Okay, big brother, please stop, have something fresh or go on...

Okay, go down right now. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

After nagging about so many college experiences, I should have almost graduated, yes, the following is my last year of college, that is, my senior year, and it is also the most story-telling and fresh year!

Putting aside the seemingly simple and bland but complicated papers, let's just talk about how sad it is to talk about the life of fresh graduates who are in the internship period...... What the? Do you want to talk about the essay part too?

Brother, you're so bored!

Speaking of that thesis, Ben Shuai will bring a little stroke, in order to fight his teeth and quench his thirst. First of all, the college essay is one of the most rigorous and important stages of the required college course. It is also a condition that determines whether students can obtain a degree certificate and graduation certificate and successfully graduate. Therefore, the dissertation defense is the most fatal experience for students, and it is really painful and "happy"!

The completion of a college student's dissertation is divided into four stages: topic selection, initial report, interim report, and dissertation defense. The flow of work hurts in turn.

Step 1: Choose a topic. The topic of the dissertation is required to be completed by the students in the online system. The school has its own official website, and the education management system inside it cannot be accessed by non-students and teachers of the school, because the login account and password are the student's student number. Of course, except for advanced computer hackers, this kind of junk system firewall is definitely not high, because the junior brother of the computer major once hacked the system, and at that time many senior brothers were embarrassed to this junior brother, and they could only sigh that the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, and the blue was better than the blue, and the junior brother slapped the senior brother to death on the beach......

Under the teaching of "blood and tears" of our senior brothers and sisters, we waited with big dark circles under our eyes the night before the opening of the topic selection time of the education affairs system, because choosing the right questions, the wrong questions, the right teachers, and the wrong teachers will also affect the fate of the senior year. As a senior brother, I have the experience to tell you about these later jokes, hum, if you choose a graduation project topic or an instructor from another school, hehe, mourn for yourself for a minute and then wave your knife from the palace! Because not to mention looking for an internship job next, even if you leave school, you will be in big trouble! If you don't believe me, take a look.

I vaguely remember that when the whole dormitory was waiting for the opening of the education system, they were crazy, and they couldn't enter the password account - the system collapsed directly! Can you imagine how many compatriots are waiting for me in addition to the four people in my dormitory......

Refresh, refresh, refresh!

The screen still shows that the login screen does not exist.

I brush, I brush, I brush......

At the moment of "life is at stake", the advantages and disadvantages of computers and the quality of the network are reflected. And my Shenzhou Jingdun notebook has paid countless youth and hard work for the owner in the past four years, and has continuously achieved my prestige of "standing and masturbating" again and again! Brother is really hard, from the moment it suddenly turned into a blue screen, I finally realized a truth: your brother-in-law, at the critical moment, you played death with Lao Tzu, and his maiden said that there was a problem with the topic selection and even the start-up, wipe!

Helpless, I had to stare at the roommates' happy choice of topics, a selection is an hour, when it was my turn, my heart was 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping, log in to my account to take a look, almost fainted to the ground. I saw that the remarks on the first ten pages of the title were all "full", and only the last page was "to be selected......

Thousands of questions, so you can win the lottery? Is there wood in the era of the pit daddy?

At this time, if you don't choose, you have to choose, and I looked at the topic to be selected:

No.: 1010, Title: "How do you stop a car from yelling?" Supervisor: Prof. Nima Wang, School of Mechanical Engineering;

No.: 1011, Title: "On the Cultivation of Automobile Environment", Supervisor: Associate Professor Liu Yilian, School of Automotive Engineering, Foreign University;

No.: 1012, Title: "Tomorrow, Transformation of High-quality Automobile Environment", Supervisor: Lecturer Ge You, School of Automotive Engineering, Foreign School;

Serial No.: 1013, Title: "Create Cars Together You, Me and Him!" Instructors: Xiao Jinghui, School of Mechanical Engineering, other schools;

……

The more I read it, the more I blackened......

Nima's Lao Tzu could only give a thumbs up and say to the teachers, "You cow!"

I don't read much, so I don't know that Wang Nima is secretly a part-time professor in addition to being a host; I don't know if Ge You has taken the lecturer side job in addition to acting, isn't the salary enough to spend part-time? I didn't know that Xiao Jingteng also came to join in the fun and became a frightening teacher for the students!

Star base camp, there is wood?

As for those topics, it hurts me a lot. "How do you stop the car from yelling?" To be honest, the first impression is not to see that the meaning of the title is to demonstrate the principle of car noise muffling, but - to demonstrate the conditions for how car vibrations do not make violent noises!

Ahem, it's dirty, it's dirty!

