Chapter 138 The Jade Emperor was overshadowed (three more begging for a monthly ticket)

The Queen Mother was also stunned for an instant.

Think about it carefully, this Sun Xiaokong knows that he will die tomorrow, so he is so arrogant?

For a while, the Queen Mother felt tired!

I'm not sure if I'm the kind of sadomasochist Sun Xiaokong said.

But when she smoked Sun Xiaokong, she did feel very comfortable.

What's more, Sun Xiaokong thinks that he is going to die, and then he is not afraid of himself at all, so if he really goes out and talks nonsense, what should he do?

These things, rumors are flying!

Once it is spread, no one will think about the true or false logic, everyone will go crazy, and if it is spread more, it will naturally come true.

This...

The Queen Mother is really having a headache now.

Dark.

The Jade Emperor was ecstatic in his heart!

The Jade Emperor said in his heart: "It's not in vain that I took such a big risk, and once again lurked to watch the play, not only watched an idol's Jedi counterattack drama, but also ate a big melon!"

The Jade Emperor said: "Idol is awesome!

At this time, Lao Jun was also stunned in the dark.

He felt in his heart, Sun Xiaokong...

It's really cheap!

Oh no, it's really amazing, this situation can be reversed to hold the queen mother, it's really talented!

Pity...

Born in the wrong era!

If he had been born in his time, this Sun Xiaokong would definitely make the Western shameless duo feel the sinister nature of society!

What a pity!

Thinking of this, Lao Jun quietly approached the Jade Emperor, preparing to pit the Jade Emperor.

Pay somebody back in the same coin!

No Moutai!

At this time, on the throne, Sun Xiaokong was a little unhappy and said, "What's the matter, have you thought about it?"

"Are you going to kill your mouth, or do you want to give me a pot of immortal wine first?"

The queen mother looked at Sun Xiaokong's arrogant appearance and was a little stunned for a while.

Since ancient times, it is the first time that someone dares to shout at themselves like this and be so arrogant in front of them.

The Queen Mother looked at Sun Xiaokong and said:

"What a Sun Xiaokong, it's really an eye-opener for this seat. ”

"This time I took this seat, I admit the matter of Pan Taoyuan, you are amazing. ”

"If you want to drink, you can, but you have to make a heavenly oath that you must not let a third person know about today's events. ”

"In the future, the matter between you and me will be written off, and there will be no grudges. ”

Sun Xiaokong listened to the Queen Mother's words and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Hahaha..."

"You want me to swear not to say it? It's not that easy, I'm already dead, what's so scary?"

The queen mother's face sank and said, "Then what do you want?"

"Good question!"

Sun Xiaokong suddenly got up and came to his senses.

He said, "I want you to serve me now, pour me wine, and... Dance!"

"I'm going to be beheaded tomorrow anyway, so let me be happy before I die. ”

"What?"

"Splash monkey, you're just looking for death!"

"Even if this seat is dead, I will never pour you wine or dance, you..."

The Queen Mother clenched her fists with her hands in anger.

She really wanted to kill Sun Xiaokong.

Sun Xiaokong listened to the words of the queen mother, and said helplessly: "Then let's do it, you give it to me first...... Pour a glass of wine, shall you?"

"That's interesting enough, isn't it?"

Dancing should not be rushed, it should be poured first and then mentioned.

In this way, under the gradual routine, the other party will go to the abyss step by step.

The queen mother listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and her face instantly fell.

Xin said: "What is your identity?"

"In the Three Realms, who dares not to give themselves a face?"

"This monkey actually allowed himself to pour him wine?"

Thinking about it, the Queen Mother stared at Sun Xiaokong and asked, "Splash monkey, are you really not afraid of death?"

"Don't be afraid, I'm not going to be beheaded tomorrow, I'll die. ”

"You can't pour the wine?"

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong sighed and explained: "Look, now there is no one in this Yaochi, and no one knows even if you pour me wine?"

"Say, pour wine for a man who will be beheaded tomorrow, what is this? ”

In other words, the Queen Mother is also extremely smart, but she really can't do anything about Sun Xiaokong at the moment.

Because Sun Xiaokong is now a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, whatever you say, I am threatening you, and you will kill me now.

I'm going to be beheaded tomorrow anyway.

That's it, in terms of temperament, Sun Xiaokong is dead.

The choice that the Queen Mother is facing now is, one: kill Sun Xiaokong, one hundred.

Two: Compromise, pour tea and water for Sun Xiaokong, and then let Sun Xiaokong swear not to mention today's events.

The Jade Emperor really admired Sun Xiaokong, because Sun Xiaokong did something that no one in the Three Realms could do.

And Lao Jun is also admired, Lao Jun has now... Probably... Possible... was circled by fans.

At this moment, after some hesitation, the Queen Mother took out a pot of wine and said, "Drink it upside down." ”

Of course, the Queen Mother has made a lot of determination to do this.

Drip!

"The anti-routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan × 100. ”

Sun Xiaokong looked at the wine jug that the Queen Mother brought over and laughed.

If you can bring wine today, you can pour it tomorrow.

I can dance the day after tomorrow.

This time with a handle, the other party will definitely fall into a quagmire in the future and will not be able to extricate himself!

I saw Sun Xiaokong directly pick up the wine jug and drink it leisurely.

The Queen Mother stood aside, and Sun Xiaokong sit...

This picture, if it is seen by other immortals and Buddhas in the Three Realms, I am afraid that it will be able to shock the big teeth.

I saw Sun Xiaokong drinking wine and said lightly: "What about you, I can guarantee that you will never let the third person know, you can rest assured." ”

"My Sun Xiaokong has always been very honest when he speaks, and there is, if you wear small shoes and make small moves against me in the future, then you can't blame me..."

And at this time, the Jade Emperor really admired Sun Xiaokong to the extreme, it was so amazing.

Lao Tzu didn't even accept the three Qing and three emperors, so he obeyed your Sun Xiaokong.

Boom!

At this moment, the Jade Emperor was thinking about it, when suddenly someone kicked out.

"?"

The Jade Emperor was kicked out by someone, and he was dumbfounded on the spot.

"I'm rubbing, where did the duck come from?" Sun Xiaokong looked at a crane that suddenly jumped out, and was instantly dumbfounded.

Did you hit me in the face?

Lao Tzu just promised not to let the third person know, and you came out?

Are you a crane, aren't you?

"Die!"

The Queen Mother's face was gloomy in an instant, and she directly hit it with a terrifying mana.

Not to mention ordinary cranes, even ordinary Taiyi Golden Immortals, I'm afraid that they will be scattered directly.

And then!

Just listen to the bang.

The huge shock wave knocked away the wine jug in Sun Xiaokong's hand.

And this crane was unscathed.

"Mistaken... Misunderstanding!"

I saw that the crane had changed, and the Jade Emperor appeared.

"?"

Sun Xiaokong was stunned in an instant.

What's going on?

The Jade Emperor has been hiding in the shadows?

The moment the Queen Mother saw the Jade Emperor, she was instantly stunned.

Tens of thousands of "alpacas" galloped in my heart!

The Queen Mother is really convinced.

Is this Jade Emperor sick?

Just now, I hid in the dark and watched for a long time, and after being discovered by myself, I actually walked around and came back.

It's literal.