I am 25 years old this year, at the age of the prime of life, with strong blood and energy, more than a year after graduating from university, although I have not yet traveled to the southeast and northwest, but I can also talk about a few coquettish things in the Pearl River Delta. The pen is www.biquge.info a fast-talking person, and I am here to tell or confide in you about the growth of college students!

In China, there is a saying that the college entrance examination determines the fork in the road in life, and you have studied hard for 13 years in order to be admitted to a better university. If the students before the college entrance examination lived a tormenting life, similar to the eighteenth layer of hell, then going to college is completely different - heaven!

Blue sky, coquettish girls, bustling ice rink...... It's one of the things I've seen in my four years at university, and of course the lights on the school's shopping street. The university is undoubtedly a good place for many students to eat, drink and have fun, and I believe it is also the happiest and unforgettable time period for students!

Because time is infinite, in college life, college students can be divided into two major gangs: one is the single dog faction, and the other is the non-single dog faction. In addition to eating, drinking, lazing and sleeping, single dogs play a stroke in the computer every day and night, which is now the most popular game at home and abroad, I dare not write out what it is, I understand the rules, and I still want to tell the story...... The topic is nonsense.,In addition to seeking pleasure in the game,,Will stay in the toilet to solve physiological problems.,The majority of male compatriots can understand it at a glance.,No need to explain in detail.,But the author firmly stated his position.,I never do that.,I'm definitely not that kind of person......

Walking on the campus road, as soon as you look up, you will see the word "loneliness" clearly printed on the foreheads of single dogs, because of emptiness, loneliness, they chose the game, and also chose to skip class, so the transcript is red every year, but the university is a university after all, you can wait for the make-up exam, the make-up exam but there is a retake, what to do if you retake? The senior brothers lightly tidied up their hairstyles and said arrogantly, we still have a clear exam! Speaking of the university's clear examination, cough cough, I have personally experienced and practiced, the counselor at that time waved his hand and said, all the students who want to clear the examination will gather in the XX classroom for the last counseling "before death". At that time, I was so frightened that my heart jumped, and I took out the high math textbooks that had been sealed in the cabinet for several years and prepared to review. Later, the counseling conference began, and as soon as I entered the classroom, it was crowded with people, and the layers of seats were overwhelming, forcing me to almost jump into the sea, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as full. I didn't expect that there were so many comrades who failed in the revolution, and about sixty percent of them were junior brothers and sisters who followed the make-up exam, so I had to sigh that the blue is better than the blue, and the new generation is better than the old, so I humbly stood on the side and listened to the counselor's instructions to give us a great mission!

The counselor was a middle-aged woman with hair that looked like a bird's nest and was golden in the mess, and my uncle told me that this kind of woman was either abnormal or lacked some love in her heart...... Before the lecture, she lifted her frame and scanned the crowd, and there was a hint of disgust on her face. What's wrong with our candidates' poor scores? Can't we clear candidates with low IQ? cough, the next thing is for the counselor to seriously explain the precautions for the exam, saying that the school strictly prohibits students from cheating, not allowing communication tools, not mixing notes, and not allowing hand-to-hand contact. Like a tape recorder rewinding from the podium, the counselor's eyes are always fixed on the fan blades on the ceiling, presumably some handsome alien from Mars driving a colorful cloud to welcome her back to Mars......

Do human anatomy experiments on humans!

Save it, it's hard to have so many mythical love stories in the world.

Spoke a whole bunch of Chinese, and then, scattered. I'm in a hurry at this time, Ma Dan, you asked us to come all the way here to meditate and listen to the scriptures for half an hour, but the important thing is not to mention it, don't take your aunt to play like this. I stepped forward with a few brothers who had lived and died together, with the same attitude and an aggressive tone, insisting that we needed to review the material. The eldest aunt rolled her eyes and rolled up her sleeves, and the grandchildren still dared to rebel? The old lady will not put one, where is it cool, where to stay......

A good man doesn't fight with his aunt, the landlord and a few grandchildren shrank their heads, and they can't fight, let's go to Liangshan, we can't take the Qing exam, it's a big deal that I'm a good man after 18 years! The gray group of people escaped from the classroom, most of them went to Song Jiang, but the landlord went to the library.