The title of 1011 is the most powerful and cultured in it, and it uses an amazing anthropomorphic approach to carify as a human being, and it needs to be quiet in any public place to create a comfortable and peaceful environment! You can understand it at a glance, you don't need a brain at all, and using a brain is a neuropathy! It's incredible, how did Associate Professor Liu Yilian come up with such a great topic? Incredible, incredible!

For example, the title of 1012 is simple and clear, and every sentence is poking at the heart, that is, you want to directly demonstrate how to improve the automobile environment tomorrow and the future.

Nima's want Lao Tzu to really put forward the idea of improving the car environment, and also use the hard study of the cold window to wait for this university undergraduate diploma degree certificate? Lao Tzu went out to the society early to be a senior engineer, a senior designer, with a high salary, soaked in high-quality beauties, drove a sports car and lived in a western-style villa, and every day he had a lot of fish and meat.

What the? In order to expand students' innovative thinking and exercise their innovation ability?

Which of you said that you came here, I promise not to kill you!

There's a kind of ferry net, cheese net, whoosh net...... Seal them all up and beep with Lao Tzu again!

Which college student didn't search and download from the Internet, insert a paragraph here and there, change the format, and finally make up more than 10,000 words to achieve a new "thesis"?

The only difference in the papers written by college students today is that the names of the authors and instructors have been changed, and the rest of the content cannot be found on the Internet.

I laughed, no wonder the people in the social university said that the university is a waste of time, and there is no ability and knowledge at all when they come out to work in the society.

It's completely incomparable, this is a fact I saw after work, let's not argue about this, let's be reasonable.

Okay, that's it for the topic, I don't want to beep anymore, Damn, Lao Tzu is not only a little mentally retarded but also full of manic cells, and he is irritable when he talks and can't hold on.

Could it be that Lao Tzu's persistence is really so poor? Ahem, this, the topic is not interesting, let's skip over.

After selecting the questions, you will have to work hard to prepare the initial report that will be submitted in a month's time.

I was still more witty and sensible, and I didn't choose the topic of the big star, but chose the topic of Mr. Hu Jingtao, uh, Hu Xizhi, "Research and Testing of the Silencer Performance of Automobile Mufflers", for no reason, because among the instructors in other schools, Mr. Hu is the oldest, and Jiang is the old spicy, I thought that the papers made under his guidance should be a little level.

However, I didn't understand the meaning of the word "foreign school" at all, and I still underestimated the destructiveness of the two words!

After selecting the topic, the respective instructors selected a representative among the students he brought (there were about ten students in one session, I was in the class of 2016, plus me was just ten), and it happened to be the class president of the School of Mechanical Engineering, Yang, who later almost became the "instructor" of our nine students, because it was not until the thesis defense that our real instructor Mr. Hu came forward......

Ten compatriots who depended on each other set up a WeChat group buckle group, exchanged cornets, discussed and waited for notices, and waited for a long time before Representative Yang received a reply from Mr. Hu: "Submit the initial report in a month, I hope you will complete it on time!"

What's wrong? Gone?

What about the guidance materials? What about the guidance method? What about the content?

Nothing! I looked at Mr. Hu's words in the WeChat group for half an hour, and my mind went blank. Because of what? Originally, Lao Tzu University was a four-year, he didn't take many classes, he didn't even know much about mufflers, not to mention the performance test and research of gods and demons, and he was ambitious to run and follow Mr. Hu's pace to create an excellent paper that shook the world and cried ghosts and gods, who knew that Mr. Hu drove a BMW Mercedes-Benz and didn't take the No. 11 bus with you at all, and stepped on the accelerator alone on the highway......

The corners of my mouth twitched a few times, I glanced at the roommates who were passionately collecting information and preparing for the initial report, and I immediately had an epiphany, saying that I was not to be left behind, opened the Shenzhou Jingdun computer, connected to the network, refreshed the desktop, double-clicked the TGP Tencent game login system on the desktop, and entered the gorgeous lol interface......

Masturbate every day and get healthier!

……

Time flies, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, human beings are always like this, the days of work are like years, and the days of studying in college are as fast as lightning, especially those of us who are single dogs, cigarette lunch boxes every day, and masturbation after masturbation, 24 hours a day is really comparable to a blink of an eye. Soon, the day of submitting the initial report was approaching, and I hadn't even started the outline, the chrysanthemum was still tight, and I couldn't extricate myself from the game every day.

I'm not the only one, the WeChat group and the buckle group are still flying and the goose is flying, except for the occasional reminder from the representative, everyone is busy.

As for my three roommates, they stayed up late on the first day, slept until the afternoon of the second day, got up in the afternoon, went to the toilet to take a shower, took three "planes", ordered lunch boxes, rubbed their dark circles, and started the four black ...... together

Everyone played until the last day of the countdown, and the most active was the Hainan roommate, because the three of us hadn't done it yet, and he had created a new folder on the desktop, marked: graduation thesis manuscript.

