And it's funny, every time I watch it, I laugh until my stomach hurts, as the saying goes, "Laugh a little, ten years less", and all the hellish pressure in life is filtered out when I watch the video.

Okay, I'll admit it's pretending to be bi again, but when you see this, it proves that you're used to my pretending bi......

At this point, it was the middle of the night, there was no one on the street outside, the cold wind was bitter, and I felt very desolate.

Go ahead.

Day after day, I continued to be a monk for a day, knowing that the leaders had lost interest in me, so I simply became a gangster in the company, going to work on time every day, sitting on my desk and surfing the Internet, watching videos, and playing games...... Occasionally, when someone walks by, I zoom out and the computer desktop displays a table full of numbers, which I have already opened when I go to work, and it closes at the end of the day!

No one will suspect that I am lazy at work, but no one will pay attention to me either, because I am not as good as the trash can next to them......

For them, the trash can at least holds their garbage, and I can't seem to help them with anything.

It's not that I'm giving up on myself, it's that I'm seeking truth from facts.

If you think about it, I'm 24 years old, what are my abilities? A person who is seven or eight meters tall can't lift his shoulders, can't lean on his shoulders, and his mouth is nagging, what will he do?

If the seniors don't bring it, it is impossible to make a difference. I am a person with great mood changes, sometimes positive and sometimes negative, once I hit the chicken blood when I went to work in the morning, very immediately helped my colleagues pour water and make coffee, and also helped them order takeout at noon, inside and outside the chores.

However, they were busy with theirs, and my harvest for the whole day was a lot of breezy - thank you.

The next day, I played games from work to work, and I didn't even bother to open the pop-up window......

And my internship probationary period, there are still three days left.

In the last three days, I didn't play games anymore when I went to work, but frantically submitted my resume and looked for a job on Ganji.com, 58.com, Zhiwang and other websites.

When people are busy, they can't feel the flow of time, three days passed in the blink of an eye, and finally, Minister Huang informed that at 10 o'clock in the morning, the three people who came in at the same time were going to have a final interview, and this interview would decide whether the three people would go or stay.

Ten o'clock sharp.

In a small conference room, three heavyweights entered. One is the manager of the personnel department, I don't know him, but he looks like a Buddha in the land temple, let's call him the manager of the Buddha for the time being; One is the chairman's secretary, the arrival of the secretary is expected, the company has long been rumored, the chairman has already been to Liang Jian's comrade Fang Xin secretly promised, cough cough, love house and Wu, cough cough, which word seems to have forgotten, oh, is the heart of love!

Therefore, it is only natural that the secretary will come to observe. The other interviewer was actually Manager Deng, and when I saw that the dead donkey also entered the conference room, I felt hehe.

Thegameisover.

I even think that in this interview, for the company, I and the one named Ah Wei who was assigned to the customer service department for an internship are here to play soy sauce, recruiting a total of two new employees, and Liang Jian has no doubt about it, so for me and Ah Wei, this is a war between the two of us......

Sure enough, Ah Wei and I went in for the interview at the same time. Beam, left at the end.

The meaning is already obvious. Choose one of the two, either I die or Ah Wei dies!

When we walked in together, I could already feel Ah Wei's heavy and accelerated breathing......

Brother, don't worry, my heart has died in this month......

This is a pool of stagnant water, and how long will I, a fish who is too lazy to open its gills to breathe, even if I jump into the water?

Instead of walking the dead, let it go.

The three guests sat at the conference table with great seriousness, and Ah Wei and I stood, starting with me.

"Good morning, interviewers, I'm Ding xx, from ...... My specialty is to be able to endure hardships, and my introduction is here, thank you! ”

After the three of them listened, no one spoke, and they all buried their heads in writing something.

"Next."

Ah Wei immediately began to introduce himself, his voice was loud but not harsh, his tone was not hurried and gentle, and it sounded very comfortable, making the Buddha and the secretary look up frequently.

Hehe, it seems that Ah Wei has learned a lot in the customer service department this month, after all, it is a job to communicate with customers.

My heart is colder.

If it weren't for the fact that my uncle was pretending to be chatting with Minister Huang outside, but was actually waiting for the results of my interview, maybe I would have left here directly.

Every place here scares me, and every breath of air suffocates me!

I was like a fish in a dry lake, unable to breathe; Like the duck that was deeply strangled by the neck, he couldn't break free from the invisible hand with all his strength, and could only feel the discomfort of lack of oxygen in his lungs......

After introducing themselves, the three interviewers began to ask questions.

From left to right, there is the Buddha, the secretary, and the manager, so the Buddha is the first to speak: "Okay, now I'm going to ask you a question, and you guys are going to ...... On the right, answer in turn. You must have been in the company for almost a month, and you have more or less learned about the company's situation. I would like to ask you what you think or know about the taxi industry. ”

Uh, if you start on the right...... I'm the one who answers.

It took me less than a minute to finish my "opinion" and "understanding".

Yes, less than a minute. Because I will only say, "A taxi is the labor of the passengers who pay and our drivers who take a commission to get the customer to their destination." At present, there are many companies with strong strength and competitiveness in the taxi industry, such as the online Didi taxi software, Uber taxi, etc., so our company's taxi signboard will face a greater crisis and peer competition pressure, this is my understanding and opinion on taxis, thank you! ”

Yes, brother is so short. Bah, my brother's opinion is so short, I don't accept you to beat me!

I have been sent to the cold palace for a month, and now you come to ask me what I think and understand?

Are you the one the brother Monkey sent to make fun of me?