Do you think the landlord is going to review? No.No.No.youarewrong.Can a handsome guy like the landlord not have a girlfriend? Joke, look at the reading room on the second floor, yes, sit in the innermost beautiful classmate, long hair up to the waist, white skirt fluttering, bewitching figure, at a glance you know that it is the junior sister of the School of Foreign Languages, do you think the landlord didn't see her boyfriend sitting next to him? A sucker! One look at her boyfriend's lustful eyes knew that they weren't really in love, yes, it was a flesh deal! Show your love and die quickly, and I wish that there are lovers in the world who will eventually go two ways!

Rattle!

The landlord went up to the second floor, indifferently passed by the couple, waved his hand, and left a sour smell in the air. Who's that? It seems to be Einstein, didn't you say that good cabbage is made of pigs, and the cabbage is gone, our otaku and Laotan sauerkraut, in addition to sour or sour!

I'm sorry guys, but to tell you the truth, I really have a girlfriend, although we haven't been together for a long time, only - two days, but it's been two days, right? Now I think of the fact that I didn't have to eat Laotan sauerkraut noodles for two days at that time, and I was really full of happiness! In addition to getting a graduation certificate, the landlord also obtained instant noodle phobia, isn't it?

She is a female classmate of Class 6 of the School of Jewellery, the same class. She is a little short, her skin is white and tender, she likes to wear a light blue short skirt, and she has a faint mint fragrance on her body, and when she approaches the canteen, she will think that the meal is green arrow mint, her name is Chu Ling, I met her on a part-time job. Maybe Chu Ling looks more like the class flower I had a crush on in middle school, so I deliberately found a copy of "The Art of War" to see if there were any powerful tricks that could soak her, and meditated for a few days and nights, and her hair almost turned gray and she didn't come up with a good idea, but she didn't expect to say a few meaty confessions to her in the buckle, and promised to come out for a cup of milk tea the next night......

I went, and I heard that girls are now open-minded, and they are open enough to catch up with the United States. But surprise is surprise, I was so excited at the time, I was shaking my legs in class all day, looking at the boys in my class with cups, my brother officially announced that he was out of the single dog faction after tonight, look at your loss, you deserve to be widowed for a lifetime! In fact, it proves that socialist construction must be down-to-earth step by step, don't think that the ugly duckling can really become a swan, no, the landlord I went to the second floor of the library, and found Chu Ling who was watching "Little Times 2", she was very surprised Why did the landlord know that she was here, we went out of the library, at the door, she asked, why did you come here to find me? Didn't you say that it was better to drink milk tea at night? When the landlord heard it, it was over, and he figured out that there was a little anger in this, isn't it just to isolate Lao Wang to reveal that you are here before the landlord comes to tease you? Don't be angry. A woman's mind is always unimaginable, how did Lao Wang, this kid, know that Chu Ling is here, he is a well-known otaku in the class, and he won't come out of the hole when the sky thunders...... No, go back to this kid and ask clearly, this pervert won't come to peep at Chu Ling, right?

For this first love, maybe the central point was transferred to her too much, so that they finally broke up. Later, whenever it was Valentine's Day, when Singles' Day was lonely, the landlord would reflect, maybe it was too nervous to care about Chu Ling and make her feel frightened, no one wanted to be disturbed by others, even if there was a big reason, they would be afraid, this is human nature.

Maybe in my previous life, I accidentally drank the good wine that the old man Yueshi had brewed for a hundred years, and in this life, his old man has no time to take care of me. After Chu Ling and I confirmed our relationship, we started dating, and once I went to listen to the IELTS TOEFL guidance speech, which is similar to the great aunt's level lecturer in an alien racial language, referred to as a foreign language! Forced Ribala to say for two hours, so someone also slept for two hours......

In the end, I was dragged out of the classroom by Chu Ling, and I was scolded severely, saying that there is no interest, no ideals, no future, and more importantly, no money! The second date finally didn't have to listen to the alien language research.,When I called, I was so excited.,When I heard the date location, I almost died.,Depressed.,I actually went to the library to review my homework.。 What's even more speechless is that one of us looks at physics and the other at high math, stuck, no topic, so one night we each bowed our heads to read a book, and my butt was like a needle pricked to death. In other words, if there is a beautiful woman sitting next to any man, is it uncomfortable not to be able to talk to him?