There is also a small file in the folder, which is a new blank word document......

Ding dong...

It wasn't until I received WeChat saying that I would submit an initial report by noon tomorrow that I "suddenly realized", and I didn't dare to shout out loud because we happened to be grabbing the big dragon!

"Damn! Brother Kunming (Hainan roommate), what about your punishment? You can be robbed like this, aren't you stupid? ”

"Grass, obviously the blind man has kicked it down, and you are still fighting, blame me!"

"You're stupid, won't you **** first? Still fighting dragons...... Damn, I'm ambushed...... Assist in protecting my ......"

After the regiment was wiped out, the four of them collectively overturned and let the enemy take them away in waves......

After the game, I interjected in the midst of everyone's fierce sense of defeat.

"That, I've lost this game, and I've fallen to the third stage of silver, so there's nothing to make a noise about......"

"Look at it, look at it, Xiao Ding (my nickname) has lost three silver children, is this your fault?" Huizhou's roommates quarreled the most intensely, he was good at the top single position, just now he killed the opposite single superbly, but because of a big dragon lost, he naturally felt aggrieved.

"Your brother-in-law, you said that Dalong was robbed by an accident, can you not worry about it? You are a bull on the list, but the waves, several waves are not your waves that have won early! ”

"Who do you say......

“……”

Several people quarreled and pushed the responsibility outward, if I thought about it, it should be the fault of the ADC's bad position...... Ahem, why is it so far away.

"Okay, okay (Bangdong people bring Mandarin), if you don't lose, you lose, brothers, listen to me first, that is, the preliminary report of the paper will be handed in before noon tomorrow, my words will end here, and now the next one ...... to speak"

Quiet!

The noisy dormitory was so quiet that they could hear a pin drop on the floor for a few seconds.

"Wo Damn, Xiao Ding, didn't you say it earlier, I haven't analyzed the information yet......" Caoshan Xiaopang jumped up from the chair and hurriedly began to look for the bookcase.

"Your brother-in-law, Xiaoding, I have to hand in the report tomorrow, you just say it now, why don't you tell me the day after tomorrow...... "National Service" No. 1 "Shangdan, Kunming also shouted, the speed was turned off, and the tgp opened the word document.

"I just learned about ......"

"Rub, I forgot to receive the digest I bought on Taobao online, my day, why did it expire......" Huizhou's roommate stomped on the floor with great anger.

Me: "......"

Another murder and arson...... Ahem, the night of silence!

In this way, we worked hard from 6 p.m. to noon the next day, and at the last minute of the deadline for the submission of the initial report, we compressed the folder into a package and sent it to the respective representatives, who then packed and sorted it out for the instructor to review.

Regardless of whether the quality can be passed, I don't take a shower anyway, I don't eat food, I climb on the soft sheets and fall asleep......

As for the health of the body, hehe, this topic does not exist at all in the eyes of college students. All-night is our instinct, lunch box is our motivation, masturbation is our true love, and plagiarism is our life!

As the saying goes, you get what you work for. Sure enough, all of our initial reports were sent back without exception and ordered to be revised.

Change and change, I'll change your horse pi! Don't give references, don't give guidance, ask us to empty gloves white wolf, do papers without knowing anything, change your brother-in-law!

We are readers, cultural inheritors, reasonable, in other words, it is impossible for anyone to have an empty mind and make a paper with tens of thousands of words of reason, formulas, persuasiveness and even authority, we are students, not bachelors, and we only feel some scratches about the content to be studied, how to finish the paper? Can't he be serious about meowing?

Seriously, okay?

Putting things aside, keep going black. After waiting for a few days, the instructor urged it in the WeChat group, okay, hurry up and resend it, not a word, hehe, it's over!

What a god!

I laughed, cried and laughed, teacher, do you dare to say that you have read our students' reports?

I continued to laugh and wanted to ask, teacher, do you want your brother-in-law to go to Thailand......

It's time for the interim report again. The instructor said that he was very busy, you can consciously send it to me after you finish it, I still have a little hope, when I saw this information, I immediately copied the content of the initial report into the interim report folder and packed and compressed it...... Hehe, it's this trick again, I retreated, and a day later, I clicked on the compressed package in the mailbox inbox to resend it, haha, it's over......

Friends, do you know what a "copy" is? Haha, of course you don't know these comics, it's terrible to be uneducated, that's the meaning of copying, understand? Computer terminology, copy and paste, exactly the same content.

That's right, it's exactly the same content, and even the date hasn't changed, you say you dare to believe it? Do you dare to say that the instructor's brother-in-law didn't go to Thailand?

It wasn't until this moment that I really understood that college was really full of freedom, and that there was ...... Bored!

