"Humph! I don't think you're like a pig's head! Situ Youheng said with a breath in his nose, looking at how his son looked unpleasant, "No, you are worse than a pig!" At least the pig knows that there is danger and will find a safe place to hide, unlike you, where the danger goes! ”

Situ Youheng shrunk his neck, and the wise choice was not to bother with this matter. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Situ Youheng continued: "I know that the upstairs family usually lives alone with the old man and a nanny, and the old man's children live in other places and only come to see him once every other week. Their nanny will go to the vegetable market tomorrow morning to buy vegetables, in fact, first play cards with a group of old ladies in the community activity room, chat and brag, see that the time is not early, then rush to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, every day is basically almost eleven o'clock before coming back to cook......"

"Wait, wait!" Jiang Xiaofei couldn't help but interrupt Situ Youheng's narration.

"Huh? What's wrong? Situ Youheng asked puzzled.

"Senior, why do you know the affairs of other people's families so clearly?" Jiang Xiaofei asked very curiously, "Didn't you even know about the old man upstairs with his ears on his back?" ”

When Jiang Xiaofei said this, everyone also found a problem, and they all looked at Situ Youheng with doubts.

"Oh, that's what you say." Situ Youheng said, touching his nose a little embarrassedly, "I really don't know about the old man's ears, because I didn't hear this when I listened to the gossip of the old ladies in the community who had nothing to do every day." ”

Listening to old ladies gossip?

Hearing this, everyone looked at Situ Youheng's gaze, and suddenly became strange.

"Uh......" Jiang Xiaofei couldn't help but accidentally made a sound.

"Eh, what's wrong with the senior sister?" Situ Youheng, who was interrupted, was not in a hurry, looked at Jiang Xiaoshou with a smile and asked, "Is there anything you want to ask me?" ”

"No, it's fine." Jiang Xiaofei shook his head violently, squeezed out a smile and said, "Senior is a little tired from standing all the time, right?" Let's go to the couch and sit down. You go on, we're all listening, hehe! ”

If you ask again, you're going to be crooked, it's a waste of time, so don't ask, keep listening, it's not an important thing anyway.

However, is Situ Youheng usually too idle? actually had such leisure to go and listen to the old ladies in the community gossip, which made Jiang Xiaofei not know what to say to him!

Everyone sat down on the sofa and continued to listen to Situ Youheng.

"Well, according to the usual inference, at ten o'clock, the nanny was either playing cards with other old ladies in the activity room, or going to the vegetable market on the bus to buy vegetables, and there was an 80% chance that the nanny was not at home, and the old man was alone." Situ Youheng speculated and said, "And the old man has turned into a zombie, and fell from their house to the balcony of our house, and I simply solved it, then, the upstairs house is empty nine times out of ten, and it is safe." ”

"I'm bored squatting at home alone, registering supplies is actually a dispensable thing, it doesn't matter if I do it or not, and there is no other way to have a pastime, I thought, it's better to go upstairs to the house to see, I can always collect something that can be used." Situ Youheng said with a smile, "So I tied a climbing rope around my waist and went up." ”

"Fortunately, my guess was right, there were no other people or zombies in the upstairs house, it was safe." Situ Youheng said, his expression became triumphant, and he secretly straightened his back, "I also found the key to their house, and they have a lot of food at home!" Well, now that I think about it, it was like a treasure hunt, first defeating the evil zombies, then a thrilling climb, and finally reaching the destination and getting the treasure! Hehe, I feel like the process is quite interesting! ”

Everyone tried their best to hide their expressions and looked at Situ Youheng with complexity.

Although Situ Youheng tried his best to show that he climbed upstairs to "hunt for treasures" because he was bored at home alone, everyone could see that this was not the case.

Situ Youheng probably thinks that he is just an ordinary person, no matter how hard he tries, whether it is fighting zombies or carrying materials, he is much worse than others, and his contribution to the family is not as good as others. It's been three days since he opened his eyes from his stupor, but he only followed everyone out to collect supplies the next day, and stayed at home to recuperate for the other two days, just like rice worms, which made him feel ashamed and felt inferior.