On the way back to the dormitory after leaving the library, we passed through the commercial street, the most lively and prosperous place in the school at night, I entered a store and bought a box of watermelon cream and a non-frozen green tea for Chu Ling, she asked me what I meant in confusion, I said, just now I saw you coughing while reviewing the information, maybe the throat is a little inflamed, the weather has been hot recently, be careful of your health. Chu Ling was stunned for a few seconds after hearing this, and then walked in front without saying a word, and stopped talking to me. And I didn't notice a change in her attitude, on the contrary, I was still proud of my "little means", thinking that she was moved by me so she didn't speak, thinking that she was very considerate, after all, in college, boys and girls have not watched a few Korean dramas, in which the male protagonist takes care of the female protagonist who is sick and faints in bed, considerate and careful, and the female protagonist is deeply moved to promise something......

In fact, it proves that Korean women and Chinese women belong to different races, and men really can never guess what women think, because after I went back that night, I just came out of the shower and saw three buckle messages, one was gossip news, one was a part-time salesman, and one was sent by Chu Ling. When I opened it, I will never forget the text in my life, which read: "Xiaoding, maybe I'm used to being alone, and suddenly I added another person in my daily life, which I can't accept, so I don't think we are suitable, thank you for spending time with me in the past two days, we are still good friends!"

I read that short message more than a dozen times, and my mind went blank until the dripping of undried hair soaked the phone screen. I feel that my heart is full of pain, depression, bitterness and deep unwillingness! why？ Why? I need an explanation, no, it's the reason! I'd love to call and ask, but does it work? My inferiority complex has come out, and all kinds of speculations: not handsome enough? Don't think I'm a rich second generation? Height gap? Or don't feel it?

Tossing and turning, fidgeting, I walked to the hallway with my phone, the lights had been turned off in the dormitory, and my roommates had already fallen asleep. I thought about a lot of reasons, and I didn't want to give up, but I didn't dare to call, because I was really unqualified, and I couldn't say that I broke up with Chu Ling, I could only say that I failed to confess, because we didn't start at all......

I only replied to her with two words: "Okay."

That night, I spent the night in the hallway, and the next day the cleaning aunt cursed for a day, which rabbit litter threw so many cigarette butts on the ground, and did he have the qualities of a college student?

After the confession failed, I didn't go to class for a whole week, except for eating, drinking, and playing masturbation games, unkempt hair, full of beard, frightened three roommates, if I hadn't asked them to help me pack meals and come back, maybe I would have to call the school counseling department.

Now, after going out of society and experiencing a lot, I occasionally think of Chu Ling on Valentine's Day, and there is no resentment, no regret, and no pain in my heart, some are just deep thoughts. After all, she was the first girl I actively pursued in my life, and although she rejected me, she left me with the most tender memories.

I wish her a happy and happy life every day!

The days are back to normal, I started going to class again, and I still skip classes a few times a week, that, it's very stressful, don't think that you can really play games and play every day in college, that's the life that only the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people have, and there is another kind of student called a special group in our university.

To put it mildly, the family's economic conditions are not good, and to put it rudely, you are a hillbilly. And I, the hillbilly hidden in the high-priced university, my parents love nature and work in the fields at home, and every new semester they stuff me with a wad of crumpled red money to pay for tuition, and then I rely on myself for living expenses. So I got a lot of part-time jobs, Monday to Friday during the day, homework at night, playing games and – taking an early break!

If you don't have a good rest, Saturday and Sunday will be uncomfortable! For two whole days, I worked part-time at a five-star hotel eight kilometers away from the school, long and white, and short night shifts! It is from 7:30 in the morning to 10:30 in the evening, and there is only one hour to eat and rest in the middle, seven yuan an hour, and it is two days to do it! As soon as you do it, you will graduate from your senior year!

I am grateful to it for feeding me for four years and hating it for torturing me for four years!

Supporting me is to solve my food expenses from Monday to Friday, and I don't have to sell my kidneys and lungs to send me living expenses. And I hate that this job has killed my dignity as a human man and my disgust with many of the darkness of society.