No one will care about you, no one will care about you, your parents are far away from your hometown, the leaders and teachers ignore them, even your boyfriend or your girlfriend will only think of you when the stars rise, and the rest of your personal time is busy with your own affairs.

I am insensitive, and I am down-looking at life and death. I'm tired of this land for a long time, and I plan to leave for a while.

After completing the report, the roommates left the school one after another to look for an internship unit, and they "went north" with a large bag and a small package.

Note that this "going north" is not that "going north". For the people in the south, going north means leaving the homeland to live in other provinces, why do students want to "go north"?

Quite simply, there is another interpretation of what it means to be a college undergraduate: a scholar who can blow and discern.

To put it more simply, the mouth is strong, and the hands and feet are not good.

In the four years of college, I have become a braggart with high vision and arrogance, but my hands and feet have degraded and my inertia has increased.

The key is that the course is mainly theoretical, and practical is secondary.

There was once a college student on the Internet who complained to Du Niang in the post bar, saying that during the interview, the interviewer immediately waved his hand when he heard that he was an undergraduate student from XX University, and he asked why. The interviewer said that their company wants the outcome, not the process.

I don't know if the examiner understands the meaning of the interviewer, anyway, Du Niang added a fine ...... to the post made by the college student who failed to apply for the job.

The roommates were forced to "go north", because there is no Bole that can be met all over the street, this is a fast economic city, and the society needs people who can make money for the company. And we read about automobile maintenance and inspection engineering, and this kind of industry eats real technology! What the boss needs is to be able to repair the faulty car and return it to the customer, and then collect the money. Instead of telling the guests with our mouths that there is something wrong with the car, besides, for those masters who have been repairing cars for many years but have no academic qualifications, they have a faster and more accurate way to judge the problem of the car, do you still need undergraduates who demand high salaries but get in the way?

Therefore, the roommates tossed and turned around the school for a long time, and could only go north to make a living in automobile industry cities such as Wormqing, Tianjian, and Chengdu, and endure all the hardships.

Oh, it's so tangled and contradictory, the world is really chaotic, when will the dawn come out?

This, I heard that next week at dawn will come to Bangzhou for a concert......

Bah, bah, what's the matter, I'm going to be nervous again.

As for me, haha, I knew that I couldn't get the hope of getting a good paper, so I decisively prepared to go north to find Bole, but when my mother heard that she was going to run so far away from Chengdu, she almost had a heart attack in fright. She is just a baby son like me, who has always been in the palm of her hand, how can she be willing to let go? So I was "threatened", and I scolded on the phone: "Either you want a mother, or you want to be a degree, choose one of the two!"

My grandmother had a hammer, and I immediately became angry, thinking that how could I succumb to my mother's authority?

I hung up the phone, carried my luggage, stepped on the 10,000-story ladder to leave the school, went to the bus station opposite the train station, and spent 20 yuan to buy a ticket from Huadu to Liwan......

Ya's husband can bend and stretch, my brother is not cowardly, but first suffers his mind, strains his muscles and bones, starves his body and skin, endures humiliation and burden, and tastes gall on his back......

The key is that your brother-in-law's brother is not entangled to the degree!

Eat and drink Lazar depends on his parents, how can he dare to run so far away from his hometown without a thousand or hundred? Go over there to be a beggar?

I obediently entered a private company introduced by my uncle, which was a car maintenance company, a taxi maintenance company, and my first job in life was a small taxi maintenance man, well, I can even call it an "apprentice"!

When I struggled to find the door of that company, I was not feeling well......

Dreariness!

There is no more appropriate adjective than the word "desolate." The old car stop pole, the old toll booth, and the two stone lions on the side of the door seem to have been corroded for 10,000 years, and they have lost more pieces than the excavated terracotta warriors and horses of the Qin Dynasty......

I couldn't help but ask myself, did I find the wrong place? Rubbing his eyes vigorously, that's right, there are a few bright words written on a board next to him: Baocheng Taxi Co., Ltd.

The calligraphy is vigorous and powerful, and it looks like it is from the hand of a famous teacher!

I couldn't believe it, so I stepped forward and asked an old man in his sixties sitting in a security booth, "Uncle, is this Baocheng for rent?" ”

"What?" The old man seemed to be a little behind his ears, and his eyes were full of cloudy and white eye droppings.

"Treasure City for rent!" I said loudly.

"What's in Treasure City?"

"Treasure City for rent!"

"Rent what?"

"Treasure City for rent!"

"What is the treasure to rent?"

Me: "......"

Forget it, I'd better go in and ask directly, the car has to be swiped to enter and exit, and I'm a young man who should be free.

I dragged my luggage and was about to stride in, but the old man was in a hurry, stopped me, and asked inarticulately: "Little ...... Man, you ...... What do you want to do? ”

"I'd like to go in and see if this is a treasure city for rent." I couldn't help but answer patiently.

