However, Jiang Xiaofei, who was standing next to him in the next second, said in a quiet tone: "But senior, are you sure that the bearing capacity of this railing is enough to lift you more than 100 catties?" ”

"Eh, this ......" subconsciously turned his head to look at the stainless steel balcony railing, Situ Youheng himself was not sure, and said with a hesitant expression, "Probably, yes......"

Hearing this, Situ Yongjun's face had just improved, and instantly began to turn black again. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

What do you mean by probably can?!

"What, I'm not doing well now, there's nothing wrong with me!" Before his father went crazy again, Situ Youheng said very quickly, "I make 4 (swear) I will never do this again next time!" Amazing! "Look at Situ Youheng is so anxious, he has a big tongue when he speaks!

Situ Yongjun glared at his son angrily, and it took a long time to barely suppress the anger in his heart, and he admonished in an extremely stern tone: "Don't take it as an example!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Situ Youheng's heart was relieved, and he nodded again and again, "Don't take it as an example, don't take it as an example." ”

"Why are you climbing the wall to someone else's house if you're fine?" Liu Xuanting, who was still angry, leaned against the wall with his arms crossed, frowned and asked.

"Oh, that's right." Situ Youheng, who felt that the crisis had been lifted, began to hang his son again, and said with a slightly exaggerated expression, "You don't know that the situation just now is dangerous and dangerous, and I almost scared the baby to death!" While saying that, Situ Youheng patted his chest and breathed smoothly, looking extremely frightened, and his expression was extremely realistic.

Others: "......"

"Thank you, please!" Jiang Xiaofei couldn't help but say, and glanced at Situ Youheng warningly.

Beware of public anger again!

No, this guy has already committed public anger just now, and now he dares to hang people's appetites like this and pretend to be false, I'm really not afraid of getting angry and being beaten! Eh, wait, could it be that this is the so-called remembering to eat and not remembering? (⊙﹏⊙)b

was warned, Situ Youheng felt very frustrated, why didn't anyone appreciate his speaking style?

"Well, well, that's right." Situ Youheng sighed and continued, "It's ...... Well, about forty or fifty minutes less than an hour ago, I was busy registering the collected supplies, when suddenly, the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground sounded behind me! At the same time, a strong, rancid smell quickly filled the room. When I looked back, I saw that there were zombies falling from the sky! ”

"Zombies falling from the sky?" The big guy was dumbfounded when he heard this, and his mouth couldn't close.

"Uh-huh." Situ Youheng nodded, then pointed to the balcony and said, "It happened to fall on the balcony of our house, which scared me so much." ”

"Where did the zombies come from?" Jiang Xiaofei couldn't help but ask, and then guessed, "Is it the one upstairs in our house?" ”

"Well, it's the old man who lives upstairs in our house. Dad, you know, the one who listens to Peking Opera every morning, and the voice is very loud. Situ Youheng said to Situ Yongjun.

Situ Yongjun nodded when he heard this, and said, "Well, I know who it is." Then there was a regretful expression on his face, "That old man is almost eighty-five, it seems, his body is still very tough, I have seen him in the morning exercise in the community garden when I go out in the morning, his eyes are very good, he can recognize me from afar, and greet me with a smile, but his ears are a little back, and his voice is so low that he can't hear it at all." ”

"Oh, no wonder he turns on his voice so loudly every time he listens to Peking Opera!" Situ Youheng suddenly realized, and then his expression suddenly became a little sneering, "I thought he did it on purpose, and he complained behind his back several times!" ”

"I really didn't expect that old man to become a zombie." Situ Yongjun said, sighed and shook his head, "Alas, it's a pity, at such an old age, you should enjoy your old age in peace." ”

"Alas!" Situ Youheng sighed and continued, "The world is impermanent! ”

"I said." Jiang Xiaofei suddenly spoke.

"Huh? What are you going to say, junior? Situ Youheng hurriedly said with a dog-legged look, "Please speak, please speak." ”

"Can you get back to the story of 'zombies falling from the sky'?" Jiang Xiaofei said, raised her wrist and looked at the time, her expression was slightly anxious, "It's almost ten o'clock, senior, you explain it early, let's go back quickly and move more supplies!" ”

"Oooh!" Situ Youheng nodded again and again, and continued, "At that time, I found out that the old man who lived upstairs in our house turned into a zombie and fell on the balcony of our house, I was really shocked, I was so dignified that there were zombies squatting at home and zombies descending from the sky in front of me, this luck is really no one!" ”

"Fortunately, I went out with everyone to fight zombies yesterday, and I have experience in dealing with zombies, so I didn't have to rush. And the old man upstairs is already over eighty years old this year, and the old zombies he has become are not as powerful as the young zombies he met yesterday. I also deliberately leaned on the balcony to look down, and the old zombie didn't move for a long time, so he should be dead. ”

"What a disaster from the sky!" Fu Ziyu couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "Really, it's not safe anywhere!" ”

"Yes!" Situ Youheng nodded sympathetically, with a depressed face, "I'm so dignified that there are zombies squatting at home, fortunately, I react quickly enough and am agile enough, otherwise maybe I won't be able to wait for you to come back, and I will become a zombie who can only eat people!" ”

"Fortunately, senior, you didn't turn into a zombie!" Jiang Xiaofei said with a scared face, and added another sentence without waiting for Situ Youheng to answer, "Otherwise, I don't know how much the materials in the house will be polluted!" ”

Situ Youheng: "......"

"Senior sister, it really hurts my heart to say this!" Situ Youheng pretended to raise his hand to wipe his tears, and pretended to cry and said, "It turns out that I don't have important ......materials at home."

Jiang Xiaofei, who was full of black lines: "......"

"Alright, don't play tricks!" Situ Yongjun said, slapping his son on the head and slapping the person, "Since that zombie has been kicked off the balcony by you and fell to death, why don't you quickly lock the door of the balcony so as not to fall down again and dirty the house, and climb upstairs to someone else's house?" Learn from Spider-Man, you?! ”

After Situ Youheng stood firmly, he raised his hand pretending to be wiping his tears, rubbed the place on his head that was slapped by his father's strong palm, and couldn't help muttering: "Dad, you light, this is a human head, not a pig's head!" (To be continued.) )