Sensei talk nonsense to me about being grateful and grateful, although the hotel part-time job paid my salary, my eyes and simple heart have been poisoned!

Not to mention anything else, the difference in status alone made me feel deeply suffocated. Including the contempt of the lobby manager and the white eyes of the distinguished guests. The law says that all people are equal in the world, but is this actually the case? Ofcoursenot, if there is equality, then there is no need for law, law is used to maintain equality, and law and equality are inherently contradictory.

Phew, blah, it's far away. Speaking of those managers, that's called an invincible world! Have you seen Journey to the West? The Tang monk inside not only nagged and shouted at the apprentices, but also sang "onlyyou" when stepping on the hemp drops, and the great sage couldn't stand the fly-like spells, not to mention us and other untouchables? During the time of working in the hotel, the waiter has to do things according to the instructions of the managers, and also serve the guests like a pug. Except for the pug, the female occasionally works as a in the VIP room, ahem, I only saw countless drunks taking the opportunity to rub oil, and the rest has no permission to know......

To get back to the point, all but one of the managers of this hotel is a man, and the rest are all women - aunts! The red makeup painted by the mother-in-law who has been running around is thick powder, all kinds of high-quality perfumes exude a burst of smell, and I went back and forth to various VIP rooms to toast the big boss and laugh with the wine, at that time I was in charge of a private room, originally arranged for girls to see the room, and boys to watch the hall and serve dishes, because the girls were not enough to embezzle a few men to come over, why would I be selected? Does this need to be explained? Isn't this an era of fighting for beauty? You can't choose someone uglier than me to look at the house! It's like what the mother-in-law manager said when arranging: "Don't let the guests see that you have no appetite to eat!" Famous sayings of the ages, perfect philosophy! So I followed the manager to Area A, commonly known as the "VIP Area".

The hotel is open at night from 6 p.m. sharp, and our part-time waiters are from 5:30 p.m. What should I do before the guests come? I think I can be idle, but there is no word "idle" in the space dictionary here! Floor managers, lobby managers, financial managers and even general managers will also patrol back and forth in the major service areas, one is supervision, and the other is abuse. Supervise whether you are wiping down the dining table, coffee table, stool, wine glasses, cutlery, etc.; Abuse is naturally to find fault, no matter how hard you work and how many times you wipe it, what comes out of their mouths is not clean enough and repeated!

Of course, there are also "poor ambitions" in the part-time group of college students, I have seen it in four years of part-time work, there is a boy who is not convinced by the manager of the mother-in-law, a senior brother who is older than me, each scolded for ten minutes, and then announced the end under the pull of our intermediary and the other intermediary, the vicious posture of the two at that time had no effect on me, not that I pretended to be forced, and I would not make a fuss after experiencing many "life and death things". But those Svenwen guests were so frightened that their hearts jumped out, and the dishes were withdrawn before they were served, and they didn't know if they were scared away or to rub a pot of Pu'er tea, anyway, when the guests left, the waiter was stunned that no one dared to go up and ask for the tea bill......

On the contrary, the backbone man, I haven't seen him since. Legend and I heard that it was fired, and it was blacklisted, and it was permanently not hired. I scoffed, I don't feel sorry for the backbone man at all, who is rare for this garbage work? If my dad were Li Ka-shing...... The driver, I slapped the past earlier. Hmph, I am lying on my salary and tasting my courage, enduring humiliation, suffering my mind, straining my muscles and bones, starving my body and skin, emptying my body, and being another "Li Ka-shing" in the future. You're so young, huh!

Of course, all of the above is a PI, please do not simulate!

The mother-in-law's manager is busy with entertainment, and the people in the kitchen are also very busy and anxious. I have worked part-time for four years, and I have worked in every department, and most of the time I am a waiter and a waiter. Perverts in life are often encountered in occasional incidents, such as the slashing incident in Guangzhou subway station, the throat of a man in an Internet café in Dongguan late at night, and the occasional bus ride will be cut by passers-by...... Today's society is just two words, become tai! All kinds of strange and inexplicable things will suddenly happen around you, which makes people unprepared and at a loss. Speaking of kitchens, we call it "Jiribu" there, and I still haven't figured out the origin of the name, so if you know, please let me know, okay? Please dial 110, 119 or 120, you will be online all day long and will not answer any calls late at night, thank you!