"What are you going to be sure about?"

"Treasure City for rent!"

"What's in Treasure City?"

……

Well, it's back in the circle. Uncle, are you sure you are not a rescuer sent by Brother Monkey?

I had no choice but to wait outside. After more than ten minutes, I didn't see a figure come out, I was heavy and tired with my luggage, and when I was upset, I suddenly remembered that my uncle had given a phone number of a factory director, so I looked out the address book, and sure enough, there was a record called "Director Wang".

Without saying a word, I dialed the past, and I connected it with two clicks.

"Hello"

"Hello, is it Director Wang XX?"

"I Am"

"Hello, I was introduced by my uncle Ding XX to your side for an internship, I have come to the door of your company but can't get in, is it convenient to come out and lead it?"

"Oh, it turned out to be Manager Ding's nephew, why can't you get in? Wait, I'll go out and pick you up right away. ”

Toot –

I stood still, as if in a dream. Manager Ding? When I went home for the New Year, I heard that the uncle was mixing very well here, but I didn't expect it to be a manager. But my uncle doesn't work here, he just said that he arranged to go down to his college classmate's factory, why does even the director of the factory know my uncle?

However, this feeling of being respected is really good, how can I say it? For a rookie who has just come out of society, he has never seen anything, has he......

Ahem, society is like this, if Ma Dan is not a company opened by my uncle's classmate, how can the factory director pay attention to you as an intern? This is the experience that I later experienced when I left Zhangzhou to go to Shenzhen, and at that time I could only sigh that the social chain relationship was really serious, and it was really more realistic. This is a matter of no further aside.

I met with Director Wang, a cleanly dressed middle-aged man, about forty years old, with bright eyes, and a person who dealt with things quickly at a glance, because when introducing and greeting each other, Wang Factory had taken the initiative to take the luggage in my hand and walked inside, while introducing the basic situation of the company and instructing tomorrow's work.

I didn't even need an interview, I went straight to work!

Rub, uncle, although it is to help me go through the back door, but this back door is too exaggerated, right?

I knew in my heart that my uncle must have done a lot of work for his nephew to be able to intern, so I had to hide my gratitude deep in my heart and have the opportunity to repay it in the future!

Xiao Ding still needs to work hard to have Uncle Da Ding's achievements, but, hey, it's really difficult!

This environment is a little tired......

Arrange the dormitory first, and when I walked into the 12-person dormitory, I was willing to bow down to the smell of being known as "Hong Kong foot" in college! How did these masters achieve such a high "realm"? At a glance, it is all dirty green overalls, no, it should be called dark green overalls at this time! I could faintly see the dirt and oil on it......

The factory director left, there was no welcome ceremony, and after just saying hello, the masters went out to visit the night market. (I arrived at 5 p.m., and it was 6 p.m., just in time for them to get off work.) The master and I were left in the stinking dormitory.

Okay, I packed my bags, put my groceries in order, took off my clothes and left my pants, and planned to take a hot shower. Because it was a cold winter in December, I was used to the hot water at school, so I naturally didn't dare to take cold water. So I asked the master of the lower bunk where there was hot water. The master's tone was a little cold, he pointed outside, added, "In the pantry outside", and then went to bed and listened to music.

Yes, the right to be a newcomer to hone, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you, after all, who doesn't owe anyone money, as a matter of course.

I had to jump outside with the bucket, and there was a gust of wind, no, a cold wind blew, and it was like a dog, and the bones were numb.

It was dark at this time, and my brother looked for a long time before he saw the so-called pantry, your brother-in-law's, is that obviously a factory kitchen? The hot water is a steamer, and the water in it is quite hot, but I wonder if it is not left by my aunt to steam steamed buns during the day, right?

After turning around the kitchen and making sure that there was no other hot water source, I reluctantly scooped hot water with a spoon and left.

Damn, I'm freezing if I don't walk anymore, but my brother is wearing slippers!

Hmph, what is this, my brother is a rural doll, what hardships have I never tasted? That's all, wet and crushed! (Note: The last word is the Dong accent, if you don't understand it, you can refer to the Dong dialect dictionary or ferry translation)

By the way, when I moved back to hot water, I remembered that I didn't know where the bathroom was.

It's over, I'm going to ask this dead donkey again, ahem, master.

So, I put the hot water outside and ran back to the dorm.

At this time, I heard that the master in the lower bunk was actually listening to the song "Mo" by Sister Na Ying......

I can't help but turn into a lonely fish and swim alone against the current.

The vows that I made when I was young are silent in the deep sea.

……

I was condemned by love to be lonely for the rest of my life, and I didn't fight back and didn't let go......

Yo! I didn't think that the master in his forties would like Sister Naying's brother, cough cough, I swear that it is definitely not an advertisement, purely for the sake of ...... Make up the word count.