Just happened to encounter the zombie upstairs falling down, and after the zombie was dealt with in a thrilling way, Situ Youheng whimsically felt that he could climb upstairs through the outside wall, and then collect all the materials of the upstairs house. In this way, you can show that you are still very capable and useful, and you are not a weak chicken who will only drag everyone back if you are useless.

Everyone can fully imagine how Situ Youheng, who was overloaded and tired for a day, causing his muscles to decline in a sore state, burst out with brute force at a critical moment to kick the zombie that suddenly fell from the sky downstairs, and how he made up his mind to tie a mountaineering rope around his waist, and then gritted his teeth and climbed upstairs through the outer wall, just to prove that he could contribute to this family, not all dragging.

"Really, don't this guy be so stubborn." Jiang Xiaofei couldn't help but mutter, biting her lower lip hard.

"Huh? What are you talking about? Situ Youheng looked at Jiang Xiaoshou happily and asked, "I didn't hear clearly." ”

"I'm talking ......" Jiang Xiaofei raised his head to look at Situ Youheng, suddenly showed a bright smile, and praised loudly, "Senior, you are so amazing!" One person has done such a thrilling thing, please accept my adoring eyes! ”

"Hey, hey, hey......" was stared at by his sweetheart so adoringly, Situ Youheng suddenly became a whole person, looking stupid.

"But what about ......" Jiang Xiaofei continued, reaching over and patting Situ Youheng on the shoulder, "Senior, let's do this kind of thing together next time!" In this way, we can have a common memory, and it can be regarded as sharing weal and woe, senior, don't you say? ”

The fair-skinned slender hand patted on his shoulder, once, twice, Situ Youheng felt that his bones were several taels lighter! Hearing beautiful words such as "common memory" and "sharing weal and woe" again, Situ Youheng suddenly lost his mind, only nodded his head, and said like a worm: "Yes, yes!" ”

"Haha!" Jiang Xiaofei laughed, and said to himself in a few words, Situ Youheng will not take risks when he encounters things in the future, and deal with them with everyone together, and he did not poke his sensitive nerves at all, making him feel very proud of his rebellious mentality.

Sure enough, language is an art, hahaha!

Situ Yongjun, Liu Xuanting, and Fu Ziyu glanced at each other and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It's great that the hidden danger was solved so easily!

"My stupid son (cousin)! was really eaten to death by Xiao Jiang, and the kung fu of three or two sentences fell! Well done, though! Hahaha! The three of them thought in unison, and their expressions became relaxed and happy.

"Ah, that's right, schoolgirl." Situ Youheng said suddenly, his expression changed from a smirk to excitement, "The old man upstairs secretly planted a lot of vegetables on their balcony!" I recognized shallots, coriander, radish, bok choy, leeks, and several others that I didn't recognize, but they should be edible vegetables. ”

"Wow!" Jiang Xiaofei immediately became excited when she heard this.

Jiang Xiaofei knew that he was a wood-based ability that could give birth to plants, so he bought a lot of seeds early in the morning and put them at home, preparing to use them openly after the end of the world began.

However, the plan couldn't catch up with the change, Jiang Xiaofei was forced to follow Situ Youheng and others back to Z City, and there was no reason to bring the vegetable seeds that had been prepared earlier, so they all stayed at home in S City, and there was not a single seed at hand.

And no one here in the Pearl Garden Community has the leisure to grow vegetables in the green belt. Of course, even if there is someone who wants to grow some pollution-free vegetables to eat at home, the community property will not allow it. Unless it's a community that's old, very old, and the property doesn't matter, it's pretty much the same.

Most of the vegetables that can be collected here have already been picked and cannot be grown without rhizomes, so Jiang Xiaofei temporarily extinguished the idea of growing vegetables to eat by himself. Anyway, now that the end of the world has just begun, the supplies are quite abundant, as long as you dare to go out, you don't have to worry about going hungry. It's just-

"Great! I am worried that eating noodles without green onions in the past two days feels not tasteful enough! Jiang Xiaofei said excitedly, "Senior, your news is too timely!" That's great! Thank you! ”

"Haha, no thanks, no thanks, these are what I should do! Hahaha! Situ Youheng puffed his chest proudly and said with a smile, his back molars were about to be exposed.