There are many people in the Dili Department, and the people who do the work are all men, and they are vigorous and resolute. The first time I was sent to serve food, I walked in the door and found a monkey, a national rarity, the sharp-billed monkey! It took a long time to figure out that it was the manager of the Dimile Department, Manager Mai. They all call him "Old Mai". An old "virgin" in her forties, with a pungent temperament, I heard that my ex-husband divorced Lao Mai with his children and went to the United States to settle down, so I hehe, as a passerby, do you think I need to make a comment? That's someone else's family affair, what's my business? That's right, your brother's mother, there is such a crazy woman and crazy woman in the world! I'll give you a hammer, uncle, I was "strafed" by a machine gun as soon as I entered......

"Can you do it quickly? Slow down your hands and feet? ”

"I'll take you old. Mother La, do the quack, the stacks of mustard are slowly grinding, hurry up with me (get over)! ”

"You're old. Mother stinks, hey, the side called you before the meal (pre-meal snacks, including peanuts, spicy chicken feet, spicy cucumbers, etc.) Ga? Side? Side? The guests are all called, your hands are idle and itchy? You have to go over and wash the dishes with me. ”

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Lao Mai, who can speak Donghua, is this a numb hanging? This is not a rare animal at all, it is an extinct animal! The simple word of the sharp-beaked monkey can no longer be described, and Monkey King didn't dare to take out a stick when he saw Lao Mai, no wonder his husband was leaving the motherland and fleeing to the United States, it was a complete nightmare. Grandma is a bear, and the table is going to talk about Lao Mai, and she is disgusted when she thinks about it. Let's talk about what men like, yes, yes, that's it. Where there are groups in the world, as long as they are not all lilies or foundations, there will be blood-soaked things. Not to mention the special places such as hotels? The ancient saying "think **** after being full" has led many Chinese descendants to create countless star blessings!

Pity the author of this ignorant and pure teenager before going to college, the most splendid chrysanthemum of the motherland, uh, flower! But he was infected by the dark domination of those filthy societies. Now there are two kinds of women in society, one is so proud that men all over the world are not worthy of her, and the other is a sao goods with no personality and no dignity like a, especially the word "****"!

When I was on the subway, I met two tall girls, very beautiful, very fair-skinned, wrapped in skirts and with a big aunt's scarf, standing quietly next to not far away, but covering their mouth and nose with an aunt's scarf, frowning slightly, I casually glanced at them, only to see that the chin was almost raised to the roof of the train......

I wiped a big dose, is Lao Tzu so ugly? As for it? Do you think Lao Tzu is really empty and lonely? Need to take the subway to see beautiful women? Phew. Covering an aunt's towel on a hot day doesn't suffocate you to death, what kind of subway is it really so high? Where is the smell of the subway and bus? I wondered, and I didn't care to look at them and despise them like this, if I went to touch them......

Are you stupid? Isn't that rude, and I want to have tea with my police uncle? Brain-dead!

I have seen the other kind of woman once, just once, and almost destroyed my three views and worldview. It was in the VIP room on the second floor, the director of the hotel, almost off work, the guests on the second floor left late, and there were not enough people to pack things, so I took out a lot of students from the first floor to help. It just so happened that I was also included, and the tableware on both floors was almost the same, so we consciously cleaned up without the instructions of this supervisor, and we could only get off work early if we put it away quickly. And among our part-time students, there are one or two boys who are restless, commonly known as "-stirring sticks". Hip-hop with the supervisor and teasing each other, I forgot to introduce the supervisor on the second floor, the managers are all women, and the position of supervisor is only lower than that of the manager, so you should be able to guess what gender the director of this hotel is. I guess the owner of this hotel is either lustful or lustful, deliberately attracting the mother to attract the public to consume, although the appearance is not good, but the perfume is still poisonous.

The female supervisor is in her thirties, and there is not much to say about perfume lipstick, especially the professional formal wear, which is unique to femininity. He speaks roughly, is hot, does things quickly, and is more agile than us. They're hip-hopping, and the rest of us are timid and don't talk and just work hard. The transcript of their chats is a classic, as follows:

"Pretty boy, pull the fruit drop stool to the side of the nun, tie it, and stuff it into it as much as possible, because you don't need more stools for a wedding banquet every day..."