I really like the song "Silence", I like it to the bones, the faint beginning and deep ending of the words and the high-pitched part in the middle, it sounds super feeling.

What? That's all, or do you think?

I'm going, do you like a song and it's complicated, don't you mention to me what kind of life is bleak and bitter, just what can a song do......

Immature!

People who listen to sad songs and lament the hardships of life are ****, am I not right? The lead singer made a lot of money when he released the album, but he didn't see much sadness? Didn't you see how sad it was? I don't know how happy I am, I wake up smiling when I sleep at night with your money, count the money until my hands cramp, and sleep until I wake up naturally. You crying and crying jokers also say that people have stories, aren't these stories all created by you?

Where is there no ash without soil?

At best, those powerful singers just have a voice given by their parents, and with this voice, under the impetus of luck, they happened to meet a master who can make up some clever words, and then appeared in front of the public at a certain time, so the great singer became popular all over the world......

(The above views are purely personal opinions, don't spray if you don't like it.) ）

Ahem, don't talk about it, it's useful to talk so much, let's go back to my master.

I asked the "sad" master where the bathroom was.

It seems to have really bothered the dead donkey...... The master's interest, atthismoment, the old master pointed in the other direction with frost on his face, and this time, he didn't even bother to speak.

Although dissatisfied, people have moved their fingers after all, right? I nodded my head in thanks and walked away with a stiff smile on my face.

Internship internship, isn't this an internship? Hey, you're a man, and you have to learn to be patient when you do big things!

I re-loaded the hot water, and found the shower room again. Hey, my rural doll is used to saying shower room, don't they all understand the meaning of "shower room" is the toilet and bathroom?

Your uncle, are you sure this is a shower room?

Turning into the so-called shower room, I was stunned: there were only two small rooms, a toilet room and a shower room. The ground is full of dirty water, the corners are waterlogged, but the faucet is not cold!

The key is that there is no door to the two rooms?

Although the dormitories are all male, this is 100% "open"! Nima's ji!

I almost had a heartbreak and turned to run away. It's okay to take a bath, at least there are bubbles to block it, but what about squatting in the pit? You can't just smear a bubble of to cover it, right?

It's disgusting!

I shook my head vigorously and gritted my teeth, damn it, I can't believe that I can't pass this level, everyone is a man, what are you afraid of? It's a big deal that you look at me, and I look at you too, hum!

……

took off his clothes and turned on the faucet vigorously, and my brother cried at the time: Mom, my brother has been pouring hot water for a long time, and now he is on duty in Liangshui again?

Although there is a shortage of water in big cities, this is too "scarce", right?

I shivered naked in the cold wind for more than ten minutes, and then I waited for half a bucket of cold water, and after taking a bath with hot water, my teeth were almost broken from the cold, not to mention what my brother froze into......

This first job in life is indeed a comparative life.

After enduring the misery, after washing, laying out the mat quilt and pillows, I could finally lie on the bed, at that moment, hiding in the warm quilt, I felt the beauty of life......

Now that I have worked for a year, I always think back to it for a while, life is not easy to come by, and I cherish it!

I got up the next day, and after I went to report, my sister from the personnel department helped me get a job certificate, copied my ID card, and filled in the employee information. Then a fat guy came in and teased my sister a few times and took me away.

Later, I learned that he was the head of the department, and he spoke very gently, that is, he was lustful, and the females in each department loved and hated him, as for the reason, you know. Aren't men bad and women don't love? But who wants to give their heart to a man who is wet with rain and dew? So the fat man has the power and money, and the face is not too disgusting, and he is still two sticks when he runs three!

The post-00s girl asked: What do two sticks mean? Want me to explain?

Me: "Pretend!" You keep pretending! ”

The post-00s girl showed an innocent expression, pretended not to understand, looked at me silently and asked: Why are you a stick and a toothpick?

I pushed the girl to the ground and spanked her ass, saying who is the toothpick......

The fat supervisor took me to the No. 4 maintenance group at the edge of the workshop, and then instructed the two maintenance masters of the No. 4 group to leave alone after a few words.

One of the two masters is quite young, and the master is two years older than me, and he graduated from elementary school; The little master is two years younger than me, and he graduated from technical school just one year ago......

After getting to know each other and chatting a few words, a car came in. It's busy in the morning and leisurely in the afternoon; Monday to Thursday is busy, Friday each plays with mobile phones, Saturday and Sunday master calls chicken, young Internet café to play games......

The car is a German Volkswagen, there are many small problems but easy to repair, the cost is also low, it is rare to save fuel, so the company is ninety percent of these cars, there are also some modern Kia cars, belonging to the kind of either no disease, or serious illness type, a large number of imports for the taxi company boss is like gambling to buy stocks, either to earn or to lose, the risk is very high.

