Chapter 80: Same-Sex Repulsion
"I'm sorry Uncle Wang! My boyfriend's head pumped! I'm sorry for the trouble! Su Xiaorou's glutinous voice floated in from outside the door, and Wang Dongxing sat on the ground in fright. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Finished! The woman caught up! How did she know she was here? This is not scientific!
The poor police officer surnamed Wang rubbed his face and said angrily: "The young man's business! Sort it out yourselves! Uncle is old, and his body is not good, so he can be attacked by a young man..."
"Excuse me, Uncle Wang!" Su Xiaorou bowed sweetly to Officer Wang and apologized, while grabbing Wang Dongxing's arm fiercely and not letting go.
"Big sister! It's all out to mix, can you save some face? It was wrong for me to treat you so much just now, but things have passed - as the old saying goes, the same end of the world has fallen people, is this the truth that we meet and smile and smum? Just now, I did something that was so bad to you, and I apologized to you on his behalf! Wang Dongxing bent over with a bitter face.
"It doesn't matter if you apologize or anything! Whip me! The feeling of lightning passing through the body is so wonderful! Su Xiaorou squinted her eyes and said with a smile.
Sure enough, the personality has been destroyed? Sure enough, was the switch turned on? It's horrible! Mommy's! I want to run! But in a normal state, I am powerless, do I turn on the blackening mode again?
The problem is that blackening is not that you want to be black, you can be black if you want to be black! The first condition for blackening is the anger value report, and the second is split personality - this is a very high-tech job, and a bad one is going to fall into the devil's path!
"Big sister! I already have a girlfriend and it's impossible for me to be with you! Leave me alone! Wang Dongxing knelt on the ground very undisciplinedly, hugged Su Xiaorou's thigh and begged.
"Spare you? Leave you alone, who will satisfy me? Come on! My dear! me well! After satisfying me this time, we will go back to our hometown and get married! Let's live happily together! Su Xiaorou picked up Wang Dongxing, who was paralyzed on the ground, and dragged him back to the company without saying anything.
"Dumb! Aguas! It's your dad! Su Xiaorou excitedly introduced to the two ghosts, and the two little ghosts disappeared immediately after seeing Wang Dongxing - after all, the blackened Wang Dongxing was imprinted on their heads with a thunderous appearance, which was really scary!
Ahh (The ringtone of the poem of birds), the phone ringing interrupted Su Xiaorou's self-praise, and Wang Dongxing hurriedly reminded: "Big sister! Phone! Answer the phone! ”
"Hello? Hello! This is a ghost-free company in the world! What do you need? Su Xiaorou smiled professionally.
"Exorcism and ghost hunting, please press one!"
"Face to face fortune telling, please press two!"
"Look at the Jin Ding acupoint to measure feng shui, please press three!"
Wang Dongxing complained: "I'll go!" This is no different from Maoshan Taoist! ”
"Shut up!" Su Xiaorou reprimanded, and then smiled: "It's not about you!" What are your needs? Oh... Exorcism! Yes, you can deposit 100,000 yuan, and the rest is priced according to the difficulty of the exorcism! Trust our company! Exorcisms, we are serious! ”
After hanging up the phone, Su Xiaorou smiled: "Honey! You are truly my lucky star! It hasn't opened for half a month, and you will have business as soon as you come! This shows that we are destined to marry! ”
"Stop, stop! Don't talk nonsense if you don't have any evidence! If my girlfriend hears this, she will misunderstand! Wang Dongxing waved his hand again and again.
"Humph! Am I not as pretty as your girlfriend? Is my body not as good as hers? Su Xiaorou asked.
"Nope!" Wang Dongxing said firmly.
"You! I'm! You must not have a girlfriend! You must be lying! Su Xiaorou comforted herself: "Accompany me to exorcise demons for a while!" ”
"This is the only time! I'll go with you, and you'll let me go this time! Wang Dongxing stretched out his little finger and said, "Pull the hook!" ”
"Good! The hook hangs for a hundred years! Wang Dongxing added: "Repentance is a puppy!" ”
"Humph!" Su Xiaorou snorted coldly in her heart: "I'll let you go back first!" Let the girl find your home again! Look where you're going! Anyway, there are five ghosts looking for the way, who is afraid of who! ”
Wang Dongxing looked around the company and found a computer in the corner and asked, "Is this thing connected?" ”
"Internet access! What, you want to go online? Su Xiaorou asked.
"That's right! I've bought my ticket for tomorrow first! Anyway, I have online banking! Wang Dongxing suddenly said: "I don't have to pay you back the cash!" What is your baby number? I'll call you! ”
"Humph! You dislike this girl! You'll regret it! Su Xiaorou's resentment seemed to turn into substance, lingering in the air.
Wang Dongxing, who hung up the chat tool, quickly contacted Wang Gangdan: "Call Gangdan!" Call the Steel Egg! You haven't contacted me for so long? ”
Wang Gangdan said lazily: "Pangu has spoken, no one can save you!" By the way, your bank card has been frozen by him - where are you now? ”
"Dongcheng! Fast! Save me! Wang Dongxing shouted.
Wang Gangdan sighed: "I can't help!" Pangu said that if you come back by your own ability, he will forgive you - what happened two days ago is indeed that you are not righteous! If you are wrong, admit it, and stand firm when beaten! ”
"Hemp eggs! Hemp eggs! Pangu, that old girl still owes me a life! By the way, how is the family now? Wang Dongxing asked uneasily.
"It's still like that! Life is not shocking, all three meals are takeaway - thank you daughter-in-law Taibai fairy, our family is now living a life of eating fairy world takeaway, dragon liver and phoenix pith pick at will, it is said that the cold dishes of the fairy world painting snow Zhai are the best, and the vegetarian food of Wuliang Pavilion is a must, um... The engine oil of Fairy Petrochemical is the most authentic. Come back quickly, don't say brother doesn't want you! Wang Gangdan tempted with food.
"Hemp eggs! I'm in deep trouble right now! There's a woman who wants to marry me! What do you say I should do? I can't be sorry for being too white! Wang Dongxing said bitterly.
"The red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags fluttering outside the door are the right way! The harem is justice! Wang Gangdan's bad temptation said, without waiting for Wang Dongxing to reply, Wang Gangdan's painting style changed: "Brother Dongxing, you are waiting for me!" I'll fly over right away! Dare to grab a man with me! ”
"Huh? Too white? What about steel eggs? Wang Dongxing asked curiously.
"I was struck by lightning and reflected! How dare you come up with such a bad idea! He's out of oil this month! Taibai said arrogantly.
"Uh... Wouldn't it be nice if you just booked me a plane ticket! Wang Dongxing comforted.
"Don't! I want to see who the divine dares to snatch a boyfriend with me too white! "Taibai Silver Spark Avenue.
Wang Dongxing raised his head and shouted at Su Xiaorou: "Hey! Eldest sister! My wife is coming tomorrow, look ......"
"Come on, come! Who's afraid of whom? I'd like to see what kind of girlfriend you can find! Su Xiaorou also burned inexplicably, is this the principle of same-sex repulsion?