"Hey, Director, it's not big enough for a box!"

"I'll take you in my mouth, I don't have a big throat when I talk about it, come here and plug it in than you, insert it and count me, come and ......"

As a native of the East, I was instantly petrified. Nima's has seen a cheap woman, but I've never seen such a cheap woman! Look at this mother-in-law's face is almost chiseled on the forehead "I am sao goods" four words, grandma's bear, being a man can be like you is the best, being a woman can be like you is also the best of the best. I don't know the name of this director, everyone just cares about her thirteen mothers, I didn't know what it meant at the beginning, and after a period of observation, I knew that this was equivalent to the meaning of the king of chickens. I'll just hehe, if I come to name her, I'll die in death, this kind of thing, shameless and immoral, corrupt and teach bad offspring, xxxxxxxxxxxx (omit infinite).

In this hotel, from the manager to the waiter, I don't know if they are willing or unwilling or half-pushed, anyway, I have seen countless fragrant scenes in the past four years......

Okay, let's not talk about the carnal business and the harmonious life. Let's talk about the classes in the university, what? Don't you talk nonsense about the topic of no girl? I said you are, who said there is no girl? The last thing that is missing in the college classroom is all kinds of chicks...... The back!

Ladies and gentlemen, I am not afraid to dig out my heart and tell you that this hero acts above board and never does dirty things, but occasionally glances at Mount Everest passing by girls when he walks; When going up the stairs, occasionally my neck will be inexplicably sore, and then I have to look up at it, "unintentionally" aiming at the bottom of the girl's skirt; Relying on the advantage of height, when taking the bus, he occasionally lowered his head and looked at the crest of the wave to "think" about life......

Man, which one is not sexy? Especially in adolescent men, ninety percent of the time is curious about women, ah, the miraculous God makes the miraculous woman......

Let's go back to the university class, get rid of those students who feel that life is meaningless and skip class, and the rest of the students who go to class are partly because they feel that a meaningless life may encounter a miracle before they come to the class, and part of it is the obsession that has been brainwashed by education and permanently believes that only classes can change their lives. The former is a group on the verge of contradiction, and the latter is a spear, and it is always sharp and aggressive to do things, especially when it comes to groups that have no meaning in life, and they are infinitely "abused" with white eyes. And why is it said that it is on the verge of contradiction? We are not in a hurry, we are readers, we are reasoning, convincing people with reason, come and come, sit down and listen to me slowly.

At this time, the Northeast people couldn't sit still: "Ya, pretend to be a grandchild and strangle you to death, grandma is a bear."

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First, most of the contradictions are in the middle and lower IQ, no, it is the grades, whether it is from elementary school, middle school to university, they have been in the middle of not up or down for a long time, they have tried to struggle and try to give up decadence, but God seems to be joking with them, when you climb the mountain, you just don't let you go up but don't let you go down to the ground, fall on the waist, you think about what it feels like. Over time, there will be contradictions, neutral thoughts, decent performance, and living high and unconcerned. So, the same is true for the attitude towards whether or not to attend classes, the school stipulates that you can't skip classes, and those who skip classes are disciplined, so they went. However, the school does not clearly stipulate that students are not allowed to play with mobile phones, eat snacks, sleep, fall in love, read novels, or browse********......

So, the contradiction was all done. And it was done in an orderly manner - running into the classroom with the last ringing, sitting down for breakfast, taking out his mobile phone when he was full of wine, eating popcorn while reading novels, watching videos and watching action movies from the island country, two-thirds of the boring class passed, the teacher's tongue was dry, his throat was inflamed, and the sleepy bugs that gradually attacked because of the stars and the wind last night began to appear, so the remaining one-third of the class time began to make up for sleep. Especially in the class every Monday morning, just after the holiday, you know, the catch-up rate is as high as 99%! The most terrifying Monday sleep I have ever seen was that it was an open class, and more than 100 people in three classes were lying on the table, except for a dozen or so excellent people who were still burning their lives and persevering, the others all discussed the island culture with Zhou Lao......