Brother didn't blow it, he just wrote the words that the master taught me into a font. I've been working as a master for almost ten years, so that's a bit level and credible, right?

Speaking of the master, he has strong ability, poor quality, and scolds without face.

After working there with him for a long time, I have been turned into worthless garbage, and even I doubt that I am not as good as garbage. Scolding you for changing the oil so slowly, scolding you...... Forget it, let's repeat his words, Sauce Zi is more domineering and ...... It makes me feel disgusted.

Master: You garbage, you are still a college student, you have drunk ink, and you are so slow to install an oil grid (literary term: oil filter), how difficult is it? Is it so difficult to drain the waste oil and apply a little lube? Clumsy, why did your mother make you so stupid? You are fishing so slowly, with so many cars waiting in the back, how can you finish it in a day? Yes? Even the oil grid can't be done, what about changing the brake pads? What about adjusting the handbrake? What about changing the water pipes? You can't even figure out ten of you, you stupid donkey!

Little Master: How could he not even be able to distinguish between the oil grids of Volkswagen and Kia?

Master: That's it, don't say I almost forgot, last time I said that I wanted to change the oil grid of the Kia car, you should get a Volkswagen engine oil grid here for me for a long time! Big brother, if you take a closer look, the end of the Kia oil grid is much larger than that of the Volkswagen engine oil, you can see it at a glance, don't you turn your brain? I know that the hole is not big enough and I want to drill into it, are you hungry and thirsty or are you insane......

Little Master: Don't talk about big holes and small holes, his glasses are at least so thick that he may not be able to see clearly.

Master: That's right, with a pair of glasses, I can't distinguish the size of my four eyes, so I'm really blind. I wondered, what are you doing in the workshop with a good college student's delicate body? Besides, you can't even divide the basic tools, and you studied **** in college......

Little Master: It's better to go to a technical school than to go to a bad university, and you don't have to waste so much time.

Master: That's right, college students, college students, you are really not as good as a technical school student......

……

Nima's god assists! I almost scolded, little master, you, you, you are the real scheming biao!

I grass!

I piled up smiling faces, endured hatred, studied with the two masters, and didn't dare to debate at all.

Because they really admired the professionalism and efficiency of their work, and they did work hard. But what I can't stand the most is personal quality and moral cultivation!

Three months later, my internship ended, and I had to go back to school to prepare for the thesis defense. Before leaving, it happened to be the weekend, the masters were on vacation, and the little master's family was in Yizhou, so he went back. Master Master Outsider, stay in the dormitory to rest.

In addition to the master who still played "Mo" loudly on the stereo, the master watched a movie on his mobile phone on the bed, laughing and laughing happily.

I silently packed my bags, like a lonely passerby.

Until he left the dormitory, the master's eyes never took off the screen of his mobile phone......

I was a little touched by the old man, because he nodded at me as I left, and I smiled bitterly back.

I dragged my luggage and turned around and left, because there was no longer a trace of nostalgia and memories for me. As I walked towards the gate, my heart was filled with disappointment and sadness at the indifference and ugliness of this world and society.

In fact, in the past three months, I am grateful to the two masters for teaching me some car maintenance methods by using too much scolding, but I want to say more......

That's right, those who can be called "masters" are people who have the ability and skills, and they can also make money, but it doesn't mean that you can scold people? Even if it's scolding, can't you scold your parents? Don't you have parents? How does it feel to scold his father and mother in front of his son? That's more painful than scolding him! Master, aren't you also from here? How miserable did you say when you were an apprentice, how was you beaten and scolded by your master, and your salary was deducted?

I laughed and laughed wildly at the cloudy clouds in the sky.

Why? Why should the bad habits of this social tradition be passed down from generation to generation, or even intensified? Human beings are not the bloodthirsty era of the past, the environment is changing, the products are changing, and the knowledge is changing. Can the master scolding the apprentice make the apprentice learn faster? Or does the scolding mean that the master is more bullish?

At this time, I realized that university is completely different, at least on the podium, even if the most serious and serious teachers will not scold the child's father and mother when imparting knowledge to their stupid students, on the contrary, it is more students who bully the teacher now! But it's not a question of who bullies whom, it's a matter of personal cultivation, it's a matter of respect at the very least!

Now, I think I'm really in love with the song.

I was condemned by love to be lonely for the rest of my life, and I couldn't break free, and I couldn't escape it......

Sad people, lonely for a lifetime.

I went out of the door and was about to go out. At this time, the old man in the security booth was confused again, this is the dilemma I have encountered every time I go in and out in the past three months. I also learned from the canteen aunt that the old man has no children under his knees, only one daughter who is married to the old distance, and he does not return once in three years, and his wife goes early, leaving him alone, who has been a security guard here for 30 years, and it is very coincidental that I heard that I also saved the boss when I was a child, and I am very familiar with the old driver and old employees, so the boss is also up to him. After 30 years of dedication to the company, you can't be suspicious of being old and picking people up, so what do those old employees think? What do regular customers think?