Situ Yongjun & Liu Xuanting & Fu Ziyu: "......" turned his face away with a miserable expression. This stupid!

"That's right." Situ Youheng suddenly stood up and said with satisfaction, "There's good news here, do you want to know?" ”

Situ Youheng's smug gaze scanned everyone's faces, until everyone's attention was focused on him, and he saw Jiang Xiaofei looking at him with expectant eyes, and then he said, "I pulled back all the shallots planted upstairs and put them at the door of our house!" ”

Jiang Xiaofei: "...... Ha?! ”

"Senior sister, after you go out in the morning, I took a whole chicken and put it outside, ready to cook it for a while, and make cold chicken to treat everyone!" Situ Youheng said happily, slapping his chest loudly, "Don't worry, I already have experience, this time I will definitely not destroy the chicken soup like last time!" Well, we just happened to have a new shallot, so we don't have to worry about the lack of condiments to make this dish lose its color when we salad the chicken! ”

"How about senior sister, you senior and I can do it, right? Hahaha! Situ Youheng said with a smug smile.

"Heh, hehe, hehe......" Jiang Xiaofei suddenly let out a very strange laugh in tone and rhythm.

"Huh? What's wrong with you, send-girl? Situ Youheng asked puzzled, "Why do you seem to be unhappy all of a sudden?" ”

"Why am I upset? Why am I upset, you say! Jiang Xiaofei, who felt that she couldn't bear it anymore, finally broke out, jumped up violently, grabbed the pillow and pumped it on Situ Youheng, and shouted angrily, "I'll kill you big idiot!" ”

"Huh? Why did you hit me all of a sudden? Situ Youheng was dumbfounded.

was beaten inexplicably, but he didn't dare to fight back at all, Situ Youheng had a puzzled and aggrieved expression on his face, and let Jiang Xiaofei wave the pillow and whip him hard, only daring to hide everywhere with his head in his hands.

Situ Yongjun & Liu Xuanting & Fu Ziyu: "......" turned his face away with a miserable expression. x2

Although the pillow is made of fabric and soft filling, it feels soft to the touch, but it is still very feeling to be beaten by Jiang Xiaofei's vigorous whipping, and Situ Youheng Isn't it overloaded and tired for a day yesterday, today's muscles are sore and sore, and being beaten by Jiang Xiaofei again, that taste, it's really not to mention!

"Hello schoolgirl! You have to give me a hint of what I've done wrong! Situ Youheng, who was full of grievances, asked unconvinced while hiding.

Jiang Xiaofei's movements paused, squinted at Situ Youheng, and said, "What, you still don't know what you're doing wrong?" ”

Feeling like a stormy blow, he suddenly stopped, Situ Youheng dared to put his two arms down a little, cautiously only showed half of his face to look at Jiang Xiaofei, and said cautiously: "I just don't know you to ask!" Can you show compassion and tell Xiaosheng the reason? ”

Jiang Xiaofei: "......"

"Okay, tell you." Jiang Xiaofei first reluctantly showed a smile, and then burst out, "Do you know that I was happy just now because those vegetables are planted in the soil and can be repeatedly grown for us to eat!" You pull out all the shallots, this time it's over, and the next time you don't have to eat it, do you know, stupid! ”

Situ Youheng: "...... Ha?! ”

"Hah, you're big! I'm so! Watch and hit! ”

As soon as the words fell, there was another violent beating, beating Situ Youheng to hide, so he could only hold his head and squat down to accept the punishment honestly.

Situ Yongjun, who watched this scene happen, said: Should!

After Jiang Xiaofei vented the anger in his heart, he withdrew his hand, threw the pillow in his hand on the sofa, and then grabbed the person who was squatting on the ground and threw it on the sofa, just as his head was pillowed on the pillow.

"Do you know it's wrong?" Jiang Xiaofei squinted at Situ Youheng, who was lying on the sofa with a miserable look that had been ravaged, and asked.

Hearing the question, Situ Youheng turned his head and looked at Jiang Xiaoshou cautiously, and replied timidly: "I know, I know." (To be continued.) )