Speaking of which, some people shouted, the landlord doesn't take you like this, always saying that the students are what's wrong, haven't they made mistakes in education? Of course, there is, and now I will point the finger at the lecturer.

The elementary school teacher lied to the child that Snow White was poisoned by the queen, but in fact, Snow White was greedy, a foodie, who accidentally ate expired Chinese food before being poisoned; The middle school teacher lied to the students that they couldn't fall in love during adolescence, it was all love without money and economy, but it was useless, obviously the effect of human hormones (forgive me for reading less than these three words) overcame the majesty of education, more and more middle school students tried the first time in their lives in junior high school and high school, it must be unforgettable (did your brother-in-law ever think about a single dog like the landlord, forget your ringgit); The level of university teachers is higher, but the education is more lax, as a scholar, after more than ten years of suffering, finally the moment I stepped into the door of the university, liberated! In order to distinguish between the big and the small, the high and the low, the human beings divide the knowledge imparters into two categories, one is called "teacher", the other is called "lecturer", in terms of language and culture analysis, "old" represents old-fashioned, conservative and stubborn, "speaking" is a little distant, lofty meaning; Just call it:

"Hello teacher!"

"Hello lecturer!"

Does the taste come out?

Ahem, it's again. Speaking of teachers in universities, no, lecturers, educated "higher" and highly educated! Lecturers, lecturers, lecturers... The tone is a little high, and I accidentally say it as a zombie, but think that the word zombie is quite suitable for the lecturer group, because the lecturers never care whether the students below are listening to the lecture or not, as long as you don't make a lot of noise and do your own thing quietly. Dare to ask, isn't this a zombie? Hold your breath, zombie eyes can see but choose to ignore you.

I just laughed and didn't speak. You earthlings can play. I'm just going to ask on behalf of Mars, is this also called reading and taking classes? What a waste of your and my precious youthful time!

Pretending and forcing is the greatest ability of the lecturer, not only pretending to make people helpless, but also forcing you to surrender. The landlord began to slowly swim into the truant convoy in the second semester of his sophomore year, escaping once, twice, three times, and then every day, intensifying, and finally escaping every class. The lecturers couldn't stand it anymore, full of anger, the class leader looked at the lecturer's color to do things, grabbed the landlord's hair, and shouted: "#%* go to the teacher's office after class!"

The landlord is depressed, your grandfather's mother, who usually skips class and plays games in the dormitory, is you, and you are forced to betray the landlord?

There is a knife on the head of the color word, and grandma's current landlord is a knife on the head of the escape word! In response to the squad leader's vexatious request, the landlord resolutely protested...... Then go to the homeroom teacher after class.

Nonsense, the landlord's final attendance report is in the hands of the old class, can you not do it? This is called forbearance and stealing...... Ahem, do you understand the burden of humiliation? Do you know how to take on a big responsibility?

Look at you mortals, with long hair and short knowledge!

The landlord doesn't talk to you! Hum.

Arrived at the corridor of the Department of Automotive Engineering on the third floor of the teaching building, the landlord was familiar with the road, cough cough, the landlord looked for a long time to find the head teacher's office, knocked on the door, went in, and greeted the head teacher's father and mother......

Is it serious?

"Hello teacher, the owner of the first class of the automobile service major, bah, Ding xx reports." The landlord put on a straight posture as he spoke, and smiled modestly at the head teacher.

The air conditioning in the office was turned on sufficiently, the temperature was also turned low, and in addition to the landlord's homeroom teacher, there were three other teachers who were busy. The landlord glanced at it inadvertently, Great God, are you joking with me?

A male teacher is watching a film and television on the culture of the island country, holding a pen in his right hand and a stack of test papers on his desk; An older female teacher was shopping for treasures, and although the desk was in the corner, the landlord seemed to sense that some fierce beast was hunting for prey.

Just when the landlord fell into the cranky thoughts of the YY channel, the head teacher's shout woke up the landlord like thunder.

"Who's who? What is your name? The head teacher put down the cartoon in his hand, coughed, the work in his hand, and asked the landlord.