Uncle, perhaps, he is really old, his memory is very poor, but he still can't remember my face. Therefore, every time I go in and out these days, I will be questioned by him.

I don't blame the old man when I know the old man's bleak old age, maybe I, a hairy boy, can't understand what it means to be lonely and old, but every time I pass by the canteen, I often see the old man sitting in the security booth in a daze, stroking the palm-sized photo of his daughter in his hand and talking to himself, sometimes choking out tears......

The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, and the child wants to raise but does not wait.

That, the woman who only longs for love to follow her husband to the edge of the sky, I really hope that she can remember that there is an old father who thinks about her all the time, and I am afraid that the old man will still leave alone after a few years......

"Young man, you... In hand... What are you holding? You... Is it an employee? "Because the old man has no teeth, he speaks with wind leaking.

"Uncle, I'm a resigned employee, I'm an intern! The internship period is over, and it's time to leave! ”

"What kind of life is it?"

"Intern!"

"What is the internship?"

"Intern!"

"What kind of apprentice?"

I:......

tossed for an hour and a half, and finally explained it to the old man. Talking to the deaf and blinded uncle is more tiring than me repairing a car for a day.

waved goodbye to the old man, and the old man also kindly told me to be a down-to-earth person and live happily. I held back my tears and gave the old man a hug, praying in my heart that God would let the old man reunite with his family as soon as possible.

But the bloody thing is that the parting plot in the play really happened to me. I really didn't make it up, I just turned around a few steps before it rained, which made my already extremely depressed heart even more sad.

I went back to Liwan Bus Station in Lizhou, bought a ticket back to school, and there was still about an hour before the bus sent out, and my luggage was heavy, so I went to the waiting room to wait.

Wait, wait, wait, it was raining heavily outside the window, time seemed to stop, the station was very noisy, and I was drifting in my mind, feeling that the world was quiet at this moment.

It's not that I'm pretending to be forced, people sometimes often have special situations on special occasions, maybe this is the opposite of things, the balance of yin and yang. I was originally in an irritable mood, but I sat down quietly and thought about my thoughts, but I felt that the world was much quieter!

However, the state of mind belongs to the state of mind, and the fate of man is another matter. In life, who can tell what is right and what is wrong?

How can Seon know the blessing and the curse? No one can predict what will happen in the future in the first second, no, I was still thinking about life alone, and suddenly a girl popped out of nowhere, to be precise, a little girl who couldn't say what her mouth could not hear......

The little girl is about eleven or twelve years old, you ask me how do I know? You see, the chest is just beginning to develop...... Ahem, the little girl is wearing a red scarf, flat shoes, two ponytails, and a clear spirit out of the water, which is very cute.

She took a small notebook and a pen, handed it to me and motioned for me to look at it, and shoved it into me.

I took the notebook and pen suspiciously, and found a few lines written on it: "Thank you for your support and help to the Deaf-mute Foundation, your little love, to achieve a happy future for deaf-mute children!"

Here's a long stack of names I don't recognize:

Liang Jianpei 100 yuan; Wu Tianzhu 100 yuan;

Liu Yuliang 80 yuan; Feng Xinxiang 50 yuan;

Liang Hanwen 30 yuan; Huangquan Road 10 yuan;

……

After reading this, I really want to ask the little girl if she can return the notebook and pen to you, and then we are just passing by?

I don't understand, why do so many travelers around me take a fancy to me?

It's not that I'm indifferent, it's just that my brother only has less than two hundred left in his pocket now, and his salary is all in the card, and he hasn't taken it in a hurry, what if he needs any other expenses on the bus when he goes back to school? Who doesn't have two or three hundred cash on their side when they go out?

Ahem, giving less is not in line with my identity, no, no......

I politely excused myself, "I'm sorry."

I thought that the other party would leave after being rejected, hey, it's amazing! There is still this trick?

I saw that the little girl shook her head and said that she couldn't hear what I said, but she motioned with her hand for me to sign it.

It's easy to sign a name, but if you sign it, you have to dig out your wallet!

I was embarrassed to fiddle with my hands and said, "I didn't bring much money!" Is it okay to have 20 yuan? "The heart is soft, after all, people are deaf and dumb, blame the pitiful. If you show up to ask for donations at such a young age, you may be an orphan.

I thought the little girl wouldn't understand what I was saying, but she nodded!

Hey, God!

I pulled out my wallet and caught a glimpse of the little girl's eyes staring at it all the time, wondering why it always made me feel a little awkward and weird.