CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE: S&M
"Immortals? Monster? Superman? Look at the moves! Not to be outdone, Su Xiaorou resorted to the trick of watching the house and subduing the demons, trying to prevent the blackened Wang Dongxing from taking revenge on the ghosts. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The blackened Wang Dongxing's red eyes squinted at Su Xiaorou and said, "Weak chicken!" Still trying to stop a great demi-saint powerhouse? Thank you for your hospitality, your bomb collar deity has been received, and in return, be sure to accept the deity's Lightning Heart! ”
Under Wang Dongxing's control, the lightning in the sky gradually condensed into a ball lightning with a diameter of more than twenty centimeters and flashing with holy light.
Wang Dongxing, who was blackened and burned with the soul of Zhong Er, looked at the nondescript Holy Light Ball in his hand and muttered, "100,000 volts or a spiral pill?" Forget it, I'll name this trick - Lose it! ”
The ball lightning slashed a long silver mark in the air and struck Su Xiaorou's body fiercely, blowing up the clothes she was wearing without hurting a single hair of her hair...
"Well, let's call it the Holy Light Shredding Bullet... The working principle is to use the high-voltage impact of 100,000 volts of ball lightning to turn everything that does not belong to the body into ashes... Hmm, is something wrong? Why is the Black Forest between the woman's legs missing? Was it born a white tiger or was there something wrong with the experiment? Wang Dongxing rubbed his chin and thought badly.
"Hey! You pervert! You actually blew up my clothes? Is it true that men are all animals that think with their lower bodies? I'm not going to let you get mine if I die! Su Xiaorou felt an inexplicable sense of shame, and then fell into a rage, the soul of the old virgin for many years burned fiercely, and the surging grievances turned into energy and rushed into her body, making her energy index explode instantly.
Wang Dongxing muttered in his heart: "It's a magical ability! Evolve with rage - could this woman have Berserker blood? A direct descendant of a muscular barbarian? Sure enough, you can ignore the shame of not wearing clothes and attack directly. ”
"Ahem... Ma'am, you don't seem to be wearing clothes! Wang Dongxing kindly reminded.
Sure enough, no matter how fierce the woman was, she couldn't bear the shame of the fruit charge, and Su Xiaorou's momentum suddenly returned to the original point.
"Is your rage burned out? Then the deity will continue to make moves! Wang Dongxing stretched out his index finger and pulled out a low-pressure lightning bolt from his body, turning it into a rope and tying Su Xiaorou up, making her unable to move.
"Rascals! Brigand! Shameless! Scum! How dare you plot against this girl! I won't let you go if I turn into a ghost! Su Xiaorou, who was hung in the air, let out a desperate wail like a sheep waiting to be slaughtered, and she said that her anger turned into a momentum of seeing death as home, and she planned to fight Wang Dongxing to the end!
"Dirty man...... #%%......!! ......" Su Xiaorou cursed loudly.
The blackened Wang Dongxing smiled when he heard this: "Scold!" Scold loudly! Your anger is the source of my strength! ”
Then, a lightning whip appeared in his hand, breaking through the void and slamming it on Su Xiaorou's delicate body...
"Ahh It's painful! You pervert! Su Xiaorou felt a strong pain from the skin into the nervous system, in addition, there was an inexplicable numbness behind the pain...
"Still have the strength?" Wang Dongxing smiled freely, and threw another whip in his hand.
"Oops! You dead sadist! This girl would rather die than give in! ”
"Smack!" What answered her was another whip from Wang Dongxing, cold and dark.
"The three armies can win the commandery, but the horseman can't win the ambition!"
"Smack!"
"When the poor festival is seen, one by one!"
"Still hard-mouthed? Syllable! ”
"Don't be afraid of broken bones, stay innocent in the world!"
"Don't remember? Syllable! ”
"It hurts, it hurts! All men are mortal? Keep Dan in mind! ”
"Smack!"
"I was wrong!"
"Smack!"
"Admit your mistakes and fight too? Perverted! ”
"Smack!"
"Ahhh Brother Dongxing! Don't! ”
"Selling cute? Syllable! ”
"Damn, damn it, damn it! I'm going to kill you! ”
"Smack!"
......
"Don't stop! It's so cool! ”
"Smack... Wait a minute? Something amazing seems to have been discovered? ”
"That's it! Fast! Whip me! ”
Wang Dongxing stopped the whip in his hand, and looked at the fruit girl in front of him with a squinting eye and a happy expression on his face with a shocked face, and he seemed to have turned on an ominous switch......
"What's going on? O master! Don't stop! Su Xiaorou pleaded pitifully: "The taste of lightning is really the pinnacle enjoyment!" Every cell is extremely active, as if you are in the clouds, as if floating in a hot spring! Give it to me! Give it to me! ”
"Sss The wind is howling!
Retracting the power of the lightning in the air, Wang Dongxing hurriedly raised his feet and ran wildly. A woman who has awakened the M attribute is simply an excellent meat shield! All the pain in front of them is just enjoyment! It's horrible!
Su Xiaorou, who was put down, found that there was no longer the whip of the lightning whip, and an inexplicable emptiness and loneliness arose. She slowly got up from the ground, opened the company's secret room, came to an altar, sprinkled a handful of red rice, and muttered:
"The sky is blue, and the earth is vast,
Where are the five ghosts of yin and yang?
Taigong brought the ghosts of the five directions,
Who should ask for directions?
The first son prays to the ghosts of the East,
A and B wood thought about it.
The disciple prays to the ghosts of the West,
Heptoxin Essence Metal Spear.
Disciple please the southern ghosts,
The fire burned the world widely.
The disciple prays to the northern ghosts,
The water of the water floats thousands of miles
The disciple invites the Chinese ghost,
Q: Where is Wang Dongxing at this time? ”
The rice grains mixed with cinnabar quickly dried up and turned into a cloud of ashes, and a line of words appeared on the ashes: Police station...
Su Xiaorou clenched her fists and smiled: "There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell, you come to vote?" Is the safest place to be? But your mind is bankrupt! ”
"Uncle Policeman! I am back! I'm guilty! That's right! Yesterday my PC was indeed confirmed! Please arrest me! Oh the law! Let me, a sinful man, receive the punishment he deserves. Wang Dongxing held the police uncle who made the transcript for him yesterday and said with tears in his eyes.
"Uh... Aren't you bailed out? Why are you back again? The police uncle asked with a black line on his head: "Actually, you will be fine after paying the fine." ”
"You're not going to arrest me?" Wang Dongxing said suspiciously: "I'm a PC!" ”
"It's okay, please leave! Don't delay our normal work..."The police uncle drove Wang Dongxing away like a fly.
"Not guilty... Not guilty... If you don't get into the detention center without guilt, you will be entangled by Su Xiaorou's woman! What to do? Or... Attack the police! Wang Dongxing, who was in a brain pump, stretched out his guilty fist and hit the poor police uncle in the face fiercely: "Uncle policeman! I attacked the police! Arrest me! Arrest me! ”
The poor policeman got up with his purple face and said angrily: "You are sick! Since you want to go to the detention center, I will fulfill you! You've been arrested! ”
"The people's police love the people! Loved ones! Hold me up! Wang Dongxing looked at the time and said in a hurry.
That's when the unexpected happened......