The landlord is used to it, often ignored, and the name is as plain as the name. However, the landlord does not blame the head teacher, because the head teacher, who is almost forty years old, has indirect amnesia, and many things will be forgotten occasionally. For example, the day before yesterday, you handed over the class fee you owed to her, and today you may receive a call from the head teacher: "Who is that, why don't you give me the class fee?"

The landlord dared to swear to half the world, and he had never suffered a loss at the hands of the head teacher......

In the face of the head teacher's "chest" question, of course, the landlord was at ease, tsk, after all, he was a person who had experienced a big scene.

"Head teacher, my name is Ding xx, and I was ordered by the class leader to come and report to you!" The voice is bright and bright, with a male magnetic voice.

This is the unique charm of the landlord! Convincing or not? If you don't accept it, you will hit me......

After listening to this, the head teacher held his glasses with his hand, his face suddenly turned from sunny to cloudy, and said, "It turned out to be you, classmate Ding XX, do you know that you have been truant from class very seriously recently?"

Speaking of this, the head teacher's anger value seemed to soar to the highest value, "Up to now, I have received more than three complaints from more than three teachers, you tell me, ah?" Why skip class? Why are you skipping school? Why are you not coming to class? As a student, do you still look like a student? ”

The landlord was instantly conquered by the majesty of this alien from the stars, cough, from Mars, his head was lowered, his waist was spasmed, and his legs were shaking......

The landlord was educated for half an hour, except that he was a little frightened, but his thoughts did not change in the slightest, and he still escaped from class in the future, and he was still absent.

Do you need to ask why? A collection of golden sentences from teachers' criticisms of classic language:

"Do you know what discipline you violated?"

"Does it make sense to skip class? What can students do after they don't study well? ”

"Playing games? Can the game be eaten as a meal? Can I feed you? Can you be offered a job? ”

"I'll let you know your parents next time......"

……

Then I went back to write a review after "deep reflection" and expressed "deep remorse" to the teacher, and the teacher nodded with satisfaction: "The child can be taught!"

The next time he continued to skip class, and then the prodigal son went back to the teacher to "talk" again.

Life is like this, if you want to convince someone, you must convince his heart!

The landlord's heart doesn't want to learn, he doesn't want to listen to the alien language and read the alien textbook, it's useless to force it. Now is a democratic and free society, you can use discipline to restrain my brother's freedom of action, but you can't restrain my brother's thoughts! Brother can't even decide what he wants to do and what he doesn't want to do, which skill do you have to decide?

What? Call a parent? Grandson, come here, grandpa promises not to kill you!

Well, let's not talk about the problem of teachers and students, because the landlord is a poor student, and no matter how much he pulls, he can't spit out ivory in his mouth. Let's continue to talk about the next experience of the landlord in college.

Some people are curious about what the landlord's first love looks like. Hmph, this is awesome to say, ahem, it's really not good.

Didn't you say it earlier? Miss Chu Ling, is it necessary for me to go to your brother-in-law in such detail? Check the house, you!

Hey, the landlord, a single dog, really can't understand what his first love thinks. A masculine boy as tall and mighty as the landlord, almost one meter eight tall, what made her refuse without hesitation?

Who's that, what are you talking about on the second floor below? Who isn't long enough? you ducks, get out!

Someone was puzzled and asked: "Landlord, you said that you are so good, so tall, so long, why were you still dumped?" Isn't this a slap in the face from strength? ”

To tell the truth, the landlord doesn't explain, the landlord's first love is about one fifteen or six high, and two high heels are not enough for one hundred and sixty-five, although there are many pimples on the face, but there is a cute and immature face, which makes people can't help but pinch a few times at a glance! The most important thing for the landlord is the devilish figure of the West, the warped and the concave, the curves are perfect and graceful, wearing a professional formal suit, with one leg crossed. Open, how can the landlord not be enthusiastic and immediately lead his younger brother to revolt?

Ahem, serious girl, landlord, don't use this kind of insulting words!

Respect you!

After being thrown off happily, the landlord didn't say anything, and secretly just wanted to give his first love a watch and an A4 paper......

Falling flowers are intentionally ruthless, although people are thrown cleanly, but you can shake off the landlord's body, but you can never shake off the landlord's love for you! No matter where you are, you are still cared for, and there are no regrets.